#seal speak

[pathokinessis]

AITA for leaving my ex girlfriend crying in a ditch after I broke up with her?

The town thought she went missing for a whole night and I feel horrible for leaving here in the woods but I broke up with her to protect her, from myself.

#seal speak #edward cullen #twilight aita

[spr0utsies]

#hehe #seal meme #love this animal meme #seal #EDIT: OH FUCK THIS HAS OVER 1K NOTES. thats wild #2k #3k #that one clip of patrick looking under his house yelling WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE #sprout speaks #4k #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k #30k #35k #40k #45k #ok what big blog reblogged this. please god help me #50k

[pinnipedpotentate]

chi evereaone!3 cim mostlea just heare to talk about my reacent discoverea, seals3 cmost of you probablea dont eaven know about the planet theyre on but ill bea posting about them in a bit3 cyou can call mea whatever pronouns you want i dont care3

cbye3

#seal speak #kimmea's speaking #grumblr

[cosmicwhoreo]

Captain Walrus Cookie

AYE! Make way for the guard dog of Choco Mud Town, Captain Walrus Cookie! He kept the peace in the town for 2 decades, chasing off dangerous characters for the often neglected edge of the republic with his motley crew for no more than a few free drinks at the pub. Even so, he rarely ever got physically violent with troublemakers. More relied on careful wording and dominating size to intimidate those causing problems. Always believing words carry more weight than a punch.

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cookie oc #crk oc #fan cookie #cookie run oc #captain caviar cookie #Captain Walrus Cookie #Leopard seal cookie #My main inspos for him are both Vander from Arcane and North from ROTG #I love those two sm #Which is also why he speaks in slightly off english #thick Russian accent~ #oh yeah cavi also knew him

[sukunas-wife]

Why was the servant girl smiling`?

I forgot to elaborate I’m Sorry 😭

But here’s a snippet of

✨Y/n’s Shrine House History✨

🤫 Read closely

Sealed Series History

First of All the Shrine was opened to Honor Y/n as a dirty, she was worshipped for being able to bare Lord Sukuna’s heir. In the shrine she’d previously used a reverse cursed technique to heal pregnant women if they sustained any non visible damage to their reproductive organs and the fetus.

Yuji was actually able to grown in y/n’s womb because while the cursed child was forming in her womb when it would take a physical toll on her body she would use a reverse curse technique to improve/stabilize her position.

It’s a bit in the Sealed series how a man heard of her legend and went all the way to Sukuna’s Palace, to try and find any trace instead finding the prison realm cube washed and worn away from the palace but not by much, freeing her his only request was that she bless his pregnant wife because she hadn’t been able to bare child before, (story line: the lady was physically abused as a child leaving bruising and damaged on her uterus y/n heals it and the child who also had minor organ issues)

Anyways~

The Shrine was originally open for all husbands and wives to enter together freely. It was a place of peace where you could find hope, to prove there was light in the dark. In this Case how a child so small and sweet can be born from a Curse. When Yuji was born, you presented him to the public in a bed for all to come admire but not touch. Everyone brought gifs to honor the “Prince of Curses” admiring his soft sleeping face. It made it hard to believe even Ryomen Sukuna was once a child.

Hints, the reason everyone (eunuchs, servants) was asking if Yuji was with Y/n?

The cursed man had entered the shrine 3/4 months after Yuji had been born. After having seen Yuji presented to the public.

This cursed man was striving to be on Par with Sukuna and when he learned Ryomen Sukuna had been given a direct blood heir by a human woman (eventually) turned curse. He decided that same woman would give him his heir. Walking into the shrine freely greeted by eunuchs and servants as he made his way to the main room. There you sat in the middle of the platform reading over a booklet of finance your hand maid had left you with while she left briefly. Hearing the sanctuary doors close you looked up and there stood 6’4 terrifying, bulky man who was in the process of becoming a curse by corrupting, twisting and breaking his own soul.

He looked down at you and the room was filled with a dark aura. It was suffocating, the man immediately reaching out for heavy breathing frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog, when he said “So you’re the woman who carried Ryomen Sukuna’s child, then you’ll do the same and honor me.”

Y/n rushed to get up and run, but what’s your height to 6’4? Not easy- luckily for you Uraume was entering the room after Sukuna sent him to get you. Froze the man in place and immediately called for Lord Sukun, Uraume tried to pull you away when in came enraged Sukuna, almost obliterating the man leaving him there laying close to death a half curse can be. There stood Sukuna bloodied standing over his body, heavy breathing and snarling, he very much tore the limbs off the man leaving him there screaming and squirming in fear. Before he could crush the man’s head in with his foot, Yuji started screaming from the next room. Both of you in panic something had happened to him or was happening you all left them man on the floor rushing to find your prince. He was fine, your handmaiden had just woken him and he lost it realizing neither of his parents were with him.

After this, Sukuna hunted this man down and couldn’t find him. He posted Sorcers/Eunuchs at your shrine and forbade any man from ever entering the doors, the only exception being Yuji.

7 Years Later

When the man had yet to return you eased up on the security a bit letting the sorcerers who stood outside on guard go. Keeping your servants/eunuchs who working inside mixed with sorcerers and non sorcerers.

One day a girl who 15ish came to work at your shrine, young Yuji didn’t trust her the few timeshe had seen her.

Why?

Because she’s a fraud and was working with Cursed man. How did he recruit a child?

He didn’t-

she was a curse user who specialized in transfigurations and became smitten with him. (She’s like 32)

Sadly he had no interest in her. He wanted Ryomen Sukuna’s wife to bare his first child. She sneaks in at “15” the years he plans his attack. Plays servant well enough to be seen as normal and she can slip him in using the private ways the servants use to get in and out unnoticed to the public eye.

Why was she smiling?

She was smiling because she was “Cursed Man’s Accomplice” and was fulfilling her role. Even if she was jealous of y/n being the woman to carry his heir. Her Lord was accomplishing his desires, maybe after she’d have entrance into his life affairs. (More specifically romantically)

Wrong- She wasn’t exactly the strongest or resistant so when she was caught off guard in Yuji’s unstable Domain Expansion and attack. In short she was killed. Sukuna took care of Cursed guy the way he should.

Don’t know what the sealed series is but found the lore?

Here’s a link to Part 1

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#🤍mail time #sukunas wife #daddy sukuna #sukunas wife speaks #sukunas wife’s ask #sealed series #sealed away #Sealed Away Lore #son yuji mom reader #son yuji #dadkuna #SukuNation #sukuna ryomen #dad sukuna son Yuji #yuji x mom reader #yuji and mom reader #true form sukuna

[apollos-boyfriend]

i love how chat named bad’s seal “EAT CEMENT AS A CHILD” except he doesn’t know the meme so he has no fucking clue why chat made that decision nor why they’re so adamant on keeping it. so now he’s just forced to live with this seal having the world’s most insane out of context name

#icarus speaks #icarus liveblogs #yes the seal’s name is all caps in-game too #it’s beautiful

[emry-stars-art]

Doodles after learning the different meanings of different wax seals; according to this infographic using blue wax indicates romance or passion, the darker the blue, the stronger the feelings. Abram only has red wax (the default option) if any at all, but luckily he knows exactly who to ask when he finally learns there’s a separate proper way to seal certain sweet letters to his prince

Find the royal au masterpost here 💕

#I have no idea at the moment what kinds of things they write to each other #but I am. sort of tempted to try and replicate them #in the little made up royal au script/writing system #oh it would be so fun and cute I think… age some paper with coffee…… #thankfully Abram never has to read or write them under any time crunch #because he may be able to speak whatever palmetto’s common tongue is #but reading and writing? diffferent story #he CAN. just give him time #lmao side eyeing Andrew’s couple letters sealed with wax almost as dark as the ink he writes with #this man will write POETRY. does he ever deliver it? I dunno 👀 #Abram’s is effortless tho. which frustrates Andrew endlessly #anyway #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #allison reynolds #andreil #royal au

[astralwhat]

enthusiastic about many 'ologies!

#this was a bonus print for terror camp orders and is now in my redbubble #text is (slightly misquoted) from one of Fitzjames' letters -- speaking about goodsir #i had made note of it ages ago in my ideas doc and didn't bother to double-check the source before drawing this #the actual quote is ''all 'ologies'' which does sound better but. shrug emoji what can you #animals are arctic tern + ringed seal + polar bear + lion's mane jellyfish + (loosely) atlantic salmon and cod + nonspecific lil guys #aurora borealis and ursa minor in the sky #items are telescope + dip circle + surgical saw + net + sounding line #a little messy and disjointed but i was trying to get all those ologies in there yknow

[wonysugar]

coming out of my cave pt. 64 to address this. ahem ahem…

THE FUCKINF SEAL???? THE SEALLLLL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭the wonysugar cameo LIKE OHHHH THIS WAS SO SERIOUS FOR MEEEE

the second picture,,,,, aeri,,,,,😭😭😭😭,,, I CAN’T FUCKING DO THISS SHIT NO MORE LOOK AT HERRR SHE’S SO BEAUTIFULLL

#sug speaks #AERI UCHINAGA #COME HOME #THE PUPS (seal babies) MISS YOU #kaye sent me this and i actually lost my damn shit #THE FAT ASS SEAL PLUSHIE #😭😭😭💔💔 #i’m crying #YALLL

[slushyseals]

All videos showing people removing barnacles from sea turtles are not rescue videos, they're animal abuse- even if the video is "real".

Please report these videos as abuse and stop letting these people profit off rescue videos

There are many videos where the "rescuer" is actually the one who attached the barnacles in the first place (some you can even see the hot glue underneath as they pull off the pieces). Unless you see the animal in a rescue center with a vet tech treating it, that animal is being abused. How so?

The reason those growths are there is likely something far more dangerous that needs to be addressed. Healthy turtles do not get this level of growth on their shells. So if you see something like this, it’s a sign that this turtle is unwell and has been sick for a while. Scraping off the growths doesn’t solve the underlying issue. Also, doing so without any tools or pain medication can be extremely painful and stressful for the turtle. Often with this level of growth, barnacles will have borrowed through the turtle’s shell into live tissue. And just ripping them off like this without the expertise of a medical professional can do more harm than good. Not to mention that it is WAY stressful and not what the turtle needs most. Imagine if you had a the stomach flu or food poisoning and someone decided to “help” you by first detangling your hair, popping pimples, and exfoliating you when what you really need is fluids and someone to handle you very gently. It’s focusing on the wrong problem first and can worsen the underlying condition.

If you see an animal "rescue" video, always think- how did they find this animal? (Is it likely they just found an animal- or did they put an animal in danger to play hero for clout and ad profits? How did this animal get into this terrible situation in the first place? (The number of giant snakes found wrapped around a dog is pretty unbelievable- usually it's a person abusing two animals they own.) How is this person running into so many animals in dangerous situations? (Especially when you look at their other videos and they reuse the same animals to "save".) I am outside daily and I don't come across anywhere near as many animals needing help like these content farm channels.

Even when videos are real, if they are not a trained rescue worker they are often doing more harm than good! The people kidnapping tortoises and "saving" them by throwing them out into lakes and rivers might have just killed that animal. Many tortoises are land animals and aren't built for swimming like sea turtles, they can easily drown! A surprising number of people don't understand seals need to rest on shore, and end up killing babies and harassing adults by chasing them into the water. Baby seals can't swim for long distances, and chasing them into the water means their mom won't be able to find the baby after she's done hunting fish- the baby will slowly starve to death if actual rescue workers do not intervene!

Heck, some people have found perfectly healthy and happy baby seals waiting for their moms on the beach, but because the person doesn't understand that the mom isn't there 100% of the time think the baby has been abandoned; a man kidnapped a pup when the rescue wouldn't send someone out to get the animal which not only hurt that pup whom he caused to be an orphan, but now that pup is taking up resources that could have been given to babies that actually needed it. Rescues don't have infinite resources and I don't want to put to words what can happen when they reach maximum capacity. (The guy was also very lucky he didn't get bit- seal bite infections are much worse than regular bites!) So many others people mistreat because they don't know better, like the baby seal that had people dumping water and ice on it like it was Free Willy. Or trying to feed them sandwiches. Both of these actions make life worse for the animal.

That video of a dog as a service animal rehabilitating a baby seal? That was made by a couple idiots who likely scared the mother off and caused the baby to starve to death just so they could make their intentionally misinformative video knowing full well they were lieing! Dogs should be leashed and kept far away from any seal as they are a reason many seals are horrifically mauled to death each year! Videos like this are absolutely vile as they misinform the public who own dogs and may see a seal on the beach and think, "Oh! My dog is a good boy and can go play with the water puppy! They enjoy that!" Please do not do this! Seals shouldn't be encouraged to associate with or like dogs, that puts puts in danger not only of cross contamination with things that can make them very sick, but you don't know the temperament of any and every dog that seal will see in its lifetime. All it takes is one- and there are plenty of dogs who act fine around human children and vicious around a random seal they find. The babies don't even have a chance against a full grown dog! Their ONLY chance is that situation never happens; keep your dog leashed, because it will see that seal and shoot off before you can stop it. As well behaved as your dog is on the best day, it has free will and at the end of the day is a dog and will be an animal.

Let's face it, most of us don't know the proper care of any and every wild animal we could run into and can only guess when faced with a genuinely unexpected situation. Any legitimate rescue video should start with the person contacting the local rescue to ask the experienced and knowledgeable staff what should be done if they themselves are not a trained rescuer. Often times the animal is perfectly fine, humans just see something they don't expect and misread what's going on causing a situation that didn't previously exist. Other times if there is an issue, the rescue will instruct the person what to do- which may be to keep an eye on the animal until trained rescuers can arrive. And lastly, please be aware of fake animal rescue channels and report any videos you see and inform others about this so these channels stop being praised and profiting from animal abuse.

#animals #turtles #Seals #rescue #help #turtle #Thank you Abbeyv4148 #TW: Abuse #coral does not grow on turtle shells #TW: Blood #TW: Gore #TW: Death #I don't like posting about topics like this #As I know many of you follow me to see happy cute animals #Usually seals! #But #Sometimes posting about these topics is necessary #I include trigger warnings for those who know they cannot handle these topics and have blocked those tags #For those of us who can we are the ones who need to stand up for the animals we love who cannot speak for themselves #These disgusting videos need to stop #While animals being hurt is sad to hear about #If my post informs someone so they make the right choice #Be it to contact a rescue before taking action #or even just reporting and shaming fake rescue videos #And those channels stop trying to monetize animal abuse #It's worth it #(Please don't shame actual rescues! I've seen well meaning people make that mistake.) #(You can usually figure out things if you take a few moments to google who is posting these videos.) #(If you're still not sure try asking in the controver-seal channel on our discord!) #I did not want to post articles of seals being mauled to death by dogs

[pathokinessis]

What the actual fuck lionsgate?

#seal speak #bella swan #bella cullen #twilight #lionsgate

[full-of-terrors]

Just watched A Field in England and now I'm wondering-

What is this sub-genre- this horror but let's be literary and metaphorical about it, Magical Realism for menTM, exploration of masculinity, courage, fate, and tragedy, descent into madness, historical fever dreams? Because whatever it is, I dig it. And A Field in England would go on the list along with The Lighthouse, Ravenous, The Seventh Seal, Aguirre, Brotherhood of the Wolf and of course the OG- AMC's The Terror.

#weirdly specific niche subgenres #a field in england #the terror amc #amc the terror #historical horror #ravenous 1999 #the seventh seal #speaking of which when am i getting my seventh seal tattoo #the lighthouse #recommendations welcome

[daggerfall]

I need. Birby...

#zos knows my weakness and and gryphon pets and quasigriff mounts #eso #m speaks #these datamines are far too tempting for a gamer who just spent their seals on another mount

[sukunas-wife]

🤍🤍🤍Masterlist🤍🤍🤍

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

How did they meet? (Ask)

Why was the girl smiling? (Ask/lore)

#sealed series #sealed away #sukunas wife #daddy sukuna #sukuna ryomen #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna x wife reader #sukunas wife speaks

[klanced]

Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)

lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)

keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)

#voltron #klance #honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting #if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights. #trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas. #meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record #like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good #sorry i just like talking about the law #speaking of which let me go on a tangent #i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert. #and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops #keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will. #keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY. #cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard #keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED. #cop: okay but you're out after curfew-- #keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW? #keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter. #keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW. #keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night #sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags #i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys #keith #lance #lance: (freaking out) #keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law) #shitpost #ask #anonymous #otp: we are a good team

[chilirasbora]

I cannot BELIEVE I forgot to post about this here- the seal pup with lesbian moms has turned one year old today [April 5th]!

I can't express how lucky I am to have been able to watch him grow from a 1 month old pup, fresh out of backholding and exploring the pool for the first time, to being 1 year old and nearly 100 pounds! I had the luck of watching him go through the process of being weaned, choose his favorite enrichment items, and learn to navigate the world around him... and I got to watch him realize that he could annoy his father with no consequences, as he's incredibly tolerant to his mischief.

Here's to one year and many more 🫶

#bora speaks #marine life #ocean life #ocean #pinniped #harbor seal #seal