#self ship incorrect quotes

[fo-enjoyer]

S/I: Listen I know... Romantic f/o isn't healthy for me, but they're manipulative in a sexy way.

#f/o #self ship #self shipping #villain f/o #safe self ship #safe ship #safeshipping #self shipper #self shipping community #fictional other #romantic f/o #s/i #f/o x s/i #f/o incorrect quotes #self ship incorrect quotes #listen they suck but they give good sex so it evens out /hj #f/o imagine #ig #tw manipulation

[fo-love]

s/i, under their breath: future lover say what?

romantic f/o, knowing exactly what they said: what?

s/i, just trying to breathe properly:

#s/i doesnt know f/o knows btw 🤭 #self ship #romantic #romantic f/o #imagine your f/o #f/o imagines #f/o community #f/o x self insert #f/o x s/i #f/o #quote #incorrect quotes #self ship community #selfshipping #self shipping #selfship #self ship quotes #self ship incorrect quotes

[seaside-lovers]

Some incorrect quotes for me and The Dealer bc brainrot is strong

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Kate: I have feelings for you. The Dealer: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Kate: That was so hot, Dealer. The Dealer: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Kate: I'm so in love with you.

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The Dealer: Kate is playing hard to get. The Dealer: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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The Dealer: We both look very handsome tonight. Kate: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." The Dealer: I couldn't take that chance.

#self ship #new f/o #self ship incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #🍺 dancing on the edge of life and death #🍺 incorrect quotes #🍺 yearning hours #yearning hours #waves.txt

[mika-you-nerd]

Yay more incorrect quotes but it's just mc and the dumb ass demon brothers

Lucifer: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.  Lucifer: *upends the bottle* 

Asmo: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Mammon: Watcha doin?  MC: Stealing Satan's cats. Mammon: Scandalous.  Mammon: Can I help?

MC: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. 

Beel: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!  MC: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless. 

Levi: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-  MC: I wrote you a poem.  Levi, already crying:You did?

Satan: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.  Levi: There are no books in prison.  Satan: *sighs* Thank you.

Lucifer: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.  MC: Thank god.

MC: Why are you like this??  Belphie: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

MC: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.  The Brothers: Awwww-  MC: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."  The Brothers: Oh.

#mika shitposts #s/i: mc #f/o #obligatory gamer bf #platonic f/o #self ship incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes

[yandereloveraw]

Me: What did you two do?

Peter/YB:

Danny Johnson:

Me: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

#self ship incorrect quotes #self ships #self insert #danny johnson #dbd ghostface #your boyfriend peter #minors please dni #source:???

[fates-theysband]

[S/I is gazing at Romantic F/O from afar while hanging out with Platonic F/O, who does not get along with Romantic F/O]

Platonic F/O, appalled: S/I, I will kill this person. I will happily kill this person before you--

S/I, not even looking at them: I'll kill you first. It's not up to you.

#self ship #self shipping #selfship #self ship incorrect quotes #p: cat in the morgue #(<- the specific platonic f/o i am picturing for this) #(quote is from fantasy high)

[dave-selfshipps]

Dazai: So are we flirting right now?

Isaac: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Dazai: That doesn’t answer my question

#❤️‍🩹⛓️: #self ship incorrect quotes #self shipping #self ships #s/i x f/o #this almost happened on character.ai

[simons-temple-of-eros]

Stanford Pines: *talking about me* Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic.

#incorrect f/o quotes #self ship incorrect quotes #self shipping community #made even better if i turn out to be autistic #undiagnosed but i could be #🐍 chaos theory ✨

[fo-enjoyer]

F/O: Can I get 2 straws with that milkshake?

S/I: Aww-

F/O: Now with 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

#f/o #self ship #self shipping #self shipper #self shipping community #fictional other #romantic f/o #s/i #f/o x s/i #queerplatonic f/o #platonic f/o #maybe? #incorrect self ship quotes #self shipping incorrect quote #self ship incorrect quotes #Might as well do all of them 🤣

[ol-blue]

Bain to Jayne: you make amazing sweet tea so you’re my honorary southerner <3

Stars to Dallas: Fucken yankee

Dallas: IM NOT EVEN FROM NEW ENGLAND

Growing up in the midwest be damned Jayne can make sweet tea and JDBDKDHDBDH UNCALLED FOR STARS

#self ship incorrect quotes #// masterwriter #// pyroguide

[violetsareblue-selfships]

Scaramouche: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Childe: *crouches down* Signora: *kneels down* April: *sits on the floor* Scaramouche: ... Scaramouche: I hate all of you.

#self shipping #self ship #self ship incorrect quotes #what's funny is that i am shorter than him #but this was too good to pass up when the generator made it so... #His Right Hand 💖😈 #I’ve Got Your Back 💜🎣 #Sisters Born of the Same Flame 💜🦋

[libertys-lovers]

2-D, in the process of writing new music:

🎶De dum da-da dee~🎶

🎶Da dum da-da ah~🎶

😙🎶*whistling*

🎶Do-ya’ like my new song?🎶

Lily:

“🎶Ba dum ba da-dum~🎶”

Such clever lyrics~ / lh & s

2-D:

Melody first love, and then the lyrics.

(source: 101 Dalmatians; ever-so-slightly edited dialogue)

#what if I told you that me imagining this scene with 2-D is what made me realize I had to add him as a F/O #also her name is subject to change; she was originally gonna be Lullaby #but Lily just has SO MANY pun opportunities when paired with the S/I context #her design should be done… not soon… but eventually #definitely should be under 2 months #🎹🕊Angel’s Choir🕊🎹 #self ship #self shipper #self shipping #self ship incorrect quotes

[ashendalia]

Kaito: Hey Dad, we have a question for you.

Ingo: What is it?

Moriko: Why does Mom call you babygirl?

Ingo: How about we stop talking for a little while.

#fate rambles #self ship #self ship incorrect quotes #yes those two would just out and ask him #kaito bc hes genuinely curious and moriko bc she wants to embarrass her dad

[playthelaughtrack]

Scarecrow : *takes Laura's glasses*

Scarecrow, not understanding how poor eyesight works : what do I look like?

Laura : I can't fucking see

#canon interaction actually #he never met anyone with glasses before??? #he finds out they're to correct her eyesight and he's baffled #scarecrow vc : you mean you CANT SEE ?? how do you walk around so well??? #self ship incorrect quotes #scarecrow wizard of oz self ship #wizard of oz scarecrow self ship #the scarecrow self ship #the scarecrow self ship incorrect quotes #self shipping community #self ship #self shipping #f/o incorrect quotes

[wired-heartbeats]

This one has some bonus fnafsb in addition to the hscc stuff bc I felt like it and it FIT

#couple of these are kinda poking at Freddy although tbf that’s not exactly a hard thing to do #i kinda like the idea that in not important situations I occasionally hang out with RHM and Reggie enough to be mostly chill #also just being a menace is always a plus #self ship #self shipping #fo scripts #self ship incorrect quotes #cats chatterbox