Oh so when a Fromsoft boss moves with that signature tired, slow heaviness that denotes a once proud being decaying from within and groaning under the weight of its own hubris and a life that has lasted far too long it's epic and cinematic but when I do it it's depressing.
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Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained
Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.
Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.
Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.
Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.
Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.
Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.
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just Two one-armed, prosthetic-using, rot-affiliated, katana-wielding, fiercely loyal warriors
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Noshir Dalal, aka actor of lovable beefy boys who do the “:|” face ❤️
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ive never hugged a wall harder in my life
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Sekiro scenery [6/?]
馨し水蓮 / Lotus of the Palace
A white lotus flower found blooming in the depths of the Sunken Valley, where the Fountainhead Waters pool deeply. The flower's aroma attracts female apes. Thus the Guardian Ape carefully tended to it, so as to offer it to his bride. One of the incense ingredient sought by the Divine Heir for Immortal Severance.
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Aight, askin the real questions now
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