Nurse: "and what form of birth control will you be using?"
Me: "my personality 馃憠馃憠"
Nurse: "aw 馃ズ"
Me:
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"there's plenty of fish in the sea" well have you considered that I am a toxic oil spill that kills everything that comes near me
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My mom is yelling at me for making self deprecating jokes all the time. All I did was take a jab at my musical skills. I'm so sick of her getting pissed with me for being funny, truthful and correct. Everyday it's the same thing over and over again, "Vee! Stop." "Vee it's not funny cut it out!" I'm just being funny, like geebus christ, woman, chill.
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I can't have PTSD if I never get it diagnosed.
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hugh grant is like 'i can't be bothered. oh my, how am i still an actor. i'm bloody awful i don't even know why people keep casting me... because i'm amazing that's why. so humble and talented. i wish i could just produce radio shows. golly....' what is he on about
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update on the fic:
the time for me is half past eleven, and i have finished the fic with a final word count of 22,310 words.
however, it's very late and i need a fresh set of eyes for editing (it's not a quick grammer scan, this thing needs revisions i'm so serious lmao). so i'm going to keep it in the drafts for right now and try to post it tomorrow.
sorry to anyone who wanted to read it, & i'm happy you do, but trust me--i want to post it when it's at what i consider a good quality for my readers. gn you guys <3
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Haha summer events are cute and funny except what if I peppered in the concept of letting go of grief and pain and only two of the four main characters get closure?
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I have legitimately been trying to stop the self deprecating humor and self-comments and instead try to be more understanding and kinder to myself, though it is still a process and I mostly end up needing to correct myself.
Immediate thought : i'm an idiot
Correcting myself : no, i'm not an idiot, I just didn't notice this thing at the time, but I am learning and getting better.
i haven't reached the point of saying i'm the best instead but I do hope to get there,
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actually no i鈥檓 better than self-deprication i respond to kindness with murder
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god knew I was too OP for this planet and nerfed me with [insert any of the 99 things wrong with me]
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Ken from the beginning of the Barbie movie is so me
he only has a good day if Barbie looks at him, I only have a good day if this girl I am stupidly attached to (platonically) speaks to me
He is so deeply enthralled by Barbie聽聽and wants nothing more than her attention and love but she could never speak to him again and wouldn鈥檛 care, me same but platonically with said girl above)
He鈥檚 an abysmal failure. Same.
(I totally forgot I made this)
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Black Belt for Self Mockery - DIGITAL PRINTS - Karate Style Pop Art
Let this print be a conversation starter and a source of laughter. It's a clever way to poke fun at the tendency to boast while actually highlighting your ability to laugh at life's quirks and embrace your imperfections.
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i鈥檓 in my downward descent era
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