Stardew Valley Incorrect Quotes: Part 3 - Dumb things I've said/done
Harvey: Look, a plane!
Shane: That's a helicopter-
Sam: Look, boobs are like nature's bags! If you don't have pockets, just put it in your boobs! Problems solved :)
Sebastian: I smell like sand and depression
Haley: This is my shoe and bag closet, and this is my normal clothing closet, and here is a formal dress section, and-
Alex who just wanted to ask her to take a picture of him and his dog: Why do you need so much closet!?
Robin: I've applied it to the door.
Demetrius: Um, applied what?
Robin: I've applied it.
Penny: They cremated the animal crackers...
Farmer: When in doubt, throw a bomb.
Elliott: Look, I want to finish writing my book, yes?
Elliott: But I have a little thing called "writers block"
Elliott: Which is basically like holding a cookie in front of some who wants a cookie, but you never let them get it.
Elliott: JUST LET ME HAVE THE WRITING COOKIE DAMN IT!!!
Shane when Jas was first dropped off to him: Who is your owner?
Evelyn: Back in my day, I wasn't blind.
Leah: Yes, it looks like orange juice, but I assure you that it isn't, that's a cup full of paint that is several days old and will likely kill you if you even smell it.
Sebastian: I would die for that rat-
Robin: I would die if I saw that motherfucker!
Maru: Look, I'm a person of science, I believe in cold hard facts.
Maru: But I also believe that if I don't run full speed up the stairs after turning off the light something will grab me by the ankles and drag me to my untimely demise.
Sam talking to baby Vincent: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible-
Emily: Your bread has been fucked by the rock in the east.
Haley: What the fuck?
Alex: Dude, throw it over here! I'll catch it!!!
Also Alex: *catches it with his face* NAILED IT!! WOOOOOOOO!!!
Linus: In this house, we hunt for our own food by ourselves.
Linus picking up the cat: We are now scavenging buddies, I will die for you.
Peirrer: Is the person who I watched scream and slap their hand over their eyes so hard that it left red marks for hours just because they accidentally saw someone shirt lift while getting an item off a shelf really talking?
Farmer: YES, I AM! AND I'LL TALK LOUDER JUST FOR YOU!!
In conclusion: I say and do a lot of dumb things lol
Stardew Valley Incorrect Quotes: Part 2
Farmer: The ocean is a soup.
Willy, who was just trying to fish: Could you elaborate?
Farmer: Ok, what do you think makes soup?
Willy: I'd say water, salt and some other seasonings, vegetables or vegetation of some sort, and meat.
Farmer: Now, what's in the ocean?
*a few hours later*
Elliott walking along the docs: Hello Willy, how are you-
Willy, having an existential crisis: The ocean is a soup.
Rasmodius: Welcome to my basement, where magic transcends trival things, such as gender.
Farmer after passing out in Skull Cavern and losing their weapon again: I'm going to go home and touch my spouses tits so I won't be mad.
George: We need a new coffee machine, this one isn't working well.
Alex: It's only 7 years old, I have sheets that are older than that???
George: This damn coffee machine gets more action than you do and we all know it Alex.
Emily: Here is a quick and easy way to dye your hair!
Step 1: Aquire hair dye
Step 2: Strip yourself of all personal belongings
Step 3: Put on gloves
Step 4: Make blood sacrifice
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Your hair is now dyed, congratulations!
Demetrius: Maru where are you?
Maru: I'm at the clinic, why?
Demetrius, panicked: Wait, why are you at the clinic? Are you hurt? Sick? Did-
Maru: Dad, I work at the clinic...
Demetrius: Oh... carry on.
Harvey, on the floor with a cup of coffee: Wow, the farmer really does love me... who knew love could blossom in such a place...
Maru standing over Harvey panicked: Harvey you're having a caffeine overdose-!
Penny: I think the farmer might like me...
Pam, who is knee-deep in diamonds: YA THINK???
Sam: Dude, a lollipop is just you swallowing your own spit in different flavors...
Sebastian: What the hell.
Abigail: Shit he's right-
Huzzah, another part done ^^