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going absolutely feral tonight a la ben chang
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Business | D.P.
Summary: You and Damian cut a promo after he allows JD to take a beating.
Damian didn't bother helping JD while Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens tag teamed him in the ring. He was expressly told to stay out of Judgement Day business. He watched on the Jumbotron as the two Canadian wrestlers took out their frustrations on him. Damian felt jealous. Maybe he could get the chance to whoop JD one day.
He went behind the curtain and sat in the back. His Money In The Bank suitcase placed next to him. His arm perched on the suitcase. He knew the mess he got himself into by allowing JD to be attacked despite the fact that he helped Priest get the win.
He and Finn were already not seeing eye to eye. Ever since Senor Money in the Bank won the case times were tough. Rhea was now a champion along with Dom Mysterio. It seemed that the Judgement Day ran their course and he needed to run along too.
The last person he expected to get in his face was his girlfriend. You stomped towards him with an angry expression on his face.
"Mi amor," he smiled and widened his arms for a hug. Despite your angry face you must be here to congratulate him on beating Sami Zayn.
"Mi amor, nada. How could you do that to Finn's friend?" You asked. You raised your hands in frustration. He loved seeing you so riled up. Your face flushed in anger. The intensity in your eyes when you were headstrong in what you believed in.
"He's getting into family business. There are only five of us in Judgement Day. You, me, Finn, Rhea, and Dom. I don't appreciate the outside interference from someone not in our family," he spoke so calmly. You weren't sure when he stopped wanting help to finish matches. Judgement Day was all about outside interference.
"JD is a friend of Judgement Day. Finn, Rhea, Dom, and I trust him. He went out to help you. Your attitude is going to push Finn further away. You have to apogize," you urged.
"Attitude? Apologize?" Damian asked with a laugh. He stood up from his seat and stared down at you. You looked up at him. "Finn and his boy need to apologize for staying in my business,"
"You are making the Judgement Day look weak by allowing these idiots to think we are fractured. A house divided will fall. These people on this roster are chomping at the thought to bring us down," you warned him.
"Factions rise and fall in this business, mi amor. If the Judgement Day fails, it wasn't because of Senor Money in the Bank," he assured you. He slapped his case and walked away. You cross your arms and glare behind his back.
#fanfiction#imagine#wwe fanfiction#wwe#damian priest#judgement day#damian priest x reader#damian priest x you
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Might I have a short story about a very teasy or flirty pred , they are my favourites (ps your stories are always a 10/10 read keep up the good work)
You'll definitely like Kevin, he is that flirtatious pred that makes you want more. PS - Thank you ^^, here you go!
Kevin looked around after swimming out of the private pool. His toned abs was no where shown as he supported a globular gut. He recently caught a random swimmer that swam passed him earlier. Only to be devoured by the hunk unseen.
"Si, you were very delicious senor." Kevin teased, giving his belly a satisfied smack. Walking satisfied to the door he bumped into a stranger as soon as the stranger opened it.
You walked into the private pool area, now seeing the hunk in front of you as you opened the door. Your eyes fixated onto the distended stomach in front of him.
"Uh... excuse me..." You shyly say, Kevin grinned as he moved closer, trying to exit out.
"It's a little rude to not let me go out first cutie~" The hunk playfully joked, you blushed at the simple comment, moving aside next to the wall to let him through.
After Kevin's exit, he turned around and pinned his belly onto your back, keeping you against the wall. You felt the stomach squishing your back heavily with faint movements from the hunks caught swimmer.
"Oh yeah, that feels much better-URRRP." Kevin teased as he erupted into a short belch. Slightly moving his belly off of you, you turned around to face him.
All you could see was a cocky man with a ravenous appetite. Seeing him idly rub his enlarged belly in front of you as your gaze admired the entire physique.
"You wish to cop a feel?" Kevin motioned, as he swayed his hips side to side, his belly moving along. You nodded, shakenly placing both of your hands on the stomach. Feeling the drenched and cool skin against your hands.
After a few long minutes, you continued kneading into the round belly. Kevin looking at you with flirtatious amazement. Moving back, Kevin patted his belly, satisfied with the belly rubs you gave him.
"This won't be the last that I'll see you. I have good memory cutie so don't try leaving too far from me~" He purred, smacking his belly proudly, walking off and out of your view.
Your only thought upon that moment, is that you hope to have the opportunity to do more.
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Actually wild the things we do see Troy and Britta do together like
They watch tv together, which is like The Abed activity, and as far as we see, Britta suggested it initially
We see them holding hands like once, we see Troy and Abed doing that a few times, always with some excuse like a special picture or comfort during a meltdown, but we know they've done it more
They turn up to Jeff's Christmas party together, which Troy would otherwise do with Abed, and he spends more time there with Abed, even leaving Britta mid sentence to go see Abed
They go to Senor Kevin's at Annie's suggestion, whereas Troy and Abed have been to a fancier restaurant before, and he calls Annie to ask about Abed in the middle of this
Troy brings Britta to Inspecticon for some reason, even though she doesn't care about Inspector Spacetime and he goes so far as to suggest she wait in the car
When Troy is helping with Britta's dance he is desperate to get Abed in on it, and again, barely interacts with Britta
They like hugging? I guess?
Like Troy's approach to having a girlfriend is just copy and paste what you do with your best friend, but with less enthusiasm and even being kind of a douche about it sometimes
#these are not the actions of a straight man#community#nbc community#troy barnes#britta perry#abed nadir
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My Favorite Fictional Couples Part 47
NOTE: Be respectful of my choices; the OTPs are not ranked, just of who I thought when making this list.
The Haunting of Hill House: Theodora "Theo" Crain + Trish Park = Thrish
2. Illumination Studios' Migration: Dax Mallard + Kim = Daxkim
3. Disney's Kim Possible: Senor Senior Junior + Bonnie Rockwaller = Jonnie
4. Disney's Strange World: Ethan Clade + Diazo = Ethiazo
5. Jackie Chan Adventures: Jade Chan + Paco = Jaco
6. Never Have I Ever: Ben Gross + Devi Vishwakumar = Benvi
7. How to Get Away With Murder: Annalise Keating aka Anna Mae Harkness + Eve Rothlow = Annaleve
8. Drake and Josh: Josh Nichols + Mindy Crenshaw = Joshaw
9. Brooklyn Nine Nine: Raymond Holt + Kevin Cozner =Holtzner
10. Dirty Dancing: Johnny Castle + Frances "Baby" Houseman = Castlebaby
#multimedia#myotps#lists#my posts#fic ships appreciation#fav#mine#thrish#daxkim#jonnie#ethiazo#jaco#benvi#joshaw#holtzner#castlebaby#otp#otplist
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FYI, Kevin may be calling people who are not Christian, Christian. Poor poor Senor Translator.
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Abed: I was looking for you.
Señor Chang: What? I...
Abed : We discovered you're the reason we all went to Greendale. You linked all our stories, like how the Cosmic Cube assembled the Avengers. That, and the four billion dollar deal with Disney. Turns out you were always one of us. So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt.
Señor Chang: Really? That's... That's all I ever wanted. But it's too late.
Abed: Here's another thing I realized. Because of you, we got to reinvent ourselves at Greendale. Everyone should have the same chance, don't you think, Chang?
Senor Chang: It's not Chang. It's Kevin. How long have you known?
Abed Nadir: Known what? Only you know who you really are. Also, you may have experimental monkey fever. You coming?
Señor Chang: Yeah.
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Cast:
Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Dora
SpongeBob SquarePants as Boots
Ronnie Anne Santiago (The Casagrandes) as Backpack
Lincoln Loud (The Loud House) as the Map
Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Tico the Squirrel
Donald Duck (Mickey Mouse & Friends) as Benny the Bull
Daisy Duck (Mickey Mouse & Friends) as Isa the Iguana
Nick Wilde (Zootopia) as Swiper the Fox
Telly Monster (Sesame Street) as Senor Toucan
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes) as Big Red Chicken
John Egbert (Homestuck) as Grumpy Old Troll
Applejack (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls) as Diego
Hunter (Lisa Frank) as Baby Jaguar
Kevin, Stuart, and Bob (Minions) as The Fiesta Trio
#crossover fanart#crossover#cartoon crossover#character recast#character recast meme#recast#pinkie pie#spongebob#dora the explorer
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The News of The People - Episode #242: "Gulfshore Playhouse + Broadway S...
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Songs for Luchadores
(To clarify, these are songs that I think would suit their personalities, not necessarily songs that they would personally listen to. Also subject to change.)
Zero Kelvin
"The Skater's Waltz"- Emile Waldteufel
"Vuelie"- from Frozen
“Wonderland of Snow”- from Spongebob soundtrack
El Haystack Grande
"Cotton Eye Joe"- Vanessa Mae version
“Terrier Waltz”- Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties
El Pacifico
"Feeling Good"- LAKEY INSPIRED
"Morning Mood"- Grieg
"Ranz des Vaches" from William Tell Overture- Rossini
"Easy Sunday"- Slyrax
“Sunset Dream”- Cheel
“Mazuri Hub Night”- from Sonic Unleashed
El Fundador
"Pomp And Circumstance"- Elgar
"1812 Overture"- Tchaikovsky
"The Marriage of Figaro"- Mozart
"C Major Prelude"- Bach
"Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"- Mozart
"Trumpet Concerto in E Flat Major- Allegro"- Haydn
"Printemps: Suite Symphonique"- Debussy
Potato Patata Jr.
"Big Eater"- The Bad Plus
"Fat"- Weird Al Yankovic
Minotoro
"Les Toreadors" from Carmen- Bizet
La Flamencita
"Habanera" from Carmen- Bizet
"Spanish March"- Johann Strauss II
Coco Demento
"The Barber Of Seville"- Rossini
“Tritsch-Tratsch-Polka”- Johann Strauss II
Senor Hasbeena
"Disco Street"- J.B. Boogie
“Burning up the Funk”- Jive Ass Sleepers
"Dance the Night"- Dua Lipa
"Canned Heat"- Jamiroquai
El Dolor De Kurtz
"Ride of the Valkyries"- Wagner
French Twist
"Enemy Like Me"- Peggy Suave
"Maple Leaf Rag"- Scott Joplin
"Hand Trolley"- Kevin MacLeod
La Muneca
"Pastel"- Snail House x Moe Shop
"CANDY CANDY"- Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
"PONPONPON"- Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
Pierre Del Fuego
"Fuego"- Eleni Foureira
El Custodio
“Fabulous”- Ashley Tisdale
Ensalada de Frutas
"Breeze/Fantastic/Fresh"- MBB
"Mambo No. 5"- Lou Bega (instrumental version)
El Loco Mosquito
"Flight of the Bumblebee"- Rimsky Korsakov
Rikochet
"Victim to Victor"- RKvc
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Shakman did an interview on Kevin Smith's YT (time stamp 2:06:00) and revealed there was an entire sequence cut from the finale that they'd filmed. Monica was supposed to team up with Ralph and the twins to try and steal the Darkhold from the basement, but Senor Scratchy turns into a demon and chases them out before they can.
I can already picture Peter going like:
“I was kidnapped from my own universe, hexed, brainwashed, married an evil witch, played the role of my au sister’s dead brother, had my name changed into a boner, and to top it all off I WAS CHASED BY AN EVIL DEMONIC RABBIT”
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Mexico playlist
Hola!
This is my Mexico playlist. Mi encanta Mexico!!
That’s me, on the right, on top of the Pyramid of the Sun, at Teotihuacan.
Mexican music is like no other. Unique to that part of the world.
Hit play here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1-HNgZkL9SYjyrDfq_F1vTt
Mi Espanol es malo!
I hope you enjoy this Mexican playlist. Gracias.
MEXICO
001 Motörhead - Going To Mexico
002 Brujeria - Mexico Campeon
003 Chingon - Se Me Paro
004 ZZ Top - Goin' Down To Mexico
005 Montgomery Gentry - All I Know About Mexico
006 Le Butcherettes - Bang!
007 Queens of the Stone Age - Mexicola
008 J. Zunz - Júpiter
009 Kevin Ayers - Fake Mexican Tourist Blues
010 Malagueña/Brian Setzer - (Once Upon A Time In Mexico)
011 Katrina And The Waves - Mexico
012 Herb ALPERT - Mexican Shuffle
013 Asesino - Matando Güeros
014 Rich La Bonte - Mayan Canals
015 Jefferson Airplane - Mexico
016 Carlos Santana & Willie Nelson - They All Went To Mexico
017 Yaotl Mictlan - Tezcatlipoca Espejo Relumbrante
018 Sammy Hagar & The Wabos - [Livin' It Up] Mexico
019 Ween - Fiesta
020 Chingon - Cuka Rocka
021 Brian J Ramos - Telele
022 Southern Culture On The Skids - Meximelt
023 Chandelles - El Gato
024 Brujeria - cuiden a los niños
025 Tilts - Mexiqo
026 Tito Tarantula - Machete Main Title Theme
027 Oliver Nelson - Baja Bossa
028 Once Upon a Time in Mexico OST - Guitar Town
029 Cocteau Twins - Mizake the Mizan
030 Ennio Morricone - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
031 El Simbolo - Levantando Las Manos
032 Mabe Fratti - Todo Lo Que Querías Saber
033 The Tepetatles - Los Tepetatles
034 Salma Hayek - Siente Mi Amor
035 The Kills - M.E.X.I.C.O.
036 Concrete Blonde - Mexican Moon
037 Nazareth - Mexico
038 Toño Quirazco - Merida
039 Sun Ra - Yucatan
040 Trio Los Caribes - Ay Cosita Linda, Mama
041 ASESINO - ASESINO
042 Luis Mariano - Acapulco
043 Corrosion of Conformity - Senor Limpio
044 Jorge Reyes y Antonio Zepeda - A la izquierda del Colibrí
045 Gerardo Ortiz - Quien Se Anima
046 Le Butcherettes - Burn the Scab
047 Neil Young - Mexico
048 Beasts Of Bourbon - New Day of The Dead
049 Lorelle Meets the Obsolete - Dead Leaves
050 Korpiklaani - Tequila
051 Soy De Rancho - El Komander
052 La Adictiva Banda San JosÃc de Mesillas - Un fin en Culiacán
053 Brujeria - Pititis, Te Invoco
054 Sammy Hagar - Mas Tequila
055 Jorge Negrete - ¡Ay, Jalisco, no te rajes!
056 Tori Amos- Juarez
057 Aztec Drums of War - Tambores de Tenochtitlan
058 Desperado Soundtrack - Antonio Banderas - Cancion del Mariachi
059 James Taylor - Mexico
060 The Coasters - Down In Mexico
061 USA/MEXICO - Matamoros
062 Los Tigres Del Norte - Mi Distrito Federal
063 Le Butcherettes - "La Uva" (feat. Iggy Pop)
064 Cheech Marin - Born in East LA
065 Tom Jones - The Young Mexican Pupetteer
066 Dead Can Dance - Cantara
067 Ketzal - Musica Maya
068 Waylon Jennings - Ain't No God In Mexico
069 The Mars Volta - Cotopaxi
070 Los Concheros de Ernesto Ortíz Ramírez - el Ãguila blanca
071 ZZ Top - Mexican Blackbird
072 UNLEASHED - The Rise Of The Maya Warriors
073 Alejandro Jodorowsky/Ronald Frangipane /Don Cherry - The Holy Mountain/The Tarot
074 Itzamkan - Ometeotl
075 A Fistful of Dollars OST - Theme by (Ennio Morricone)
076 Mexican Radio - white trash
077 Konex-Konex - Canción de Cuna Maya
078 Brujeria - Vayan Sin Miedo
079 El Topo OST - Bajo Tierra (Under the Earth)
080 Jorge Querol con Los Go-Go - Rudi Enamorado
081 Chingon - Cascabel
082 Allah-Las - Could Be You I Saw Last Mexican Summer
083 West End Motel - El Myr
084 Charles Bogart Field Recordings - Mexican Leaf Frog
085 Santana - Corazon Espinado
086 Elvis Presley - Fun in Acapulco
087 George Strait - El Rey
088 Hell Fire - Destroyers
089 La Vaca Vieja - Rufo Garrido
090 Angélica Vargas - Atotonilco
091 Butthole Surfers - Mexican Caravan
092 Kid Congo & The Pink Monkey B - La Aran~a
093 Tom Waits - Mr. Siegal
094 Xavier Quijas Yxayotl - Xipe Totec
095 VUUR - Valley of Diamonds - Mexico City
096 Chingon - Mexican Sausage Link
097 Mayan - Human Sacrifice
098 Nirvana - Mexican Seafood
099 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sexy Mexican Maid
100 Iron Maiden - The Book Of Souls
101 Ween - Buenas Tardes Amigo
102 The Cramps - God moster
103 J.J Cale - Bringing It Back
104 SEROCS - 106
105 Cedric Imbrooks & The Sound Dimension - Mun-Dun-Gu
106 Ennio Morricone - The Ecstasy of Gold
107 Brujeria - La migra (Cruza la frontera II)
108 The Holy Mountain OST - Trance Mutation
109 Le Butcherettes - la/SANDÍA
110 Heino - In einer Bar in Mexico
111 Pierrots Gang - Mexico
112 Molotov ft. Anita Tijoux - Hit me
113 Lorelle Meets the Obsolete - These days
114 Thin Lizzy - Mexican Blood
115 Juan Gabriel - La Frontera
116 Hellnite - Midnight Terror
117 Septic Flesh - Temple Of The Lost Race
118 Chingon - Severina
119 Riot - Swords And Tequila
120 Transmetal - México Bárbaro
121 Rodrigo y Gabriela - Juan Loco
122 Mr. Bungle - Habla Espanol O Muere
123 Cate Le Bon & Bradford Cox - Canto!
124 Los Bitches - The link is about to die
125 Brujeria - Leyes narcos
126 Papo Lucca - Hachero pa' un palo
127 Today is the Day - Mexico
128 CORRUPTED - UNBENDING PILLAR
129 Shadow Willber - The Fifth Era
130 Pungent Stench - Aztec Holiday
131 Ry Cooder - Cancion Mixteca
132 Acidez - Waiting the end
133 Control Machete - El Son Divo
134 Spit On Your Grave - Sodomy
135 Running Wild - Conquistadores
136 Jaguares - Viejo el mundo
137 Caifanes - Aquí No Es Así
138 Hocico - sex sick
139 Paul Gilbert - Down to Mexico
140 Texas Tornados - Adios Mexico
666 Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1-HNgZkL9SYjyrDfq_F1vTt
#Mexico#mexico playlist#mexican music#music of mexico#aztec music#mayan#chingon#frida kahlo#once upon a time in mexioc#robert rodriguez#alejandro jodorowsky#brujeria#dino cazares#le butcherettes#lorelle meets the obsolete#J Zunz
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Schrödinger‘s cat (the lift fic) – Lando/Charles, Nico/Carlos
I finally did it and completed this monstrosity of banter, crack and utter awkwardness.
Have fun reading it and feel free to comment, folks!
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Lando really just wants to go to bed.
The whole day drained him of all his energy. The constant discussions about possible rain and the entailed consequences and risks have exhausted him beyond imagination and still cloud his mind. He is weary to the bone.
Carlos next to him doesn’t look any better or fitter and has buried himself into his wide papaya-coloured rain jacket, which stands out like a light post in the dark and modern hotel lobby. Lando yawns, presses the button to call the lift again and when the shiny metallic doors finally slide open, he stumbles inside without really looking where he’s going.
“Huh, careful.”
Lando conjures a tired smile to his lips, when he sees Charles (and something tall and yellow in the background; blonde. Nico.). He more or less slouches against the handrail in his back.
He has to stop himself from leaning into the touch, when Charles pats his shoulder comradely. He may be tired and the newly blossomed relationship between them is exiting and more than Lando could have ever dared to hope for, but he’s neither stupid nor reckless. Just tired and in need of the soft sheets of his hotel bed.
He wipes his face and scans his surroundings. Carlos got drawn to Nico like a magnet, Romain and Daniil are deep in a silent conversation about something family related and Charles taps a slow rhythm with his shoe, trying to avoid to look at him too much.
Lando is about to start a harmless, easy-going chat with him, when he hears loud footsteps storming through the lobby.
“Wait for us, guys!”
The lift is about to close, when a wild horde of rugged and rumbled and wet formula one drivers squeezes into the tiny lift.
Nico’s comment from behind “Daniel, you do realize, we’re not sardines, right?” makes Lando nod in agreement, but he gets overlooked as usual.
“Ah, come on, we’ll fit.”
And they do… strangely enough.
Lando is squished between Charles’s side, who makes himself even slimmer than he is by standing sideways, and Daniel’s bony elbow. He can smell the subtle scent of Charles’s aftershave and the fresh rain and fuel sticking to Daniel’s shirt.
God, what have I done to deserve this?
Valtteri leans against the wall opposite of him and Lando finds it incredibly unfair that he still has enough room to chew his gum.
The doors slide shut.
Silence covers their highly improbable and unwitting gathering for a moment of motionlessness when Daniel, obviously hell-bent raise awareness to exactly that circumstance, points at his phone and they all wave at the camera lens.
As soon as the Aussie finally puts the phone away, the rattling of the lift and the soft whirr of the air conditioning are the only sounds.
Until George hisses in pain.
“Oow, Sergio, that was my foot.”
Lando stops still for another second and then they all burst into loud laughter. Lando wants to cover his face, but doesn’t have enough space for that and when Charles’s hand lands on his shoulder he lets his head sink into the crook of his arm for a moment – or two.
Even Valtteri snickers at the situation. At the fact that eleven – elf, onze, once, yksitoista – racing drivers meet in the exact same lift in a hotel in Mannheim. At the fact that they actually do fit into it. And at the very strange feeling they sure as hell all share in this moment. The comradery and abstrusity. The comicalness of a situation where nationalities, age bands, stages of success and jarring colours meet in a tiny loophole of cosmic law. Suddenly they are equals and close.
Some feel the latter definitely more than others.
Nico rolls his eyes after Daniel finally discards his phone and when the lift starts moving the sudden jolt makes him stumble against Carlos’s chest.
“Oh, sorry.” He mutters and laughs nervously.
“It’s okay. There really isn’t much you can do to avoid that.”
Nico looks at the Spaniard, meets humour in dark brown eyes and smirks.
“Yeah, but I have to say that I’m yet again astonished by German engineering. Eleven guys in one lift. Let’s just hope we don’t get stuck.”
“Reminds me of Finnish Saunas.” Valtteri deadpans from his corner of the silver box.
“Uuuh, naked dudes.” Daniel jeers and snickers at his own joke.
“Come on, Daniel, you don’t care, as long Max isn’t here.” Nico chuckles and ducks behind Romain when Daniel flings his Renault cap in his direction. The Frenchman catches it and continues his chat with Pierre as if nothing had happened.
“You better be glad Kevin isn’t here.” Carlos murmurs under his breath and a triumphant grin splits Nico’s lips, when he sees something dark flicker across the tanned face.
“Aaah, Senor, don’t tell me, you’re jealous.”
“Me? Nah, certainly not.”
Nico is just about to change the tone of their banter, ask in all seriousness and true interest what’s behind Carlos’s sour expression, when a loud metallic thud pre-empts his plan.
There is another bang, then a soft hydraulic whirr and – nothing. The lift stopped moving upwards. The air conditioning system stutters and stops still. The neon lights above their heads flicker and suddenly they are covered in darkness.
They are stuck. They are fucking stuck.
Eleven formula one drivers freeze in place and change questioning looks with the ones standing close to them – for they can’t see farther than an arm’s length.
“Did we just…?” Lando starts, but can’t finish his sentence, when he feels a highly unwanted but very familiar sensation creep up from the depth of his stomach. His breathing hitches and goosebumps spread on his damp neck. He blinks into the darkness and sees nothing but the bright green emergency sign above their heads.
Shit, not now, please.
A soft sigh escapes his lips and all he can concentrate on is Charles’s warm hand in his back.
Daniel demonstrates his interest in a music career by pressing every button on the control panel of the lift in any possible order as if they were piano keys. He curses in three languages and then lifts his hand in a surrendering gesture.
“Sorry, guys. I think, we’re stuck.”
“Should have had less from the dinner buffet, mate.”
“It’s remarkable, Nico, really. The reasons why Kevin dislikes you so much are an utter mystery to me.”
“Oh, come on!”
It’s Charles who cuts off the banter between the two Renault drivers and that’s a big surprise for everyone present and himself, for that matter, but right now he couldn’t care less.
While George, Sergio and Daniil try to get a phone signal and obviously find none, Lando is turning paler and paler with every passing second.
“Hey, are you alright?” Charles whispers as quietly as possible. Lando squints his eyes and tries to calm down his rapid breathing. He shakes his head rapidly and tears open his team jacket. Cold sweat coats his neck, but he feels like burning from a fever.
The walls seem to be moving, closing in on him, suffocating him. It’s too dark to see the ceiling, but he feels it pressing down on him like a heavy weight and crashing him to pieces.
Lando huffs and droplets of cold sweat start to form on his forehead. His hands tremble. He turns away and grips the handrail tight enough his knuckles turn white. The floor wobbles underneath him and Lando feels nauseous and dizzy.
“Hot.” He murmurs and Charles watches in shock, as Lando sinks against the wall and closes his eyes with his chest rapidly rising and falling.
Shit, he’s claustrophobic. Why didn’t he say a tone?! and Charles Leclerc, the soft and well-mannered boy succumbs to ranting mentally while skimming through his limited options. Fuck, what am I supposed to do?!
Nico in the other not-so-far corner of the lift crosses his legs and fiddles with his sunglasses that became obsolete over the last few minutes.
“How many formula one drivers do you need to get a lift running?” Nico asks with a shit-eating grin spreading on his lips. Carlos sighs and leans his head back against the metallic wall. “I don’t know. You tell me.”
Nico tucks away his sunglasses and jeers. “Obviously more than eleven, because drivers are fucking stupid and can’t even start their own cars without fifty engineers and computers.”
Romain turns around and rolls his eyes. Daniel on the other side of the cramped lift and apparently done with imitating Ray Charles laughs wholeheartedly. “Don’t let Seb know.”
Nico looks at Carlos and winks, which makes the Spaniard role his eyes. Nico throws a glance around, sees that everyone is busy minding their own business, and sneaks up to Carlos. He slides a hand along the silver handrail and leans in as casually as possible. He suppresses a fake yawn and lets his hand slip underneath Carlos’s shirt and onto to the soft skin of his naked back. Nico smirks at the strangled noise that escapes Carlos’s throat and savours his attempt of covering it up with a cough.
Bright blue meets dark brown, when Carlos stares at him intently.
“What are you doing?!” he hisses under his breath and Nico licks his lips.
“Relax, it’s too dark to see a damn thing.”
“Are you crazy?!”
Nico grins smugly.
“Maybe?”
He lets his hand run over the waistband of Carlos’s loose sweatpants and sniggers hoarsely at the sigh he has to bites back. It’s purely Nico, really, the way he sneaks his hand into his trousers and squeezes his rear tightly. Effective, on point, daring. Something Carlos has missed so much since he changed teams. Lando is fun and all, but that kid is so head over heels in love with Leclerc, it’s soppy and disgusting. And he isn’t Nico. No one is like Nico.
He feels his body heat, when he scoops closer and presses him against the cold metal wall. They stare at each other in utter silence and covered by almost complete darkness. Nico’s eyes are cobalt blue, clouded by heated recklessness and Carlos catches it like a disease.
His focus darks to Nico’s lips and when the German opens his mouth unintentionally, Carlos can’t withstand the urge any longer and leans in to kiss him. They both stop still like frozen to place. Carlos remembers all the times they’ve been together, demanding gropes, teeth clashing, Nico’s firm grip in his hair.
He suppresses the moan that tries to detangle itself from his throat with all his might.
Jesus, what are we doing?! His thought gets cut off, when Nico’s tongue licks into his mouth and his hand squeezes his ass again. Carlos’s eyes flutter shut and his breathing hitches. Nico radiates blazing heat so close to him that Carlos feels like he’s being set on fire. He lets his hands run over the fabric of Nico’s black shirt, pulling him closer still.
It’s been so goddamn long since they’ve been this close and Carlos realises just now, how much he secretly missed it.
Realising that he apparently isn’t the only one thinking that makes a hot shudder run down his spine and into his crotch.
Fuck, this can’t be happening.
Carlos breaks the kiss, one hand still touching Nico’s chest (and feeling his rapid heartbeat underneath the thin shirt). The soft noise of their parting lips startles them both to an amount that makes them hold their breaths. No one seems to have noticed and Nico clears his throat loudly. Carlos fidgets for his phone and starts typing, feeling Nico’s irritated glare on him – then his phone buzzes.
”What do you think you’re doing?!”
Nico chuckles and starts typing. The bright light from the screen makes his features look harsh and casts long shadows over the silver walls. Carlos licks his lips absentmindedly.
”Having fun. And you?”
“Yo, Daniel, any signal yet?”
It’s a decoy Nico’s placing, Carlos knows and the simple fact, that Nico’s hand still cups his rear and his own is still firmly pressed against his chest, does something inexplicable to his half-hard cock. He doesn’t even pay attention to Daniel’s answer, is completely consumed by dark blue eyes and dishevelled blond hair.
Jesus, this is just wrong, he thinks rapidly blinking.
He sees Nico’s smug grin from the corner of his eyes when he unlocks his phone in order to answer his text and realises, it isn’t. It really isn’t.
”Your room or mine?”
“Thought you’d never ask.”
It’s a low whisper directly against his earlobe and Carlos feels his cheeks blushing. Nico smirks and squeezes his ass one more time before letting go and creating a respectable distance between them again.
Carlos exhales slowly and lets a hand trace over the goosebumps on the back of his neck.
Charles bites his lips and shields Lando from the others despite it being too dark to see anything, anyway. He cups his cheeks and looks at him intently. Lando is ashen and his hands shake like leaves. They are still tightly wrapped around the handrail as if he wanted to rip it from the metallic wall at any moment.
Thoughts rush through Charles’s brain as he slowly detangles Lando’s icy cold hands from the rail and takes them in his own.
A soft whimper escapes Lando’s lips at the comparatively hot touch. His windpipe feels clogged and he can’t breathe, oh God, he can’t breathe, he can’t-
“Sshh, hey, everything is fine, try to relax, chéri, everything is okay. See, Daniel has found a signal, we’ll be out of here any second, alright?” Charles whispers and it’s not even a lie, because Daniel does type frantically and his frown got replaced by an elated smirk.
Charles focuses on Lando again, the green-blue eyes widened in panic.
“Alright, just breathe, okay? Can you do that? Another minute or so and we’ll be out of here and take a long calm walk, okay? Maybe it stopped raining and we can go to the park. There is a fountain there and benches and ducks.” Charles smiles when Lando’s eyes fix on him and the Englishman takes a quivering intake of breath.
“Maybe the ducks aren’t as polite as the ones in Monaco, but I’ll look after you, okay? You’d like that?”
His voice is still just a whisper, but Lando nods and slowly he feels himself relaxing. The nausea still fogs his brain, but more air enters his burning lungs and the tight grip of Charles’s warm hands is a firm solidity in its fondness and care. They smile at each other in the dimly lit room and after a quick glance over his shoulder, Charles leans in and presses a soft kiss on Lando’s parted lips. It’s just a quick peck, their lips barely touch, but Lando’s heart skips a beat again and Charles sighs contently. Lando cradles his hands and lets his thumbs run over the soft skin of Charles’s knuckles.
“Thanks.” He whispers softly. He still hears his own blood rushing through his ears and he’s still dizzy, but ever since he’s locked eyes with Charles and has seen the adoration in the oceanic green he feels steadied again, anchored.
Charles just nods, but doesn’t make any indications of letting go of his hand.
All of this goes by without anyone else taking any notice of the two young-guns. Romain and Pierre’s conversation still fills the room with the soft flow of the French language and George empties his drinking bottle with loud slurps, while Daniel’s rapidly tapping fingers on his phone screen build a monotonous background rhythm.
All of a sudden the lights flicker and turn on again, dazzling them all for a sudden, making them groan in unison.
It gives Carlos enough time, to sort out his deranged clothes and scoop away from Nico, who wipes his slightly heated cheeks as casual as possible. Charles squeezes Lando’s hand one more time before letting it go.
The air conditioning resumes its work again and finally the lift starts moving.
“Yes, boys!” cheers Daniel and gives Valtteri a high five, who looks like he hasn’t moved an inch in the past fifteen minutes – except for his gum chewing, that is.
Carlos swallows drily and Nico takes a deep breath to chase away the heat spreading on his cheeks. Lando nudges Charles’s shoulder with his own and Charles chuckles softly.
An elated moan makes a circuit through the whole lift, when their metallic cage finally stops and the shiny doors slide open with a contented hydraulic sigh.
They are met by a mischievously grinning Max Verstappen and a rather perplexed Sebastian Vettel, of course with his inseparable better half Kimi Räikkönen in tow.
Daniel is the first to step into freedom and he gives Max a theatrical hug.
“My saviour! I thought I’d never see you again!” Max looks slightly terrified. “And thank you so much, it was getting way too hot in there.”
He says that in Nico’s direction with a knowing and smug grin, who instantly turns red as a beetroot.
Max disregards the comment and shoves Daniel away from him with a disgusted shriek.
“IIh, you’re soaking wet!” he bellows through the hallway and it’s met by Daniel’s loud laughter. He nudges his shoulder and they start leaving the unlikely fellowship behind.
“I thought, you liked it wet?” he jokes and wiggles his eyebrows, one arm still blatantly slung around Max’s shoulder.
Their banter is cut off by Max’s hotel room door falling shut behind them.
Nico scratches the back of his head and leans towards Carlos. He murmurs something that suspiciously sounds like “My room, fifteen minutes” and scurries down the corridor, leaving a crimson red Spaniard behind.
Valtteri furrows his brow, shrugs and hurries away.
Daniil instantly calls his wife to listen to his daughter squeal and whine like he’s been doing for days with imperturbable (and pretty dubious) joy.
The Frenchies are still deep in conversation and talk with widely sweeping gestures while walking down the hallway – toward the hotel bar to drown the disappointment of both their tremendously terrible seasons in silent company.
The lift is completely empty by now apart from Charles and Lando, who grin at each other shyly.
Charles makes a step in Lando’s direction and puts a hand on his waist underneath the team jacket.
“Sooo… What do you want to do?”
Lando chuckles hoarsely and pulls Charles closer, snuggling into his warmth, his nose buried in the bright red collar of his shirt.
“As much as I enjoy walks in the rain and seeing ducks. And most of all, seeing you befriend ducks. I just want to get out of this thing.”
“Bed?”
There is a smug promise hidden in Charles’s murmur, layered with a French accent and something that doesn’t fall far from nervousness.
Lando grins and nods.
“Yes. Bed.”
He pulls at Charles’s hand and they leave the lift together, courage restored and their relationship deepened even more by this incident.
We’ll make this work, Lando thinks confidently. We survived this hell of a lift ride. We can do whatever the fuck we want.
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WWE Smackdown Live 6/18/19 Review
We kicked everything off with The New Day. They talked about Kofi Kingston’s WWE Championship match for Stomping Ground. Big E talked about the freaky hour, but Dolph Ziggler came out to interrupt. Ziggler said that Kofi didn’t deserve to be WWE Champion, and said that he would be nothing without the New Day, and that he would be destroyed in the cage. Kingston pointed out that his whole journey started in a cage, the elimination chamber. He then said that he had to worry about Xaiver woods for the night. Ziggler said that he would destroy Woods to the point where he couldn’t help him ever again. Then he did the classic it should have been me stuff.
Grade: C. This was a classic promo between all of them, but I have gotten much more wary of the over the top Ziggler promos. I’m not a fan anymore, it’s gotten kinda annoying, and this didn’t really add anything. But they were all still okay, so I don’t want to punish it too much.
Then we went right into Dolph Ziggler vs. Xavier Woods. The two had pretty good chemistry, but were limited to the classic TV match formula. Woods was about to win, but Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens ran down to attack the rest of the New Day. Woods hit them both with a splash, and some refs came down to clear the ringside area. At one point, they brawled on the apron, and Ziggler hit an awesome looking superkick, which Woods sold perfectly. He followed that up with a zig zag, but kept up the punishment. He tied Woods up in the ropes and nailed a superkick before getting the win.
Grade: B. Pretty good match, they have some good chemistry. Ziggler showed a far more sadistic side here, in line with his character as of late. This match actually got me more excited for the steel cage match, so I guess it did it’s job. Good stuff, and match of the night.
Backstage, B-Team and Shelton Benjamin were lined up outside of a room for Baron Corbin where he was begging people to be his referee. Benjamin really didn’t want to deal with it, but stayed anyway to get a TV paycheck, probably. The B-Team didn’t really get why they were there. As they were talking, Matt Hardy walked out of the room, referred to Shelton as Senor Benjamin and told him he was next. Funny, I like the reference.
Then we had a Moment of Bliss, with Bayley as the guest. Bayley came out drinking Alexa’s coffee. Bayley told Cross that Bliss was just using her, and Bliss got quite irritated. She told Bliss to confront her right now if there was a problem. Bliss then told Bayley that her and everyone that she was with in NXT made her feel worthless. Bayley then pointed out that Bliss has done this same manipulation to Mickey James and Nia Jax. Bayley then called Bliss an entitled brat, and Bliss said that she was just the best. Bliss then said that Bayley peaked in NXT, so Bayley attacked her. Cross pulled Bayley off of Bliss, only for Bliss to get a shot in from behind. Cross looked horrified as they walked out.
Grade: B+. I liked this, good promo war from two wrestlers who can talk.
Backstage, Apollo Crews confronted Zelina Vega about finding Andrade. Vega distracted him a bit with flirting, which Crews wasn’t into, before Andrade attacked from around the corner. Then Chad Gable was taking notes. So Gable is taking notes on Apollo Crews, interesting.
Then we had the B-Team vs. Heavy Machinery, with the Planet’s tag team champions on commentary. On commentary, Daniel Bryan said that they didn’t take Heavy Machinery seriously because they treat everything as a joke. At one point, Bo Dallas was attacking Otis, but Otis still was able to keep the advantage. Heavy Machinery quickly got the win after the compacter.
After the match, Seth Rollins showed up and beat both of the B-Team with a chair.
Grade: B-. Inoffensive squash match. Daniel Bryan on commentary made this better. Plus I didn’t think that Rollins would be on the show tonight.
In the parking lot, Shane McMahon talked to Zayn and Owens about Rollins’ conduct, they asked him to do something. They also complained about Kofi. So, in response, Shane booked a 2 out of 3 falls tag team match between Seth and Kofi against Sami and Kevin for the main event. Fun.
Aleister Black did his promo. It was the same that it always was.
Then we had Shane complaining about Roman’s attack, before McIntyre said that same things, and then the Miz came out. Sorry to give such a paraphrase, but this was the same as always as well. Miz then showed a replay of Reigns’ attack on Raw. Miz made fun of Shane for being sweaty, and Shane threatened to fire anyone who aired further footage of the attack, and Miz said that he was the bosses son. They then insulted each other’s fathers, and Miz said that Shane was sucking up too much airtime, and this is one of those things where the faces say things that the fans think to get cheers. Miz then said that he blamed himself for this, because of his injury at crown jewel. Miz then said that he would be the one to put shane down. Shane then challenged Miz to a tag match, Drew McIntyre and Elias vs. Miz and any partner he could get in 10 seconds. He didn’t know what to do, but R-Truth emerged from underneath the ring, and became Miz’s partner. Shane then made it an elimination match for some reason, and the match was next.
Grade: B. Another good promo, with a shocking inclusion of R-Truth, which was unexpected. I like that though, more Awesome Truth. And they actually were good at speaking in this segment, with Shane doing some good work with his delusions of grandeur.
Backstage, The IIconics made fun of the Kabuki Warriors, which is a match that should happen. Paige tried to challenge them, but they refused. They then said that there was a big match at the Tokyo show next week. If they win the match, then they get a women’s title match. I’m glad that’ll happen, but my god how far Asuka has fallen. Bayley vs. Asuka on the main roster needs to happen like, now.
So then into the elimination tag match, R-Truth and the Miz vs. Drew McIntyre and Elias. This match made me remember that Truth can still go. I always forget because he is such a comedy guy right now, but he is good. Truth was beaten down, and almost got the tag to Miz, but Shane pulled him off the apron. Elias then pinned Truth, but for some reason didn’t lose the 24/7 championship, so the lower card guys chased him out of the ring. Miz then fought off Elias for a bit, until being sent into the ropes for a glasgow kiss from McIntyre. Elias then tagged out, so McIntyre hit the claymore for the win. He gave Miz another Claymore after the match.
Grade: C-. Meh match that definitely suffered from the fact that Truth didn’t lose his belt during it. He totally should have. This match should’ve had low card guys running through the ring to attack Truth for sure. Plus they just sacrificed Miz for Shane’s stuff again, when he should be the one to put Shane down, not Roman.
Backstage, Ember Moon and Carmella talked a bit about Fire and Desire, cuz they both hate them. Moon then sound Rose and Deville, and confronted them. Moon attacked them for a wild brawl backstage. God I miss Ember, she was my favorite in the women’s division in NXT.
In the parking lot, Truth was trying to escape, but Drake Maverick, disguised as Carmella came up to him, and pinned him for the 24/7 championship, before booking it. Finally he won it.
24/7 grade: C-. I love that the 205 Live GM finally got the belt, because that story will be funny on 205 Live, but Elias should be the champion right now. He pinned Truth, with a ref present. He was screwed.
And we came to the main event, Kofi Kingston and Seth Rollins vs. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens in a 2 out of 3 falls match. Kingston hit a trouble in paradise right away on Zayn to win the first fall. The heels quickly gained control during the second fall, but when the faces got control, things got fast paced. There was an awesome point where Zayn grabbed Seth’s leg from outside of the ring, so Kingston gave him a flying clothesline. Rollins and Owens then traded superkicks and rollups, before Rollins hit the curb stomp for the win.
Grade: B-. Fine match. Again, I don’t know why this was 2 out of 3 falls. You would think it would be to give one of the losers a little victory to keep them strong, but nope. And the first fall was right away. Just weird that they did that two nights in a row.
Overall Grade: C+.
Pros: Woods vs. Ziggler; moment of bliss; Miz and Shane promo; drake maverick won the 24/7 title!
Cons: opening promo; elimination tag match; truth didn’t lose the 24/7 championship to Elias for some reason.
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