Hellsing characters as animals
Integra:
(Borzoi, snowy owl, secretary bird, lioness)
Alucard:
(Grœnendael, bearded vulture, emperor scorpion, Friesian horse)
Seras:
(Golden retriever, peregrine falcon, fennec fox, golden British shorthair)
Walter:
(Irish wolfhound, great blue heron, black-footed ferret, raven)
Anderson:
(Great Pyrenees, great horned owl, grizzly bear, white tiger)
Pip:
(Jack Russel terrier, ferruginous hawk, stoat, coyote)
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Hey guys
Rebember the detective koshien case?
Today i had the tought of what would happen if the High-school detective contest thing was an actual thing (like in-universe it is an actual contest and not a murder thing lol)
And they invited all of the high-school detective to compete
And when i mean all....
I MEAN ALL!
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the concept of fans taking sides between kelsier and hoid is so fucking funny to me. like these are just two immortal and probably immoral silly little guys who hate each other for no reason. they're just goofy little dudes. why are we taking sides when we can observe them like ants in our observatory. little ants in a feud taking shots at each other over the stupidest shit bc they're both petty bastards who are way too obsessed with themselves
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The Mercenaries description for Luis is hilarious cause the game is like:
"Yeah so Luis is great with firearms. It's his best strength. However, unlike the other trained characters on this damn list, Luis is terrible at close encounters. He has never fought an enemy up close so don't be surprised if you see him stumbling and tripping over his feet while trying to replicate shit he saw Leon do." 💀💀💀
I love how Capcom considered the fact that Luis is just a researcher who probably has never gotten into hand-to-hand combat before, but don't be fooled cause he still can put a bullet between your eyes (if he's lucky).
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i really want them to meet and team up again after the events of The Missing
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So we know Alastor and Lilith disappeared at the same time 7 years ago. And we know that Lucifer had a meeting with Heaven which began the exterminations. We don't know when that happened though. Either they're not mentioning when the exterminations started because they've always happened or because revealing when they started would give too much away and make it too easy to guess things. All Charlie knows is that Lucifer went to the meeting and she assumes he gave the go ahead for exterminations. But the exterminations haven't always happened. They only started after the angels, or specifically Sera I think considering no other angels knew about it, became afraid of the power and influence Lilith had over the demons.
My current theory is that that meeting was called between Sera, Adam, and Lucifer because Alastor and Lilith were planning on working together with him broadcasting her voice on his radio station to inspire the other demons to rise to war against the angels. I think Sera demanded that Lilith and Alastor be separated with Lilith making a deal with Adam to stay in heaven where she can't empower any other demons with her voice or even contact anyone in hell and that Sera demanded the exterminations happen as well in order to not only lessen the demons' power but also instill fear in them in an attempt to prevent future uprisings. I think Alastor was given the options of either be killed or sign a contract limiting his power and requiring him to stay away for a while so that their little idea of rebellion is forgotten amongst the masses. I especially think that because of Zestial's comment about folks thinking Alastor had fallen to holy arms. Maybe Sera is his contract holder. That or they tried to straight up kill him and he somehow escaped barely alive and it's taken this long for him to heal and regain enough power for him to feel comfortable revealing himself to society. But trying to kill him wouldn't explain the contact or his need to 'unclip his wings'.
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