stardew valley headcannons:
everyone is trans because i’m trans and i said so
harvey listens to will wood
abigail would love tma and her favourite character is melanie
sam made abby a can tab necklace from all the joja cola’s he drinks
sebastian used to eat worms as a kid
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Hi I love your writing! Can I ask for Abigail headcanons dating a female reader?
Abigail x Female Farmer
She always insists on you two going to the mines. She wants to go all the time, on stuff like dates, adventures, or even just a walk.
You help her dye her hair and in return she’ll do yours. She does it at least once a month.
She loves adventuring out into the woods, she gets up early and just explored the farm and the deep woods.
You two will go to Clint and have customs rings made from the gems you two find in the caves.
You help her make all desert treats for the festivals. Pumpkin pie, Banana Pudding, Cranberry Candy.
You two play video games together all the time, she gets competitive at Mario Kart.
Speaking of competitive, she still doesn’t go easy on you at the Egg Festival. She also gives you the silent treatment if you beat her. It’s all in good fun though.
At sunset, you two go on walks near and around the farm, holding hands and talking about ghosts and horoscopes.
She brings you to the cemetery often to just chit chat and take a moment to reflect on life.
She has a hard time sleeping, if she can’t sleep she’ll just hold you and squeeze you tightly in bed.
She doesn’t like talking to other people outside of Sam and Sebastian so she’ll usually stay near your side at bigger events in town.
You two have definitely pranked the Luau soup before.
She hates the summer time and doesn’t like to go outside. In winter time she’s always outside helping you with the animals and greenhouse.
She makes custom scarecrows for your farm!
You guys go over the Pierre’s a couple of times a month to go have dinner, per her mother’s request.
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Rating Marriage Candidates in Stardew Valley but I‘m at low/medium hearts with all of them
this will be chaotic and have tons of hot takes because i am a chaotic bi. unrelated but this game could use some nonbinary characters.
Alex: 6/10 - i dont talk to him much and he seems kinda boring but he gave me a pumpkin pie and i probably would have thought he was cute in high school.
Abigail: 20/10 - she eats rocks. i would die for this alt bi gamer girl with cool hair. everyone i know loves her.
Elliott: 8/10 - huge chaotic/flamboyant bi energy but i can never find him. But he’s nice and looks cute so its ok.
Emily: 7/10 - she’s cute but she’s a mystic without being an astrology bitch or seeing the cute apple jumino spirits so is it even worth it?
Harvey: 3/10 - too old for me and kinda bland. Sprite art ranges from ok to i’ll steal his lunch money. He gets points for being smart and having a mustache.
Haley: 8/10 - people say shes mean but shes so cute and has such high femme sapphic energy. I want to give her flowers and cheek kisses.
Leah: 10/10 - huge sapphic energy I love her and I know nothing about her.
Maru: 9/10 - i love a sapphic black woman in STEM. looses points because she wants expensive gifts but gains them back because i spend every day in the mines.
Sam: 5/10 - i genuinely can’t think of anything about him idk sorry. He’s just another white guy.
Sebastion: 7/10 - i like that he’s a programmer and emo but also he’s just another emo white guy. He also doesn’t like Demetrius for some reason and I have the most hearts with Demetrius. Demetrius has books in his bookshelf on how to be a good stepfather. He’s a black man who loves his wife and kids and that defies so many stupid and toxic stereotypes. I don’t know this game just has so many white people.
Shane: 5/10 - i know everyone loves him because he has a cool character arc apparently but the amount of shit I have to put up with to get there. he’s such an ass. also why does the game encourage you to give alcohol to an alcoholic? thats so fucked up.
Penny: 4/10 - you know what i said about this game having too many white people?
coop players: 1000/10 - you can marry your s/o and friends! you can dance with them! you can share your money and go mining together or do farm things together! I love it!!
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