#sdv bachelorettes

[timdrakesbussy]

Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

#cw: f slur #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley memes #sdv memes #sdv bachelorettes #sdv bachelors #sdv abigail #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv harvey #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv wizard #sdv pam #sdv evelyn #sdv krobus #sdv vincent #sdv robin

[fernacular]

#Stardew Valley #im not tagging all of these characters jesus christ #everyone #furries #i guess? #animal versions #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #my art

[dizzybizz]

i drew them,, with some mixed results

#you can tell how much steam i had lost by the time i got to penny 😭😭😭 sorry girl you deserve better #these r a mixed bag for me.. like i rlly love the shane harvey elliott emily and haley but the others are kinda meh #probs bc its also like the first time i drew them but 🤷‍♂️ #stardew valley #sdv #wait shit i have to tag them all ah fuck #sdv bachelors #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv bachelorettes #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #what the hell i drew twelve characters that doesnt sound right #my art #i rlly like the way elliotts hair turned out. something about the shapes there feels good #also that shane is the cutest shane i will ever draw. i have peaked.

[waokevale]

Drawing Stardew Valley Villagers Pt.1 The Bachelors and the Bacholerettes (next time will do some of the townies and the fantastical folk)

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv maru #sdv leah #sdv abigail #sdv penny #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv elliott #sdv alex #sdv shane #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart

[vexypest]

Maru!

Very quick Maru doodle, she’s also one of my favourite romancables! I like nerds, also I am SO happy that she and penny are hanging out more in the update, I love them together.

#art #digital art #digital artist #artist #fanart #stardew #stardew valley #stardew fanart #stardew farmer #sdv #sdv fanart #sdv farmer #sdv art #sdv maru #maru stardew valley #maru sdv #maru fanart #Maru #sdv bachelorettes #stardew bachelorettes

[sdv-jukeboxfever]

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv bachelorettes #sdv bachelors #I can’t find the original creator this was sent to me so if you know em shout em out and I’ll provide credit

[kidneyscone]

Global warming update dropped guys

#stardew valley #sdv fanart #maru #sdv #sdv bachelorettes #stardew valley 1.6 #fanart #sdv art #cozy games

[kodi-art]

I did the stardew bachelorettes for another color pallet practice!

Thank you guys for liking the bachelor version!

#digital art #my art #original art #digital arwork #digital fanart #digital painting #sdv #stardew valley art #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley emily #stardew valley Leah #stardew valley maru #stardew valley abigail #stardew valley haley #stardew valley penny #stardew Valley bachelorettes #sdv bachelorettes #concerned ape

[beanienatt]

And finally, everyones favorite roommate...

Krobus!!!

I had a blast making these, its been a while since ive made cutouts, or art in general. And im glad so many people liked them as well thank you!

Now last but not least, lets take a look at everyone!

Whos your favorite?

#beanienatt art #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #sdv sam #sdv penny #sdv harvey #sdv maru #sdv haley #sdv alex #sdv emily #sdv shane #sdv leah #sdv elliott #sdv krobus #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes

[crushedgraham]

Can you write some headcanons of how Harley is with a farm gf that is quite of a nerd on her free time?

Haley x Nerd Gf Hc's

when haley had invited you to have a sleepover, she imagined a hot make out session that might lead to more

Not you rambling about your nerdy hobbies.

like she literally spent so long perfecting her hair and make up

she was STRESSING over which cute lacy pajamas to wear

all for you to just explain an entire franchise to her.

she had to admit that she was pretty disappointed but seeing you light up as you talked about your favorite games made it (almost) all worth it

she doesn't understand anything you're saying but she nods along while filing or painting her nails

on rainy days or days where you have free time, you'll play video games on your computer/console

a lot of the times you play with abigail bc she needs help and those are the days haley gives the most attitude

she'll lay in bed sulking and when you try to give her some affection, she'll push you away with a huff

"why don't you go back to your girlfriend?"

you have to keep trying though, after a certain amount of time she'll eventually let you kiss the pout off of her face

when you do invite her to play super mario bros with you....it turns into a shit show

she plays as princess peach but doesn't know how to use the controller at All.

haley will just spam random buttons until she dies - every five seconds.

then she just forces you to carry her while you speed through the level

when she runs out of lives she throws the controller to the side and crosses her arms

"...abigail might be better at these stupid games but im still prettier right...?"

you can hear the mixture of jealousy and insecurity in her tone

she may not be as good as abigail at winning but shes great company, and you tell her that

haley will request cuddles on the bed or at the beach while you read to her

she'll fall asleep in your arms and you make sure to snap a picture on her polaroid camera

you have a cork board in your room with different pictures of characters and signed autographs but you also pin up polaroids of haley and pictures from dates you two have been on

one of your favorites is when she was covered in mud after posing with the cow

overall your interests dont really affect your relationship but she does favor the pet name, "nerd"

(if anyone else calls you that she'll molly whop them)

#haley x reader #haley sdv #stardew valley #sdv haley #sdv x reader #haley x farmer #sdv bachelorettes

[fun-k-boards]

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #sdv bachelorettes #sdv bachelors

[timdrakesbussy]

SDV Bachelor(ettes) Alignment Charts

As you can see, I’m having way too much fun.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley headcanons #sdv headcanons #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #sdv abigail #sdv alex #sdv elliot #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv harvey #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane

[m00n-fl0wer]

Are we just not talking about the fact the farmer canonically carries around a mini harp?

#moon things #sdv spoilers #sdv abigail #stardew valley fanfic #stardew farmer #stardew valley x reader #stardew valley #sdv bachelorettes #stardew bachelorettes

[spongek-squidge]

My Headcannons for which bachelor(ette) is the most intimidating on first meeting

90% self indulgent headcanons 10% canon, let me have my fun~

#1 Shane

We all expected this one

Gruff old alcoholic man is not a very trustworthy or comforting persona

Also he’s rude when first meeting people so that doesn’t helps

Only reason he doesn’t completely scare people off is cause he’s baby faced (this fact annoys him greatly)

#2 Sebastian

Emo boy who lives in his mums basement, smokes and owns a motorcycle?

He’s literally the kid everyone’s parents told them to avoid

No matter if you love that bad boy persona or not there’s still that intimidation around it, ya gotta admit!

#3 Haley

She’s very mean

Literally comes off as everyone’s Highschool bully when you first meet her

She’s also just intimidatingly pretty on top of that so…

Pretty much a tie with Sebastian tho, I only put her lower because pritty gurl

#4 Alex

He a buff mysoginstic boi!

He’s like chill when you meet him but the bias leaks off him like the sweat when he’s exercising in his bedroom

Literally just a highschool jock, you move into town and think Haley and Alex are gonna be the biggest asshat powercouple

In reality they’re just some confused queers with dual mummy and daddy issues

#5 Abigail

Goth gfs are inherently a bit intimidating ngl

Also she just has a lot of energy and an urge to fight, that’s a fairly intimating combination-

Also if she could drive a car she would have biggest road rage, she got those vibes about her

#6 Harvey

Okokok hear me out

Ik he’s a big sad wholesome man but he’s also a doctor and anyone who sticks with the education system that long is a bit intimidating ngl

Also he’s a very tall boi and if you combine that with my head canon of him being dad-shaped it can give off an unintentionally intimidating aura!

Also people just don’t like going to the doctors so that won’t help

#7 Leah

She works out and it shows

It’s hot af but also a bit intimidating ngl

But she’s too chill for that to put her further up the list so here she be!

#8 Elliott

He uses big person words that I don’t understand

Big people words intimidate me

Words are powerful

But also I could easily beat him in a fight so he’s lower down than Leah

#9 Maru

One of her favourite objects is radioactive ingots

Need I say more?

Most of her intimidation comes from Demetrius being an overprotective cockblock tho, so it’s not as much her as her father

#10 Emily

She gives off chill aunt/cousin vibes

However she is also high as a kite 24/7 and that level of zoned out can be a bit freaky, especially when she zones out staring at you

She’s fine tho, would never take drugs that make her act up in a negative way

#11 Sam

He is a golden retriever and you can tell from the second you meet him

Big smile constantly and no thoughts behind those eyes

Only intimidation he could ever possibly have is the skater boy stereotypes, but other then that he’s got no negative vibes whatsoever

#12 Penny

I’m sure we all saw this coming, but she’s really not intimidating at all

She’s a shy woman that just wants to teach kids and read her romance novels and I love that for her

If she needed to intimidate someone she’d have to summon her mum to do it for her, no chance she’s scaring anyone herself

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley headcanons #sdv harvey #sdv penny #sdv haley #sdv leah #shane sdv #doctor who #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv sebastian #sdv maru #sdv bachelorettes #sdv bachelors

[clownniac]

SDV Bachelor/Bachelorette Surname Headcanons

i find it silly that we only really know the surname of like,, 3-4 characters total so i went ahead and assigned everyone their own, because it makes life easier - this is just the bachelors and bachelorettes for now but maybe i'll make another post with everyone else's

minor spoilers for alex's backstory and sam's full name under the cut :)

Bachelors:

Alex Mullner - this one is practically canon bc his grandparents are the Mullner's, but i like to think that whether or not his parents were married he refused to keep his dads surname

Elliot Arthur - i dont have much explanation for this beyond it just Feeling Right, something old and (generally) english

Harvey Lieberman - i saw someone headcanon harvey as jewish, and lieberman means "dear/beloved" so this was another one that just Felt Right

Sam O'Neil - picking a surname for sam was kinda tricky tbh bc it had to flow nicely with samson And the rest of his family's names, but O'Neil means warrior which suits kent and it sounds nice

Sebastian Kang - couple headcanons in this reasoning: his bio dad is half korean And seb is a natural ginger, so Kang bc it means "ginger" in korean

Shane Miller - shane has always just been a purple haired alcoholic version of nick miller to me tbh

Bachelorettes:

Abigail Duval - duval is french for "from the valley" which ties in pierres whole frenchness And the game itself

Emily Murphy - this was another case of finding a name that flowed nicely for multiple characters (Haley)

Haley Murphy - same as above ^^

Leah Reilly - reilly means courageous which i feel she is for taking the risk of being an artist (speaking as an artist shh), and it sounds nice

Maru Taylor - this was mostly because it is Hard to find a surname that flows nicely with the name demetrius

Penny Adams - this will make little to no sense to anyone else but adams has always felt like a ginger name to me, and it works well enough with pam

#anyways its 4am so bed time #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley headcanons #sdv headcanons #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #sdv alex #sdv elliot #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny

[sdv-maru-appreciation]

I think Maru and Sebastian need to have a nice long hug

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Then immediately try to commit murder upon each other

#I want them to act more like siblings dammit! #stardew valley #sdv #sdv maru #maru stardew valley #sdv bachelorettes #stardew valley headcanons #sdv sebastian #stardew maru #maru sdv #sebastian sdv