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first rose harvest of the season!! and I'm making jelly with them.

#sergle.txt #they leech all of that pink color and it goes super bright when the lemon juice hits it #it's really really really gorgeous and i love rose flavored things #also made lilac jelly earlier in the season!!! and a small batch of dandelion jelly #which was hell to make btw.

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"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

#sergle.txt #video #tiktok #i use so much self restraint every day go not post 500 TIKTOKS ON HERE #i gET SO MANY GOOD ONES

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this tweet is making me choke to death

#real though #sergle.txt #i'm sorry ik i don't generally post other ppl's tweets but i've been crying at this for a few minutes now

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Are you on southern men swing dancing together tiktok?? Huh??? Because I AM

#this is my favorite thing ever it's such a sweet video and they're legit good dancers #and I'm NOT remotely horny. WHO SAID THAT #sergle.txt #video #tiktok #TELL ME IF I SHOULD MAKE TIKTOK POSTS SOMETIMES BC LIKE........

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No fucking WAYYYYYY YOUTUBE CHANGED THEIR TOS TO AVOID PUNISHING SSSNIPERWOLF FOR DOXXING

#NO WAY THIS IS CRAZY #CHANGED THEIR LITERAL POLICIES TO FIT AROUND THE SITUATION #WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT #sergle.txt

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i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this 

#the pronouns and everything vary but THE LOOK? it's CONSISTENT #this is not a roast. you're welcome for the free commission if you look like this #sergle.txt

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I've been taking pictures to potentially be helpful for. crowdfunding the surgery. and this one makes me laugh

#like. #when they're on my body sometimes i'm like. are they actually big. (is used to it) #but NOT on my body. just comparing the bra cups to regular objects. baby those are Hats. #sergle.txt

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i’ve had this in my files for awhile already but i got reminded of this phenomenon tonight and it just. makes me laugh every time. ppl’s online portfolios be like.png

#looking back I don't think I made the waist in the ''stylized'' figure small enough #but it's a close enough guess #the second one shows up in only 2 out of hundreds of illustrations but it IS captioned with 'i <3 chubby girls' #sergle.txt

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when ppl’s “body positive/plus size” art just starts and ends with a big ass

#nothing else? nothing else at all #no other characteristics? hokay #girl that's not a plus sized person that's kim kardashian. i'll fucking KILL you #sergle.txt #like this is positive for no body. this is just regular horny. don't try and tell me this is body posi #like that's fine if you just wanna be horny. call it what it is and stop pretending like you're doing me a favor #draw a stomach for christ's sake

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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose. #if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail. #anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

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I love the little AU that skinny people live in where they have the same problems as fat people and can relate to the Experience. artists references are only for fat bodies, artists that do draw thin bodies are getting DMs from people going like "omg I'm so happy I discovered your art, it's so rare to find an artist who draws small bodies!!!!! for the first time I see people who look like me 😭😭" skinny people going "omggg I finally found a clothing brand that sells nice dresses in XS, I wish they weren't so so overpriced though" skinny people getting home from the doctor's office and collapsing on the couch to tell their roommate that their doc spent the whole appointment quizzing them about their diet and they were told they need to gain 40 pounds. but the doctor didn't want to check out the weird scraping sound they make when they breathe in, just that they should probably gain weight first. skinny celebrities and influencers spending thousands of dollars getting plastic surgery to transfer fat to their stomachs and jawlines. all the main characters in tv shows are fat. when you watch cartoons as a kid, there's one skinny character, and they're really dumb and annoying and get laughed at by the other characters. they're a loser and never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. the same clothes that are stylish when worn by fat people just get you made fun of. desirable romantic leads and manic pixie dream girls twirl their hair and say "yeeah I've just been fat my whole life, I just never lose weight no matter what I eat hehe" and this is an extremely endearing and attractive trait.

#do you want me to keep going? #I love this little fantasy world. what if the world was made of pudding? #sergle.txt #unfortunately I can't even Make Up equivalencies about chairs not being made for you and weight limits on furniture that are very low #car seats airplane seats wheelchairs #etc whatever #hang on I have another funny one. desirable Clothing Styles and foods have the word 'fat' in the name or the branding #there are fat lattes and fat jeans

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I love being a hater but I also love being an Enjoyer, so what I like to do is enjoy something so aggressively and deeply that I come to know everything about it, and bc I know everything, I can find (minor and major) things to complain about. as a fun activity. enrichment. but then I do that, and people think I actually hate this thing. they’ll be like, oh, good to know about (flaw), I was gonna check that thing out but now I’ll steer clear. you don’t get it. I’m complaining because I love it so much. hey wait come back. I’ve got some more stuff to nitpick 

#sergle.txt #come back here... you don't get it!!! #I did this with carole and tuesday and people were like yikes guess I won't watch #NO WAITWAITWAITWAIT #I'M COMPLAINING AS AN ACTIVITY!!! COME BACK #I love to nitpick IT'S... FOR FUN... YOU DON'T GET IT

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I'M HOMEEEE and I DON'T HAVE BIG BOOBS ANYMORE the reduction was a success and I didn't die on the table!!!!

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There’s no shame greater than that of adding a mutual on discord, and then blowing it at establishing regular convos in the early stages. and then it’s been too long. and their name simply sits there....

#why do I do that bro. it's a sickness. a disease #sergle.txt #feel a lil too late now perhaps so i'm just gonna jump in front of this semi truck and see what happen

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here this is what i think gandalf big naturals’ job should be. as someone also suffering from huge boobs people gotta stop telling us what we should be doin with our bodies

#submission #HOLY SHITTTTTT #did you make this just now or did you Find This because I SCREAMED #the WEIGHTTTTT COMMUNICATED... SO EVOCATIVE... #laugh rule #I AGREE COMPLETELY #sergle.txt

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You do an awful lot of complaining about money for someone who's buying that much yarn

YARN IS THE NEW AVOCADO TOAST, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

#this one was too funny not to publicize sorry everybody #the reason I'll never be able to afford a home is because I bought enough yarn to make a blanket #sergle.txt #it's the crochet you see. #god. I enjoy that. if only I hadn't made my $70 lion brand purchase. it would've made all the difference.