Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle / Catwoman

BATMAN RETURNS 1992 | dir. Tim Burton

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I'm riding this meme train until it crashes into the station!

Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle / Catwoman

BATMAN RETURNS 1992 | dir. Tim Burton

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Catwoman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1 (2020)

MICHELLE PFEIFFER 

as Selina Kyle/Catwoman in BATMAN RETURNS (1992) dir. Tim Burton

detective comics

Michelle Pfeiffer did her own whip stunts. She was trained in whip combat by Anthony DeLongis, famed whipper and stunt coordinator who also trained Harrison Ford for Indiana Jones. Explaining her training, "I trained for months with the whip master. On our first day together, I caught his face with the whip and it drew blood. It completely shattered me. I was very nervous on my first day of shooting. I'd gotten pretty good with the whip, but when you show up, you don't anticipate all the lights everywhere.” She completed her iconic "mannequin head strike" attack from the 1992 blockbuster in just a single take. [x]

BATMAN RETURNS (1992), dir. Tim Burton

Ah, yes. Me. My Boyfriend. And his 500 snoring children.

Michelle Pfeiffer as  Selina Kyle / Catwoman BATMAN RETURNS (1992) dir. Tim Burton

Zoë Kravitz as Selina Kyle in the set of THE BATMAN

Traitor.

But B! Wonder Woman doesn’t have to wear pants! Why do I have to?

MICHELLE PFEIFFER as Selina Kyle (hair appreciation) Batman Returns (1992), dir. Tim Burton

* chef's kiss*

Vibe Check

Dick: *walking through Wayne Manor with Cassandra on his shoulders*

Dick: BEHOLD MORTALS, THE MIGHTY QUEEN CASS, HERE TO ADMINISTER VIBE CHECKS TO ONE AND ALL

Cass: *giggles*

Dick: AND I, HER LOWLY COURT JESTER SHALL ATTEND TO HER EVERY COMMAND

Dick: WHO IS OUR FIRST VICTIM, MY LIEGE?

Damian: *walks by*

Cass: *points*

Dick: VERY WELL, OUR QUEEN HAS SPOKEN! YOUNG SQUIRE, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR A VIBE CHECK.

Damian: I beg your pardon, a what?

Damian: *walks into a wall*

Dick: HE HAS FAILED THE VIBE CHECK, WELL DONE MY LADY.

Dick: WHOSE VIBES SHALL WE INSPECT NEXT?

Cass: *whispers in his ear*

Dick: A FINE CHOICE

Dick: LADY STEPHANIE OF HOUSE BROWN, COME FORTH

Steph: *descends from the ceiling*

Steph: My Queen! You summoned?

Dick: PLEASE REMAIN CALM AS THE QUEEN STARES INTO THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL. It should only take, like, ten seconds.

Cass: *stares*

Steph: *stares*

Dick: WELL? WHAT IS THE VERDICT, YOUR HIGHNESS?

Cass: *nods*

Dick: WHAT JOY! LADY STEPHANIE OF HOUSE BROWN, YOU HAVE PASSED THE VIBE CHECK. A HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU.

Cass: *whispers in his ear*

Dick: BUT OF COURSE! QUEEN CASS HEREBY KNIGHTS YOU WITH ALL HONORS AND FULL PERMISSION TO VIBE. HER GRACE INVITES YOU IN FULL FELLOWSHIP TO JOIN IN HER CRUSADE.

Steph [saluting]: YOU HAVE MY VIBES, MY LIEGE

Dick: WONDERFUL. NOW GRAB THAT VASE AND COME WITH US.

Jason [walking down the hall as he talks with Roy on the phone]: Yeah man, in and out, I swear. None of these suckers have even noticed me yet--

Steph: *smashes a vase over his head*

Jason: *collapses*

Steph: YOOOOOOO

Roy [muffled]: Jay? Jaybird? Did you get the cookies? JAY!?

Dick [from the top of the stairs]: SIR JASON OF TODD HAS FAILED THE VIBE CHECK.

Tim: *walks in*

Dick: HOW GLORIOUS YOUR HIGHNESS! ANOTHER VIBE TO CHECK!

Tim [who hasn't slept in three days and craves the sweet release of death or a nap]: To vibe or not to vibe? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the checks or to fight against outrageous fortune, I know not. Life is to vibing as existence is to dying, indeed, do any of us truly exist at all? Does any soul truly vibe? What is the answer to the age-old query of life and death, vibe and check? In the end, we are all the same--all of us do be vibing, always, in our hearts.

Tim: *faints*

Everyone: ...

Steph [tearing up]: That was beautiful, but what the actual f**k?

Dick: WE APPEAR TO BE AT AN IMPASSE. YOUR HIGHNESS, WHAT IS YOUR VERDICT? DOES THE YOUNG BARD PASS THE VIBE CHECK?

Cass: ...

Steph and Dick: ...?

Cass: Yes!

Dick: ALL HAIL THE MERCIFUL QUEEN CASS! THREE CHEERS FOR TIMOTHY THE BARD! HIP HIP--

Cass: HOORAY!

Dick: HIP HIP--

Steph: HOORAY!

Dick: HIP HIP--

Tim: *passed out on the ground*

Bruce [sipping coffee as he watches from the BatCave's security cameras]: Seen enough, Cat? Or are you still thinking of moving in?

Selina: Do you ever worry about your kids, Bat?

Bruce: *takes a grating sip*

Bruce: Only every d**n day of my life.