Dr. Jack Bright : Honey, you forgot your lunch~
Dr. Jack Bright : So I thought it would be, like, cool if I break a rule and deliver your lunch!
Y/N : Aww and I’m here with YOUR lunch! God, we’re cute
Dr. Jack Bright : So damn cute!
[Gunshots sounds]
Dr. Jack Bright : Shit— more guards are coming. Didn’t think they’d be here this fast.
Dr. Jack Bright : Okay good luck on your first day, I love you so much. I’ll see you later tonight!
Y/N : Love you more! Byee! *makes kissy noises*
Fellow researcher, stares judgingly :
Y/N : What? 🤨
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Gears: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Bright: What?
Iceberg: What?
Clef: What?
Glass: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
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Bright: We lost Able ... oh god we are so fucked ...
Caïn: Nah don't worry ...
Caïn, screaming: OLD SWORDS FOR SALE !
Able, appearing out of nowhere: MINE MINE MINE !
Able, sees no swords around: Where are the swords bitch?!
Caïn: Where are the swords? Where were you?!
Abel: that’s not your business!!!
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Dr Clef: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Dr Kondraki : Aren't you forgetting something?
Dr Clef: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Dr Kondraki 's forehead before running out.*
Dr Kondraki : No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Dr. Jack Bright : Uhh knock, knock?
Y/N : Oh—! Dr Bright, how not-so-rare of you to drop by my office. Is something wrong?
Dr. Jack Bright : Look, this was supposed to be a joke. Actually, I have something really serious to ask. I want you to do the procedure, the one we talked about.
Y/N, chuckles : I'm sorry, but I don't think you'd make a good blond.
Dr. Jack Bright : No, not that. I don’t want to be immortal anymore.
Y/N : Uhh Huh? You told me that almost everyday?
Dr. Jack Bright : You mentioned about working on a project involving scp—963, right?
Y/N, sighs : Well, the machine is built. But are you sure you want to do this?
Dr. Jack Bright : I'm sure. Some bad things happened to me when I was little. Way before I became like this, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it's something-centuries later, and I'm still messed up. I don't want to spend eternity like this, with this emptiness. I want to grow old.
Dr. Jack Bright : I know it’s impossible to break it but it’s worth the shot, right? Not like I’ll lose anything else.
Y/N : Other than your current body? Yeah not much, if you don’t want to count your siblings—
Dr. Jack Bright, interrupts : Can we start now?
Y/N : ..okay, let’s do this. This means that someday you’ll die, like permanently.
Dr. Jack Bright : I guess if I die, hopefully I’m not coming back Huh?
Y/N : . . .
Y/N, hands on his shoulders : Jack I'm so very, very, very excited to test my new project out on you.
Dr. Jack Bright : ..well don’t get all sentimental on me now.
Y/N, rolls eyes : You know I care about you. I think you're making the right choice. Your natural life span is going to be richer and fuller than you can imagine.
Y/N : And someday, when you die, I'll be the one who puts you in the ground.
Dr. Jack Bright : Thanks y/n :)
Y/N : But, you know, this operation might not even work. And we just wasted our times instead of doing actual works.
[Spoiler Alert : It didn’t work]
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Glass: Look guys, I need help.
Gears: Love help?
Bright: Financial help?
Clef: Emotional help?
Iceberg: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Iceberg*
Iceberg: What?
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