096: I’m like an onion with many layers and each layer is a mental illness
What the hell is going on at the SCP? This month alone several veteran members have left and just as rumors have started to emerge that some members of the Inner Circle have been doing some shady business.
He just fashionable than before..
049: Halloween’s almost here! What’s everyone going as?
049: Did you have a good plan for this?
035: I can’t remember the last time I’ve had a decent thought, so no
This is the first time I’ve painted an SCP, so here ya go
106 [phasing through the wall]: welcome to mcdonalds. would you like a fucking beeschurger??
096: please,, I just want to know where th-
106: chinkin nungets
035 [offended gasp towards 049]: you’ve never heard of jazz music before?
035 [barely even pressing down on the piano keys]: in that case,,
173 [kicking down the door]: AND IIIIIIIII
035: hOLY SHIT
173: WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVE YOU-
999: *does literally anything*
everyone: WOW THIS IS A GRAPE MESSAGE 🍇 🇨🇨
object class: built different
049 [watching 173 roll around on roller-skates at high speeds]: guys, I think he’s possessed.
106: he’s possessed by an even bigger dumbass.
dont hmu thinking about scp-049
035: my cell is a whole vibe
106: dude, there’s literally a dead body in the corner
035: yeah, but the Christmas lights wrapped around it make it fun
106: …yeah, it does
this is a weird sentence but,, we’d be better as a society if we just went SCP foundation
Oh yes he respects the mask rule!
049: what the hell,, did you do?
106: in my defense, you left me unsupervised.
049: yOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!
106: and YOU left me UNSUPERVISED!