#seasoned fries

[fatty-food]

Seasoned fries (via Instagram)

#food #food porn #french fries #fries #seasoned fries

[daily-deliciousness]

Nacho fries with chipotle queso

#fries #french fries #queso #nacho fries #food #cheese #potatoes #chips #appetizer #potato #side dish #queso dip #seasoned fries #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe

[foodfuck]

chicken meatball pita bowls with seasoned fries and feta · half baked harvest

#chicken meatball pita bowls #chicken meatball #pita bowl #pita #pita bread #seasoned fries #fries #feta #feta cheese #potato #olive oil #smoked paprika #paprika #garlic #garlic powder #onion #cayenne #cayenne pepper #chicken #shallot #cumin #naan bread #lettuce #herbs #cheese #avocado #greek yogurt #basil #jalapeno #jalapeño

[ultradude13]

Fried Chicken with Hot Sauce and Seasoned Fries

#photo #food porn #fried chicken #hot sauce #seasoned fries

[nycmixing]

Checkers // Famous Seasoned Fries

#checkers #seasoned fries #french fries #fries

[nickim93]

#kfc #kfc seasoned fries #seasoned fries #fries #food #food review #blog #blogger #blog link #blogger link #my personal blog #personal blog #relatable

[afrotumble]

#chicken breast #seasoned fries #food #photography

[roe-oo]

send your snails bro I’ll employ them all

#you’re telling me a snail fried this rice? #goodtimeswithscar #grian #geminitay #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #gtws #mcyt #mcyt fanart #grian fanart #geminitay fanart

[deathricedrawn]

my grian design :oD

#do u think he fried this rice🍚 #art #fanart #grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #Still hungry since my joel post. My sushi cravings havent been satisfied... #Soon i will eat sushi SOON

[bottombaron]

So after staring into the middle distance for a couple days I'm ready to start discussing some theories I have before the season finale destroys us. They are all very wide-ranging in absurdity but I'll start with the one that I think has the most substance and therefore I think is most likely to happen. Also, I haven’t caught up with the tag yet so if someone already posted these theories, sorry! 

So here is Theory #1, known otherwise as,

Why (I think) I know how Laszlo is going to unfuck Guillermo

The solution, I believe, was stated at the very end of The Roast by Laszlo himself: 

FIRST THOUGHT, BEST THOUGHT

Laszlo has spent weeks deeply committed to solving a problem. He's wasted precious time trying to outthink his first (and probably best) solution – and I'm not just talking about his book sorting. Neither was Laszlo, not entirely at least. I actually do think he was focused at least a little bit on his books because that's kind of what happens when you're stuck on a problem. Your brain wanders to other much less taxing ordeals. Usually, as you solve that smaller problem, you find the solution to the thing you really want to solve. 

So what was Laszlo’s first idea?

All along Laszlo had the answer but Guillermo told him that he didn't think it would work, so Laszlo just didn't pursue it further. (We don't even know if Laszlo knows the circumstances of the test and why it didn't work. Just that Guillermo didn't approve that idea.) So then Laszlo wasted valuable time and energy trying to ~Science~ this problem instead of using his true best skill that was showcased in episode one of the season: his charm. His powers of persuasion (the classical art of bullshitting, as it were) is his true super power. (Sadly, it’s not science. He doesn't really have the patience for science tbh).

But, no, rly, he should bullshit his way thru this. That's what he does best. He can outthink Nandor easily. (well….maybe. with the time spent on his experiments, Nandor could have the advantage of several weeks, if not months, to figure things out beforehand, as dense as he is) He should concoct a bullshit so impenetrable that it unfucks Guillermo from Derek and refucks him to Nandor. 

Further foreshadowing of this you ask?

(this whole season is dedicated to ‘plans’ it’s crazy how much A Plan pops up. maybe i’ll dedicate a separate post to collecting them all)

But alas! The test that The Baron did proved this wouldn’t work, right!?

Well here's some free additional theories to how Laszlo could solve that hiccup:

1. Laszlo figures out (and solves) the reason why The Baron/Neighbor test didn't work in the first place.

There could be any number of factors of why The Baron's neighbor blew up. It could be that The Baron is all that more powerful than the average vampire and so his bite gives an extraordinary fill of uh...vampire-ness? and Derek, being so young and weak, doesn't do much at all. Maybe it has something to do with The Sire. If The Baron was turned by the first being ever affected by vampirism, then maybe that vampirism is slowly depleted the further down the line you go. Derek is probably very far removed from The Sire which means he cannot transfer much of that affliction onwards. Nandor, if he was turned by The Baron (one removed from The Sire) or someone similar, explains how he is so powerful, hopefully tho he wouldn’t have too much power to possibly overwhelm Guillermo's half-a-virgin body (and yes I did like how kinky that sounded when I wrote it). It doesn't really matter the exact reason as long as Laszlo can convince Guillermo to try it and he has a relatively decent chance of surviving it. (convincing Guillermo to go thru with this plan overall is probably going to be the most trouble actually. you don't easily forget a guy exploding in your face)

2. Something to do with the experiments. (or the Nadja’s bait-and-switch tactic she used to catch The Baron/Guillermo from The Roast)

I have a larger theory on the experiments and why I think there's still one in the house, but that's for later. During The Roast, Nandor is pretty convinced that the mutant Guillermo is the real one (despite one pretty big glaring error: he has no glasses. none of the experiments need glasses...), Laszlo might have been testing this theory by having The Baron bring his body to Nandor in the first place in order to see how convinced Nandor would be by it. This might be enough for Laszlo to try to use a duplicate of Guillermo for Nandor to bite. The duplicate will not explode (probably?) due to only being a hybrid of Guillermo's blood and an animal…or something(one) else pretending to be Guillermo… (and if it does, maybe Laszlo plans to shoo Nandor out of the line of sight in order for him not to see. And then you get the angst and drama of Guillermo literally using a scapegoat to take his 'sin' despite his reluctance to hurt innocent creatures)

But will the fake Guillermo actually convince Nandor? It's hard to say, and I love that threat of Nandor realizing that it's not the true Guillermo he bit and feeling even more betrayed. Maybe Laszlo concocts a whole ambiance to the event in order to sell the lie. It has to be special right?

So there's dim lights and candles and (fake) Guillermo is laid out in Nandor's coffin and there's this whole presentation element to it that was left out of Guillermo's turn with Derek. It's more like the fantasy that Guillermo probably always had of being turned by Nandor. It plays out like a romantic love scene. But Guillermo is asleep or has his eyes closed and won't talk or maybe only makes small noises and Nandor's very upset abt this. Laszlo is probably hovering too and Nandor doesn't like that either but Laszlo insists he must be there and it's now it's all awkward and wrong, kind of like how Guillermo felt before he was bit by Derek. (now it’s like Nandor is the bull cucking Laszlo in front of him) Nandor goes thru with it and bites Guillermo and is rushed by Laszlo so he doesn't get to drink or drink too much of his blood and there's fumbling with trying to get his own blood into Guillermo's unresponsive mouth.

Or maybe Nandor finds out because Guillermo's blood is disgusting and he either knows or had hoped it would be good tasting*. or that Guillermo just lays there and there's no reciprocation of desire. But maybe he just doesn't find out and once it's over he expects to be able to lay with Guillermo or otherwise be there for his turning but Laszlo quickly rushes him out of his own room and closes the door behind him.

So now Nandor feels all the same despondency that Guillermo had felt with his turn with Derek. Like this big special moment he's built up for years was a complete dud. Like he missed out on something truly magical and he doesn't know why. And Guillermo will feel like shit too, for tricking Nandor. Laszlo isn't happy either. But it worked and they all just have to live with it. Meanwhile this act that was meant to make Nandor's and Guillermo's bond stronger, only serves to create even greater distance between them. 

Re*: evidence that Guillermo's blood might taste 'different':

3. ANYWAYS. that was theory two. lets talk about theory 3.

WITCHES.

I actually think there's good reason Laszlo has divorced Science and is now going to have an affair with Magic. It's exactly when Nadja says 'has this hex turned me into an uggo' that Laszlo comes to life and exclaims ‘that's it!’. If science wasn't the solution, maybe magic is. It's not like they don't know some witches, or that, at least to a degree, witches actually have some power. (specifically the power to look, vaguely, like someone else.) I'm not certain of the specifics but there's a chance Laszlo could be turning to magic to solve his problems. This would also bring Nadja's storyline more relevant and in focus for the season. The thing I like the most about this theory? Episode 9 describes being invited to a manor owned by someone named Morrigan. Morrigan is a Celtic goddess of war and fate that was probably the inspiration for Arthurian legendary sorceress, Morgan le Fay. (Laszlo's name may also be connected to Arthurian legend, Lancelot. but that probably doesn't mean anything.)

So! That's my three extra theories attached to this one big theory that Laszlo is going to go 'back to the beginning' and use his first thought to solve this. Go with his gut. His first solution was his best solution, all along.

…He simply needs to convince Nandor to turn Guillermo.

The, uh, details of this plan may be a lot more complicated than it suggests.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #laszlo cravensworth #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits spoilers #wwdits meta #i guess this counts as meta #so i have a LOT of THOUGHTS n’ THEORIES on the backburner and idk if i can get to them all before the finale #prepare for a flood of inane speculation coming your way #wwdits season 5 #this originaly had a lot more screencaps but i think i over did it and now my brain is fried trying to collect all these receipts

[chrliekclly]

them: “get off my back u frigid bitch” “its always an awful idea to have u here”

me: theyre n love :)

#waitress: i dont like ur sister. shes a terrible person. shes a bitch and shes ugly and i didnt want her on th team #me: aawwwww <333333 #shit talking her as much as possible b4 defending her honor lest u appear too fond? i see u ;) #deetress #the gang goes bowling #sunny spoilers #ramblings #s16 #i wish they had kept th lil bit @ th end where they had th waitress offer dee some fries tho #i thnk th waitress holding out fries to dee is th moment tht stuck n my head th most out of everything working on this season #and then it wasnt evn there lmfaooo #now realizing bOTH seasons th moments i remembered th most on set were deetress moments and then BOTH seasons they were diff in th show #they hurt me. they hurt me continuously. im weak

[monkiekidtwt]

#fried chicken for dinner! #golden winged peng #six eared macaque #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #shadowpeach #<- in a way #🍭☁️ #season 4 special spoilers

[daily-deliciousness]

Cajun chicken burger

#burger #chicken #cajun chicken #chicken burger #food #fries #french fries #burgers #avocado #cajun seasoning #dinner #meal #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe #grilled chicken

[hypnautic-cereal]

Eddie Dear being sick (because I’m feeling sick right now too :,D)

I always like drawing my comfort characters sick whenever I’m feeling sick too. I think it’s cause it makes me feel like “hey, at least I’m not sick alone right now”

#welcome home #eddie dear #frank frankly #frank frankly x eddie dear #pollen season #it was too fricking windy at prom night #I had to yell the whole night #my vocal chords feel fried #sick

[morethansalad]

Roasted Herb Fries + Peanut Dipping Sauce (Vegan)

#vegan #appetizer #fries #dips #potato #potato fries #italian seasoning #parsley #peanut butter #soy sauce #garlic powder #ginger #lime #coconut sugar #apple cider vinegar #sea salt

[nycmixing]

Checkers // Chicken Bites & Fries Box

#checkers #french fries #seasoned fries #fries #chicken