YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GEOPOLITICAL POWER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME. THEN YOU ADD THE LEGION TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY AT HOOVER DAM, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE CAESAR'S LEGION KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO GENERAL OLIVER, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. SEE LEE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT HOOVER DAM.
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just casually watching a show in the background and I restumbled into the greatest tna moment and i'm howling.
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🎤 SEÑOR JOE!! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE... 🎤
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Most Beloved WWE Wrestler Tournament
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This Spiral Tap was too fluid and crisp if you ask me.
From a random Impact show in 2007.
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When Scott Steiner asked: "Ladies, would you rather be with me or would you rather be with [Samoa] Joe?", as if Samoa Joe is not a beast of a man!
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You know they say 📢 all grad students 🎓 are created equal ⚖️ . But you look at me 📚👓 and you look at Jennifer 👱♀️ in the back row 🪨🐌, and you can see 👀that statement IS NOT true 🚫. See normally ⏳️ if you go 1 on 1 🤼♀️ with another student 👧👱♀️ on a final, you got a 50/50 📊 chance 🎲 at getting a better grade 🥈 than them. BUT I'M A GENETIC 🧬 FREAK 🧫 AND I'M NOT NORMAL 👻. So you get a 25% 📉 AT BEST chance 🎲of BEAT ME🏆. And then you add 😈 TOO MUCH CAFFEINE ☕️🥴 to the mix?? You chances of getting a better grade 🥇 DRASTIC go DOWN 📊📉! See the 3 way study sacrifice 🥱☕️📚, you got a 33 and 1/3 🎲 chance winning. BUT I, I got a 66 and 2/3 📈 chance 🎲 winning 🏆 cause Jennifer 👱♀️ KNOWS she's gonna fail 🤡 and she's not even gonna study 🚫📚. So take her 33 and 1/3 🎲 chance, minus the 25% 📉 chance AND YOU GOT A 8 AND 1/3 CHANCE 🤏 GETTING A BETTER GRADE 📃✅️ THAN ME 👧. WITH CAFFEINE 👧☕️. But then you take my 75% 🎲📈 chance of A+ if we was to go 1 on 1 🤼♀️ and add 66 and 2/3% ➕️🏅 chance, I GOT A 141 AND 2/3% CHANCE OF A+ 🏅🥇🏆 WITHOUT CAFFEINE 🚫☕️. PROFESSOR 🥼, THE NUMBERS 📊 DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER 😱 FOR JENNIFER 👱♀️ EVEN WITH CAFFEINE ☕️🪦⚰️.
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Scott Steiner and Test vs. Chris Jericho and Christian
Raw
March 17, 2003
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Man fuck you Scotty, that should be me.
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