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This just happened, I was just at maccas (MacDonalds) and I was waiting for my order not really paying attention. They called my number I went up and I got my food. The problem is that I never order what I grabbed. IT’S SOMEONE ELSE’S FOOD! I GRABBED THE WRONG FOOD! Now, by the time I realise I was out of the door, so instead of going in. I’ve ran so fast from the maccas and I’m never going back.

Why does the universe do this to me

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Me in 3rd grade on picto chat looking at everyone send their fully colored in screens or gossiping about recess drama while I’m having a mental crisis in the front seat of the bus 😀

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Me: I’m very mature for my age 😡😤😠😡😤

Also me: *can’t turn homework in on time* *tries to be on time to events and gatherings, but always ends up late* *owns more than 10 stuffed animals* *has a hard time talking about their feelings* *has absolutely no filter between their brain and mouth*

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