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if he wasnt too cold for most fungi and bacteria to grow quickly he would smell so bad
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dxwnfxll · 1 year
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Giving the chubby readers some stuff <333
Scp/Scp staff with a chubby s/o
Warnings: nsfw, smut, afab(assigned female at birth) reader at some parts
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••Dr. Shaw••
-I see Elias as the type of person to LUV chubby people, idk why but i can just imagine him squeezing your thighs as she holds you against her just praising your body
-she has a praising kink, she loves praising your body (especially if you have low self esteem). They'll probably fuck you in front of a mirror so that you can see your beauty
-he likes to touch you, very clingy person (especially since she's touch deprived) will sometimes jokingly say to 'crush him'
-will buy you clothes that hug your curves all right, dudes probably fucking drooling over how you look
-he loves laying his head on your lap while you play with her hair, it's a little thing they enjoy
-if anyone says shit about your weight well guess who's magically a D-class now?
••Dr. Clef••
-Clef is chubby himself so he's perfectly fine dating another chubby person
-similar to Elias he's secretly into body worshipping, whether it be his or yours.He's also into biting, a lil bdsm and sometimes degrading
-he loves to sneak up behind you and surprise you, he'll just do this randomly. Sometimes when you're getting dressed and sometimes when you're working
-in the sheets he's a rough guy, but he'll dial it back if it's too much. He wants to make sure you're comfy during intimate times
-if anyone says shit about you he solves it by making them..uncomfortable. Dude will just start making out with you in front of the dude.
-but that doesn't mean the person who was rude to you is getting off scott free, He's finding them and they're becoming another casualty
••Dr. Kondraki••
-Kondraki another chubby guy (who's pretty fucking tall to), he absolutely adores you but unlike Jack and Clef he's not all for PDA
-that doesn't mean he's embarrassed of you or anything, he just doesn't like people knowing who he folds. Oh yeah he folds you btw.
-in his office he'll keep you on his lap, no matter how much you complain that you're 'too big' or whatever he'll just ignore it and keep you there
-"Konny i'm too big to sit-" "no you're not, now stop squirming i'm trying to work."
-He's rough in bed and a total dom, he makes sure to always compliment your body during spicy time. Especially if you're insecure, he'll trail kisses from your lips down to your thighs
-he lets you borrow his clothes and if anyone says anything he just gives them *the look*
-if anyone says shit about your weight, they're on 682 duty while you're on a romantic date with Konny
••Dr. Talloran••
-Talloran doesn't mind if you're chubby, skinny or muscular. They're a 💫personality💫 type of person
-they'll hold you hand as you both walk down the hallway, or they'll wrap their arm around your shoulders
-very intimate with you but very vanilla spicy time, they will kiss up your arm tho like Gomez from the Aadams family
-if someone says anything about your weight Talloran will 'defend your honor' they'll just release all their pent up rage on the person
-then afterwards they'll grab your hand and pretty much drag you elsewhere to do something better, like a romantic date in the break room
••Draven Kondraki••
-Draven doesn't mind your weight and similar to Talloran he goes for anyone of any body type. He doesn't really have a preference.
-he likes to try and pick you up (and succeeding) carrying you around sometimes or just holding you in his arms
-similar to his dad he likes to have you in his lap, he'll straddle you holding your hips as you sit on his lap facing him while he makes out with you
-similar to Jack as well he likes buying you clothes that fit juuuuuust right. Especially tops, he loves seeing your breasts squished together for some reason. Actually he just likes your boobs in general.
-likes coming up behind you and holding you against him
-if anyone says shit to you he'll just give them a look, and if they're an MTF he'll some how make sure they have extra extra training
••Mikell Shaw••
-Mikell I feel also prefers chubby people, but he also doesn't really have a preference? If that makes sense?
-he's a very horny man, dude wants to do just about anything and everything with you.
-eat food off you? Yep, body worshipping? Yep, make you thigh ride him? Yerp, start making out with you in the middle of the damn hallway where just about anyone could walk in? Yeah. He'll do it.
-likes to have you ride him during spicy time, he'll hold you there and guide you even while he comfortably lays back on the bed with his long hair all messy
-if anyone says shit to you well...they're gone. Simple, He's an 05 what he says goes and the other 05 don't really care if some JR researcher gets terminated.
••Conner••
-So i feel Conner doesn't have a preference really for his partner, He's just happy to have someone like him and want to be with him.
-with how his life is it's hard to have a lot of moments together, but whenever y'all do he holds them dear to him
-he'll usually have you lean against him while you two hit the fattest blunt ever (aka scp 420-J)
-sadly you two don't have a lot of private spicy moments, but when y'all do rarely have them y'all ALWAYS get interrupted by some bullshit
-i get switch vibes from him so whether you top or him he's fine with it, He's also pretty vanilla the only exceptions being his risky places and orgasm denial (though he probably has that from how many times y'all have been interrupted)
-if anyone says shit about your weight he's not afraid to tell them to shut the fuck up, whether they're a 'higher up' or not. After all what's he got to fear? Dude can't die.
••035••
-035 i feel also has no specific type, He's just a lil mask in need of love
-now at first he is kind of an ass to you, but then again he's an ass to everyone he meets. Usually always trying to manipulate them, but you were different he liked you liked how you looked
-he requests you daily and will pretty much throw a temper tantrum if you don't.
-he loves body praising, loves talking about how beautiful you are and often compares you to statues and works of arts that he's seen
-He's a very freaky and kinky person, whenever he has a host you can't keep him away from you
-loves leaving marks on you, lil burn marks from his corrosive since he can't really leave hickeys and stuff lol
-very possesive of you as well so if anyone says anything all of a sudden they're doing a 360 and treating you like damn royalty
-they also may end up as his new host lolol
••049••
-049 is a person who has no preference, so if he loves you he loves ya y'know?
-He's very delicate with you (and obviously if you're with him you have immunity to his touch) he'll hold you close and just hum, sometimes he'll randomly brush your hair as well (if you have hair that is)
-He's very romantic as well, like old timey romantic. So don't expect any 'freaky' stuff with him, he'll just enjoy a comfortable silence with you over how some others on this list spend time with ya
-when it comes to spicy time he likes to call it 'love making' and he makes sure he's gentle and loving during it.
-if anyone says anything about your weight they're gonna be his new 'test dummy', he doesn't take disrespect towards his "darling" at all.
••073••
-very tired man who just wants to love ya, he doesn't care for a persons body just how they are or what their personality is like
-very gentle and caring lover, likes to take his time with you if you catch my drift
-if you're insecure he simply won't understand in a sense? You're beautiful in his eyes so how on gods green earth can you dislike yourself?
-He's a very gentle and touchy lover during spicy time, very slow as well don't expect anything rough with him lolol
-if he has any kinks it's probably just body worshipping and being dom
-if anyone says anything about your weight he gets all flabbergasted like :o >:O
-"how dare you say that! Have you no manners and decency for those around you?"
-then he'll apologize to you and take you elsewhere
••Gerald••
-Gerald has the worst luck ever, so he's uh..kinda careful with you? Don't take that as an insult but literally anything and anyone can someone cause him to break three ribs
-honestly though he doesn't seem to mind all to much when you sit on his lap and his leg cracks weirdly, he'll go through hell for you honestly (plus by this point he's used to the pain, He's more worried that YOU'LL get hurt if anything)
-He's very romantic during spicy time, and also very careful
-He's not all for being super romantic in public (cause he just feels something bad will happen) but he will hold your hand and lean against you randomly
-if anyone says shit about you his bad luck will probably just get them, but he definitely calls them an 'ass' and just walks off with you
••Iceberg••
-Iceberg is an asshole but when it comes to you he's got a soft spot, that doesn't mean he wasn't an asshole to you at first.
-he was very assholish to you at first and even picked on your weight a bit, but then he started seeing you as attractive and..yeahhhh he did a sort of 180? Like he was still an asshole but he stopped making fun of your weight
-and once you two became a thing he literally went rabid on anyone who did.
-He's rough and kinky with his sex, loves to bite you and have you thigh ride him. I can see him as a switch though so sometimes he'd love it if you took control..maybe even bite him a lil
-if anyone says shit about you he just calls them a bitch and walks off with you, He's not gonna get physical with someone unless they continue it
-he builds up your self esteem now feeling kinda bad for the days he bullied you.
••Glass••
-Glass is a very considerate and kind person, if you have low self esteem he's there for you 24/7 (or well when he's not working)
-He's always building you up and 'making' you love yourself
-if you have low self esteem he has some exercises to do with you, those being you standing in front of a mirror and telling yourself that you're beautiful while he has his arm around your shoulder.
-He's a very gentle and passionate lover, almost treats you like you're made of glass (haha get it?..i'm sorry) but sometimes he can get a lil 'crazy'
-he cab go from being a careful lover kissing up your arm to holding the small of your back with his arm around your neck as he hungrily kisses your lips.
-He's also similar to Jack in the whole fucking you in front of a mirror, he even calls it a 'self esteem exercise' plus he just really likes seeing his work if you catch my drift
-if anyone says something about you he will glare at them but will then immediately make sure you're okay
-"Dear are you okay? Don't listen to them, you're very beautiful.." "But.." "Shhhh, no no it's okay c'mon.."
Hope you enjoyed!!
Requests are open!!
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lordarsonizzzzt · 1 year
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THEIR IDEAL DATE W/ YOU
I just wanted to write something cause im bored
characters: Jack Bright, Alto Clef, Kondraki, Draven, Iceberg, Gerald
JACK BRIGHT
✦ Jack strikes me as a funny guy when in a relationship, dates with him aren't fancy and shit, he doesn't want to go to a place where you have to waste tons of money for food
✦ She prefers going to McDonald, convencing the staff to give both of you balloons if they have any. Maybe go to an arcade or go bowling, fun dates are her thing.
✦ If you want to, she can book some fancy restaurant so you both can go, but it really isn't his thing. I'm so sure Bright just loves goofing around when not in the foundation cause those are the few times he gets to be out of the place.
✦ Don't get me wrong, he's loyal to the Foundation but it can be a bit too much plus the whole being inmortal thing, he preferes dates that involve going out and to places where you will have a fun story to tell.
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ALTO CLEF
♫ Similar to Jack, he preferes fun dates, fancy never was and never will be his thing.
♫ But contrary to Jack, he prefers being indoors, that being said, he loves dates where you two cook together.
♫ HE IS going to mess with whatever you are doing, and YOU WILL have to try and stop him from putting weird shit into the mix.
♫ If you are baking a cake, he's going to try to put gummy worms in it, if you are making dinner, he'll try to put chocolates in the spaguetti.
♫ But that's perfect with you, because that's your man.
♫ If you both already planned to have a date but that day was kinda of shitty for him, he'll try to put through it anyways, most likely you will notice and it wil be time for cuddles and maybe a movie that is just there for background noise while both of you sleep.
♫ I headcannon Clef as a pretty clingy guy when in private, he needs constant praise but he'll prefer dying before admiting it, Lily left some pretty nasty scars on him (both mentally and phsically), so this 'dates' are more of a schedule for both of you, they happen once a week.
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KONDRAKI
⌛︎ So this one depends on how much you support his drinking habit.
⌛︎ If you are ok with it you both will go to a bar and have a few drinks, but make sure they are actually a few because he doesn't know when to stop.
⌛︎ If you aren't okay with it, then you'll have dinners in your home, same as Clef, Kondraki prefers dates indoors rather than outdoors, he craves that domestic life. Hell! he may even invite Draven and Talloran if it's cool with you.
⌛︎ If Draven comes, he is not buying any alcoholic drinks, not even beer.
⌛︎ If he doesn't, he'll buy probably two cans of beer or vodka, enough to not get him wasted.
⌛︎ Dates with him are filled with talking about this and that, a new book he got into, some dumbass in the Foundation, a guy you don't like from your work and so on.
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DRAVEN
➳ THIS BOY.
➳ Anything will do good with him, wanna go to the beach? Okay! Want to try out food in this new restaurant? Sure, let's go! Wanna do a picnic? HE'S ON HIS WAY.
➳ He likes to have dates at night time, maybe have some take-out and eat in a park while you both talk, walk around holding hands.
➳ He likes to gossip, no you can't change my mind. He'll call you up and will tell you to come to his apartment, when you are there, there are a lot of bags of chips, candies and sodas
➳ You'll paint his nails while he tells you about some weird break up that happened in the foundation, you will ask him to stay still because he uses his hands so much to get his point across.
➳ Probably the only one that will take you to a fancy place with no trouble, yeah it's not his thing but it doesn't hurt to act like you are both rich and important people for one night.
➳ 10/10 would date again.
*I RAN OUT OF PATIENCE TO DO LIL DRAWINGS FOR THEM SORRY LMAO*
ICEBERG
❆ THIS. BITCH.
❆ "Why do you wanna go out if we see each other every day"
❆ Don't expect going out with him, he has to be in a really good mood to take you out, if you wanna go alone or with friends he has no trouble paying for you.
❆ But he's just, not going out, not his thing at all.
❆ Similar to most in this list, preferes staying inside, he'll make breakfast for you and you can watch a movie on the mornings.
❆ At night time, he'll order something from your favourite place and probably some dessert, he'll tell you he got it because it was cheap and it was for him, but since he was going to get something might as well feed you too.
❆ He got himself something else tho, he didn't ate desseart because it was for you.
❆ This one also craves domesticity, but he won't say it. He loves kisses in the morning when making coffee, holding hands when coming home and cuddling at night.
❆ Hell! He may even tell you that he loves you, and verbal affection from him is one hell of an achievement.
GERALD
⚠︎ HE LOVES PICNIC DATES.
⚠︎ HE'LL BUY EVERYTHING IF NEEDED, BUT PLEASE JUST GO OUT WITH HIM TO A MEADOW OR A HILL AND HAVE A PICNIC DATE WITH HIM. HE'LL EVEN BEG.
⚠︎ Everything he gets is from the market, if he cooks he'll burn everything down and he just wants dates with you to be perfect, he feels like he doesn't deserve you and feels bad because there are so many guys out there that are better than him.
⚠︎ So he tries, he really tries to make these dates perfect, there is no way anything can go wro-
⚠︎ So, most of the time you end up going home and having the picnic on your backyard.
⚠︎ He gets attacked by bears, beers, steps on snakes by mistake, everything that could go wrong goes wrong.
⚠︎ He may even cry.
⚠︎ When you are in your backyard he'll try to feed you parts of the cake he bought, only to attract more fucking bees.
⚠︎ You'll feed him a strawberry and he'll choke on it, but that's to expect.
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scaredshadowsswap · 10 months
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Something that I’ve never seen talked about is how terrible it would be to be a woman at the SCP Foundation.
If you look at the Personnel docket, you’ll see it’s mostly men. That is not inherently a problem, but a lot of the characters written as masculine…are creepy.
Like, if you asked Clef for pronouns, you’d probably get a response like “My pronouns are daddy/[moan]”, and then you’re stuck in this weird position. You can call Clef by he or they pronouns since that’s less embarrassing and you know Clef was messing with you, but then you’ll be berated by Clef for not respecting pronouns. Or, you can call Clef daddy, which’ll get some weird reactions from whoever you’re talking to.
Or Strelnikov? If a woman was in Epsilon-5 “Red Dawn”, he’d probably be pretty vocal about his opinions of having women on the team. As shown in his Personnel File, he calls all male nurses “babies”, and I can imagine he has a very long rant prepared about that and this. As shown in his handbook, he is clueless about women. He also seems like a very traditional Russian, which brings with it the slavic gender roles. Women are expected to be subdued, which means you’d be dealing with a lot of sexism from this man, until you manage to prove to him that he’s wrong.
Iceberg too. He just seems very much like an incel, and you’d have to deal with that. Luckily, there’s no way for you to work under him like you would with Strelnikov or Clef since he’s already Gears’s assistant, but if you ever sit near him during lunch or something, it seems so uncomfortable. If you sit near him every day during lunch, he may eventually warm up to you and internalize you as “one of the good ones”, which…is still not good, but better I guess?
The others I usually write about seem better, but with these being some of the most well-known characters in the SCP Foundation, I can only imagine what craziness you’d deal with when interacting with some lesser-known personnel.
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scpstimms · 8 months
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𝐀𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲, 𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲,
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐩
𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠
𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲. 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝
𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞,
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞
[Request by: @oogaboogacore]
{Themes of:}
|Comfort, Green|
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bsathesilentartist · 1 year
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out of all the mostly male presenting senior staff,
winner gets drawn with big naturals
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urfavcaller · 1 year
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If I was given a challenge to go a day without drawing dr iceberg I would fail
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scpincorrectquotes · 1 year
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more of these feral gremlims
bright, shooing iceberg away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
*gears is considering cancelling plans, and crow and iceberg are advising them on what to do* crow: Just don't go. iceberg: Say you’re ill! crow: Pretend to break your leg. iceberg: Really break your leg!
clef: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! gears: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons? clef: Whatever caves first!
glass: How has life been treating you lately? iceberg: Horribly.
bright: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? clef: Wait, what’s the difference? bright: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
bright: Look at the buns on that guy! rights: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns* gears: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! bright: I'm not going back to jail!
gears: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. kondraki: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
rights: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". bright: I see you're passing on your name.
glass: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. iceberg: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
bright: kondraki has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them. clef: That can't be true! bright: Watch this. bright: Hey kondraki, race you to the bottom of the stairs! kondraki: *Throws themself out a window*
iceberg: Can we go to a haunted house? bright: What’s wrong with the one we live in? iceberg: Wh-what? bright: Goodnight, iceberg.
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gompereatsall · 2 years
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The only time I ever see her Is when she's behind me in the mirror Even from a distance, I can hear her I try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt
This is a redraw of a frame from one of @pepperpixel 's animatics! It's so so good, it's been living rent free in my brain for months now and has made me fully fall into the amazing (and angsty) ship of gearsberg <33
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3-bab · 2 years
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ethics-committee · 7 months
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ok ill draw an iceberg that isnt a shitpost
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dxwnfxll · 8 months
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HIHIHIHIII!!
I luv your blog!!
I wanted to request Simon Glass, Alto Clef and iceberg with a reader that is litrealy a walking heater? Like their skin is very warm!
Please and ty!
If you can't, thats fine to!
(p.s: keep up the good work!)
Omg tysm!!! I'm so happy you luv my blog 😭
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Here's those fellas with the walking sun/j
••Clef••
-So Clef likes being near you, as much as people try to warn him about how 'hot' you are he never listened.
-the two of you actually get along well, sometimes casually bumping heads.
-a lot of people compare you to Iceberg (Clef included) it was fine at first but now it's kinda annoying.
-unlike Iceberg though Clef doesn't pile work onto you, in fact he kind of throws it onto Iceberg without your knowledge half the time 💀
-Clef is one of the only people in the foundation that touches you to, due to his anomalous effects he's luckily able to!
-Clef likes to wrap an arm around your shoulders and casually drag you away elsewhere, especially if you're having a nice conversation with someone. He's just there tp ruin the day LOL
••Glass••
-Glass tries to stay away from you but he can't, he thinks your probably just like Iceberg and need all the help available!
-he tends to wear summer clothes around you since just being near you makes it feel like he's in a sauna
-he mistakingly tried to give you a pat on the back once forgetting about your 'hotness' and burned his hand pretty bad.
-bro had to have his hand wrapped for the next month or so, but he learned to not touch you anymore💀
-he enjoys your company though and considers you a good friend, he just tries to stay 6 feet away from you at all times
••Iceberg••
-So funnily enough when he had heard about a new 'hot' person in the site he was giddy, everyone was talking about you after all.
-he eventually found you and the minute he got near you he had to immediately run the other way.
-not cause you're ugly or anything but because of how actually HOT you were, he couldn't be near you.
-you and Iceberg don't get along at ALL.
-since he has to stay at a specific temperature he avoids you at all costs.
-he especially doesn't like how people compare you two and even make jokes around Christmas time with him being 'snow miser' and you as 'heat miser'
-whenever y'all have to have a meeting together he or you have to attend the meeting through zoom.
-whenever he is actually able to talk to you he's an asshole
Sorry if this seemed rushed as i wasn't sure where to exactly go with this LOL
But i hope you enjoyed!
Requests open!!
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lordarsonizzzzt · 1 year
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Hello there! I noticed you had your requests open! Can I request Dr. Iceberg with a reader who is the exact opposite, like both there skin and personality is always warm.
Thank you!
HI THERE! I love Iceberg so much so ty for requesting for him
❆ ICEBERG WITH A READER THAT'S THE OPPOSITE ❆
❅ Iceberg probably didn't like you the first time you met, for him you were too noisy, always asking him 'Are you okay?' or 'I can help you with the paperwork, I don't mind', he probably told you to fuck off more than one time.
❅ Now something that Iceberg did like was your touch, when you would pass him something he seemed to be looking for and your hands would touch, he liked it. They were always warm, not hot, just a comforting warm.
❅ You probably had to be really insistent for this guy to even give you the time of the day, but one morning it just happened. ...happened.
❅ You asked the usuals 'how are you doing?' 'is everything okay?' while you let a mug of coffee sit on his desk, and there Iceberg just looked at you and sighed with a small smirk on his face.
'When is anything okay when working in this shithole?'
❅ So it wasn't the best of answers, but you were kind of surprised he even said something, you smiled and sat next to him while he signed some stuff, it was a nice silence and Iceberg (would prefer to die before saying it out loud) was starting to enjoy those moments, you were so different from Gears, you would laugh, joke with him back and even try to help him with the paperwork instead of giving him more.
❅ I do think it takes a lot to be his friend and it's not like a lot will change, he'll probably be less asshol-y with you, and will try to not go so far when saying stuff.
I don't think he likes that you are that nice to him tho? I feel like the guy knows he's an asshole and while he likes it, he will tell you to quit it, you aren't going to get the same niceness from him like you get from others.
❅ He loves finding excuses to just have your hands touching or anything that involves touching your skin to be fair. On a really cold day and if there's no one around he'll probably ask you to be a little closer, just to feel the warm you emanate.
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scaredshadowsswap · 1 year
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Sutures from Various SCP Personnel
I imagine that, if you work at the Foundation, you need to know how to suture a wound. You don’t need to know many medical procedures, but due to the dangerous nature of the work, knowing how to close a wound could be the difference between life and death.
(I ranked these people in order of how good I think they’d be from top to bottom)
If you asked Clef to do stitches for some wound, it would take a lot of convincing. He’ll act like he doesn’t care, and depending on the severity of the wound, he might not care. If you do get him to do your stitches, he’ll be surprisingly good at it. He’ll talk the whole time to distract your mind from the stitches, and he’s really precise with the suture needle. He’s not making a huge effort to be gentle, though. Like he’ll do a good job, but there is no concern for if he hurts you or not since closing the wound is his focus. I imagine suture kits are common in the SCP Foundation, but you don’t get anything to numb it while you’re getting them done, so while some people try to be more gentle, Clef knows he can close the wound better if he just does it like normal. If you move or flinch while he’s doing them, he’ll laugh and either find someone to hold you still, or do it himself. You have no idea how he can hold you in place and do good stitches, but they look fine so you really shouldn’t question it.
I don’t think you’d need to convince Kondraki. Depending on how you got the wound, he might just pull you aside and grab a suture kit without even explaining what he’s doing. He seems like he’d sit you on the kitchen counter/a desk like you do with little kids? If he’s concerned, he’ll be really gentle with the suture needle. It takes him a little bit longer to do stitches than Clef, but they’re pretty much the same quality. He also won’t talk to you while he’s doing them, he’s too focused on the stitches. If he’s mad (at you, at someone else, it doesn’t matter), he’ll still maintain more gentleness than Clef, but he’ll do them faster which’ll hurt more. It’ll probably freak you out because you know he’s upset and you know how crazy he can get when he’s upset, but he’s not gonna hurt you. He’ll just angrily suture your wound. He’ll cover it up with a bandage at the end. If you flinch, regardless of if he’s upset or not, he’ll shoot you an intimidating look. It really doesn’t matter if you make eye contact or not; you can feel it. Because he goes slower than Clef, he can still do them even if you’re not holding completely still.
Gears would notice you’re bleeding, and if he didn’t have anything better to do, he would go grab a suture kit and do your stitches. He has no feelings, so he might not act concerned about if you’re in pain. His hands aren’t shaky, but they’re not as steady as Kondraki or Clef’s. When he’s done, they’ll look fine, too. Gears has years of experience. If you move around, he probably won’t do anything. He’ll sit there and wait for you to stop before he continues.
Iceberg would probably think he was above suturing a wound. He’d be grumbling the whole time about it, and if you flinched or moved at all, he’d be really upset and might yell at you. The stitches would probably look fine if he remembered how to do them, I can’t imagine he’d be frequently asked due to how cold his hands are.
Glass is very emotional, which is a good thing, but not when you’re doing stitches on someone. I think Glass would panic, and then you’d either have to calm him down or find someone else. If you can get him to calm down a little, he’ll probably have shaky hands while doing it due to nerves. He’ll be apologizing the whole time. If you flinch, he might even stop and go get someone else to do them. The thing is: you’ve seen him practice suturing. You know he knows how to do it. He just freaks out when he has to do it on a person who is hurt.
Strelnikov would suck at this for more than one reason. Firstly, he seems like he doesn’t believe in stitches. It’ll heal on it’s own, right? What kind of weak body do you have where you need someone to tie it together? Another reason, and I’ve said this before, I think he likes scars. He’ll probably discourage anyone from getting stitches. Also: He doesn’t have the patience. His patience level is about the amount of time it takes to put a bandage on well. If you’re bleeding, he’ll recommend tourniquet before stitches. If you get him to do stitches, he’ll call you a baby the whole time he’s doing them. When he’s done, you’ll look down and they’ll be the most uneven stitches you’ve ever seen. If you flinch, he’ll probably chuckle and repeat his “you’re such a baby” speech.
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scpstimms · 9 months
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maybe a dr iceberg or agent lament stimboard? :DD
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𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠
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