#security lighting around

[derpiedoxie]

“Can’t live without a heart”

Fanart for @naffeclipse’s amazing Fic “Cryptid Sightings”! Please for the love of god give it a read if you like spooky stuff mixed in with some adorable fluff and angst, it is sooooo goooooooood

Y/N’s look here is inspired by this post from @o-cinnamonstickz!

#GOOOOOOD THIS DRAWING WAS SO MUCH FUN TO DO AAA #Messing around with the lighting and the position of the hands and limbs was a lot of work but was so worth it #I’d even dare say this is my magnum opus #derpiedoxie #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf sun #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's security breach #digital art #cryptid sightings #cryptid sightings fanart #digital fanart #sun fnaf #dca sun #dca fandom #sundrop #cryptid!sun

[markantonys]

it continues to baffle me how many readers advocate for the show entirely cutting the andoran succession arc, aka elayne's ONE big Main Character storyline that she leads herself (vs. being a sidekick in nynaeve's storylines). what would you do if i started advocating for cutting mat forming the band of the red hand? you wouldn't be so happy about that, would you? well, that's the equivalent of what you're suggesting for elayne, just gutting her entire arc and reducing her to a secondary character.

some readers really need to learn that "i don't like this storyline" doesn't automatically equal "this storyline is just unimportant filler that can and should be cut from the show" (and that "i like this storyline" doesn't automatically equal "this storyline is crucial to the series as a whole and the show will be unwatchable if it's cut")

#and somehow no one ever suggests cutting the mat/tuon circus roadtrip even tho that's what caused the entire slog slowdown #the only reason things like the succession & faile kidnapping took so long is bc rj was stalling them to let mat's storyline catch up #but according to some readers a major political throne-contest storyline that results in the largest nation in the westlands #securely joining Team Light is pointless and totally cuttable #whereas mat dicking around in a circus trying to fuck the worst person alive is absolutely integral to the series #and they also say the kidnapping storyline should be cut. okay but then tf is perrin gonna be doing for a whole season? #he already has so much less to do than all the other mains #the solution is improving his existing storyline not getting rid of it & leaving him with even less content #wot #wot book spoilers

[phoenixcatch7]

We should totally have more jl fics where someone is acting ooc and immediately everyone is trying to determine whether they're an imposter or brainwashed or possessed without making it obvious.

Like, a running joke on the tower. Batman makes a sarcastic joke and flash immediately asks him to blink twice if he's under mind control.

Someone starting a sentence with 'Not to be possessed but -'

People calling off sick by saying 'if I come in today that's not me and you should arrest them' and then dragging themselves in to pick up something they accidentally left and everyone takes the mick by saying stuff like 'this isn't you! I believe in you, you can fight this!' when they're grabbing a hoodie from a chair like har har.

Superhero community slang just in general slipping into their civilian lives. Clark says 'before I start I assure you I have not had my will superseded by mister mind' as an ice breaker at a presentation and gets weird and worried looks all night.

It actually ends up helping on several occasions because it's so very very hard to infiltrate an extremely high risk team and then respond in kind without missing a beat when people casually accuse you of being an imposter because you didn't hold your pen the way you normally do. It'd wreck any controlling consciousness' self esteem XD. They've made several shapeshifters cry.

Also the exasperated sighs when you make a suggestion you normally wouldn't and everyone starts squinting at you looking for anything out of the ordinary.

#Ironically it helps security #Even jokingly assuming everyone around you is an imposter does wonders to stop people leaving passwords on sticky notes #Really given the amount of times people have canonically been possesed/mind controlled/replaced it is an actual issue #They just make light of it because that kind of paranoia isn't a healthy way to live and also it's happened so many times it's lost its bit #Gl comes in like 'wonder woman has been dosed into a berserker rage again lol' and everyone rolls their eyes and #Starts to dig up their emergency ropes and nets because like it's the third time this month come on #Jl character centric fics have a lot of people acting out of character and there's a lot less suspicion of mind control or w/ever than #There should be lmao #Given how often it happens #batman #jla #justice league #superman #dc #dc comics #captain marvel #dc flash #wonder woman #green lantern #bruce wayne #clark kent #One time Martian man hunter does a prank where he pretends to be someone else on the watchtower when they're not in the room #By evening everyone's been sighted in at least two locations at the same time and the jl is whipping themselves into a frenzy before he #Reveals himself and gets food thrown at him in revenge XD

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

Eclipse: Do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking?

Earth: I believe it's called sensory overload. It's very common in people with anxiety. It can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or even dehydration

Eclipse: Oh, thanks. I thought I was just being a bitch

#why is eclipse a bitch? #he actually is very sensitive around bright lights and loud noises #which can be a real problem when you live in a daycare #you either die hating eclipse #or live long enough to start projecting onto him #sun and moon show #sun and moon show incorrect quotes #the security breach show #the security breach show incorrect quotes #sun and moon show eclipse #sun and moon show earth

[damaskino-26320]

North Pole AU.

#Shitty edits but I did enjoy making them so whatevs #Perfect AU idc #Petty bureaucracy in Santa’s workshop #Dedra steals Blevin’s candy canes #He fills her stocking with thermite and lights it on fire #I imagine Syril to be like Hermey the Elf from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer In This Scenario #He does some freelancing dental work while helping around the shop when he can #Especially when Dedra’s around #Andor #ISB #Imperial Security Bureau #Dedra Meero #Blevin #Major Partagaz #Wullf Yularen #Star Wars #SW #Andor Memes #ISBposting

[im-diseased-but-cool]

Gimme be honest fellas I can't stop thinking about the parallel of Lucifer loving God so much and God cast him away and fuccijf Sam and Dean like it drives me crazy. I hate these bitches so much they've ruined my life I have never thought about Cain and Abel but guess what folks! I AM THINKING ABOUT THOSE BROTHERS BEVAUSE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TWINK ASS FAGS!!!!! Sam and Dean die maybe but don't god im in shambles

#diseasy speaky #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #because why do they consume all of my brain #i need to eat food i feel light headed but also i meed to scream in both of their faces bevause why on god green earth are they like that #too many parallels I'm constantly seeing equal signs #double limed bitchen #fucking #... #sam and dean #dean and sam #i dont care they both need to become omnipotent beings and them explode #seriously the parallels #god amd lucifer #cain and abel #whats next??? jesus and judas fucking probably with these sick sons of bitches #im losing my mind chat #chat help me i am losing it all to these atupid wincest fucks #i feel crazy i need to be locked up in a 20 level security prison with norhing bit lile one toilet amd a pillow padded cell spoon fed theoug #a fuckinf tube and j get one visitor oh my god who is it whos visiting me. boom ita dean winchester and he tortures me by talking about his #baby brother and his puppy dog eyes thay you cant say no to but while hes speaking im thrashing around and foaming at the mouth because lem #lemme out of here please free me tlfrom this hell i just want to leave

[kikidewynter]

dex’s motivations

we don’t know much about dex (so most of this is headcanon and speculation) but i think the context is absolutely the clue. he grew up, we have to assume, in the row, therefore he’s either poor or working class. he’s the most ambitious saint and clearly works hard to make his way up to the top. this drive that isn’t really found in the other characters leads me to believe that he either is or feels the pressure to be his family’s breadwinner (admittedly more of a biased, optimistic reading than him simply looking out only for himself, but it’s important to remember he does canonically have a sister—at least one person he possibly has to provide for). he’s ambitious AND smart, so why doesn’t he just get a job? well, he seems to be around college age, which if true means that he’s obviously not still in education. the main reason this could be the case is money. college is expensive, and, if we go with the breadwinner theory, time-wasting—a further strain on his family’s needs. without college education, how hard do you think it would be for a young Black man from an impoverished district (which would undoubtedly carry a city-wide reputation) to land a well-paying job befitting his intelligence? but, here’s something seemingly unrelated but absolutely vital in the context, this is the city of ben king and the vice kings. they’ve been around since the 70s, so without a doubt they must’ve had an influence on dex growing up. here’s another Black man who shares dex’s origins—from a poor, neglected district, a gang member who worked his way up as far as he could get. he started a legitimate business, has powerful connections, and is himself one of the most powerful people in the city, and certainly wealthy. it’s the kind of story dex could look at and imagine for himself—finally something plausible, something he’s capable of and has the means to achieve himself. it’s almost a cruel twist of fate that ben ended up with warren and not dex as his lieutenant.

dex in sr2

i’ve gone back and forth on this before but i think it’s absolutely possible for dex to succumb to paranoia, and have that affect his behaviour and relationships.

he was in a street gang. they killed people, powerful people, and he personally got them involved with the colombians. he could implicate a lot of people. he was canonised. blood in, blood out. you don’t just leave. this alone is enough to have anyone looking over their shoulder for the rest of their life.

johnny holds a grudge against him for leaving. johnny tried to kill troy. he went after a cop! what’s to stop him or any other saint from coming after dex?

he’s ultor’s chief of security, meaning he has constant exposure to threat, surveillance, armed guards, etc. and he has all of these things in his control, to be orchestrated as he sees fit. how long do you think it would take for someone in his position to grow paranoid, maybe trigger-happy? after all, it’s his job to instinctively snuff out threats before they can materialise.

he’s smart. he’s a tactical thinker. he’s going to have a plan for every outcome. but the saints are unpredictable. he’s had years to sit and stew in his thoughts and wonder how long it’s going to be before someone comes for him, and it’s possible he would overestimate johnny or the boss because they’re both capable of great carnage—it’s possible that no matter how he prepares himself, he believes they’re going to get him anyway.

#dex jackson #i firmly believe he lives in a gated community and has walls around his house and an intercom and security cameras #and motion sensitive lights and dogs and chains on his door #and he STILL sleeps with a gun on his nightstand

[carcarrot]

hollywood bowl btw. if you even care

my most expensive event ever??? no one ended up buying my extra tickets. and i flew here and got a hotel room and the shoes and etc but concerts are forever!!!!! especially this one

friend and i worked HARD to nail our ron and russ looks. so many people complimented us and took our picture

got TWO official sparks shirts and the socks. they didnt have the pins :(

also got a hollywood bowl christmas tree ornament :)

tmbg show was SUPER FUN. but also very loud and a little harsh sound wise. they thanked sparks twice for having them open for them

sparks don't address tmbg at all when they come out lmao

the energy for the sparks show was insane from the start they were really giving it all

really hoping theres video of this little hip sway move russell did near the end of so may we start. really enjoyed it

he did a similar move during the groovy instrumental part of when im with you think. he was selling it

unlike ny this time i managed to remember to watch for russells shirt unbuttoning during shopping mall of love. all thoughts are redacted

the concert goes by so fast!!!! but what a time

stood up for music that you can dance to and just kept standing/bouncing for the rest of the show

no escalator :((((((

russell's weirdly long intro to we go dancing. thanks for the intricate context abt north korea

russell saying 'that looks beautiful!' in between lyrics of all that when everyone held up their phones w the flashlight on

edgar taking the band photo :)))))

weird al was also allegedly there (did not see him) and christi haydon was there (i was too shy to talk to her but she looked so fab)

just a general incredible energy of the show you could tell they made the hollywood bowl show so special

got a weird bootleg sparks shirt after the concert from a weird guy

#I LOVED THE SHOWWW #being further back as in not front row meant i could really take in the spectacular light show it was amazing #ok now im sorry but . time to be me abt this #idk what it was if it was the bit of rosé i had or what but there were really some moments where i was like 😵‍💫🥴😳🫠. you know #there were a few times i think russ made eye contact w me i think. considering i was pretty noticeable in the suit #BUT. in the continuing saga of this. #had my letter in a rose bouquet and i was prepared to give it #made my around to where the garden boxes were separated from the poor circle #but the security people were just like no. you cant! #so i was like. now what . my friend offered to throw the bouquet and maybe we should have done that but i dont think we were close enough #so we walked around the bowl but god bless i had zero idea where backstage would have been #not as easy as beacon theatre stage doors #so we returned to our hotel but not before buying a couple bootleg sparks shirts ill take a pic and post it #either life is trying to tell me something or i should go for third times the charm and use the fan club address #we will see. but overall great show and such a fun time #ron was also havin fun during shopping mall of love #and did a great full grinning ron shuffle #whew ok. if i think of more ill talk abt it plus ill post some of me videos n photos #i was also going all out singing as youd expect. it was great #spars #EDITING MY TAGS I FORGOT TO MENTION TUMMY. WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monty-glasses-roxy]

(if someone manages to find and revive bonnie in ruin) the first thing bonnie would ask is "w-where's freddy..?", he and freddy were best friends before he got killed by hacked monty, monty meanwhile would be suffering from terrible guilt over seeing the claw marks on bonnie

Hifdhfdgdfg *insert obligatory 'historians would call them close friends :)' joke here*

Anyway. I am one of the people that think the evidence for Monty killing Bonnie doesn't make any sense. I don't think he did that at all.

I think the likely condidates are the Prototype Freddy, Glitchtrapped/Mimicked Freddy himself, or Security Node Roxy. I have some stuff planned for that last one in case you were curious.

The MAIN thing to think about in a Ruin scenario where they bring back Bonnie, that I plan to explore in the future should things go as planned, is the betrayal. Close friends? Boyfriends? Whatever. How the fuck is he supposed to react to his friends that are three times as destroyed as he is, telling him what Freddy has done? What he abandoned them for? What has happened since he left and what his headless, prototype replacement is continuing to do? It's a lot to digest that's for fucking sure, and that's without the full events of Security Breach, whatever destroyed the Plex and then the events of Ruin, plus my Ruin AU of what happened after Ruin. Buddy, he is not okay.

I also find it kind of ironic how the one guy that hasn't been around the large majority of major incidents is the least physically damaged out of everyone. Unless DJ is mostly unscathed, Bonnie still somehow holds that title

#fnaf security breach #ruin dlc spoilers #yeah there. isn't actually any kind of decent evidence for monty killing bonnie i don't think? #what we actually know about monty contradicts what crumbs of evidence I've seen scattered around #if you wanna say he did it then go ahead #you do you! it's your version in your own head and this is my version in mine! #we are coexisting in 'fun idea land' #anyway some fucker turned the lights off inside the house (it was my dad) and has plunged me into darkness #AGAIN #so I'm gonna go. turn those back on #and maybe get another blanket... cause it's wimdy out here and the sun has set so... cold :( #pop rox answers

[puffpuffpomf]

I forgot if I posted these but back in July I took a trip and they were my travel buddies and they very much enjoyed their flight and being in the sky like the real sun and moon ☀️🌙

#fnaf security breach #fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #the lighting was so pretty #they jingle jangled around the whole airport

[fomtbasil]

referring to the previous post: not to make everything about byacb (by @atragicsquirrel) but the implications that it's moon's job to bring malfunctioning animatronics to parts and service makes clove's relationship with him THAT MUCH FUNNIER

he proudly brings them broken wet floor signs like a cat presenting their owner with a dead bird anujinfie

#pretends to struggle to carry the glamrocks and gets 'crushed' underneath them #sneaks up and taps them on the shoulder with a disembodied hand #when moon stops showing up to p&s he makes an effort to deliver them as quietly as possible but still clowns on them #draws on their faces with crayon #freddy with a crayon-scribbled mustache #he poses the staffbots to be leaning casually against the wall so clove is jumpscared when they eventually turn around #ding dong ditches them so when they open the door there's just. a broken security bot shining it's light directly in their eyes #he puts bonnie in the family guy death pose #but after their fight in chapter 6? nah fuck you clove you get nothing. he just silently drops them off #byacb #fnaf #speak boy!

[bo0zey]

i’m a plague to everyone’s life i ever come in contact with

#selfish stupid girl selfish stupid girl #ruin every friendship you have nobody loves you or cares anymore they never really did why would they #everyone knew all along u were never something worth caring for. #i’m a plague i need to be eradicated everything about me is poisonous and venomous #all i do is hurt people even if i never intended to i still always do it to everyone im so tired of being me #’m so tired of being an awful person. i say i want to love and care about people but i can’t do it right #i say i love everyone in my life more than they love me but maybe it’s not true because you don’t hurt the people you love #i wish it was 5 years later and i could die already im so sick of myself i’m a plague to my own life #ngl almost passing out at riot fest kinda opened my eyes more to death #after the bouts of nausea and dyspnea and everything suddenly got soft and fuzzy and far away #all i could feel was empty space around me buzzing softly my body felt so light #i closed my eyes and saw purple and blue stage lights flashing and blurring above me. i felt like i was high the world was so far away #it was just me and i couldn’t support this airy weak body i felt like licorice i wobbled i think #it felt like hours time was so still and then the colors disappeared and all i saw was fuzzy black faded television screen #then i opened my eyes and saw security directly in front of me reaching towards me and then blinked and it was black again #opened my eyes and realized i was being pulled over the barrier #i was still in a hazy state but it slowly lifted enough for me to feel shame again and be able to walk myself to the medical tent #i wish security hadn’t pulled me out. i wish i could’ve died then . those seconds that felt like hours thst felt like i was dying. #there was no pain or nausea anymore. no gasping for air. i felt like an angel #i’m so sleepy i’m going to sleep now i guess #can barely keep my eyes open it feels so good to check out of existence #ramblings

[insanityislife101]

Sittin here, eating mint chip ice cream with my cat, and watchin fockin Miraculous Ladybug

#insanityshush #miraculous ladybug #cat #he sittin here with me #he listens to my criticisms #like why the FUCK do you use your cataclysm when you can just TURN IF THE FUCING LIGHTSSS #JUST PUNCH #YOU HAVR SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH WHY DO YOU NEED THE DECAY POWERS TO TURN OFF THE DAMN LIGHTS #also none of the places they transform are private #like #did they just forget about cameras #and windows??????? #and people around you??? #imagine being a security guard in that school #and going through the cameras and seeing that every single day #at that point I’m pretty sure you’d just give up

[starswallowingsea]

thinking about angel/demon madashu now

#🙈🙈🙈🙈 #uhm angel mama demon shu where the shinkai cult is heaven and mama is trying to propagate that to the human worshippers #runs into shu who is kinda vibing on earth bc he hates hell for being stuffy and not great for his creative freedom #i've seen a few interpretations of shu if he wasnt an idol and im partial to museum director #and he has some. questionable artifacts on display that mama is sent to investigate #and shu thinks its suspicious and they dance around the fact that neither of them are human #like theres hints of it sometimes shu's demonic features creep out when he's annoyed w madara's questioning #and madara has a bad habit of leaving feathers behind #its like a back and forth and eventually shu catches madara sneaking in after hours bc shu doesnt need sleep #and accidentally reveals his true nature when he pins mama against the wall like his horns come out his wings are out he grows claws #and as a defense mechanism madara employs his angel powers and those activate in a flash of light and shu's like oh fuck #i'm going to have to erase the security team's memories of this and edit the-- wait what the fuck are you an angel? #and madara's like you're a demon????? and its like. the spiderman pointing meme #uhm. yeah yeah so. yeah yep. #dont have anything past that yet but i just made this all up on the spot so #shay speaks

[mcmansionhell]

we've found it folks: mcmansion heaven

Hello everyone. It is my pleasure to bring you the greatest house I have ever seen. The house of a true visionary. A real ad-hocist. A genuine pioneer of fenestration. This house is in Alabama. It was built in 1980 and costs around $5 million. It is worth every penny. Perhaps more.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Come on, Kate, that's a little kooky, but certainly it's not McMansion Heaven. This is very much a house in the earthly realm. Purgatory. McMansion Purgatory." Well, let me now play Beatrice to your Dante, young Pilgrim. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

It is rare to find a house that has everything. A house that wills itself into Postmodernism yet remains unable to let go of the kookiest moments of the prior zeitgeist, the Bruce Goffs and Earthships, the commune houses built from car windshields, the seventies moments of psychedelic hippie fracture. It is everything. It has everything. It is theme park, it is High Tech. It is Renaissance (in the San Antonio Riverwalk sense of the word.) It is medieval. It is maybe the greatest pastiche to sucker itself to the side of a mountain, perilously overlooking a large body of water. Look at it. Just look.

The inside is white. This makes it dreamlike, almost benevolent. It is bright because this is McMansion Heaven and Gray is for McMansion Hell. There is an overbearing sheen of 80s optimism. In this house, the credit default swap has not yet been invented, but could be.

It takes a lot for me to drop the cocaine word because I think it's a cheap joke. But there's something about this example that makes it plausible, not in a derogatory way, but in a liberatory one, a sensuous one. Someone created this house to have a particular experience, a particular feeling. It possesses an element of true fantasy, the thematic. Its rooms are not meant to be one cohesive composition, but rather a series of scenes, of vastly different spatial moments, compressed, expanded, bright, close.

And then there's this kitchen for some reason. Or so you think. Everything the interior design tries to hide, namely how unceasingly peculiar the house is, it is not entirely able to because the choices made here remain decadent, indulgent, albeit in a more familiar way.

Rare is it to discover an interior wherein one truly must wear sunglasses. The environment created in service to transparency has to somewhat prevent the elements from penetrating too deep while retaining their desirable qualities. I don't think an architect designed this house. An architect would have had access to specifically engineered products for this purpose. Whoever built this house had certain access to architectural catalogues but not those used in the highest end or most structurally complex projects. The customization here lies in the assemblage of materials and in doing so stretches them to the height of their imaginative capacity. To borrow from Charles Jencks, ad-hoc is a perfect description. It is an architecture of availability and of adventure.

A small interlude. We are outside. There is no rear exterior view of this house because it would be impossible to get one from the scrawny lawn that lies at its depths. This space is intended to serve the same purpose, which is to look upon the house itself as much as gaze from the house to the world beyond.

Living in a city, I often think about exhibitionism. Living in a city is inherently exhibitionist. A house is a permeable visible surface; it is entirely possible that someone will catch a glimpse of me they're not supposed to when I rush to the living room in only a t-shirt to turn out the light before bed. But this is a space that is only exhibitionist in the sense that it is an architecture of exposure, and yet this exposure would not be possible without the protection of the site, of the distance from every other pair of eyes. In this respect, a double freedom is secured. The window intimates the potential of seeing. But no one sees.

At the heart of this house lies a strange mix of concepts. Postmodern classicist columns of the Disney World set. The unpolished edge of the vernacular. There is also an organicist bent to the whole thing, something more Goff than Gaudí, and here we see some of the house's most organic forms, the monolith- or shell-like vanity mixed with the luminous artifice of mirrors and white. A backlit cave, primitive and performative at the same time, which is, in essence, the dialectic of the luxury bathroom.

And yet our McMansion Heaven is still a McMansion. It is still an accumulation of deliberate signifiers of wealth, very much a construction with the secondary purpose of invoking envy, a palatial residence designed without much cohesion. The presence of golf, of wood, of masculine and patriarchal symbolism with an undercurrent of luxury drives that point home. The McMansion can aspire to an art form, but there are still many levels to ascend before one gets to where God's sitting.

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#architecture #design #mcmansion #mcmansions #ugly houses #interior design #bad architecture

[jaennie]

wheezing

#my life is like a comedy sometimes when i am with that one girl #we were supposed to go and see my favourite movie and i left 3 minutes in because i got so wine drunk i p*ked #i also couldn't open the security border so i just climbed through it #i spent the whole film in the toilet dying (i am not a light drinker #im usually fine after a bottle of gin or any heavy spirit but wine?? wtf was that XDDD #my bestie was also drunk but able to take care of me although we both looked very much busted #i think i got karma because i was always giggling when she randomly blacked out and i took good care of her.. the tables have turned #it truly felt like everyone is an npc around us it #*its so hilarious