#scienceasfuck

[mathprofessorquotes]

Alright look, this class don’t want none unless you got ln’s hun!

High school calculus teacher (She pronounces ln’s “lans”)

#calculus #scienceasfuck #submission

[unofficially-nasa]

15, 21, 22, 41, and 56 for the science asks :)

15. Ever tasted an experiment?Back in 8th grade, we did an experiment with tea. I did not complete the experiment because I drank the tea. I also got an F on that lab.

21. If you had infinite funding, what would your research be about?I want to say space exploration because this is a space blog, but really, I want there to be more exploration of the oceans. It’s terrifyingly exciting!

22. What is your favourite scientific theory?The theory of “If you get your degree, you’ll have a job in the exact field you’re looking for”. So far, it’s proven to be relatively false.

41. What’s your favourite science blog?Do I have to answer this? They’ll be in the hashtags but @nasa-official is probably my top one

56. What about… lab goats?No. I don’t like goats

#answered #rudescience is a favourite of mine #along with scienceshenanigans #scienceasfuck is pretty chill too #also nasa's official tumblr

[alachii]

about me a-z

asoidfj yay @foxistrash tagged me!!! my literal older sister. ok lets do this

a. age

hmm its already on my blog, I'm 15, turning 16 next month

b. biggest fear

death tbh

c. current time

15:41

d. drink you last had

iced tea lemonade

e. every day starts with

watering my plants

f. favorite song

oh jesus... white noise? my lady?

g. ghosts, are they real

noPe

h. hometown

Village of Privileged Rich White People, USA

i. in love with

oh sehun

j. jealous of

wow you do not want to hear the answer to that question I'm salty as fucK

k. killed someone

wish it was my dad tbh

l. last time you cried

prolly during an anxiety attack or smth

m. middle name

suzanne. actually, my new name is Xanax, pls call me that, who needs a first name my names Juliana idk if anyone knows that

n. number of siblings

zilch

o. one wish

finishing high school with a 3.8!! or making it into nys this year!! both!!

p. person you last called or texted

probably @scienceasfuck or my mother

q. questions you’re asked a lot

why are you so selfish

r. reasons to smile

my plants, exo, i will be out of the house in 2 years, i don't have to bother with the literal millions of shitty teachers i have this year in a month

s. last song sang

white noise

t. time you woke up

around 9

u. underwear color

light blue green

v. vacation destination

japan, hong kong, china, Thailand, Vietnam, south korea

w. worst habit

being annoyinG

x. x rays you've had

i don't think i have

y. your favorite food

edamame, mochi, mochi ice cream, pasta, yakitori

z. zodiac sign

my sun sign is gemini

aight so i know @wonhosflower has been tagged, but @solodae and @myminseok lets do this

#you totally don't have to!! #tagged

[artistictattoodesigns]

guitargoat: scienceasfuck: congragulation: just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making…

guitargoat:

scienceasfuck:

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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[unofficially-nasa]

Top 5 shit posts

1. My posts2. @adventuresinchemistry’s posts3. @scienceasfuck’s posts4. @scienceshenanigans’s posts5. Your posts

#top 5

[alachii]

well the lovely @eyesonxiu has tagged me for a selfie i think it was supposed to be like my bias but i'm not marvelous enough for sehun. so now you get me with no makeup lol ok @certainly-a-tragedy @scienceasfuck your turn if you want

#i think i want to go to bed now #it me

[alachii]

hi this is me i'm tired i don't have makeup on and i'm wearing howls moving castle pajamas listening to my answer and i fell asleep standing up today also blame @hongpeenus for this i was tagged so as always i'm going to hope @scienceasfuck does a face reveal but if not i'm going to go to bed now good night

#i'm probably going to take this down in the morning lol #it me

[alachii]

fuck you @scienceasfuck my phones at 29%

#shitposts

[alachii]

everyone go send @scienceasfuck some dog memes she’s tired

#i don't think anyone will bc none of my followers are v active but whatever if you see this send her a dog meme #scienceasfuckyou #shitposts

[mathprofessorquotes]

Student: What is the test on?

Calculus Professor: Paper.

#submission #math professor #calculus #scienceasfuck