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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Tony: new rule, you can no longer use the tesseract as a paper weight, use your helmet as a toilet on missions, use caps shield as a sled, use clints arrows as a tooth pick or spideys webs as silly string! Are we all clear?

Scott: what abou-

Tony: And no one can use scotts discs to grow any more bottles of tequila!

Clint: Damn it!

Thor: Man of Iron-

Tony: And no one is allowed to shrink mjölnir

Peter: But what if we-

Tony: You cannot grow mjölnir either!

Thor: Damn you stark!

#thor #ironman #spiderman #antman #scott lang #peter parker #tony stark #thor odinson #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel textpost #textpost

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mooniesstars · 3 years

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thomas the train becomming large in the antman movie is scarier than the ant becomming large admit it

#it was so scary istg #scott lang #scott lang textpost #antman #ant man #ant man movie #antman movie #antman and the wasp #shore

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alwaysavengerss-blog · 5 years

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Scott, climbing through Cassie's window: Ok wait, before you call the police, I just broke into your home to tell you that I love you.

#source: vine #marvel #mcu #avengers #scott lang #cassie lang #ant man #antman #textpost #textposts #shitpost #Marvel Text Post #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes

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butstark · 5 years

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parallels? between phil coulson’s “i have captain america collector’s cards” and steve lang’s “as far as i’m concerned, that’s america’s ass”

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alexeishostakoff · 5 years

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luis and scott are boyfriends i’m sorry i don’t make the rules

#who am i kidding #im not sorry #scott lang #antman #ant man #luis #scott x luis #textpost #eliza writes #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe

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inu-spike · 5 years

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Had a thought...

Okay. So, in The Avengers: End Game trailer, Scott Lang appears at Avengers HQ (AHQ). Now, last we saw him, he was shrinky shrink in San Francisco, right? Yes? Okay. So that means Scott Lang, silly silly fun boy Ant Man, managed to unshrinky shrink himself and get from San Francisco, in the jewel of Northern California, to upstate New York. Now, I don't know about you, but cross country road trips can be tough. Add in the actual apocalypse and I imagine it gets so, so much worse. Every end of the world, zombie, dystopian work I have ever seen or watched has lead me to believe that it is NIGH IMPOSSIBLE for one to cross the country during the apocalypse without having to engage in gruesome and traumatizing combat of some form or another. Or, at the very least, witness and obtain a life long menagerie of hellish nightmare visions. Yet, there Scott Lang is - Waving his happy little arm at the AHQ's happy little camera, like he just came up for a day trip. How did you get here, Scott Lang? What did you do? What sinister psychoses do you hide behind your innocent facade??

#movies #marvel #the avengers #avengers endgame #scott lang #i have questions #textpost

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hushimstressed · 6 years

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I went into Ant-man and The Wasp thinking I was going to be cured of my Infinity War trauma but instead I came out shook and a multishipper.

#ant-man #the wasp #ant-man and the wasp #textpost #Scott Lang #Hope Pym #mcu #marvel

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Scott: alright! Who tattled?

Tony: In what world, Scott, do you see this as covert enough to require "tattling"? You built a BAR in the compound!

Tony: there was lumber involved!