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tennessoui · 1 year

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For The propmts, "I can't trust you"

hi hello!!!

this is set in my "there was only one desk" au, where obi-wan and anakin, well. share a desk in the office and hate each other.

"""""hate each other"""""

(1.5k) (angst here and now but actually the stupidest thing ever)

The person sitting at Obi-Wan’s desk is not, in fact, Obi-Wan Kenobi. For one thing, it’s a woman with a severe red bobcut and better fashion sense than Kenobi’s ever had. For another thing, Anakin can’t actually remember a time when he’s made the trek up to the twelfth floor just to annoy Kenobi only for the man to not give him attention. So this woman, who doesn’t even raise her eyes to look at him when he’s standing next to her desk, can’t be Kenobi.

“Uh,” Anakin says. He’s holding a singular cupcake on a plate in both hands, red velvet because Obi-Wan hates red velvet and with a candle in the icing because Obi-Wan is extremely paranoid about the sensitivity of the sprinkler system. “Who are you?”

The woman’s fingers pause on the keyboard and she looks up at him sharply. With a raised eyebrow, she tilts her head to the nameplate on Obi-Wan’s desk.

Bo-Katan Kryze it reads.

Anakin blinks. “Do you—share this desk with Obi-Wan?”

“I don’t know who that is. I sit here every day,” Kryze says. “Is there something I can help you with?” She makes it clear that she believes there is absolutely nothing she wants to help him with.

“Um.” Anakin stares at her uninterested face, the nameplate, the desk itself.

He realizes rather suddenly that the plants are gone. All of Obi-Wan’s plants are gone, and in their places are picture frames filled with pictures of strangers, a standing calendar, and a souvenir mug.

“No,” he says slowly. “Sorry.”

“No worries,” the woman says, turning back to her computer. “Have a nice day.”

Anakin turns around and goes back to the elevators around the corner. He feels a bit stupid, holding a plate wth a cupcake on it, so he tosses it into a small trashcan next to a desk as he passes by, plate and all.

He still feels a bit stupid, and the feeling lingers all the way from the twelfth floor to the tenth, where his desk is. If Obi-Wan was playing a prank on him, he just fell for it like an idiot.

But if he hadn’t—

“Obi-Wan wasn’t at his desk,” Anakin says to Vos as he sits down in front of his own computer. “There was this woman there instead, and she’d moved all of his stuff. Even the nametag.”

Vos doesn’t look up from his screen. He’s been sort of distant since Anakin came back, like he forgot how to talk or some shit during the month and a half he was away.

His silence would make sense if Obi-Wan asked him to help with the prank. And Vos probably would hop on the opportunity to fuck with Anakin. He tries to say he doesn’t play favorites of course, but he very clearly does.

And his favorite very clearly is Kenobi, not Anakin.

Anakin remembers the chair incident, after all.

So if Obi-Wan told him about trying to pull a fast one on Anakin his first day back at the office, hire a woman to sit at his desk and change all of its decorations just to confuse him, Vos would probably help out by pretending everything is normal.

Anakin narrows his eyes and looks at his desk. Nothing’s been moved or changed since he last saw it. No new cameras to video his reaction.

“Where’s Obi-Wan?” he asks, looking over at Vos. “I mean, it’s a lot of work, isn’t it? Points for creativity, I guess though.”

Vos’ fingers still on his keys and he finally looks up, going as far as to take his hands off the keyboard completely. “What?”

“Like where did he put his plants? And the zen garden with all the sand, you know? He moved that zen garden somewhere else just to fuck with me for a bit? And the name too, her name— Bo-Katan? Kryze? He could have tried a little harder to make up something believable.”

Vos looks at him, eyebrows furrowing. “Sorry,” he says slowly. “But–sorry, but what do you think is happening here, exactly?”

Anakin frowns. Usually Vos would be laughing by now. “Joke’s on him though, I brought him a cupcake to celebrate my first day back, and me and Bo-Katan split it instead. No cupcake for Obi-Wan. It’s what he deserves for such a lame prank.”

“Skywalker,” Vos’ voice sounds even slower. “Skywalker, there is no prank.”

There’s a very weird feeling in his gut. He forces a laugh. “Uh, right, of course not,” he says. “But seriously, where is Obi-Wan? I’ve been taking pictures I want to show him for months. He’s going to love them.”

He better love them, at least, if he knows what’s good for him. But Luke and Leia are adorable, especially now that they’ve stopped teething on everything in range. Even someone as heartless and deplorable as Kenobi will be swayed by their big eyes and general all-encompassing cuteness.

The look Vos gives him is uncharacteristically cold. “Two things, Skywalker. First, there’s no prank. Obi-Wan quit. Sounds like you brought cupcakes to his replacement, like some. One man office welcome brigade. Second, if you really think Obi-Wan Kenobi wants to see your fucking baby pictures, you’re more stupid than I thought.”

Anakin blinks and then stares as the feeling in his stomach spreads to his chest. “What? No. No way.” He blinks again, eyebrows furrowing. “Is this the prank?”

Vos pushes his chair away from his keyboard, rolling it to the edge of his desk. “Skywalker. Anakin. There is no prank. I’m telling you the truth. Obi-Wan has separated from the company. He is not here today, and he won’t be here tomorrow. He left.”

“But—” Anakin’s mouth is open, but no words are coming out. “But. He didn’t tell me.”

There’s a knot in his stomach, one that may be bigger than his stomach altogether. No, it has to be some sort of—of prank. Of practical joke at his expense. When Obi-Wan pops out in an hour or so, Anakin is going to hit him so hard in, like. The shoulder. For the crime of being really, really not funny.

“Why would he tell you, Skywalker?” Vos asks, carefully putting his hands on his knees as he looks at him with an unreadable expression on his face. “You don’t like each other.”

“I—I mean. We do!” Anakin splutters. “We spent quarantine together! And last summer when we did the office expedition and got lost, we camped together! For two whole days!”

“Those aren’t bonding activities,” Quinlan says. “You know that, right? No one else would consider those things as foundations for a friendship or even workplace relationship.”

Like he always seems to do when Kenobi and “workplace relatitonships” are brought up in the same sentence, Anakin flushes. He can feel the tips of his go red.

“Look, I get that you’re—friends or whatever,” he mutters, pitching his voice down low so that no one else can eavesdrop. Not that anyone else is really paying attention, but just in case. “But we’ve—you know, you saw us. During the. The quarantine. We. Spent the night together.”

“Yeah, you fucked,” Vos rolls his eyes. “You fucked.” “So if he were going to leave the company, he’d tell me, alright?” Anakin puts his hand down flat on the desk. “Yeah? He’d tell me.”

“Only if sleeping with you meant something to him,” Vos points out, pushing his chair back fully behind his desk. “So I guess it didn’t.”

The words—sting.

A lot.

The words fucking hurt like Vos has just thrown a fucking cactus into his dick. Because—alright, they’d never talked about it afterwards or anything, but—kissing Kenobi, his annoying and annoyingly attractive deskmate, sleeping with him, touching him and being touched in return…it’d changed things for Anakin. Things he didn’t want to name then, and things he definitely doesn’t want to name now, if—if Obi-Wan really…really just.

Left.

Anakin shakes his head, wordless. “It meant something,” he says, practicing the words, even if it’s only Vos around to hear him.

“Yeah?” and Vos’ voice is cold. “Then why’d you just take almost two months of paternity leave, huh? If sleeping with my friend meant something.”

Anakin shakes his head again, staring fixedly at his keyboard. “Did he really—Vos, you’re not lying, are you? Did he actually quit?”

Vos is silent for several long moments. “Yeah,” he says, sounding strange. “Yeah, he did. This is—you’re upset about this, aren’t you?”

It could still be a joke though, because sometimes Vos goes too far and sometimes he doesn’t know when to quit, even though Anakin thinks he’s pretty obviously begging him to stop right about now.

He stands. “I—I don’t believe you. I can’t— I can’t trust you.”

Vos watches him swing his jacket on with raised eyebrows. “I suppose you don’t need his address then,” he says, expression guarded. “If you’re going to fact-check this yourself.”

Of course Anakin is going to fact-check this for his fucking self.

And either way, Obi-Wan Kenobi is going to have a lot of explaining to do.

#asks #prompt fill #obikin #there was only one desk au #anyway so part two would be the confrontation #and obi-wan did quit and he didn't tell anakin #because he was all hurt that he emailed anakin one day and got an out of office automatic response #that was like 'on paternity leave be back in a couple of months'#and like hes so hurt because damn he a) thought he and anakin were getting really close to dating #but he's expecting kids? what is the sitch with the mom?? they must be together #and anyway b) they must not actually be friends if obi-wan is finding this out NOW #like THIS #and anyway the truth is anakin impulse adopted 2 stray puppies outside his apartment complex #took a wild amount of time off to get them used to his place and him as their dad #was rushing in his out of office email and went to make a pun (pet-ernity leave) but didnt notice the autocorrect #so all of the office and obi-wan thinks he has babies now #just want that one scene where anakin is like no!!! luke and leia are my dogs!!! i took peternity leave!!#and obi-wan pinches the bridge of his nose and deep breathes for ten seconds before going #what (another deep breath)#the FUCK is PET-ERNITY LEAVE #yeah ok kit understands thta this could hava been a text post

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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The greatest screenshot of all time

Ok, so I was rewatching Sing because ✨anxiety✨ and ✨comfort media✨ things when I captured the greatest screenshot of all time.

Just. Look. At. This.

Don’t understand what makes it so perfect? Well then, let me explain!

One, the facial expressions are kinda funny so that’s enjoyable. But more importantly, number two, look at Johnny. Just look at the sweet boy.

I never noticed it before but in this screenshot it almost looks like Johnny jumps into his hug with his dad and how he’s on his tip toes for the rest of it (along with him doing the same thing in Sing 2), this means Johnny was so happy to see his dad he literally threw himself into that hug.

And Marcus looks so happy! Seeing his son alive, well, and happy to see him must have been an immediate relief. We saw how stressed he was when he realized what he’d done and he must have been worrying about Johnny’s reaction the whole way to the theatre. He had essentially disowned him and gone no contact for at least a few days, if not weeks. And yet Johnny was thrilled to see him and Marcus immediately smiling at the sight of him was adorable.

Johnny’s way of hugging his dad is literally throwing himself at him and leaving it up to him to stop him from hitting the ground. And Marcus always does.

My favourite fictional father and son everyone, look how cute they are. <3

#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing marcus #sing big daddy #a lot of hugs #I love Johnny's absolute trust in his dad when he hugs him #Just kinda throws himself at him and knows his dad will catch him #it was a small hop in the first movie but we literally see him jumping up and down in the second #i love them #so much #Marcus is a good dad y'all #he loves and supports his son #it was rocky for a few days there but they patched things up #Johnny is absolutely babied by his family #he might not like it all the time but they absolutely do #the cradling the head still gets me everytime #they're so heartwarming #PS. I wish marcus would adopt me

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kn11ves · 3 months

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i just saw someone call oroc himaru morally grey ill eat us both alive he litearlly stole babies so he could commit as many experiemtsn on them as possible he probably was eating people in his dinky ass lab what do u mean morally grey i mean hes litearlly pronouns so i like him what are u on about tho

#orochimaru would poke a newborn baby with random needles he found outside to see whta would happen and then get another one and do it again #n thats so funny tho bnecause orochimaru is actually such a good parent to mitsuki its insane?#not the first one apperently though he had to mess the first one up well ok someone had to have eldest daughter trauma #but the second attempt is litearlly a pure angel of sweetness i mean he is litearlly blue hes so cute #do you think kabuto ever stares at mitsuki and wants to throw rocks at his head bc if u think about it the only other person #who orochimaru was a real parent to was kabuto he stole that kid right after brainwashing his adoptive mother and had him for YEARSSSRRSES #i love orochimaru but kabuto should have been able to peck out orochimaru's liver every morning with his fucking teeth and claws also for w #what he did tto him. idk how kabuto turned out a sliver of normal and is able to run an orphanage #he ruined his entire body for life because he was like if i just fuse my new mommys dna with mine he wont be able to leave me #like my old one did #i think if you would have left orochimaru's corpse with kabuto in a locked room he would have eaten that thing with his hands within 10 min #i love talking about orochimaru's corpse. hes litearlly fine he came back. he litearlly just came back i hate this anime #i miss kabuto i miss kabuto i love kabuto i love kabuto

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sonknuxadow · 7 months

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ive seen a lot of people make like. fanfic or aus or whatever where tom and maddie have a baby and to be honest i dont like that idea at all. dont know how to explain i just dont care for it. any kids they have should be of the fuzzy alien variety

#sonic and maddie as that one undertale comic where toriel is like frisk i am having a baby .... its you !!!! *pulls out adoption papers*#i guess people just like the idea of sonic being a big brother but like. tails is right there... what do you need the human baby for #this idea was definitely more popular before the second movie came out than it is now though #so maybe a lot of the movie only people didnt realize sonic already had a little sibling #because the little sibling in question hadnt been properly introduced in the movieverse yet. i dont know

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ywpd-translations · 2 years

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Ride 697: Rokudai's goal

Pag 1

2: Huh....

If I lose this race....

I have to become the.... bicyles' club.... “manager”....!?

3: That's right!!

Kuku, you're gonna surpass me? Right!!

4: That's just right, isn't it!? You were the basket club's manager, after all!!

5: Why....

Pag 2

1: Why didn’t I think of this!!

Pag 3

1: Hahaha, that's right!! How is it!!

Not a player, but a mana.... huh!?

2: Oi, wait wait

Then I can support Back-gate slope-senpai!!

I can use all the skills I have....!!

Wait this isn't what I thought!! And by the way, there's a Back-gate slope-senpai!?

3: I'm telling that if you lose!! That's a warning!!

4: Thank you for the warning, teh

Pag 4

1: Well

2: No, no!!

Ngh....!! This guy...!!

3: Anyway, you think you'll surpass me!? Are you an idiot!?

Those two guys said so!!

Ah-

4: We'll stay in the club until we make sure that he surpasses that guy!!

5: Ah!!

6: Ahhh

Now I understand your attitude. Amateurs don't care about winning, so don't run!!

Huh-

Road racing

Pag 5

1: Is not a game!!

5: At least... not for me and the two people before us

We're running in this race seriously

6: We're thinking of “winning”

7: This race....

8: I'll definitely.....

9: Sorry but I'm

Pag 6

1: Aiming for the Inter High

Running as a regular

2: Is my goal!!

Pag 7

1: Goal....

2: A goa, I have a goal

3: Kinaka is....

Kinaka.....

He said something that isn't bland!!

4: I wanted to.... give you a warning, but you were below my imagination and I wasted my breath

Ah....

7: A goal....

My goal.....

8: What is it, teh?

Joining the club?

…. no

9: Follow me

10: No....

Ki..... Kinaka-kun!!

Pag 8

1: If I win this first years' race, I'll participate in the Inter High!?

3: Rokudai!?

5: Ah

Pag 9

1: Waaa, what am I saying....

No.... I meant I want to follow Back-gate slope-senpai

I spoke without thinking, teh......

2: I think you'd participate

3: If you surpass all of us who have experience and then take the goal ahead

5: That's Rokudai, Rokudai!!

Talking about surpassing the three cyclist with experience!? As expected

Hahaha

6: We're wondering who will come in fourth place?

Maybe.....

7: Maybe what I just said

It's my....

Pag 10

1: It's my heart's feelings!!

Thank you, Kinaka-kun!!

Pag 11

2: Kakaka looks like no one dashed ahead in the urban area section, this year

That's because I told them so strictly!!

Ahhh, it's started! We'll watch the race from the van! I'm so excited, Danchiku!!

3: Looking at the suffering first years, and I can say whataver I want, right!?

Wait... when you see them, about their running style, or their running form.... yeah

4: Hurry, suffer!!

Oi, Issa

5: Huh?

6: Right, that Kawada isn't here, what happened... he was so in high spirit and was getting ready for it, I thought he'd surely ride in the car!

Ahhh, Kawada, huh....

Pag 12

1: This first years' race will start soon!!

Oi, Imaizumi!!

2: Sorry but

I'll participate in the first years' race too!!

3: Hahaha Sugimoto told me!!

Last year he participated to become a regular!!

4: I prepared for it too!! Hahaha

Ah... stop, stop

5: Your legs are still nothing special, right?

Ah!?

If a third year lost, that would be very uncool, wouldn't it?

Huh!?

Can't you improve?

Ugh-

Pag 13

1: I told him so, and he said he'd stay in the clubroom

2: Hotshot, you're really harsh with Kawada....

Am I?

3: Fo-follow me, there are still chances

Follow what?

4: Alright, I see them

The first years' ranks!!

9: One.... two....

Three people?

They already passed the brideg sign and crossed the river, so

Pag 14

1: The ban on surpassing is lifted!!

They've entered the “country area section”!!

Pag 15

1: The race has already started!!

2: These three people were cut from the front?

They're already scattered!

As expected, the beginners can't follow the speed up, huh!

3: Three people.... among them.....

Pag 16

2: Rokudai-kun is not here....!!

Thank goodness, he's still ahead

3: Ngh!! What am I doing, supporting him individually!! As the captian, I should take care of everyone equally!!

Everyone, do your best!!

Yessir!

Run in a line, cooperate, preserve your strength and run!! By the way... are you suffering? Is it hard?

Yessir

Yeah, yeah, hahaha

Oi, Issa

4: Ahh, it's fun!! Looking at them from above!!

You forcibly pushed yourself here on the front

Looking at them from above.....

5: From now on, there are three cyclists with experience and three beginners left....

Pag 17

1: Six people!!

Pag 18

2: Omihata and Shimihiro!?

They were cut off earlier! Behind

Seriously?

3: Koshiba, are your legs still okay?

Yeah

4: Even though the three people ahead raised their pace

Somehow!!

5: I've played soccer until middle school, so I'm confident in my legs!!

Really!? You too!?

6: I came here to become a regular in Sohoku!!

Ku!! Should we go together until then!!

Pag 19

1: Let's stick together!!

2: These two....

There's no.... room for me, teh......

3: But I can't give up, teh

Uh....

Ugh....

6: One small animal is about to fall

Shall we accelerate a little?

Pag 20

1: I see one more person!!

2: He got torn off from the six people in the lead!!

Now there are five people in the lead!!

Who's the one who got torn off!!

3: That jersey is....

4: Rokudai-kun.....!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowapeda #yowamushi pedal manga #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal translations #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 697 #onoda be like: i love all rokudai and non rokudai the same way #oh wait im the captain i cant do this #asdfgfhgkhkhg i love him he saw roku-chan and he adopted him after five seconds #also roku-chan keeps being the most adorable baby #he didnt even think he could be the manager hes so dumb assdfgdfgfgjgh #hes so positive even that guy was shooket lmao #also imaizumi is the biggest b*tch ever with kawada #even kaburagi realized it and looked at him like that lmao #both he and imaizumi are b*tches but dont realize it #but still they both realize when the other is being a bitc #i love them and their dumb selves #anyway i loved this chapter so much im in love with roku-chan tbh #also his friends didnt participate in the end assdfgdfgfgjghj

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pseudospectre · 10 months

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Everyone look at my new kitty

#eight months after losing my beautiful baby creature Fiddlesticks #i have adopted a new house leopard #she is a seven year old bengal named siren #she doesn't seem to know her name though so i haven't decided if I'll change it or not #we're still settling in #and she's underweight and sick #but she's home and we'll get through it #additional life update: I'm two weeks late but I'm on art fight now xD #if i make a second attack before the end of the month I'll be shocked #wish me luck lmao

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flowerflamestars · 1 year

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Robin fic snippet

“Skin contact,” he said, reaching out. Elle passed him the baby, hands briefly overlapping on her little skull, “No one was holding her.” The difference came by degrees- tired wail fading into sad grizzling, rubbing her wet little face beneath Jason’s collarbone before rapidly seeming to collapse into exhaustion. Careful, Jason leaned against the edge of the desk he never actually used. After a beat, Elle followed, moving with assured quiet to pull herself up on top of the wide oak slab, high enough to lean her cheek on his shoulder. “Started screaming the second she was done eating,” Elle whispered. Sighed, turning her head to press a brief kiss to Jason’s skin. “God.” She reached out, hesitantly touching one little hand, bunched even in rest, “She’s so small.” For a while, they just watched the baby sleep. “Does she have name?” Elle smiled. “Elodie, I think. Feels like an Elodie.” Another Elle. Ellie. Jason barely wrestled silence into his laugh, rocking the baby as she stirred. “Sounds good.” He wanted to know what shade her eyes would be when they settled past baby blue. The color of her hair. The sound of her little laugh. A tiny, tiny magical person- Elle was right, of course. They’d never let her get hurt, ever again. “Philippe’ll be here in the morning,” Elle told him, quietly. Jason told himself not to be a fucking idiot. Not to be disappointed- He also knew perfectly well what he sounded like, when he whispered back, “We’re not keeping her?”

#Jason Todd: I am NOTHING LIKE BATMAN #Jason holding an orphan child for ten seconds: I am a Father Now #sometimes you just have to have a beautiful tank of a bloodsplattered man #rip off all his body armor to hold a baby #it is required!#actually I think Jason is the batkid most designed to have the Adoption Instinct #Dick is too easy of a choice!#siblings? yes now that he's gotten used to the idea #but children?? my darlings that man is never retiring much less having a life-work balance #Elle just trying to do her job #and being forcibly confronted with this Sheer Sexiness: this is FINE #YEP UH FINE #the conga line in her head: SOULMARK AUTOPSY SCAR MUSCLES SWEAT JASON-#teeny tiny witch baby #Jason meanwhile fantasizing about middle names and first steps #a kid! named after the love of his life! yes of course!#Migration Patterns of Turdidae #he's just an edgelord disaster with extremely normie desires

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capfalcon · 28 days

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i literally cannot get over how gay in love nasty fucking whatever goes on in private between you two is like so intense and yet i want no part of it in love john reese and harold finch are like straight off the bat

#like.........#this is not about gay men couples. this is about THEM #nasty lil freaks i KNOW IT #i KNOW IT #john is literally and i mean literally (canonically) harold's kept man?????#harold dresses him (HAND TAILORED ON HIS KNEES IN THE SHOW)#wait #rinch #john reese/harold finch #poi #person of interest #anyway. hand tailored clothes on his knees (he's like ridiculously rich) ON HIS KNEES #anyway. he keeps john in nice suits. they eat out at nice places. they own a dog together. a dog that john STOLE while on his frantic quest #to find harold and he gave the dog to harold as a means to protect him when john isn't around #?????? THIS IS THE LIKE FIRST SEASON BTW.#second technically but like early #oh and lets talk aboutt he apartment.#the apartment that harold gets for john. on his birthday. gives him a key. an apartment that overlooks john's favorite park where he likes #to play chess #EXCUSE ME??????#gay love #gay love babyyyyyy #OH NOT TO MENTION THE GODDAMN BABY THEY ADOPT BASICALLY #THE BABY THAT JOHN LITERALLY CALLS 'OUR BABY'

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bobbinalong · 1 year

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i do wonder how things would've gone on if steph had kept her baby. especially in her relationship with tim, but also just in general. like, he hasn't revealed himself to her so far and i don't know when he will, so i'm just imagining alvin draper babysitting so steph can have a night off. the baby rips of like half of his fake beard in minutes. mrs brown pretends not to be suspicious when she gets home from work.

#dc #stephanie brown #tim drake #like she did consider keeping the baby for a second there and i guess ultimately im glad dixon had her give up the kid for adoption #since the whole story line literally just existed as a weird anti choice psa on his part #but still

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captain-lonagan · 11 months

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MCD Rewatch S1 Ep29: Sasha of Meteli

Do you need to watch this? 8%

Is it fun to watch? 8%

Plot Summary: Aphmau returns to Meteli, learns some more about Sasha’s history there, then fuckin dips. She just leaves. Goes “I don’t know magic, have fun with being a chicken I guess” and hits the bricks. Okay.

Personal Notes:

nearly looks enderman in the eye

LAURANCE

SMOOTH

Aphmau and Laurance aren’t going to tell Hayden and Kenmur about Cadenza being a chicken because then CS would absolutely get killed

Laurance and CS are old friends, I want to know that story

at 3:26: “Even though I tend to be a little bit...forward sometimes. I truly care about what I do and those I protect. Even if they’ve gone off and made a small chicken village of their own.”

guard calls Aphmau out for stealing Hayden’s sword GOOD

sword returned GOOD

SASHA AND KENMUR WERE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED??

Kenmur’s childhood town and family burned to the ground, rip. came to Meteli with a guard and has been there ever since

Sasha and Kenmur were in love, and Sasha had a noble heart. Then Sasha went to the nether to rescue the Lord and never returned.

“brief” (too long) return to CS house for inventory clearing and picking up some stuff left behind on accident last episode. CS not around, left a note saying he’s “out on business” thank god

the chickens talk btw. forgot to mention that

Aphmau simply leaving the town since she doesn’t know shit about magic to help Cadenza

going back to help cat lady

Aphmau REFUSING to connect the dots on the nether King corrupting guards, Sasha being a noble guard, Sasha going to the nether and disappearing, and Sasha being a liar who GIVES HER POISON. its frustrating. you cannot play a character this dumb. you’d need -2 intelligence, -2 wisdom, -2 charisma, hell i’d say -2 on ALL stats because to not make the connections happening here you must not have enough dexterity, strength, or constitution to support your brain

Aphmau gifted 4 more dogs by the plot

these animals will be neglected

#smth smth aphmau sees villagers animals and even her own baby as accessories and not as living beings with needs #just put it in your basement and coo over it for a second at the beginning of the episode #then move on #laugh off the man who died at your port #ignore the widow's grief #like i'll be real aphmau is awful #this character is Fascinating but she's also an awful person #and i don't get where people are coming from saying she was kind from the start #because this is not kindness #she has her whims and she acts on them #sometimes they benefit others but often they don't #she took a fox from the woods and trapped it in her basement #she kept her adopted son in a sideroom of that basement with no windows #she brings in new villagers so the town looks bustling but doesn't build them houses #DO YOU GET ME DOES ANYONE HEAR ME #AGH #TheGreatMCDRewatch #mcdS1E29 #minecraft diaries

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