#self shitpost

[chiqita]

Some might know I love finding weird stuff at second hand stores and flea markets (or any store with funky knick knacks, really), I found this crab thing you can store treasures in.

I usually just take pictures of the most cursed or quirky finds, but I had to go back and buy this before someone else does. I still haven't figured out where to put it and what to do with it, but I'm waiting for an inspiration!

#self shitpost #crab #finds #chiqi goes thrifting

[lotsobagels]

I'm sorry if this has already been done.

#trigun #self shitpost #I make stupid jokes to cope I'm sorry #no this is not hating on Stampede

[lots-o-doodles]

I gotta paint some more layers on but I'm making my own bootleg Trigun flannel. 🤫 Nobody tell Nightow.

#self shitpost #wip #crafting #what's the point of going to an anime convention if people don't know that I'm totally normal about Trigun

[bat-burrito]

I had dreams about mustacheless Sea Hawk all night, which one of you manifested this?

#I'm not mad I'm just disappointed #self shitpost

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

[tokoyamisstuff]

#buggy x reader #mihawk x reader #shanks x reader #one piece #buggy #shanks #mihawk #self insert #shitpost #alignment #opla

[marshymeds]

Im sick with covid again and in my fever fueled delirium Ive found motivation for shitpost reels

#svsss #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #mxtx #luo binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #moshang #bingqiu #svsss shitpost #svsss fanart

[sleepy-bebby]

#memes #meme #invincible #omni man #nolan grayson #self own #animation #shitpost #shitposting #animation memes #art memes #ai #ai memes #art meme #lmao #get fucked #of course it’s a furry #people owning themselves #why can’t people ever Google before being stupid

[gurggggleburgle]

Honestly mobei-jun must be so smug about how great a husband he has compared to Bingqiu. Like Binghe has to do all this paperwork and man the house and sure he likes it but like his husband is just spoiled and doesn't even do anything but look really cute and give him kisses.

NOW HIS HUSBAND does all his paperwork and runs his kingdom while spoiling Mobei-Jun rotten. Man hasn't done legislation in years. Yes he's a trophy husband but unlike those guys he's got the very important job of being scary and powerful so everyone listens to his adorable little rat man. That's so much more impressive than just giving love and affection. He gives his husband prestige and status. They're the power couple of the century. Look how deep the circles under his husband's eyes are. Isn't he sexy???? Here husband I stamped all your new laws with my important seal. I killed enemies in cold blood. I'm super impressive right? Way better than those two idiots. I even made more work for you by killing this advisor you hate.

Qinghua who got kicked out of bed when Mobei-Jun turned in his sleep last night and hasn't been able to bathe or take a break because he's filling the void left by the dead advisor: 🫠 my king

#svsss #scumbag system #svsss shitpost #bingqiu #moshang #Mobei-Jun #shang qinghua #scum villain self saving system #officer theyre in love #Mobei-Jun hasn't had to think for years and he loves it

[chiqita]

I think you got chipped

#ask chiqi #self shitpost #horde prime

[lotsobagels]

HE HAS DIMPLESSSSS

-throws up-

#i am totally normal about trigun #self shitpost #as someone with face craters this is important to me

[lots-o-doodles]

#self shitpost

[bishy437]

im so srory

#do Not give sha hualing a gun bingge what were u thinking #this is officially the worst thing ive ever made on here im so sorry #something about svsss brings out the degenerate in me #mafia au i guess lmao?? #svsss #scum villian self saving system #moshang #luo binghe #sha hualing #tunglr please don’t nuke this post 🙏😭 #shitpost #mine

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.

Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.

#peerless cucumber is a fandom onto himself #shen yuan is the fandom feral sewer rat #shen yuan probably wrote just as much hate mail as airplane wrote for the novel #I just think it’d be humorous if airplane and cucumber are like synonymous with each other #like you can’t talk about pidw without cucumber being brought up too #it’s honestly pretty telling that Shang Qinghua knew who peerless cucumber was #he’s so famous for anti fanning that the author knows his name #svsss shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss fanfiction #svsss fic #svsss shitpost #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #pidw #peerless cucumber #airplane shooting towards the sky #cucumber bro #airplane bro

[roseydesuuu]

Alastor being high after he got slayed by Adam ofc:

Alastor: My wife, she’ll be upset if she sees you touching like that on my chest.

Alastor’s wife [tending his big ass slash on his chest, looks at him confusing]: I AM your wife.

Alastoe [looks at her at a moment]: … *The heart rate monitor beeps getting faster and louder*

Alastor’s wife: DEAR?!? ALASTOR!?

Is it even possible because they’re both in hell as the results of dying😭? Let’s just pretend this ok

#self insert #alastor x reader #alastor #shitpost #hazbin hotel #I’m back #im not dead

[hamoodmood]

#girlhood #girlblogging #girlblogger #girly things #female hysteria #shitposting #shitpost #depressing shit #whisper girl #femcel #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #female manipulator #manic pixie dream girl #divine feminine #a blog for the heartbroken #abandonment issues #actually mentally ill #female rage #real #relatable #relatable memes #just girly things #the feminine urge #tw depressing stuff #tw depressing thoughts #tw depressive #tw self destructive behavior #tw selfhate #mentally unstable #mental illness