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it's me boy. I'm the bucket. speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me, boy. leave the narrator, we don't need him!

#the stanley parable #tsp #screbelpost #the stanley parable spoilers #tsp spoilers #sorry I am once again obsessed

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Today I redesigned the solopher, one of many creature species I made as a kid. Originally solophers had bat wings, but that kinda looked bad tbh and I ended up attempting to put the skin structure of a flying squirrel on a kangaroo. Looks pretty good imo.

Solophers are huge, like bear-sized. They live in an enormous rainforest that grows over a canyon, so they need to glide between the branches of enormous trees, and between rocky walls of the canyon.

They're strictly carnivores, and good predators at that - a well aimed leap can let them take out nearly any creature, no matter the size, though there are few things larger than a solopher around. Usually they opt for animals they can kill and eat in one snap of their maws. They rarely suffer from shortage of food, and outside their personally appointed feeding time they are quite docile.

Solophers are also quite intelligent and will remember and recognize creatures that have been helpful to them - there are some animals that feed on solophers' food scraps by cleaning them out of their teeth, or creatures that chew through the thick vines that solophers sometimes get tangled in, and these won't get attacked unless the predator is desperate, which almost never happens to them in the wild.

Because of that, solophers can be tamed, and with some work trained as mounts. But they can never be fully domesticated and need to be released afterwards. Keeping a solopher grounded would make them weak and unhappy, and it's impossible to properly replicate their environment in captivity.

#screbelpost #creature

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listen I might be slightly obsessed with obscure stanley parable details but I really can’t get over the fact that employee 432 evaporated and became the settings person because he was surrounded by brainwashed people who refused to give him a pencil. they literally gave the man only pencil sharpeners and a lamp and put him in the office full of people who ignored him and he responded by fusing with the fabric of the game and literally becoming the settings. and then he proceeds to be like “you know what we need? more stanley parable. it needs to go on forever. this office that made me go insane and erased me from existence? bruh we should have infinite games about this”

#tsp #the stanley parable #screbelpost #its both silly and horrifying. love it #the stanley parable spoilers

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guys I can’t believe I need to say this. murder & causing death is just natural white-hair animeboy behavior. you need to place murderable people in your white-hair animeboy enclosure for proper enrichment. 

#screbelpost #i said this to kleju in context of baldr kingdomhearts #but it needs to be a post. it needs to be said

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"fanservice" well it is not servicing me, a fan. I want women in suits. videogames suck & I will riot

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the table next to my bed usually contains a candle, a glass of water, a small fan and a rock. so if I wake up at 4 am and need any of the elemental powers, there they are

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yknow nobody ever talks about hermux tantamoq & that's a shame cause I need someone to draw each and every one of tucka mertslin's stupid fucking outfits & that's gonna have to be me at this rate

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long furby in splat 3...

#screbelpost #splatoon 3 #splatoon

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in tamagotchi V5 if you turn on the dating channel on the TV and you're too young to get married and have kids the lady on the TV will literally detect this and stop her broadcast just to tell you to fuck off

#screbelpost #tamagotchi

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fan artists who shrink Frye’s forehead are cowards. put it back 

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #screbelpost

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OH MY FUCKING GOD ARTFIGHT

maybe there's still time oh god oh fuck

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polish splatoon be like. góra kalmaria 

#screbelpost #splatoon #poland #łódź is completely unaltered btw #name already nautical. turf war involving painting surfaces already happening

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Sada and Turo are divorced no matter what but by buying pokemon scarlet or violet you decide which one of them dies

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #screbelpost #very revolutionary of a game ngl

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in many ways, I am a kingdom hearts character

completely fucked sleep patterns

memories gone

people keep asking if I spell my name with an X or just assume it's there

#screbelpost #kingdom hearts

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analog horror people wish they had my patchy unibrow and unsettlingly dark eyes

#not used to seeing my face from a distance with no glasses on so i just dont recognize it in the mirrors #im unsettling and weird in the mirrors. which is fun in its own way #screbelpost #reading&typing abilities are kinda on and off they're usually tiring as shit

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dearest followers I had my eyes lasered out and shall resume sillyposting once I can read again because rn I'm literally not able to & I'm just guessing and hoping and praying this is readable

#for context i had laser surgery #in the eyes #it was scary and i was scared #screbelpost