#sdvbiad

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he has hat

#sdv #stardew #stardewvalley #stardew valley #sdvbiad

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pls....sebastion....i saw ur notice....i bring gifts....i has the leek

#been here for a few hours #watching him sleep #not being creepy at all #open up you emo btch #sdvbiad #sdv #stardew valley #stardew #sdv sebastian #stardewvalley

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Good morning sweetheart, stay safe out there heres a fucking BOMB!

god i love my gamer wife

#legit the day after were married #she knows me too well #does ur wife do that huh???? #sdvbiad #sdv #stardew #stardewvalley #stardew valley #sdv abigail

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help.

#sdvbiad #sdv #stardew #stardew valley #skull cavern #stardewvalley

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sorry babe pink cowgal hat stays on during sex

#sdvbiad #im sure she wont mind #sdv #stardew #stardew valley #stardewvalley #sdv abigail

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let me just say this was the most savage fight of the 21st century they did not hold back

#just running at eachother like that #and im just on that ladder like .... #sdvbiad #stardew #sdv #stardew valley #stardewvalley #sdv krobus #sdv dwarf

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"I play sdv"

me playing sdv:

#sdvbiad #sdv #stardew valley #stardewvalley #im posting this so late she is now my gf so the stalking did pay off #sdv abigail

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ok but coming from you thats like saying im worth more than a bag of cheetos...

#sdvbiad #sdv abigail #sdv #stardew #stardew valley #stardewvalley #still love you sweetie #but weird implications

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Caught my cow monching on this rock so maybe abigail should visit the farm less often

#sdvbiad #stardew valley #sdv #stardewvalley #sdv abigail

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Shout-out to The Desert Trader and Hat Mouse for literally always being open for me....you're the real ones

#full shade to marnie and her microwave #and pierre bs hes dumb #hat mouse #sdv hat mouse #sdv desert trader #sdv #sdvbiad #stardew #stardew valley #stardewvalley

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i love him more than my son

#the is my dinosaur son chad #light of my life #chad my beloved #stardew valley #sdvbiad #stardewvalley #sdv #stardew

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Imagine being a kid in stardew and you look forward to the egg hunt only to get destroyed by one of the town's farmer lesbians every year

#like abigail and i are fully adults why are we allowed to do this #destroying childrens dreams every spring #sdvbiad #sdv #stardew #stardew valley #stardewvalley #sdv abigail

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Pierre pls come do your fucking job

#fuck pierre #its literally not 530 and i need wheat seeds #sdv pierre #sdv #stardew #stardew valley #stardewvalley #sdvbiad

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total milf energy

#i cant even rn like hot robin wtf!?!?! #sdv robin #sdvbiad #stardew #stardewvalley #stardew valley #sdv

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Im just trying to imagine the past season or so from my wife's perspective. Like imagine this:

You and ur farmer wife just adopted a son and she fucks up his name on the certificate she begins to mutter something abt the doves taking him away and disappears more and more to an island you have never seen. Anytime she spends at the farm is in the coop with her beloved baby dinosaur named chad. So you ask if she wants to adopt again hoping she will be around the house more. But she begins to disappear over night saying she found a new house on the island and us now raving abt golden walnuts. Youre baby girl arrives and the farmer names her craig which is fine you guess, but it doesn't get her to stay. Now that winter has hit and there are no crop being grown outside your wife is gone for a week at a time only to return on sunday for a few chores and to yeet your babygirl thru the ceiling. She often leaves with armfuls of duck feathers for the parrot boy she says she's adopted on the island. She also says she has made a friend out of a coconut that she had lost in the mines and had been recovered. She call it her prodigal son wilson. One day she comes home in middle of the week but it isnt long before you realize its only bc she lost the 250 some coffees she keeps on hand from a near death experience in a volcano. She takes one out of your infinity coffee machine and dips again (you didnt realize the caffeine addiction had gotten this bad). The feast of the winter star begins to approach and your wife is home for sunday. You hope she returns for the festival as she hasnt attended one in a year. Thats when you hear a loud bang from outside. you look to the greenhouse and there is glass everywhere and 80% of the crops have been wiped out by the explosion and theres your wife bluescreened tf out holding an armful of bombs.

I don't know how abigail still loves me

#yes this is a fanfic version of the past two seasons ive played of stardew #all real stories ive flavored bc its rly funny #sdvbiad #stardew #stardew valley #sdv

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i am deadass so afriad of this frog i would honestly never leave ginger island if he and mr. qi didnt live here

#ik im crazy but mr qi is just a creep in every sense of the word and i want to assassinate him #sdvbiad #stardewvalley #stardew valley #sdv #stardew