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swifty-fox · 18 days

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After reading all the sexy clegan asks, I would pay some good money to watch their OF 😵‍💫. I feel like this is a more polite way of saying I want to be the fly on the while while gale gets twisted into a pretzal. Or while John gets bent over the dinner table. Swifty, my dude (slides a case full of money across a table), how do you feel about an AU where two beautiful entrepreneurs take agency of their body's and their sexualities and make some good, honest money... together 😉. (I feel like I'm turning into Barry in Saltburn. I would drink the bathwater. SEND HELP. I need psychiatric care now!)

John Gamer Girl Bathwater lmao.

but!! your mind anon lmao. I got to spend a fun night with a couple aussie SW's a few years ago after a cancelled festival (not in THAT way. had a mutual acquaintance and offered to hang out with them since we all suddenly had no plans) and It was fun picking their brains about their lives. They were both primarily dancers.

John starts an only fans after graduating college with a degree in sports management. It's not that he CAN'T get a job but he's suddenly like 'fuck just because i like sports do i really wanna make this my career???' kinda lounges around a bit until the bills poke him on the shoulder. He's like hmmmmm wow if i go into the service industry i'll kill someone. I'm hot I got abs and a mustache and I'm six three I can probably do this. Starts off with a lotta POV handjobs and general thirst traps. He doe's great, its John Egan so he's just got that natural charisma and his voice is deep and shoulders broad and he's real good at dirty talking so he does custom audios for a price. Gets into the collab world on twitter and kinda shoots up in fame real quick. More of a top, bi asf like all my au's so he's kinda going across the board. He's pretty open about what his job is and the people who have a problem with it he kindly tells to fuck off

Gale starts one to put himself through his masters degree then finds out it kinda just.... makes a lot more money with a much looser schedule LOL.

He takes a long while to get good at it. He's hot as hell and has all the creepy dom top accounts all over him but he's shy and takes him a long time to figure out how to sell his content properly. He can't quite get into the cock hungry bottom bitch slut role that people wanna shove him into and it hurts him a bit. But he does manage to get a decently sized following pretty quick. King of the moaning clips, great fuckin one-on-one vidoes of him riding a toy.

John stumbles across Gale as everyone does: scrolling the porn tag on twitter looking for a lil somethin somethin. Those pretty lips wet and flushed as if they've been thoroughly used and those soulful eyes looking up at the camera as Gale hangs his head off the edge of a bed ready to be a perfect sleeve for his dick.

He wrings one out real fuckin quick, drops him a follow and a DM in that order introducing himself and asking if he's ever done a collab.

of course Gale already follows John. He thinks he's handsome but hes got no interest mixing business and pleasure (lmao just wait pookie). He's also never done a collab, never fucked another person on camera. But. but.

John is handsome.

And he knows the guy is legit and safe, has seen him ALL OVER (certified bicycle John Egan always) and knows he's had good reviews.

Gale's had many DM's asking for collabs. This is the first he accepts.

How can he not when John is in there saying "Hey man great content. Would to love maybe have you fuck me" as casual as can be.

Gale's never thought to FUCK someone on camera. Sure he likes both but like I said people want a certain image from. So that in of itself is appealing.

He agrees wholeheartedly

He puts John on his knees on a mattress and pulls his hair until his eyes water, presses him down with a hand between his shoulderblades for that perfect fuckin arch and and spanks him until John is jumping away from even a brush of his hands and whimpering, camera angled to get the perfect shot of his tear stained cheeks.

"Come on darlin," gale croons in that drawl "The people wanna see you break for them, give it all to me."

He fucks John, ass still stinging so he flinches every time Gale bottoms out but damn does he love it and damn does it make for good content.

John comes out of that session already in love.

and of course collabs usually film a bunch of content. gotta capitalize.

So after some rest and recuperation John does exactly what he's fantasized about and lays Gale over the edge of his bed and fucks his throat. Loud and wet and noisy. Spit and pre-come and tears dripping down Gales face into his hair; onto the floor. John takes a little break to rub it all over his face and tell him he makes such a good pocket pussy. Gale's gunna come just from this if Johns not careful. He doesn't have to worry though because once John goes back down his throat he reaches over and gives Gale a nice handy.

Spins him around and fucks him while he's too sensitive and screaming, half cringing away from it but also grinding back because fuck is does John know how to fuck.

John gripping gales hips in his big hands and telling him "Now you're not running away from me yet sweetheart haven't rode you raw yet"

They fuck a lot more. a LOT more. For the content of course. And then theyre like hey maybe we should move in together as colleagues and friends. Except??? maybe?? they start fucking off camera. And maybe they cuddle on the couch. and hold hands. and kiss and go on dates. And maybe they get married?? As colleagues of course.....or not

#swiftytalks #lore drop alert #buck x bucky #mota #i gotta go to the gym in a bit so send your Q's now!#OF AU #i really wrote this all out at 7 am i aint even had my oatmeal yet #if you wanna ask me about smut i AM going to be nasty

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dragonflight203 · 22 days

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Mass Effect 2 replay, Zaeed’s loyalty mission:

-Now’s a good time to contrast Kasumi and Zaeed.

They’re both DLC companions. Kasumi is paragon aligned, Zaeed is renegade aligned.

This is reflected in their loyalty missions – Kasumi’s is to infiltrate the scum of humanity to retrieve the memento of her murdered lover.

Zaeed sets fire to a refinery full of innocent people he was hired to save so he can pursue revenge.

-What’s most notable here is Bioware breaking from the dichotomy of male paragon/female renegade that they’ve had with prior pairs of human companions.*

As others may have raised, it’s possible that with the prior human companions the assumption was women were more likely play paragon, so their love interest (Kaidan, Jacob) should be paragon as well.

Men were assumed more likely to play renegade, so they’re love interests should correspondingly be renegade (Ashley, Miranda). Jack can also be thrown in here, although she’s not paired with another male human.

Since neither Kasumi nor Zaeed are love interests, they’re not obligated to follow the established pattern.

*I’m not including Liara, Garrus, or Thane in this discussion as they’re non-human. However, it would be interesting to dive into more detail about how mshep in ME1 has a paragon and renegade love interest, but femshep only has paragon love interests.

-Ah, the joys of planet scanning in ME2. It makes me wish I played on PC so I could install the mode that retrieves all minerals with one probe.

-Blue Suns are essentially the de facto government of Zorya as well.

Between this and Omega, I take it they’re a mercenary group aspiring to go into politics.

-Zorya looks like your average forest.

While I love that the quests in ME2 have unique environments, I mourn how all the worlds are very Earth like.

ME1 had many unique, alien settings. ME2 settings typically look like they could take place somewhere on Earth.

-Aaand it has pyjacks. I think by the end of ME2 they can be considered as invasive a species as tribbles.

Also, pyjacks are definitely what the food stall on Omega was selling. But how did it find pyjacks so big? Many were human sized; the in game model is a small monkey.

-It’s obvious the loyalty missions were not designed with a second companion in mind. In some the second companion has only one or two lines, in others none.

I took Garrus with me the first time I did Zaeed’s loyalty mission. Do you really think Garrus would remain silent as Zaeed talks about being betrayed by his men? Or that Mordin would be chill with leaving the refinery works to burn to death?

I wonder if at one point the assumption was the loyalty missions would only be you and the squad member, but later in development they let you take another companion to keep the fights more manageable.

-As numerous others have said, Zaeed and another human starting a galactic wide mercenary group twenty years ago, less than a decade after first contact, is ridiculous.

For the sake of my sanity, I will treat this like humans creating medi-gel. Zaeed and Vido started a chapter of the Blue Suns together. Maybe the first human chapter, and that’s why it’s so notable.

(I also have issues with the fact that all three notable mercenary groups in ME2 and ME3 were started quite recently in the Mass Effect timeline, but we’ll come back to that when we get all the codex entries for them.)

-Once again batarians are all villainized as evil. Vido hired them because they were cheaper; Zaeed called them terrorists.

I wouldn’t mind this treatment of batarians so much if the game ever played with it. Yes, treat a group as one dimensional at first, then later on show how they’re three dimensional. Make the protagonist face their own prejudices and move past them.

Or in a game like Mass Effect, fail to do so – and make that have consequences.

Neither happens, other than a possible minor loss of war assets in ME3.

As others have said, given the huge roster in ME2 the lack of a batarian party member is a missed opportunity.

-When confronting Vido, the framing of how Zaeed looks at the gas valve is similar to how the game frames an object just before giving you a paragon/renegade interrupt for it.

And just like you can when given the option, Zaeed takes a strong renegade interrupt.

-There’s another line of auto dialogue from Shepard when Zaeed blows open the gate.

-As others have noted, this mission is similar to the mission Anderson and Saren went on when Anderson was considered as a spectre.

Do you blow up a refinery and let innocent people die for your own gain or not?

You have the option to tellAnderson that you would in Mass Effect 1. He says that you would have a good reason to do so. If he learned that you let these refinery workers die to gain Zaeed’s loyalty, would he consider that a good reason?

-Since I’m not interested in listening people burn to death – done that once before to see the alternative mission path, not interested in repeating it – save the workers it is.

Honestly, the most baffling part if Shepard chooses this route is that they let Zaeed come with them. Considering how driven by revenge and ruthless he is, why is Shepard willing to trust him? How do they know Zaeed won’t put a bullet in their back so he can chase after Vido?

You should have an option to send him away like you do Liara on Noveria. Could be an autofail – if a paragon/renegade check fails, Zaeed tries to kill you and you’re forced to kill him.

-There’s no combat as you move through the burning refinery. No surprise; the mercenaries don’t want to burn either.

-That battle at the end is always difficult. Almost made it through with a few charges on my first try, then died to the mech.

Finally made it through, surprise surprise, by playing as a cover shooter.

-Neither of the paragon options with Zaeed at the end are compelling in my opinion. Obviously I went upper left to gain his loyalty, but the game doesn’t sell me on it.

Go upper right, you tell him you’re too much of a badass for him to kill in your sleep. You don’t gain his loyalty, but you do get grudging respect.

Go upper left, you threaten with a gun and tell him he’s part of a team.

The best is neutral, where you tell him he’s crazy but you need crazy for your current mission. I still don’t like it, but it feels more genuine than the others.

Normandy – Shepard’s Inbox

-Email from Talitha, the formerly enslaved colonist you talk down if you have the Midnoir background – One of her doctors works with Ceberus (because of course Cerberus has people everywhere) and that’s how she gets you the message.

The end is such emotional blackmail I question if TIM faked it:

The doctors say that other people are getting taken like I was. I hope you can help them like you helped me.

If it’s genuine it’s very sweet. If it’s not, I want to shoot TIM again.

-There’s also an email from Sha’ira the Consort which feels a little too on point:

When you fought Saren, only your resolve was tested, but now I fear you cannot rely only on your own strength. Take whatever steps you must to ensure that those battling at your side fight with clear minds and glad hearts.

Points to the game for encouraging you to complete the loyalty missions for the good ending. Points to Sha’ira for being more helpful than she was in ME1.

I’m docking points from the writers for not working that in more naturally.

-Dr. Michel wrote the winning email today, where she very blatantly is writing you because she’s hoping you can get her in touch with Garrus.

Girl has a massive crush on him for saving her, and he’s completely oblivious even after she gives him turian chocolates in M3.

#mass effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect 2 replay

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walks-the-ages · 7 months

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"Your input can't be opened: VLC is unable to open the MRL" Potential Fix

since apparently the only solution vidoes is spammers on youtube trying to sell you crappy software, I'm making it a post.

If you're using VLC media player to watch videos and it comes up with

"Your input can't be opened: VLC is unable to open the MRL"

Followed by a huge string of numbers spelling out the file location?

Try coping the video file into a single test folder on your hard drive.

Lots of subfolders can confuse VLC apparently.

so my nice little organization of:

"my hardrive>my pictures>from my phone>garden>videos>peppers>Capsicum Pubescence>2023>September>[insert video file name here]"

comes up with the "Your input can't be opened: VLC is unable to open the MRL" error.

It might be nice for me to findspecific videos later on, but it's not very good for VLC mediaplayer apparently.

"my hardrive> test>[insert video file name here]"

--works perfectly!

#vlc #vlc media player #tech support #vlc error #Your input can't be opened: VLC is unable to open the MRL #idk what else to tag this as #if it helps anyone else then yay thats one less view on a spammy bot youtube video #bold text #large text #fixed a typo

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nefes-official · 2 years

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Yalnızlığa öyle alışmıştım ki bir başkasının ilgisini ancak bir tehdit olarak algılayabiliyordum. Yabani bir hayvanın insan karşısında tedirginliğine benzeyen bir duyguydu bu. İçimdeki ceset uyandırılmaktan korkuyordu..

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theharlotofferelden · 7 months

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If there were ever a more demoralizing game, it’s ESO. I don’t care if there’s another online RPG that’s worse. There’s just something about going from Oblivion and Skyrim to ESO that cannot be replicated in any other franchise.

The first time I played EAO I was dumped on Khathnari (sp?) Roost. Very small island. Figured you just run around and stab things. BIG MISTAKE. The things you can stab (like crabs) stab back harder. There is nothing more demoralizing than being defeated by a crab in a game that, were it a standard single player game, you’d breeze right through.

And this was like. 2017. So the game had already been out for 3 years at this point so this was verymuch Intentional. I remember at like, level 15 looking up a build guide and encountering multiple sites that had dudes selling guides for $15-$20 or someshit.

Listen. I am a Bad Gamer. But if I’m gonna spend money on a game, I’m not spending it on that. I’m going to spend it on something even less valuable like a cute lil wolf mount. Why? Bc while the wolf mount should’ve arguably been in the game to begin with (the fucking business model for these games hinge on selling u an incomplete experience) I’m not spending money on what should already be an intuitive part of the experience. Do I look like a serious gamer to you????

Anyway I played for maybe about a year before I put it down indefinitely. I downloaded it again at some point and messed around with it a lil before putting it down again. Recently some IRL friends have invited me to play with them after dinner so I figured I’d just jump right back into it bc I know for a fact this game is fun with more people.

Big mistake. Idk how long it took me but somewhere in the last 6 years Bethesda/Zenimax completely respecced my main so I had nofuckingclue how I built that character. I blundered my way through rebuilding her by checking a guide on how to do so bc that’s generally what I followed when I first started Getting Serious about the game.

Like, if you’ve never played ESO let alone an MMORPG, these fucking games are usually built like wrist watches. There’s so much fucking shit you can do it’s ridiculous. And when seasonal events come along? Don’t get me started. Do NOT GET ME STARTED on that fucking Indrik mount I will collapse on the floor and will not start screaming bloody rage about all 9 iterations of that fucking thing I swaer to gOD.

But I’ve been doing arenas with friendos and it’s gradually coming back to me. And I’ve been doing it with 2 other healers and I’m the only DPS in the group so I was, as one of them put it , “the one carrying all the battles” in the game. Which was….A revelation. Could it be I actually made a decent character? Could I actually be Good At A Vidoe Gaem?

No lmao. Yesterday we hopped into a battleground and I. Died 14 times because one team was actively preoccupied with killing people instead of capturing flags like you’re supposed to. Some were actively camping out right in front of our spawn point just to fuck with us. And that’s not the point of the game!!!! You’re supposed to just run around capturing flags why are u being such a dick rn.

Anyway I love talking to ppl about this game bc most ppl tell me the same thing. How early on it was incredibly demoralizing to get your ass kicked by a crab or a wolf or some shit, yet they couldn’t stop playing because they were still having fun.

#elder scrolls #the elder scolls online #elder scrolls online #I’m kind of wondering if they rebalanced the game a bit tho #bc I made a new character on solo and found it was easier to level up #granted I know what I’m doing this time #and kind recall that leveling becomes more difficult after a certain point

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thequeenoffishburrito · 6 months

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IM REALLY SAD FOR SOMETHING STUPID

OK SO MY SCHOOL DOES THIS ANNUAL THING WHERE THEY SELL POSTERS OK?

SOMETIMES ITS LIKE ART/FABART THEYVE LISCENED BUT A LOT OF IT IS OFFICAL ART

AND THEY HAVE ALL SORTS OF SHIIT BUT THE STUFF I LIKE IS THE ANIME, SINGULAR VOCALOID POSTER AND VIDOE GAME STUFF

ANYWAYS MY BROTHER LAST YEAR BOUGHT A HADES POSTER AND I WANTED OME BUT I WAS LIKE 'Actually I'll wait untill hades 2 comes out and buy that poster instead so well both have the hell siblings respectively !!" EXCEPT I JUST REALISED THAT SINCE THIS IS MY LAST YEAR I WONT BE ABLE TO BUY IT WHEN IT COMES NEXT YEAR OR SO AND HADES 2 HAS YET TO COME SO OFC THERES NO PISTER OF THE OFFICAL COVER AND NOW IM SAD AND AHHHHHHHH :(((

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timesofspanishsworld · 1 year

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