#sephiroth quotes

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Cloud: I’m gonna kill you!

Sephiroth: Oh really? How original. I’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it.

#incorrect quotes #cloud strife #sephiroth #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[superespresso]

Hi I made more.

#incorrect quotes #genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #dank memes #ffvii #sephiroth

[g-vas]

"You came back to be healed, and you did not want me"

for all you gensephies out there! by the way, if you have any questions about the piece, please do ask. I included a few personal headcanons here and there and I would absolutely love to share them.

#the quote in caption is from vampire lestat #for anyone wondering #sephiroth #ffvii #genesis rhapsodos #sephgen #art #final fantasy vii #genseph #crisis core #ff7 #sephesis #sephiroth x genesis

[anakinh]

endless ffvii → (29/∞): crisis core incorrect quotes edition

#ffedit #ffgraphics #gamingedit #vgedit #ffvii #ff7 #final fantasy #crisis core #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #sephgen #(yes it is) #endlessff7 #mine #mineff #minegifs #1k #honestly i don't know if i am going to continue with incorrect quotes this just inspired me #also it's almost cc remake time and i need this out of my system

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: You expect me to stop her?

Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?

Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.

Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.

#cloud strife #Sephiroth #aerith gainsborough #final fantasy vii #incorrect quotes #incorrect ffvii #incorrect strife quotes #source: unknown #incorrect final fantasy #ff7

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*the smashers are chilling and vibing when Wario comes running into the room*

Wario: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN WAPEACH?!

Samus: ...Have we seen fucking what?

Wario: WAPEACH! The evil version of Peach!

Link: I thought Daisy was the evil version of Peach.

Daisy, cleaning her shotgun: A common misconception.

Wario: Well, she got out, stabbed Waluigi in the kidney and now she's on the loose!

Ridley: HAH! Loser.

Sephiroth: If you really want our help then- huh-

*Sephiroth collapses. Wapeach stands behind him with a bloody knife. She has stabbed him in the kidney as well*

*Wapeach runs off as chaos interrupts*

Ridley, cradling Sephiroth: We gotta get him to a doctor!

Dr. Mario: Have you seen his biology?! Get him to Area 51!

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #smash bros #Wario #Samus #Link #Daisy #Wapeach #Sephiroth #Ridley #legend of zelda #super mario #metroid #Final Fantasy

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

#crisis core reunion #crisis core final fantasy vii reunion #genesis rhapsodos #sephiroth #incorrect ff7 quotes #incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory

[errantnight]

#ffvii #ff7 #sephiroth #ffvii incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[strayheartless]

Cloud: who broke it?

*guilty silence*

Cloud: I’m not mad I just want to know.

Angeal: it was me I bro-

Cloud: No, no you didn’t. Zack?

Zack: Don’t look at me, look at Kunsel!

Kunsel: What I didn’t brake it!

Zack: huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Kunsel: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!

Zack: suspicious.

Kunsel: no it’s not!

Roche: if it matters, probably not, but Genesis was the last one to use it…

Genesis: lier! I don’t even drink that crap!

Roche: oh really, well what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Genesis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that cockroche!

Angeal: okay, okay, let’s not fight! I broke it let me pay for it Cloud!

Cloud: No, who broke it!

Zack: Cloudy? Sephiroth has been awfully quiet…

Sephiroth: REALLY?! Oh my goddess, you’re really going to call it like that huh?

*they all continue fighting for an hour*

Lazard: so who broke it? Did you find out?

Cloud: oh, I did.

Lazard: …???

Cloud: it burned my hand so I punched it.☺️

#ffvii #genesis rhapsodos #cloud strife #zack fair #angeal hewley #sephiroth #crisis core #ff7 #lazard deusericus #roche ff7r #Kunsel Zelda #final fantasy vii incorrect quote #crisis core incorrect quotes #inspo: parks and rec #a little tweaking #AGSZC #+others #soldier first class #infantryman Cloud #captain cloud strife

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Zack: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?

Sephiroth: That’s called arrhythmia.

Zack: I get that feeling every time I see y—

Sephiroth: *now very concerned* You can die from it.

#incorrect quotes #zack fair #sephiroth #sephzack #sephiroth x zack #ff7 #ffvii #ffviir #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake #ff7r #final fantasy vii crisis core

[superespresso]

I really don't think y'all understand how quick into shitpost territory my brain goes seeing literally any text posts. Also I'm sorry for the last one.

#ffvii #dank memes #incorrect quotes #genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #cloud strife #sephiroth #angeal hewley #ff7

[icycoldninja]

FFVII incorrect quotes

Cloud: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Tifa: You mean glory days? Cloud: Ah, that too.

Barret: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. Aerith : Yeah, you just catch it. Tifa: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Cloud: Then I just use a spear instead. Barret: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

Zack, throwing a pokeball at Sephiroth: Sephiroth, I choose you! Sephiroth, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Rude: Last week, Reno tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Rufus: I taught the dog a new trick. throws ball Fetch! Dog: just stands there Tseng: He didn’t do it. Rufus: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

Rude : Is… Is that meant to be on fire? Reno : No… not really. Rude : Are you going to do something about it? Reno : Hm… nah.

Cloud: Hey, Vincent, do you have any hobbies? Vincent: Swimming.. Cloud: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- Vincent: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Genesis: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Angeal: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

Cloud: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Sephiroth, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

#Ffvii incorrect quotes #Ff7 #Ffvii #Sephiroth #tifa lockhart #Barret Wallace #aerith gainsborough #Reno of the turks #rude of the turks #tseng of the turks #rufus shinra #Funny #incorrect quotes #Lol #angeal hewley #genesis rhapsodos

[rottenpumpkin13]

Cloud starts speaking Norse when he's angry, what to the others do?

*Furious Cloud starts swearing obscenities in old Norse*

*Annoyed Genesis screams at him in the Mideelese dialect*

*Confused Sephiroth tries to calm them down in Wutaian*

*Excited Zack starts spewing the old Gongagan that he knows*

Angeal: I have food.

*Everyone shuts up and looks at him*

Angeal: Interesting. A language you all speak.

#ffvii #ff7 #final fantasy 7 #genesis rhapsodos #sephiroth #cloud strife #ffvii crisis core #final fantasy #angeal hewley #zack fair #ff7 crisis core #crisis core #incorrect ffvii #incorrect quotes #incorrect final fantasy

[consumedshadow-mysticmc]

#making changes #adulting #searching #lol #final fantasy vii #cloud strife #sephiroth #sephiroth crescent #incorrect quotes #ff7 rebirth #ff7 ever crisis #work struggles

[preposterousgreen]

Angeal: Genesis may be a melodramatic jackass with a chip on his shoulder, but he's our melodramatic jackass with a chip on his shoulder!

Sephiroth: That's right! Hands off!

Genesis: *complicated facial expression*

#shitpost #incorrect quotes #angeal hewley #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #crisis core #final fantasy vii

[spilledquinoa]

I've just realized how long it's been since I've done one of these (sorry bout that) but @rottenpumpkin13 has inspired me to do another one!

Sephiroth

"simply, communism."

"sometimes you just have to put sanity before fun"

"and I will say 'boo' and send you an email saying 'boo'" (also works for Angeal)

"watch out. he's blue and predictable"

"did you just say 'I'm vaginal'??"

"chicken<6"

"did you say 'prison' and look at me?"

"I'm so mentally unstable it's hilarious"

Genesis

"my mom has limbs you nipple spork"

"get in loser, we're going to the mortitician this Saturday"

"when Gwen Stefani dies, I call dibs on Hollaback Girl royalties"

"what's the point of a voodoo doll if you don't test it?"

"who cares about you graduating when the POLAR BEARS are getting HEART ATTACKS"

"roses are red, I might be autistic, I'm actually super gay but that's not a secret"

"so that's that. I didn't swear. like a whore."

"it's toxic but in a frisky way"

"you little piss-ants"

"what rhymes with alcoholic"

Angeal

"who is it? who's meowin'?"

"Genesis is subpar at best but he's not lame!"

"why aren't we vaccinating the chickens?"

"turkey, turkey, sociopathic turkey..."

"'I drive all night to keep her warm' (referring to Story of My Life by One Direction) man, you don't have to drive to keep someone warm? get a blanket! cheaper than gas!"

"I respect, acknowledge, and admire the grindset"

"capital mark"

Zack

"bananas are freakin weird man"

"he said he has a stommy ache"

"tomato, tomahto, ketchup, potato"

"ham means death??"

"pizza that has lost all heat and pizza that has been put in the fridge are two VERY different kinds of cold pizza"

"I feel like a dish pickle"

"while you've been running the Eiffel Tower, I've been secretly stuffing bees into pants"

"I had a dream someone was cussing me out in sign language"

"when it's 0° I wear pants"

"if you need the bathroom, go now or forever hold your pee"

*whispering* "are they stealing monkey nipple milk??"

"if it's slow, it's bisquik"

Cloud

"well that was OPPRESSIVELY offensive"

"she's Amish, not racist"

"it's educated gambling"

"no I do want scurvy, just to say that I've had it"

"ZACK SAID FREEDOM AWAITS AND I HEARD FREE THE HOMELESS"

"if you step on a crack and break your mom's back, what about orphans?"

"at your temple dipshit"

"you can't just 'dick around' at a SENATE HEARING."

*about Genesis* "wow! I never knew someone could that well versed in being a bitch!"

"I will never cease to disappoint"

Group!

Cloud: is it snowing or hailing?

Zack: snailing

Cloud: aren't you gay??

Genesis: yeah sometimes I forget

Angeal: protons have mass

Zack: I didn't know they were Catholic!

*chatter, before room goes suddenly silent*

Angeal: ...and that's how I first kissed Genesis on the mouth!

Cloud: that's a real how I met your mother vibe

Zack: I'm being killed!

Genesis: no you're being kidnapped fuckwad, there's a difference

Angeal, about Cloud: you're selling yourself out to the army?

Genesis: like a prostitute??

Sephiroth: you're offending prostitutes

Genesis: at least they get something out of it

#genesis rhapsodos #cloud strife #ff7 #ffvii #sephiroth #angeal hewley #zack fair #incorrect quotes #final fantasy vii