#seltzer

[todayontumblr]

Friday, December 29

Everyone's opinion is valid unless your opinion is that seltzer water is bad.

IT's sPiCy. iT tAkEs lIKe sTaTiC. IT's lIkE bEeZlEbUb hImSeLf bUrPeD iNtO mY wAtEr.

Grow up. Enjoy the effervescent appeal of bubbly water. Feel the love of a thousand tiny friends caressing your esophagus as you sip on a Topo Chico.

Your ancestors' ancestors could never dream of quenching their thirst with something as magnificent as water with bubbles in it. You're spitting in the face of the Universe by not taking advantage of the privilege you have to live on this Earth at the same time as seltzer water.

#today on tumblr #seltzer #seltzer water #in order of greatness: #topo chico (must be ice cold and in the glass bottle and not the plastic) #polar ruby red grapefruit #topo chico again

[thatsbelievable]

#The Crab Says “Hello!” #crab #crabs #seltzer

[ukegeek]

Tv Static? Yes please

#doodle #lineart #silly cats #ukegeek #cat #silly doodle #silly guy #cat 🐈 #scrimblo #being silly #carbonated drinks #la croix #seltzer #water #💧 #can #soda can #soda cat

[speedofsoundsketches]

Did some more tipsy requests on twitter! 💦💦💦

#Sonic the Hedgehog #Silver the Hedgehog #Shadow the Hedgehog #Knuckles the Echidna #requests #onlyart #sketch #funny #comic #fancomic #seltzer #tag yourselves i'm knuckles #i will down a bottle of spicy water no problemo i love that stuff #WEAK

[demoraavarice]

Demora’s #recycling program isnt efficient but damn if it isnt fun 😂. #cancrushing #crushingcans #heavy #slowmo #can #crush #truly #trulyhardseltzer

#big tiddy committee #big tiddy goth girl #demora avarice #huge bewbs #huge tiddies #huge titts #big tiddy goth gf #large bust #bouncing titts #ass so phat #seltzer #big tittays #big tiddy wife #natural titts #sexy titts #huge natural melons #daily noods #big hooters #huge cleavage #huge hooters

[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: La Crinch

#cryptids #grinch #the grinch #la croix #seltzer #lesser known cryptids

[library-graffiti]

No. Just... no

#seltzer #worst flavor

[h3yjuicy]

Heyyy, Plato… ummm I stumbled on your account by accident uhh. How’ve you been?

Seltzer. Your twin…

Oh hell nah ain’t no fuckin way yo ass is talkin to me after damn near five fuckin years you better be playin with me

#juice yells #seltzer

[donatj]

#seltzer #summer

[chrishangry]

Look at these cute one piece seltzerssss

#one piece #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #one piece sanji #op sanji #cat burglar nami #nami #one piece nami #op nami #seltzer #sparkling water #drinks

[whitefireprincess]

Spiced Apple Punch Hard Seltzer Slushie | Slate Farm Brewery

#drinks #alcohol #punch #fall #pumpkins #slushie #seltzer #uotd #whitefireprincess

[thatsbelievable]

#Game of the Week #games #game #puzzles #puzzle #activities #seltzer

[benjitoum]

I hope you had a happy 2023 summer! Hard to believe 2023 has sped by so quickly.

This shot was taken in June, 2015. I had just returned from Mexico (traveled there and back with a sprained ankle), and am engaging in a most unusual activity here. This Original New York Seltzer had just make its second debut into the grocery stores after 20 year absence. This was my favorite soda as a kid. The root beer flavor was my favorite. I opened the cap and tasted it again for the first time since 1994 when it disappeared!!

#leg cast #on crutches #crippled #handicapped #original new york seltzer #legcast #medical cast #sprainedankle #ankle sprain #ankle injury #toes #sprained #anklesprain #onys #seltzer

[bretzkysbs]

comic by Madeline Horwath

#cartoon #zoo #orangutan #crime #tax fraud #Seltzer #lol

[tappytoeclaws]

I never shared these to Tumblr: I have stickers now! (available right now as Patreon bonuses - patreon.com/tappytoeclaws 👈) Inklin Customs did the AMAZING design work on these holy fuck she's so good y'all 😭🍻

#stickers #mtg #alcohol #beer #seltzer #pilsner

[jackelopeofthelake]

#meme #funny #poll #trending #beer #cider #seltzer #gun #juice #soda #water #vodka #vanilla extract