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mychlapci · 2 months
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As much as I love a breeding kink, and thinking of these robots fucking like it’s the end of the world, and round bellies, and carrying and all that good shit -
what I also love to think about sometimes, is what bots would just ADORE being parents. Mama Drift would make his baby his whole world, and I love that for him. He would bring his little swordsman along with him everywhere, ratchet never gets a minute alone with drift or his kid, because drift is just that attached to his baby.
Or like, helicopter dad ultra Magnus, who makes sure his baby gets the best education.
Fun mom rodimus who would strap his kid to his chest then go skydiving.
Idk! I just love the idea of these bots having a great time carrying, but LOVE actually raising their kid!
hmmm i don’t focus too much on the kids, since i’m not very fond of ’em. as i said, i’m in it for the pregnancy glow, but after the baby is out i’m gone.... but kids are very cute to think of in theory. i have thought about the bots raising sparklings before.
i love mama Drift taking his little one everywhere he goes, hopping him on his knee so that he can see everything while Drift points and explains the world to him. Ratchet never getting a moment with just Drift or just his kid, because Drift is always there to hold the baby in his hands. Rodimus is definitely the kind of mom who will not stop living his lifestyle just because he’s got his baby now, if he has to strap the little one to his chest when going meteor surfing or going out drinking, then he will do just that. Also i like the thought of this being the same baby. I know we agreed that Drift would not let go of it, but if he ever did, you know Rodimus would take it on the night out because he misunderstood Ratchet saying the little one "needs more socalization".
tbh i am a bit of a feral sparkling believer, so i think it would be absloutely hilarious and adorable to have, let’s say Drift, cooing at his beloved little baby and you look at it and it’s a hissy, sharp-toothed freakish skeleton. It’s fine! He just hasn’t grown his plating yet, but he’s still adorable, right? Meanwhile the sparkling has crawled out from his grip and is perched on top of Drift’s shoulder and clawing at you. He’s a little shy <3
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90stvqueen · 1 year
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my cat just went on a feral play aggression kick and scratched the shit out of me. i put him in time out for ten minutes and now he's lying on my legs grooming himself. the duality of man
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singlethread · 4 days
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Why are there so many tasks inside of a task
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hyumjim · 6 months
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i didnt do. a single thing today :)
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boy-above · 7 months
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can anyone like this post if you see it i'm like. going through it. need to be reminded i'm not alone and people do see during this lonely 1:18am
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defenselesswriter · 9 days
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love that i’m trying to sleep an hour ago and my brain went “actually you HAVE to clean right now”
so i did
i cleaned my room
go me i guess
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walkawaytall · 18 days
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We have this reward system at work with points that can be redeemed for products and gift cards. It sounds lame but this is how I’ve purchased things like my freezer, AirPods, and quite a few video games. Anyway, I had enough for a Litter Robot as of this afternoon, so that’s super exciting.
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decayingliberty · 2 months
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Only 12 hours until i see my toki baby again!!!!!!
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music-for-them-asses · 10 months
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Life is so hard when you need to clean, but there's a warm kitty cat sleeping on your lap...
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They make so much cute furniture for cats 😭 I'm gonna go broke
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persepinesascent · 10 months
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There's a lot of stuff I'm trying to get good at doing on my own instead of relying on a partner for.
Today is the first day of my life that I successfully put too much butter on my popcorn, ever, in my entire life.
Maybe someday I will successfully use at least enough olive oil in the pan when I'm cooking.
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odetolovers · 6 months
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i have beef with my girlfriend’s cat.
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saintvampy · 7 months
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ugh when will my step mom die already
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ratsonas · 1 year
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doing the house chores of 3 different roommates plus my personal chores plus cleaning gunk out of the sink plus scooping cat litter. and my roommates cant even put their dishes in the dishwasher
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paradisecas · 2 years
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top row gabriel and lucifer bottom row raphael and michael. <3 and mom. <3 black cats are impossible to photograph unless they are very good and very still or staring at a toy i am dangling in the air and even then…
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kaeyaphile · 5 months
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my leg muscles ache like i did 50 squats when i in fact did not do that; i love being chronically ill
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