Stiles: Scott offered to babysit Eli
Derek: Wait why? Does he not know how insane our child is?
Stiles: No, he does not. So he should've learned his lesson by how
Scott: *walks in covered in duct tape, a bike handle sticking out of his hair and fruit taped to him* Your son is evil! I'm going to the bathroom
Derek: Why?
Scott: THERE IS FRUIT WHERE FRUIT SHOULDN'T BE
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Stiles: Duck!
Scott: [quickly getting down]
Derek, getting hit: Ow! What the hell, Stiles?!
Stiles: I told you to duck!
Derek: How was I supposed to know that you would hit me with a bat?
Stiles: Scott ducked.
Derek: Scott is used to your crazy antics!
Scott: I have 10 years of experience.
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Stiles: I'm going to make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken.
Scott: That's going on your tombstone.
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Derek: Came to pick you guys up. You ready?
Scott: Let me check. STILES! Are you ready!? We're gonna be late.
Stiles: Almost ready, just need to pull up my briefs over my FAT ASS!
Derek: ...
Scott: Why do you have a hard-on?
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“You really have to learn not to trust a fox. Know why? Cause they’re tricksters, they’ll fool you. They’ll fool everyone.”
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Tyler Posey and Dylan Sprayberry at the Beacon Hills Forever Con (2024)
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The Teen Wolf movie sounds like what happens when actors fail to recognize that instead of filming something they could just go get dinner and catch up.
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Stiles texting Scott
Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Scott: Please stop talking.
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