#scorpion king is babey

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FAVORITISM IS ONLY OKAY WHEN ITS ABOUT A CHARACTER I LIKE

#so... that rumor about a hbo tv show/animated show (still unclear yet) about mr. scorpion huh? #how many time are they going to kill that man's wife and child #[scorpy voice] sub zero ive been losing my family and clan for 30 years #anyway #you know i will Eat This Up. its not going to be good yet Ill still be here. bc you cant have scorpion without SUB ZERO AYYYEEE #THEYRE A PACKAGED DEAL BABEY #tho i hope they give us. hanzos youth or smth. give us smth new for once #bi-han can even show up late as a fun bonus. and i prommy wommy i wont scream WHERES KUAI at the first episode 😊 #75% of the active mk community: ''god fucking dammit its about the ninjas again'' #cue me and uncle boon cheering like we're at the superbowl #anyway. all that talk from me and its ONLY a rumor (like the subz movie spin offs) but still. if they both prove to be true- #PLUS the assured mk21 sequel which im still expecting a trailer later this year #I Will Be Eating Like A King Once More #smth smth i do nothing but win yknow yknow. too early to celebrate #tagging later

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my friend sent me LMK season 3 and i have some thoughts

once again MK is babey

freenoodle shippers rise up

DAD WUKONG GANG RISE UP

this season is literally just macaque suffering hours. rip king

literally anyone that vaguely threatened MK were swiftly met with wukong's and mei's hands. respect

👀 more tang interactions like i WANTED

ALSO MORE SANDY AAAAAAA

MK's face when he saw macaque suffering from LBD my heart

wukong: you wanna fuck me so bad that it makes you look stupid / macaque: i'm literally trying to kill you

scorpion lady demon tried flirting with tang but like. ma'am. he's gay and married. try again

dragonfruit shippers come get y'all juice

wukong doesn't want his son getting hurt anymore 🥺 stop fucking abandoning him though 🔫

DBK using the ring as a nose ring i can't why is that so fucking funny--

princess iron fan is gorgeous as always. please step on me queen

spicynoodle shippers come get y'all juice (MEEEEEEE)

when guang made MK cry, i was ready to throw hands

kinda sad that we didn't get dragon mei or monkey MK, but i'll take what i can get

man i can't wait for the dub to come out and for season 4. i wanna properly simp for sun wukong on main

#my marathon was ruined by my manager asking me to come in on my day off but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid spoilers #lmk spoilers

[hyraeth]

Quick, someone hug Scorpion King the same way he hugs his pipa

#woh #word of honor #shl #scorpion king #i think it's called pipa i tried to confirm and it seems it is?? #pls let me know if it's wrong #bUT #hug scorpion kin 2k21 pls someone ELSE adopt babey

[dappercritter]

Random She-Ra Season 2/3 Thoughts:

(Okay, let’s get this done so I can move onto Season 4 and continue and my downward spiral into anxiety at the hands of a gay cartoon.)

First things first: Frosta is babey.

Light Hope, you’re scaring the kids.

I don’t mind Swift Wind that much but at the same time I don’t mind when he’s not onscreen either.

Make what you will of that.

Catra, I know it’s hard to get over your first love, especially when you feel like they’ve betrayed you somehow. But for the love of might, you have a BIG. BUFF. FRIENDLY. HALF SCORPION. WOMAN standing right in front of you who is obviously hopelessly in love with you. Wake up and smell the sapphic, lady!

Scorpia, Sea Hawk, and Adora are my BROT3.

People don’t realize it, but Catra still retains her transformation powers from the original series. Only instead being able to transform from a woman into a cat, she transforms from a sympathetic villain into a nigh-unlikable one.

“Roll With It” deserves an Emmy just for the imagine spots.

Seriously, I won’t to make something that looks like Glimmer’s imagine spot one day.

So we all agree Shadow Weaver was a [b-word] before her encounter with the parasite, right?

Heh, kid Micah sounds like Ezra from Star Wars Rebels.

...

WAIT.

It’s nice that they’re treating Emily like a recurring character and an actual member of her and Hordak’s family and not just a joke character.

Robot rights FTW!

I can’t be the only one who thinks Imp set up Entrapta to go meet Hordak in the first place. The little bean’s too smart not to!

Does God love Bow’s two daddies?

Yes.

Yes he does.

Season 3, Episode 2, “Huntara”? More like Season 3, Episode 2, “Entrapdak”, amirite?

Hordak is just Invader Zim but simultaneously edgier and sweeter. There I said it!

(Please don’t hurt me.)

Season 3 is giving us more lizard people representation and even if most of them are just extras, I am living!

I wonder if Huntara offers advice on how to pick up girls AND survive the Crimson Wastes?

“Once Upon a Time in the Waste” is like Thelma and Louise meets Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid but with a more depressing ending than  both of them.

Oh snap, they pulled a Taserface with Tung Lashor!

Gee, Shadow Weaver. How come your mom lets you get a redemption arc first?

Or do you?

(*suspicious glare*)

HEARTBRAKING: Gamer girl and goth boy’s idyllic life of evil science ruined by angry lesbian cat.

Also the world ends.

We got more Madame Razz. My desire to riot has been quelled.

For now...

Heh, King Micha sounds like Daniel Dae Ki- it is him isn’t it?

They’re seriously going to bring back Micah just to have Angella killed off. I do believe that’s a dick move in bird culture.

(Unless Micah brings her back from the space between dimensions...) 

Season 4 is going to fix any of this is it?

This is why I don’t trust catgirls

#spop spoilers #spop #she-ra and the princesses of power #she-ra season three #she-ra season two #she-ra #adora #catra #shadow weaver #frosta #glimmer #bow #hordak #entrapta #scorpia #sea hawk #swift wind #light hope #imp #netflix #ramblings of the critter