#scott Calvin

[femmehysteria]

I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls

#best character named x #poll #game #scott summers #scott mccall #scott calvin #scott pilgrim #scot cavendish #scott tracy #x men #teen wolf #the santa clause #scott pilgrim vs the world #locke and key #thunderbirds

[thisgirlsophia]

HC’s for Bernard the Elf dating a Sweet!Reader

(gifs not mine)

I wrote this all the way back at the beginning of August during Summer vacation and just waited till now, since Bernard season was back

CW: GN! Reader, Pure Fluff 

You two are complete opposites. You being the upbeat, positive, sweet one. Him being the sarcastic, grumpy, overthinker one. But opposites attract! You do occasionally have a few sarcasm battles with each other though.

Him being 2 inches taller than you.

I feel like he only uses nicknames when it’s just the two of you. Ex: Love, Sweetheart, dear, darling, (very simple but sickly sweet).

You use a few sweet ones too, but you also like to make fun of him sometimes so Mr. perfectionist, and grumpy it is.

If you use a sweet one in public, he will get embarrassed.

“I told you not to use that in public!” 

You smile and laugh mischievously.

“Seriously, this is a work environment! Be professional!”

You lean in and kiss his cheek.

“Whatever you say sweetie.”

You walk away leaving behind a blushing annoyed Bernard.

Having snowball fights. 

Him winning and you insisting it was a tie.

Making snow angels together.

Sitting by the fire and cuddling while drinking hot chocolate.

Ice skating together. That boy is one great skater.

You help him have more fun.

Stealing his hat (Doesn’t matter if it was on or off his head).

“Hey Y/N, have you seen-”

He didn’t even bother trying to get it back, you just looked so adorable.

Oh, and when you see him genuinely smile or laugh for the first time-

“Hey, love?”

Bernard waves his hand in front of your face.

You were just so lovestruck!

“Oh! Um I just never thought- you should do that more often.”

Being close with Charlie.

Coming with Bernard whenever he visits him.

Charlie looks up to you two.

He was so happy when you two got together.

And Bernard was so embarrassed-

Calming him down when he gets angry.

“It’s okay Bernard, we can figure it out together.”

You give him a comforting hug, linking your arms around his waist, leaning your head on his collarbone.

He hugs you back, puts his head in the crook of your neck, and sighs.

Kisses are full of love and adoration.

Him letting you play with his curly hair.

You two have definitely kissed under the mistletoe before (Scott & Charlie 100% had something to do with it).

Maybe when you two were just friends you only gave him a kiss on the forehead.

(Probably really blushes whenever you kiss him on the forehead, since it reminds him of that moment).

But when you became a couple.

You two had the sweetest most beautiful kiss ever!

Scott/Santa thinks you are one of the best things that have happened to Bernard.

He’s less uptight and seems to be happier at work now that you’re in his life.

When cuddling, if you are facing each other, your head will be in his chest and his head will be on top of yours.

Holding you like the teddy bear you are <3

If you’re spooning he’s most likely the big spoon.

But sometimes when he’s had a rough stressful day *cough* Curtis bugging him.

He loves for you to be holding him.

It’s very comforting and gives him the hope that tomorrow will be better.

Getting him to take breaks (ones that are longer than 5 minutes lol).

And possibly a vacation. 

Might take a lot of an effect but it will be worth it.

“But Bernard-”

“No! Too much needs to be done!”

“Christmas is 360 days away! Can’t you spare 15 minutes?”

“I-”

He looks down and sees you with pleating eyes, and a small pout.

“Fine.”

You smile wide and you give him a great big hug.

“Thank you.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

He blushes and smiles ever so slightly. 

He always tends to over work himself.

Sometimes he falls asleep in his office.

You'll come home and he won’t be there.

So, you head over to the workshop and open his door.

You find him slumped over his desk with his pen still in his hand.

You smile and walk over to him, removing the pen from his grasp.

You slightly nudge his shoulder.

“Bernard honey, you can finish that in the morning. Let’s go home.”

You make him eat a little bit of dinner before he goes to bed.

He falls asleep in your arms <3

You just care and love this elf so much, and as stubborn as he may be you wouldn’t want it any other way.

I really enjoyed writing this at the time, so I hoped you enjoyed reading them.

#bernard the elf #the santa clause #bernard x reader #bernard the elf x reader #bernard the head elf #christmas #santa claus #charlie calvin #charlie #scott calvin #1994 movie #bernard #fanfic #fanfiction #hcs #x gn reader #gender neutral reader #Best character in the franchise #david krumholtz

[herbalsingularitea]

Actually, it's kinda odd. I wrote a fic called nervous diet on fanfiction.net and was just wondering if you'd draw out a scene from it. Just Bernard being a mother hen and pestering Scott about Scott has been skipping meals.

here ya go phoenix, hope it’s what you were imagining!

#the santa clause #scott calvin #bernard the elf #tsc #Santa Claus #my art #my asks

[viviennevermillion]

Consider: Elven Prince Bernard and Elven Knight Bethina / Betty (they're hard to sketch so excuse the oopsies).

I think after Disney didn't even manage to successfully nostalgia-bait me (and I'm someone who likes the Star Wars sequels and Season 5-8 of Winx Club so this really says something), we should have a medieval fantasy AU as a treat!

Ideas for what I might draw next / brainrot about:

Witch Sandra — like with a pointy hat and everything! Perhaps with Befana giving her advice but I don't think my skills are good enough to pull that off help

Alternative idea: Disney Princess Sandra who attracts little woodland creatures when she sings (her singing is awful for comic relief purposes and it still makes the finches flock to her)

Court Jester Cal "Do you think Riley will like me in this outfit?" Calvin

Noblewoman Riley

Court Jester Noel — in solidarity with Court Jester Cal

Royal Advisor Edie

Curtis as whatever the male version of a handmaiden is + handbook

Roy Enchantix! — like with big ass fae wings

Snow King Jack. Like, Elsa but shadier.

Mother Nature (we really need to give her a proper name. come on, this fandom is like 10 people, we can make it happen!) as a gorgeous nature spirit! Or maybe as a goddess? Both would work 🤔

What do we do with Scott? Do we just make him the king because the previous king died in his front yard? Can you imagine that?

I think Charlie would work as a knight

I know this isn't medieval but we can slap a Victorian dress onto Carol and have her beat someone up with a high heel but I'm not sure I can draw that 😂

Laura and Neil as regular citizens from some backwater village who don't believe in magic until Elven Prince Bernard plunders their fridge

Magnus Antas as like,,,, Tom Bombadil. A very evil, slightly more feral Tom Bombadil.

#tsc #bernard #bernard the elf #tsc betty #the santa clauses #the santa clause #scott calvin #tsc fanart #the santa clause bernard #charlie calvin #jack frost #the santa clause jack #tsc jack

[evarelis]

the santa clauses

#elizabeth mitchell #tim allen #the santa clauses #santa claus #mrs claus #scott calvin #carol newman #singinprincess #ღღღ #mineedit

[crazy0rconfused]

My favorite thing is it’s canon that Bernard is mean to Scott.

#the santa clause #the santa clauses #bernard the elf #scott calvin

[capturingdisney]

Tim Allen in season two of The Santa Clauses

#the santa clauses #santa claus #scott calvin #tim allen #disney #disneyedit #disney edit #disneycap #disneyplus #disney plus #disney+ #disney + #capturingdisney #*

[neils-weenie-whistle]

Scott: How old are you?

Bernard: Thousands of years old. I watched the Hindenburg burn.

Scott: Did you see the Titanic sink

Bernard: No, it was in the middle of the ocean.

#the santa clause #incorrect quotes #incorrect santa clause quotes #bernard the elf #scott calvin

[chubbydrawer]

*now on patreon* the transformation begins as Scott preps for another year of toy deliveries! #maleweightgain #fat #chubby #thick #gainer #gainerart #chubart #fatart #fatter #thicker #poppingbuttons #poppingseams #tightclothes #rippedclothes

#maleweightgain #fat #chubby #bigboy #gainerart #exjock #curvy #big boy #thick #tightclothes #santa tf #santafication #ripped clothes #popping seams #popping buttons #scott calvin

[the-ghost-bracket]

Santa Poll

Scott Calvin propaganda

The Grinch propaganda

#santa poll #scott calvin #the santa clause #santa claus #the grinch #how the grinch stole christmas #seuss #original poll

[kringletheelf04]

The spirit of Christmas?! (chapter 4)

The hallways seem to twist and turn in random directions but Bernard seems to know how to navigate it like the back of his hand. He looks back to make sure I'm still following every once in a while. I'm practically tearing off my skin at this point. My tattoo is hot to the touch and I can feel it through my sleeve. Bernard rubs his wrist every now and then, looking to me with furrowed brows. It seems like an eternity following him when we finally are met with a door. It's rounded with light blue paint on it. Strings of pine decorate it with painted on snowflakes speckled onto the varnish. Bernard reaches into his impossibly large bag and fishes out a key, it's handle matching the doors design. Turning the key and pushing on the door it gives a large creak, almost like it hadn't been used in decades.

"Well this is it." Bernard says, fully turning to me. "Welcome home (y/n)!"

"Your home maybe! Not mine!" I joke.

"Well, your home too now. At least it will be after the next eleven months." Bernard says sternly.

He motions into the room and I enter. The entire room is ice blue, except the few red and green accents. The biggest bed I've ever seen sits on the back wall. It may look like winter in here but I feel like I'm being boiled alive. Bernard follows in behind me.

"No offense, but this is bullshit!" I growl out at him.

He looks slightly taken aback but replies with "well I'm sorry you feel that way"

"Look, I stopped believing in Santa a long time ago. This has got to be some demented nightmare my mind has conjured up. One moment a guys falling off our roof and I'm putting on an old trapper hat I found the next I'm here and your spewing nonsense about me being the spirit of Christmas!" I say sitting onto the bed.

"Well, whether you believe it or not, you are now Christmas spirit." He says standing in front of me.

I take off the blasted hat that began this all and set it beside me. I begin to roll up my sleeves when I hear Bernard let out a soft gasp.

"Umm, what's your last name again?" Bernard stutters out.

"Calvin, why?" I blink in confusion.

I go to itch my arm and Bernard seizes my wrist.

"Ah! Fuck that hurt! What the hell is wrong with you dude! You're being really weird!" I yank my arm away, gently rubbing my wrist where he grabbed it.

"Language! But uh, I don't know how to say this," Bernard starts.

"Say what? That I've finally lost my marbles and need a mental evaluation?" I spit.

"We're soulmates," he breathes, calmly grabbing his sleeve and pulling upward.

Lo and behold there in the same handwriting reads the words (Y/N) CALVIN.

"What's a soulmate?" I hear a quiet voice ask from the doorway.

We both whip our heads around to find Charlie standing a few steps in the doorway.

I rush to him, sweeping him into a protective embrace.

"It's like a best friend, but more. It's the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It's who you're destined to spend eternity with." Bernard tries to explain without fumbling over words.

"Well, sissy (y/n) hates Christmas, so I don't think she's your soulmate" Charlie says and then waddles over to the bed.

"Well, they'll learn to love it because they are now the spirit of Christmas, sport!" Bernard shakes his head, curls bouncing in every direction.

"Yeah, not gonna happen dude." I raise my eyebrows and lift Charlie onto the giant bed.

"Well it's got to happen or you and I both die. So..." Bernard trails off.

"How about I get is some hot coco and we talk about this?" Bernard tries persuading me.

"Ok I guess, but don't think that this will change anything!" I call after him as he leaves.

"He's nice." Charlie smiles at me.

"Yeah he is, but I think we will be talking about adult business, so... scram" I shoo him out of the room.

I flop on the bed and close my eyes, hoping once I open them I'll be back home in my bed.

"This can't be real!" I tell myself.

"It's 'bout as real as it gets." A voice cuts through my thoughts.

I open my eyes to see Bernard approaching with a mug in each hand. He hands me one and I cautiously take a sip. It's the best thing I've ever tasted. I set the mug onto a nearby coaster to cool off.

"So... what's the nonsense about soulmates?" I ask him.

"Every elf has a soulmate. It just makes things easier here. But never in my two thousand years of living would I have guessed that mine would be a human. Let along the child of Santa and the spirit of Christmas. I didn't know it was even possible." Bernard explains.

"This is crazy! I feel like I'm loosening it. First soulmates, Santa, Christmas spirits, This has got to be the weirdest experience ever!" I rant.

"Well you're stuck with the pole now." Bernard pats my back and I feel warmth radiating from my tattoo.

"Yeah, fat chance this is even real. When I wake up I'll be back in my bed." I retort.

"Well, yeah. You have to get ready to move here. Can't just yank you from your home you know." Bernard sasses.

"What's this b.s. about Christmas spirit now?" I raise my eyebrows at him.

"I'll have to train you. I'll stop by whenever I can and teach you how to use your magic." Bernard illustrates.

"This is crazy. I have a job! I can't just wait around for an imaginary soulmate to show up and teach me magic! I have to support my dad!" I clamor while jumping up.

"I can see that this is getting us nowhere. It's fine you're in denial right now but here. Take this." Bernard fishes around in his satchel and pulls out a locket.

"Rub this whenever you need to see me and I'll be there. No matter the time." Bernard clasps it around my neck.

"If I'm your soulmate, wouldn't you want me here now?" I ask lifting a brow.

"I've waited over two thousand years for you, what's one more?" Bernard smiles a sad smile.

I rush forward without thinking, my arms wrapping around Bernard's neck and causing him to wobble.

"I'm sorry. If you were real I'd gladly stay here with you!" I cry.

My eyes water and he hugs me like I might slip away at any moment.

"Well, I think you'll be seeing a lot more of me around." Bernard smiles.

"You better get to sleep though. I'll always be with you, right here." He pats my chest and makes his way to the door.

"Goodnight Bernard!" I call to him.

"Goodnight snowflake!" He calls back, closing the door behind him.

I reach for the folded pajamas Bernard left. I unfold them to see that they are embroidered with my initials. I change into them and pull the covers back. This has to be the softest pajamas I've ever felt. I nearly melt into the soft sheets. My tattoo no longer burns. I hope I have this dream every night!

#fanfiction #bernard the arch elf #bernard the elf #bernard the head elf #the santa clause #the santa clause two #bernard the elf x reader #david krumholtz #bernard #reader insert #character x reader #self indulgent #curtis the elf #elves #alternate universe #soulmates au #soulmate marks #soulmates #scott calvin #charlie calvin #laura miller #neil miller #christmas lights #Christmas #self insert #self indulgence time #self indulgence babey #david krumholtz x reader

[sku1l-b4e]

Bernard The Head Elf - Headcanons

☛ (some of u are gonna hate me for this) he's asexual, through and through.

☛ absolutely loves randomly appearing behind you, giving you a small kiss before leaving again. Loves the look of shock on your face.

☛ keeps your picture in a locket (like he does w/ his wifes picture in TSC series)

☛ if you work in Santas workshop, he's sit in your sector when he's stressed just to be near you

☛ physically cannot get enough of your affection even if he tries to push you away

☛ wears anything you make him or keeps them in his house

☛ Christmas gifts from him are the best you've ever gotten

☛ he plays the lute, harp, flute, piano, and maybe acoustic guitar

☛ family man deep down

☛ definitely tries to not stress himself out for your birthday

Family - starting a family with our Bernard.

☛ uses his magic to impregnate you (he's asexual guys 😔)

☛ would probably sob when he first felt the baby kicking

☛ his daughter would have him wrapped around her little finger

☛ his son would be a momma's boy

☛ spoils his kids but keeps them humble too

☛ tells them off for bragging about his job

☛ can never stay mad at his babies for more than half an hour

☛ absolutely adored the way you flower during the pregnancy

☛ low-key baffled if the baby's first word was "dada"

↳ he's barely around due to the demand of being head elf but he makes sure to always be there for birthdays and holidays

☛ fascinated by the way you breastfeed (it sounds weird ik 😭)

#bernard the elf #tsc #christmas #the santa clause 2 #the santa clause #charlie calvin #scott calvin #north pole #headcanon

[knightonhorseback]

Scott: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Charlie: we're the best thing that's happened to you?

Bernard:

Curtis:

Y/n: ... I feel sorry for you.

#the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #bernard the elf #curtis the elf #charlie calvin #bernard x y/n #y/n #scott calvin

[herbalsingularitea]

Curtis and Jack going to see Barbie, all dressed in pink, lookin cnt 💅 and they run into Bernard, Carol, and Scott going to see Oppenheimer

Bernard gives them the “🙄😒 ugh ofc ur seeing that trash, you two have no class” and he walks off, meanwhile Scott and Carol follow after him shooting these 🥺🥺 back at Curtis and Jack like “please take us with you”

#tsc #the santa clause #bernard the elf #jack frost #curtis the elf #scott calvin #carol newman #moss talks #tsc shitposting

[likeafantasy]

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (16/25) ↳ the santa clause 3 (2006)

#the santa clause 3 #christmasedit #tim allen #martin short #scott calvin #elizabeth mitchell #filmedit #movieedit #25christmas22 #moviegifs

[evarelis]

The Santa Clauses

#elizabeth mitchell #tim allen #carol newman #scott calvin #the santa clauses #singinprincess #ღღღ #mineedit #it's cute how she tries to protect him