Seinfeld: Serenity Now! Talking Button: Featuring the voice of Frank Costanza! (RP Minis)
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I think it’s so hot (in a pathetic way) that Shane still wears his high school football number around his neck. I can’t help but imagine the way it would dangle over you while in missionary. 🫠
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My stepdad mentioned that my mom tripped and fell in the house the other day and ughhhhh. She’s a klutz on the best day and they have beautiful, uneven, unyielding stone floors. Like, guaranteed to smash your bones on impact. Impractical but visually pleasing is my mom’s aesthetic.
Anyway, I called her to see what the hell is going on and called her “tripsy-ki-yay mother faller” which made her laugh. I know she keeps saying her foot got caught but I’m worried there’s something else going on.
My stepdad said if this happens again he’s replacing the floors or selling the house. 😳
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ugh the new dash layout finally hit me thanks @staff i hate it
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This week's google searches in the world of fanfiction-writing:
artificial intelligences in the mcu
history of jarvis tony stark
cajoling thesaurus
feast MCU
upstart thesaurus
waffled thesaurus
when did iron man 3 take place
mit sloan MBA classes
when were maria and howard stark killed
infinity war what month
infinity war what month best guess
what color is scotch
what day of the week was December 16, 2017
famous figures who overstayed their welcome
early 90's popular movies
define inexorable
class sizes at MIT sloan
chloroform in a rag
what works better than chloroform
It's been a busy week! But then today I've only managed to write three paragraphs... :-p
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New shirts up and a 35% off sitewide sale at my TeePublic Store! - http://tee.pub/lic/7OOcNeKBWuw
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The Serotonin Prayer
Fog, grant me the serotonin to accept the things
I cannot bliss, the courage to bliss the things I can,
And the wisdom to know from downfall.
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Love coming back to find my office being used as a storage closet. Again. Its gonna be a long 2 weeks...
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