#secret the bear

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[proudheartkat]

#care bears #kidcore #good luck bear #funshine bear #secret bear #daydream bear #stickers

[introspectivememories]

street interviewer: what's your type?

tim who's just trying to get to work: i have a boyfriend

street interviewer: so what's your type then?

tim: my boyfriend

street interviewer: and what does he look like?

tim who will absolutely gatekeep bernard from the general public: he looks like my boyfriend

street interviewer: so what would you rate me out of 10?

tim: um i can't do that

street interviewer: can't rate me at all?

tim: i can't rate you at all

street interviewer finally realizing that this is going absolutely nowhere: what would you rate your boyfriend out of 10?

tim smiling stupidly: he broke my scale cause he's so beautiful

#this is 100% the way he comes out to gotham btw #also you cannot tell me that gotham doesn't have a bunch of annoying people doing street interviews #cant even walk down the beach without sm1 being like 'for $20 can you tell me your worst secret?' #also that video definitely makes it back to his siblings who mock him endlessly on twt #one of them ends up tagging bear and tim shows up to patrol the next day covered in hickies #this is also sooo jonjay coded btw #jon would 100% do this just in the middle of an interview #some reporter is asking questions and jon keeps going off on tangents about jay #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern #dc

[dracononite]

oh to be a bear in a cozy sweater eating a cinnamon roll

secret santa gift for @cinnadyke 🐻🧡

#my art #furry #anthro #autumn #dessert #pastry #cinnamon roll #bear #secret santa

[hellishgayliath]

My secret santa piece for @strangermask of our beloved brains and brawn duo hanging out uwu (the bear was a gift from mikey :3)

#Rottmnt #rottmnt Donatello #rottmnt raph #brains and brawn #my art #secret santa #i had such a nice time making this i love these two QwQ #very underrated pair #i'd think raph would name the bear Chestnut #tis cute

[bibibuck]

“okay he’s told me everything” confirmation that maddie and chimney are the kind of couple that say the whole “oh yeah I’m not gonna say anything to anyone!” when someone tells them a secret but immediately text the other saying “omg babe I have so much to tell you when I get home tonight”

#I know this was not a secret but bear with me #they’re so cute I love them #911 #911 spoilers

[kirain]

#spirit stallion of the cimarron #the lion king #simba #balto #fox and the hound #tod #copper #bambi #brother bear #kenai #koda #disney #dreamworks #universal pictures #animals #lady and the tramp #oliver and company #secret of nimh #jungle book #baloo #don bluth

[girltimeswithscar]

gem and lizzie proposed pumpkin duo to hide the fact that their duo name could be glizzie

#dove bear pig #secret life

[asterwild]

bear lino print 🐻 the full version was a patron reward; the partial version is in my shop

#id in alt #i send art to patrons 3 times a year in april+august+december #you need to have been a patron for 3 consecutive months (including the gift month) so if you want december's join now :) #extras will be in the patron secret shop soon #bears #animals #animal art #linocut #block printing #printmaking #nature #fat bear week

[just-your-local-cryptid]

Me after listening to episode 7 of the Magnus protocol

#shitpost #tmagp #tmagp vague #YOU CANT JSUT MENTION HILLTOP ROAD #AND THE DISTORTION POTTERY #AND THE BLOODY BEAR SKIN #NOT TO MENTION CELIA ASKING ABOUT SPECIFIC FEARS AND RECOGNISING JONS VOICE #ALSO WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH COLLIN #Qwen blackmailing her way into the secrets #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tma #smirks 14 #tmagp colin #tmagp celia #tmagp sam #tmagp spoilers #tmagp gwen

[xblackreader]

She is art.

#ayo edebiri #you can’t tell me this isnt a sketch that Carmy keeps secret #sag awards #sag aftra #sydney adamu #sydcarmy #carmy x sydney #syd x carmy #the bear #the bear tv

[daguerreotyping]

Cabinet card of a well-groomed young man and his equally dapper dog, c. 1890s

#he looks so sweet and wholesome that I immediately suspect him of having a cursed secret portrait in the attic that bears all his sins #19th century #1800s #1890s #1890s fashion #19th century fashion #historical fashion #fashion history #men's fashion #menswear #19th century photography #cabinet card #19th century men #vintage men

[catfoxposts-blog]

I updated that Cartoon Network Generations chart with more shows 

#cartoon network #cartoon cartoons #powerpuff girls #the fungies #we baby bears #generator rex #the secret saturdays #Adventure Time #elliott from earth #ben 10 #invincible fight girl #craig of the creek #steven universe #mixels #ed edd n eddy #johnny bravo #summer camp island #infinity train #camp lazlo

[canisalbus]

About the accents: if someone has a very "proper" Italian they are either foreigners or politicians/dignitaries/etc. So that fits perfectly for Machete, but I think it would be so funny if he sometimes slipped up and used a Nepalese word bc he forgot one in "proper" Italian lol

(Funny to me cause Naples has its own language in addition to accent, and most people don't actually know those words)

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#ah that's good to hear! #glad it fits him #there's no way he gets it perfect every time #especially in the absence of widely used standardized Italian in the original canon era #there's bound to be a mix up every now and then #I don't know how likely it would be that he absorbed much Venetian at the time he lived there #I remember reading that lectures in medieval and early premodern universities were held in Latin but I could be wrong #even though his original native language is Sicilian I think he has probably lost a lot if not most of it due to lack of use #but it would be kind of funny if the Neapolitan and/or Sicilian influences resurfaced occasionally in private casual conversations #and Vasco who to my knowledge has never been to the south would be left guessing what he was even trying to say #I'm taking the easy way out and lowering their language barriers a bit out of convenience bear with me #I'm not competent enough to deal with all the different languages and dialects and the communication issues that would come with them #answered #anonymous #sorry to point out an obvious typo but I think you must've gotten Neapolitan/Napolese autocorrected to Nepalese by accident or something #unless Machete has secret ties to Nepali that I'm not aware of #which would be quite a twist

[hhhhunty]

Chat is this real

#i am being so serious i got emotional about that last one #i can't bear to think about luffy alone #this stuff destroys me #monkey d luffy #one piece #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #usopp one piece #portgas d ace #tony tony chopper #nami one piece #brook one piece #baron omatsuri and the secret island #baron omatsuri #one piece movie 6 #lily carnation

[esprei]

(wip) new emmet design...? 👀

#my art #i know this looks maybe a bit different than my usual but just bear with me #also yes i gave him eyebrows as a treat #sorry i was just too eager to share this #a new emmet that i adore #still gonna keep the au idea a secret hehe #because i... still gotta do proper outfit #and that... might end up being TOTALLY different so #who knows this might drastically change too #his hair is my favorite thing to draw