I AM OBSESSED WITH HOW SHE JUST TRANSFORMS FROM A MEEK TIMID MAID TO SELINA MTHRFKN KYLE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME HATHAWAY?! OHMAHGAWD. WITHIN SECONDS!!!!! Ugh 👯♀️👯♀️👯♀️
A match made in heaven uwu
Anyway I think Selina Kyle should sit on jeremiahs face thanks for coming to my TEDTalk
Friday Mood 😂
(@redhoodiejt) Here is the full list of the ships and main characters of the poly mess! I am happy to clarify and answer any questions that may arise from the list. This list will be added to as this AU expands. Many of the children seen on the list are children who are had later in the timeline, but their parent’s relationships listed are according to present timeline.
(Small Key: multiple characters listed in one partner line means that all characters in that line are in a relationship. “A.” is short for adopted. Character relations are put in parenthesis.)
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Babs: What’s the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Steph: Don’t fall for it, Cass.
Steph: She’s just making up words.
Jason: Everybody has a bad brother that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks on your shoe when you want to throw off a lie-detector test.
Artemis: Which brother was that?
Jason: I am the brother.
[Bruce talking to Clark about setting up a play date for their kids.]
Bruce: Yeah, i-it can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child.
Bruce: I don’t mean to brag, but that’s why I didn’t have any friends.
Dick: I know on the outside, it seems like I have everything together.
Duke: No, not really.
[Teenage Bruce walks into the kitchen clearly hungover.]
Alfred: Were you drinking?
Bruce: Alfred, do we really have to do this?
Bruce: You ask if I was drinking, I say “No,”
Bruce: and we both know that’s not true.
[ A 6 year old Helena to the rest of the batkids after a family vacation.]
Helena: I saw mama take shampoos from the room. So I took some things, too. Then some bigger things.
Helena: I like stealing. It makes my heart go fast.
Bruce [clearly offended]: What do you mean, I’m not even that scary?
Bruce: I almost scared the life out of a man.
Selina [clearly done with his bs]: You literally scared a little saliva and a little urine out of him.
Damian [storming off]: YOU WIN THE AWARD FOR WORST MOTHER EVER!
Talia [yelling from the couch]: I WILL BE SURE TO THANK YOU IN MY SPEECH!
[Little Tim 24/7 before he became Robin but, had already figured out who was Batman.]
Tim: I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life.
Tim: You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
[Talia teaching Bruce how to kill a rat after the manor got a rat infestation.]
Talia [all dressed up weilding a shovel]: First you smash it, then you cut the head off.
Talia [hands bruce the now bloody shovel]: I go to the gala now.
[Bruce talking to Alfred afterwards]
Bruce: She left the head out there to send a message to the other rats.
[Dick after Bruce died and had to take care of boys]
Dick to Alfred: Act like a parent, talk like a peer.
Dick: I call it “peer-renting”.
[Selina after receiving good relationship advice from Damian.]
Selina: Wow. Sometimes I forget you’re only 10 years old.
Damian [with a milk mustache formed on his upper lip]: And ¾ths.
DC Future State: Catwoman