#send blessings

[putridcowboy]

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

[indigovigilance]

Aziraphale can't sing without counting himself in

(also I write meta, if anyone wanted to read this one, which I worked really hard on and am very proud of...)

Edit: I refuse to leave this in the reblogs:

#if I have to deal with the toothrot #then so do you #send my dental bills to Michael Sheen #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #he does a cute little bounce too #blessed by Beelzebub #omg 2000 notes for this bouncy little blorbo really?

[sweatsnervously47]

The dynamic between Hualian really be like:

Hua Cheng: Haha, I'm so stupid. I only thought through hanging out (and mildly stalking) you. I don't have anywhere to sleep tonight. But I'll just sleep on the ground like the dirty gremlin that I am. Haha.

Xie Lian: Actually, you can stay at my place no problem. :)

Hua Cheng: ....

Xie Lian: Unfortunately, I only have one bed.

Hua Cheng: ........

Xie Lian: It does get AWFUL chilly in my ramshackle shack. But poor peasants like us are used to snuggling for warmth!

Hua Cheng: ................

Xie Lian: Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon?

Hua Cheng: .......... Gege.............

The only reason they didn't spoon is because Hua Cheng was worried Xie Lian would feel his boner lack of heartbeat.

(People like to say Hua Cheng is a rizzmaster but really it started as a joke but Xie Lian was just so into it that it looks like Hua Cheng is better at flirting than he actually is.)

#hualian #heaven official's blessing #tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #send help

[flophawk]

psa from everyones favourite(?) funny lil guy

#ut yellow #undertale yellow #uty #flowey #uty clover #everyone has my blessing to send this image to ppl xoxo #i felt like he would say this yk #uty fanart #clover #B is not dependent on A. as things should be

[andr0nap]

ROAD TRIP 🚍❄️

#trigun #trigun stampede #ice planet au #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #roberto de niro #berni the news van #andr0art #berni appreciation post tbh #she gets her own tag #our beloved #the whole gang is here #vash is ab to send nico to the shadow realm #meryl the truck queen god bless #kuronekos little winter coat can be something so personal #shes warm and cozy guys its very important

[lazycranberrydoodles]

xie lian texts like a grandpa … i imagine pre confession their texts would be a graveyard of hua cheng’s failed attempts at flirting

xie lian's profile picture is from the manhua by starember / follow for more of hua cheng Ls

#xie lian: the water master died 💀 (used skull emoji to indicate death) #hua cheng: the water master died 💀 (lol) #xie lian uses the 😏 emoji on him one time and he has to stand up from his phone for a minute #cue the ‘no no you used the emoji correctly just dont uh. send it to anybody but me.’ from the cpr scene #i think xie lian would LOVE advice animals memes #he told me himself. btw. and he finds them in google images and his local facebook group #hua cheng would not normally use 😂 but he does so xie lian can understand him :) #they are so sillay #truthfully i think hua cheng would find current internet humor annoying but hes doing his best o7 #tgcf #hualian #tgcf spoilers #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #heaven official's blessing #hob #art #my art #doodle #mxtx

[thatdeadaquarius]

Ok but polygot reader who's like a pro singer who sings im all the languages they know all across teyvat cuz y not <3

Having a duet with yunjin and xinyan

Harmonising with barbara

Singing for nilou's dance

I WANNA SING LULLABIES TO MY CHILDREN SO BADLYYYYYYYY

Orah my beloved genius you <333

LMAO SORRY I JUST HAD TO USE THIS GIF

Orbit: Short Headcanons-ish

Stars: mostly Mond/Liyue characters, mentions of other singers/musicians

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: none known. & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

☆

U get to sing a solo with Barbara yes!!

but u know whats more important? whos more hype abt ur songs/diff languages???

Venti.

Venti is.

Venti is vibrating with barely contained manic energy

poor guy is sick of always being familiar with songs, nothing is "new" to him, but ur songs?? they're from a different world, and he can't know any of them!!!

Venti's has a surprising amount of strength in those noodle arms bc ur suffocating in his hug rn-

He is constantly begging asking you to sing for him, sing in public, he'll put you on the Barbatos statue hands just so everyone can hear you,

constantly pleading politely requesting if he can lay in your lap under the Windrise tree while you sing slow songs

Hogs you from Barbara, Klee, and anyone else in Mondstadt who would want to personally hear ur singing/duet with you lmao

u had to bring in the cavalry (Rex Lapis/Zhongli) to get a week away from him lol

luckily the retired god was more than motivated to bring u to Liyue, after all he spends a fair amount of his time listening to operas/music

DUETS DUETS DUETS!!

Yunjin blew ur eardrums out of excitement the first time u copied her singing perfectly, kidnapped u for an entire week of festivities where u were the special singer guest <33

Xinyan looked at you like u hung the stars in the sky for both playing a little guitar/singing to her rock music (as she's used to instrumental rock so far bc its been just her)

Qiqi, Klee, Yao yao, Diona all ask (in their own ways lol) for lullabies,

they each wanted you to sing to them every night but it wasn't possible... so u got cloud retainer to invent a machine to record some lullabies you've sung in each of their countries languages so they can sleep 🥺<333

and the dancers.

you cannot escape the dancers.

Nilou, yunjin, eula, gaming, ayaka, doesn't matter, u cannot have peace.

u will sing for them all at some point, u will have repeated performances, u will attract crowds, u will be going on a world tour

(Lyney has also kidnapped u for his magic shows to show off ur singing in French)

☆

finally scheduled a post and am able to rlly get at my asks more frequently now thank goodness

im so ready to open ask box again 😭😭

hope u guys have a fun Tuesday!! :)

Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

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@kiyomi-uchiha777

#genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #gender neutral reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact sagau #my asks #aqua asks #orah my beloved #ur brain is a blessing tbh #cant wait to open asks again #there better bc ppl wanting to send me stuff T-T #i love talking to u guys and doing requests!! #<33

[mediaraiz]

mouse eating an m&m but it's just xie lian eating a steamed bun

#send me your xie lian memes on twt #tgcf #tgcf manhua #xie lian tgcf #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf donghua #mxtx tgcf #tgcf fanart #xie lian heaven official’s blessing #heaven official’s blessing xie lian #xie lian x san lang #xie lian fanart #xie lian x hua cheng #xianle #xie lian #heaven official’s blessing fanart #heaven official’s blessing #heaven official's blessing

[likegoldintheair]

oooh for the sentences game: bucktommy + "You can stay the night, you know, if you want to."

"You can stay the night," Buck breathes out, tilting his head just so to give Tommy access to his neck. The man is clearly on a mission and who is Buck to deny him that. Besides, the light scratch of Tommy's stubble against his sensitive skin felt amazing, and it makes Buck wonder for the umpteenth time how he could ever live without it before. "You know, if- if you want to."

Tommy pauses then, mouth hovering just above Buck's pulse point. He hums quietly before pressing a quick kiss into Buck's skin. Then he leans back and just... looks at Buck.

"I-I mean, we're both off duty tomorrow, right," Buck says, words rushing out to fill the silence between them. "And- and it's already late, so I thought maybe- but you obviously don't have to-"

"Evan."

Tommy's voice is gentle as it cuts him off, his gaze softening into something that Buck can't quite describe. It does something to his inside, though; a low, steady humming spreading throughout his body, something entirely different from the fast, hot thrumming that's been buzzing beneath his skin for the past hour or so. Buck almost feels dizzy with it.

"Yeah?"

"You know you don't have to convince me, right?"

"I just-" Buck swallows, his hand flexing involuntary where it rests on Tommy's waist, the feeling of his naked skin against Buck's palm calming and exhilarating all at the same time. "I didn't want to assume."

"Yeah, I figured." Tommy's mouth curves up into a smile then, a small and private thing, as his hand smoothes over Buck's shoulder. His eyes flitters over Buck's face before falling to his neck. Carefully, he presses his fingertips into the tender skin there, the same bruised spot his mouth had occupied mere moments before. "But-"

"What?" Buck exhales shakily, feeling like his entire body is set alight. Tommy drags his eyes away from his neck, then, his gaze heavy as it locks with Buck's. He uses his hand to pull Buck closer and presses a kiss to his lips.

"But," he murmurs, his breath hot against Buck's mouth, "you can assume."

#hello i had to rewrite this in a state of panic because i accidentally deleted the first one i wrote bless #so idk if it's still any good lol #anyways enjoy!!! #and thank you for sending me this spencer <3 #evan buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #911 abc #911 fic

[robo-milky]

Goodbye, Rook and Epel… My new love is Rollo-sama!

After all, there can only be one French man with a bad cut, accessorized hat, and have their name start with ‘Ro’. Not only that but he’s also taller than Rook by 1 cm too 🤭

#please send them your blessings <3 #cat scribblez 🌸 #jingle bells 🔔🎊 #oc: cloche🎊 #twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twst ocs #twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland rollo #twst rollo #twst art #twst fanart #twisted wonderland fanart #twisted wonderland art #twst yuu #twst yuusona #twst yume #rollo x yuu #rollo flamme

[artemis-pendragon]

Now that OFMD and GO2 exist every single thing that happens related to Destielgate is a million times funnier because SPN could've just. Committed. It's the 2020s and being fruity in sci-fi and fantasy is fine. Come on now. But no, they had to make it thee most insane convoluted half-canon clusterfuck of all time and it is so so so funny

#god bless the not even rogue translator for sending us all into hysterics again amen #spn #destiel #good omens #ofmd #go2 #supernatural

[daz4i]

told my social worker abt fanfiction like as a concept,

"so there's fanfics about anything?"

"yeah anything in the world :)"

"even house?"

"...yes"

"can you send me one? :)"

"*remembers every post i've ever seen about house and wilson* ...how do you feel about these two guys kissing"

#''my wife likes house i would love to show it to her'' um. #bless his soul fr #i just sent him the most kudosed one. it's a secret relationship fic apparently. hm #''i can look for one where they're not in a relationship-'' ''no that's fine :) send me anything''

[indigovigilance]

How Aziraphale Responds to being Pinned to a Wall

Aziraphale trusts Crowley more than God, part 1/?

bonus:

#Aziraphale trusts Crowley more than God #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens meta #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #ivoc #if somebody catches this at 666 notes send me a screenshot #it is at 660 but I have to go to bed I am gonna be so mad if I miss this post being blessed by Beelzebub I'm relying on you guys #this post has been Blessed by Beelzebub and surpassed 666 notes thank you everyone!!!

[backpackingspace]

Anyway I love hua cheng has """kidnapped"""" xie lian fics. It's about the chaos. The shenanigans! The duality of the heavenly Court freaking out! Cut to hualian having a cute date! Jun wu mentally trying to rearrange his plans realistically sending xie lian to investigate should have disrupted their relationship why are they now getting married??? Xie lian popping in to the heavenly group chat going I'm FINE!!! Please please stop sending people to rescue me. Yes I've definitely been kidnapped let it go!!

#Tgcf #heaven official's blessing #Fanfics #hualian #Xie lian #Hua cheng #Jun wu #Hua cheng “kidnaps” xie lian #Xie lian : injured and lying about it #Hua cheng: gege actually I changed my mind you're no longer an honored guest you're now my prisoner so you must do what I say #Hua cheng: I'm an evil ghost king after all I would hate for things to escalate if you don't listen #Hua cheng: now take your goddamn medicine and let me change your bandages and brush your hair #Jun wu: ling wen have we tried plan 57 yet?? It's really cramping my style and triggering me that xie lian has so many people in his life #If anyone has any recs pls pls send them my way

[meruz]

Tai from Digimon

ofc...happy odaiba day!!!

#i feel like this drawing isnt very good sorry ill do better next time #digimon #i got a couple digimon requests god bless yall <3 #feel free to send more i love drawing digimon #meruzart

[sweatsnervously47]

Qi Rong out here like:

Is San Lang your boyyyfriend??? Are you in loOoveee??

If you lOvE hIM so mUCh wHy DOn't yOu MarRy him??

And Xie Lian out here blushing and kicking his feet:

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #xie lian #send help #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu