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aldryrththerainbowheart · 9 months

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thinking about tha bunny cafe series from @jade-parcels, particularly about Kaeya Alberich, of course.

you were one of those people who thought it's like a cat cafe with cute fluffy bunnies only to walk into the shop and be welcomed by first-seat sight of Kaeya's pecs. You almost passed out.

After the misunderstanding is fixed, you are offered a drink on the house as an apology, and you can't stop eyeing Kaeya from your spot at one of the tables. Your eyes meet and you look the other way, tugging on the strand of your hair in embarassment. Cute.

he walks right up to you and you're practically evaporating in your chair from embarassment. Kaeya places one hand on the table, leaning closer to you and asks if you want to order anything. He's there, right next to you, giving you complete bunny boy experience and you just want to die. Without looking at him you point at one thing at the menu. He's not put off at all, more like excited about the shy bird that he caught in his paws. When he brings you your drink, he makes sure your fingers brush. You almost jump off of your chair.

You quickly finish that second order and basically run out of the shop with very amused Kaeya resting his elbow on the counter and waving you goodbye, thoroughly enjoying your embarassment.

It's almost a month before you visit cafe again, and Kaeya thinks you've forgotten about them. When one day you walk in with your friends and he almot drops whatever he was holding.

You keep coming to the cafe, either alone or with friends, but every time without fail, he catches you staring at him when you think he is not looking. He doesn't have to, he can feel your simping all across the bar and it's adorable, even little appeasing to his ego. To have someone so smitten with him, makes him want to stretch it out, want to enjoy your attention little more.

he loves flustering you. He loves when you get all flustered from his teasing. although he knows when you're too uncomfortable and when he overdos it he makes sure to apologize.

Not to say he hasn't done any staring of his own. You're usually fixed onto a book or writing into your computer, so you don't notice him. Which is another thing that frustrates him. Your attention should be on him and him alone, simping over him like any other of his customers. You're always come order, sit there and leave. You don't even request him specifically. "We're cafe, Kaeya. It's what people do." Ningguang reminds him, but that's not the point. He knows you love him, you should talk to him more, flirt with him too.

Instead he watches you become good friends with Diluc. Sure, you don't flirt with him at all, but all the more annoying. He acts more like your brother than he does to him.

It's slow and torturous, and almost frustrating, to the point where he's asking himself if he's the one teasing you or you teasing him. And you only exchanged like five sentences! He likes people who play hard to get, but you're just mean. He's right there!

Although he wouldn't lie if he said there wasn't any progress. You've become more relaxed around him, even complimented one of his earrings. He made sure to wear it every day he works at the bar.

you're suprised he remembers your orders and has a good guess on what you may want that day. of course hedoes! it's his job to tend to his every customers need. he winks at that and you wish for the ground to open and swallow you whole.

he call you sweetheart, mostly to get your attention, “Sweetheart, pay attention to me” he’ll whine, leaning over the table so you can get a good view of his chest “I haven’t seen you all week! I’ve missed you so much~”

you scold him about his flirting. there could be someone who would get the wrong message and think he's serious and get their feelings hurt...like you, but you won't ever admit that.

once a customer was a little too touchy and pushy and was making Kaeya uncomfortable. You tried to resolve things peacefully without getting security involved. That is, until the curstomer said some very...entitled and nasty things to you. The speed at which your attitude flipped could only be rivaled by the speed the customer found themselves with their ass on the sidewalk. Kaeya will never admit that, but he swooned a little that day at how you protected his honor. Whenever he gets a chance he brags about it to customers while you bury your face in your hands.

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#genshin impact kaeya #kaeya thoughts #kaeyagenshinimpact #kaeya alberich x reader #kaeya x reader #kaeya alberich #kaeya #genshin kaeya

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jade-parcels · 3 years

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A Genshin Bunny Boy Cafe (pt.2)

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Pt 1 here

This fine establishment allows (adult) customers to experience being waited on by hot men in bunny suits. And maybe, after dark, the bunnies can be of service to premium customers…

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- NOTSFW!! Minors don’t interact with this post! -

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“Celestia’s Bunny Cafe has been a hit with locals and tourists alike in downtown Teyvat. Just two streets from the hustle and bustle of Little Liyue sits a pink, two story cafe! The top floor is not accessible to the public, just the main floor and the basement. Everyday patrons have no idea the basement exists, only a select few do: Premium Members. For $150 per month (in addition to a plethora of other fees), guests can wave their iridescent pink card in order to be treated just a bit more like royalty by the bunny waiters. They have all kinds of perks such as being invited to special events, getting one of a kind treats made for them and getting to have some alone time with a bunny (or bunnies) of their choice. The basement serves as a sex dungeon of sorts. When you pass by the bar, heading towards the restroom, if you were to continue further down the hall you’d hit a security desk with a dark staircase behind it. In that basement, there are 9 rooms where guests and their bunnies can engage in ‘adult activities’. If this entices you, don’t be afraid to purchase a premium pass for yourself and get to know some bunnies because this kind of privilege is not for ‘regular folks’” - @.userkhanrya, www.teyvatsmansluts.comm

Reply to: @.userkhanrya “The experience I had in that basement was insane, probably the best sex I’ve had in my life. Tbh, I have very shitty taste in men so that’s probably why but we don’t have time to unpack all of that rn. I brought Angel down to the basement with me and let me tell you, it was worth every penny. He knows his way around others’ bodies, he was gentle in the beginning and rough when it mattered. He fucked the life out of me then we actually cuddled afterwards which was a nice touch. I haven’t seen him since, I’m out of town but I can’t wait to get back there to see him again!! If you’re considering getting the premium pass, do it. Just do it. You literally will NOT regret it” - @.userjadeprcls, www.teyvatsmansluts.comm

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Some background on the basement and what it entails:

‘The basement’ is a hallway with 10 rooms. 9 bedrooms and 1 security kiosk (for the bunnies’ safety). Each room is themed differently, one is regal, one is 80s, one is just a mattress in the middle of the floor, others have poles, it depends on what you request and what bunny you have with you

Each bedroom has a small bathroom attached for your convenience. Each room is able to lock from the inside but the security can open the doors if need be. At the same time, every room has a button that your bunny can press if he’s uncomfortable, unsafe or just needs to have you removed (I know you wouldn’t ever do something to make them uncomfortable or unsafe, this is just a precaution)

The basement has rules about what is not allowed. Piss, shit and blood are not allowed because no one wants to clean that up. Condoms must always be worn for penetrative and oral sex. We don’t want any surprise babies!!! That ain’t good for business!!!

Each room has a big, pink bucket full of condoms. Only safe sex here!! There’s plenty to choose from. Flavored, ribbed, normal, whatever you want! (The green apple flavored ones seem to be a fan favorite in the basement!)

Each bunny has a list of what they’re comfortable with as well as who they’re comfortable being sexual with. We’ll use Zhongli as an example: he’s comfortable with most things except being choked or blindfolded. He is comfortable being intimate with all of his coworkers except Xiao, Albedo and Scaramouche. You two will meet up beforehand in order to discuss his limits and yours as well. Then you’ll sign a contract to show that you understand the basement’s rules as well as your bunny’s limits. Then you’re free to go have fun

The max number of bunnies you can bring with you to the basement is 2! You can’t bring everyone!! Usually there’s only 5-7 working at one given time so bringing more than 2 would offset the balance upstairs. You can request that they fuck while you watch, have them both fuck you, whatever combo you want. Or you can just have one bunny to yourself <3

If you need to stop at any point, they will stop whatever they’re doing immediately, no questions asked

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The bunnies in the basement…

Diluc/‘Angel’

Oh man, Diluc is a service dom through and through. He gets off on pleasing others, on knowing that he is making you feel so good, that his touch alone can make you unravel while looking so gorgeous fuck-

He’s pretty flexible with what he’s willing to do. He’ll give you a lap dance, fuck your thighs- please let him fuck your thighs he’s so into that omg the way his eyes roll up into his head and his mouth hangs open as you clench your thighs around him…mmm. There’s a lot that he’ll do for you, some things will take a bit more convincing than others but for the most part, he’s kinda down for anything that isn’t messy

There is one messy activity he’ll allow and thats oral. Please sit on his face, suffocate him with your thighs and let him bring you to completion over and over again. He’ll come in his pants totally untouched too, moaning against your hole as you grip his hair

Diluc is a big, strong man. I’ll say this every time I write for him but he’s BUFF and BIG!!! He really will fuck you into the mattress, he’ll thrust into you so hard that you won’t be able to think about anything other than his thick cock and his mouth at your neck. He’ll fold you in half, fuck you against the wall, whatever you want! You’re letting him let loose, you’re wanting him to please you so he will

He will cuddle you afterwards. For your sake and his own. Tbh, if he doesn’t get that sweet few moments of hugging and cozying up under sticky sheets, he kinda won’t get closure from the session lol. He’s a romantic…he wants to cuddle just for a few minutes afterwards :’)

Coworkers he’ll get with: Dain, Zhongli, Dottore

What he’s into: giving pleasure, oral, hair pulling, size difference, thigh fucking, overstimulation(giving), squirting

Kaeya

Kaeya’s in the basement all the time, both for personal use (aka fuckin with his friends) and for use at work

Shamelessly flirts upstairs all the time and isn’t much different in the bedroom. He has no filter and will just say anything he wants regardless of how naughty it is

He knows he’s a whore and he’ll let you degrade him if that’s what you want but…psst…he doesn’t actually like that :’) he wants you to tell him he’s pretty. He thrives off of affection, even from strangers, you’ll see his demeanor change drastically when you go from ‘such a slut just for me’ to ‘you feel so good, baby, yes! just like that!’

((He does enjoy degradation from certain people though…you could be one of those people if you come see him a lot))

Kaeya’s a switch for sure. He’ll bottom for you, whining as he bucks up into your hands, begging you to please please please let him come!! Or he’ll dominate you, shoving you down against the pillows and spitting on you, spreading your legs with a cocky grin. He’s very versatile, he can be anything you want. He doesn’t mind being used or using you. It’s part of his job

His guilty pleasure is just…taking it slow. Mutual praise, hand holding, body worship, gentle kisses and shared orgasms. I mean…he is a whore but he is a romantic ;-; he does like lovey-dovey stuff every once in awhile

Don’t even get me started on how he is when he has a coworker in the room too. Kaeya loves persuading customers to spend some extra cash in order to bring another bunny down with him. Dain is the usual victim of this ploy, Kaeya even goes to retrieve him personally! Even if he isn’t technically on duty and is just watching the security cameras upstairs, Kaeya will saunter on up there to get him, not without shoving a hand down the blonde’s pants to stroke him, kiss him and moan in his ear for a few minutes first, making the poor guy walk down 2 flights of stairs with a boner

Coworkers he’ll get with: Dain, Ajax, Zhongli, Albedo

What he’s into: Praise, threesomes, body worship, biting, dirty talk, nipple play

Ajax

Basic frat boy who was actually kicked out of a frat for being a menace. Now he’s just a bit of a douche who’s on the swim team at his uni. So he has all of the arrogance and strength he needs to put you in your place

Very condescending, likes to tease and torment, making you squirm beneath him in the sheets. He’ll thrust into you with little to no preparation, grunting as he does “Fuuuck, so tight just for me” he’ll abuse your sweet spot, pulling out of you when you look like you’re getting close. He just can’t get enough of those broken moans or the pretty tears on your cheeks as he ruins yet another orgasm for you

Always feels a sense of pride when he makes you come. He did that to you, he made you quiver and gasp out his name, he made you rake your nails down his back while screaming so beautifully

However, he can’t take what he gave you. Three minutes of teasing and he’ll be whining so pitifully, throwing his head back, legs shaking. He’s so cocky, so arrogant! Just until you wrestle him beneath you and force him to submit

He prefers to be on top but…this is nice…He does like being on the receiving end once in awhile

Does really like food play even though it kinda goes against the ‘don’t make a mess in the basement’ rules. He’ll steal a can of whipped cream from the kitchen so he can lick it from your chest and thighs, sharing sweet, sugary kisses as he’s catching his breath. Would also love if you returned the favor, sucking sweet cream from his aching cock

Coworkers he’ll get with: Kaeya, Dain, Zhongli, Dottore (maybe), Diluc

What he’s into: food play, size difference, overstimulation(giving), multiple orgasms, manhandling, crying

Albedo

Albedo is severely repressed and touch starved. Like a few other bunnies, he’s picky about who he goes downstairs with. He’s gotta like you a lot

It’s hard to read him sometimes since he doesn’t really emote and he isn’t very vocal. But once his eyes start fluttering closed, his hands grip the sheets and his face flushes, that’s how you know he’s having a good time

Loves experimental touches, just trying stuff out to see how you like it. Especially would love if you brought clean toys from home for you two to use. He’ll most likely decline having them used on him but he’ll be happy to use them on you!!

Pleaseeee yank on his hair, boss him around! Most of the time, he’s eager to please!! Other times…He’ll pin you down and tease you with his soft hands/slender fingers, bringing you to the verge of release only to pull away, doing this over and over until you’re a quivering mess beneath him. Only then will you see that handsome, cruel smirk of his 0-0

He’s leaning towards the ‘inexperienced’ side! He’ll suggest bringing Dain or Kaeya down with him just cause those two know how to switch things up! He also just feels more confident having a friend down there too

Coworkers he’ll get with: Kaeya, Dain, Diluc

What he’s into: threesomes, experimenting with new things, teasing, dirty talk, multiple orgasms(giving)

Zhongli

A sophisticated gentleman who hides his lust well in front of others. Now is his time to let go ;)

He isn’t rough in the bedroom but he is firm, he’ll maneuver you around until you’re in a position he likes, he pushes on your back to make you arch for him and watches with hungry eyes as he sinks into your greedy hole

Very talkative during sex, he’ll narrate what he’s doing, praise/degrade you (whichever you prefer of course), he’ll talk to you about his day even. “I’ve had the worst day today, you would not even begin to understand how frustrating my other job is sometimes-“

Bunnies are supposed to refer to customers as ‘master’ while on the cafe floor, just to make the experience personal and whatever. Zhongli will call you that in the basement too but it’ll be used in more of a mocking way as he fucks you

If you’re into size differences, Zhongli is perfect for you. He’s huge and he knows it. Sometimes he’ll take his time, working you open with skilled fingers and slowly pushing into you, trying to minimize the pain

Or he’ll simply grab you and force you on his dick, pulling you close to moan in your ear about how good you feel clenching around him like that. Sometimes he’ll pull away in order to watch his cock thrust in and out of you, smirking at how your greedy hole swallows him in

He usually won’t bottom but can be persuaded to do so if he likes you

Really loves when customers wear lingerie for him, he loves running his hands over silk or lace, knowing that you went through all this effort just to be ruined by him <3

Coworkers he’ll get with: Baizhu, Kaeya, Ajax, Dottore, Diluc

What he’s into: Size differences, lingerie, mild degradation(giving)

Dainsleif/‘Sweetie’

Very very easy to rile up. He’s fun as a top but if/when you get him pinned down and start having your way with his body, he’s quick to give in and get vocal

The way he throws his head back, bunny ears flopping, gripping the sheets as you work his dripping cock with your hands is just delicious

Super obedient and eager to please! It doesn’t take much to get him to beg either, he isn’t embarrassed at all when it comes to begging, he’ll be as loud as you want. He won’t waste time disobeying or being a brat, he’s kinda a glutton for pleasure

He’s just so sensitive pls pls pls touch him, he wants it so badly

It goes both ways though, he’s pretty good on top too. Sweetie’s got some good stamina so he can go a few rounds no problem. And when everything is done, he’ll cuddle with his client until they’re both recovered

This part is just a scenario I thought of: if you’re dating, you can come in through the rear exit and go upstairs to sit with him while he’s watching the security cams and chatting with the other security guards through his headset

I cant get the idea of slipping under the desk and sucking him off while he’s working out of my head. He’d love it so much! He’d turn off his mic and struggle to keep his eyes on the monitors, resting a hand on the back of your head…mmm…

Coworkers he’ll get with: Kaeya, Dottore, Diluc

What he’s into: Orgasm denial, being dominated, pet play(kinda picky about it though), praise(giving receiving), big fan of tits as well

Xiao/‘Tofu’

Xiao is a bit shy about going downstairs, he was the only one who wouldn’t go for a very long time

Very particular about who he’ll go with so think of it as a compliment if he goes down with you 0-0 that means he likes you a lot <3

Doesnt want you moaning out ‘tofu’ cause that’s weird so he’ll let you call him something else. Not his real name but you can pick a pet name or something to call him, he’d like that a lot

Loves to bite and leave all kinds of marks on his customers. To him, it’s super satisfying to see bruises, hickies and teeth marks in their skin when he’s done with them

He may be a bit inexperienced, he isn’t really good at foreplay, but he’s got energy! And he’s quick to pick up on what you do and don’t like!!

Like Dain, Xiao’s pretty sensitive. Very responsive to any kind of contact you give him. Loves to have you between his legs, kissing the tip of his cock. Xiao has… multiple dick piercings. Do whatever you want with that info 0-0

If he really really likes you, he’ll kinda feel possessive over you. If he sees you going downstairs with another bunny, he’ll feel…kinda jealous! He’ll keep working upstairs until he sees you come back up only to take you back downstairs himself in order to show you who you really belong to (with consent ofc)

Coworkers he’ll get with: Usually no one. If he’s feeling it, maybe Albedo or Scaramouche

What he’s into: piercing play, biting, fucking up against the wall

Baizhu/‘Honey’

If he’s working a night shift, it’s safe to assume that he’s horny 0-0 he’s a busy guy, he wants to let off some steam

Baizhu’s a pharmacist, not that he’ll disclose that to you, and thanks to medical school he knows his way around the human body. Foreplay with him is heavenly, he’ll run his soft hands all over your body, stretch you open with his pretty fingers, suck marks onto your hot skin and whisper the filthiest things into your ear as he does

Baizhu does noooot want to exert himself too much cause he is kinda fragile…be careful with him otherwise he’ll get grumpy and lose interest. Especially if you’re yanking his hair, he’ll lose his patience pretty quickly, snatching your hands while yelling at you to knock it off. He isn’t fun when he’s mad, he’s just kinda scary 0-0

Since he doesn’t want to exert himself he prefers to be on the bottom, he can be dominant or submissive for you either way but he’d rather be the one laying down. That way he won’t exhaust himself after just one round…and if he does he won’t need TOO much time to recover…just…let him catch his breath

He has such a nice voice, he’s very talkative and knows just way to say. Baizhu can study people easily, it won’t take long at all for him to figure out what kind of things you like to hear. Compliments, light teasing, degrading, wanton moaning, he can do it all and sound hot as fuck doing it

He’s kinda particular about what he likes, he’ll guide your hands to where he wants you to touch. His neck, his thighs and his cock of course

Really really wants you to tell him how smart and handsome he is :) like Kaeya, he’s an attention whore but isn’t as obvious about it yes he is

Baizhu and Zhongli are frequent partners in the basement, both for work and for personal ‘romps in the hay’, they have a very good dynamic going, they kinda can’t get enough of each other.

Coworkers he’ll get with: Zhongli, Dottore

What he’s into: Praise(giving and receiving), just kinda has a voice kink in general, hand kink

Dottore(I use the name Alain for him!)/‘Doc’

One meaaaan bunny, he requires a safe word when you take him to the basement. Not for him, for your sake cause hooooo lordie he isn’t gentle

He’s big on punishment. Likes tying clients up so he can spank them or roughly teasing until they’re a sobbing mess, begging him for release

Overstimulation is common with him, Alain loves how his dearest little clients cry and try to pull away as he forces another orgasm out of them, then another, costing his gloved hand in their release “Please! No more- I can’t! I can’t come again!!” “You can and you will. Give me what I want, you whore”

If you’re not into being degraded, he’s a bunny you’ll wanna avoid. He won’t call you his beautiful sweet darling, he’ll call you his useless slut, his dumb lil doll. Then he’ll spit on you and you’ll get another thwack with the love paddle

Loves when he’s got customers who seem serious or cold, he loves seeing them let go and lose themselves, allowing themselves to cry and beg for him

Lowkey enjoys teaming up with Scaramouche. They don’t like each other that much but when they work together in the basement, they can create some pretty fun scenes! Watch out if you bring them both downstairs for the night…you’ll be walking funny for a few days when they’re done with you

Coworkers he’ll get with: Dainsleif, Baizhu, Kaeya, Diluc, Zhongli

What he’s into: Impact play(giving), crying, degradation, dumbification, medical play/scenes, overstimulation(giving)

Scaramouche/‘Boss’

Surprisingly, he doesn’t often go down to the basement. He prefers to have more of a connection with whoever he fucks, he doesn’t wanna fuck strangers all the time. He’d prefer to fuck a regular who he sees on occasion. Don’t get me wrong, he doesn’t wanna be friends yes he does

Very bossy, hence the nickname, wants you to follow his orders blindly in the bedroom. ‘Yes sir’ ‘thank you, sir’ ‘please sir!’

He is really into orgasm control, he loves watching your face as you get so so close to release finally!! And then he pulls away to laugh at the way you cry out for him

If you’ll let him, he’ll take the time to tie you up, making sure each intricate knot is nice and tight, standing back to admire how that black rope looks hugging your skin, how you flush under his hungry gaze

He’ll see how well those knots can withstand the way he manhandles you, maneuvering you around to get the angle he wants as he fucks you ruthlessly

Will not bottom with you unless you’ve fucked a few times. And even then, he’ll be hesitant to really let go and enjoy it. You gotta encourage him, let his sweet side come out. He has a sweet side, it doesn’t see the light of day often though lmao

Coworkers he’ll get with: Dottore(depends on the situation), Ajax, Xiao

What he’s into: Orgasm denial/control, shibari, control in general

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jade-parcels · 3 years

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Okay so now that I got the go ahead to spam your inbox with thirsts, be prepared for me to only shut up to go to sleep uwu(/hj)

Okay but imagine for the ones that use nicknames/dont really want people to know they work there:

You're a friend of theirs, but live outside the city/the other side, but after hearing all these great reviews you decide to head over to the cafe to check it out yourself. You asked them if they wanted to go grab a drink(without mentioning the cafe) but they said they were busy, so you head over alone. You sit down and your waiter arrives, as you turn to them, you make eye contact.

Or where youre new in town and become a regular to them. They always look forward to your visits and one day take the plunge and ask you out. Maybe a phone number on a napkin/receipt? Or "wanna go grab a drink sometime?" Written in icing on your desert.

(also, headcanon, someone once tried to put their tip under the strap of childes fanny pack. They were lucky to leave with their life lmao)

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Head over heels for them at the bunny cafe

With Diluc, Dain, Xiao, Scara, Dottore, and Baizhu

From my bunny cafe au

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Diluc/“Angel”

Tuesday nights are usually slow. Without fail, Tuesdays always drag on and on, it’s the only time when Diluc dislikes his job. That is, until you start coming in

You always have a grin on your face and order the same drink every time. You also always ask for ‘Angel’ every time you come in, leaving if he isn’t there. At least that’s what Kaeya and Zhongli tell him. Diluc has a small handful of intimate regulars who he chats with, he’d like to get to know you more too

Diluc recognizes a pattern to when you come in. You come on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays, always after 6pm and you only stay until 11pm. He sneakily shifts his schedule so he can be there to see you every time. He denies it when Beidou asks…but she knows the truth. She sees how he looks at you

The two of you bond over similar interests and he has you be his taste tester for new drinks he’s thinking of adding to the menu. Every time he makes a new drink, he writes its name on a napkin and slides it to you across the bar before turning his attention to other patrons. A blue cocktail called ‘cloudy sky’, a yellow one called ‘sun drop’, a purple one called ‘bunny’s treasure’….And a red one called ‘Wanna go out to dinner tomorrow?’

You nearly choke on the drink as you’re reading the napkin, snapping your head up to look at the redhead but he won’t even meet your gaze, seemingly embarrassed. You hang around until his shift is over so you can chat while he wipes the bar down “I…I’m sorry if that was cheesy of me. I just can’t express myself with words very well, I do much better with actions. So please, let me take you out somewhere” he doesn’t look you in the eye but he doesn’t need to, you can see that he’s being genuine “I’d love to be with you outside of work”

“I’d love to go out with you, Angel. Will you still wear the fishnets though or no?~” “Don’t push your luck…”

Dainsleif/“Sweetie”

Dain is a friend of a friend, you’ve seen him around though you haven’t gotten to interact much

You’ve got friends staying over from out of town and they totally begged you to take them to this bunny cafe!! They’ve seen so many people talking about it online and they can’t believe you’ve never been!! You obliged only because you didn’t expect the breakfast crowd to be so large. The place is so busy, you can’t believe this is how it looks on a weekday in the morning!!

You recognize Dain immediately and as he seats you and your friends, you go to ask how he is “Oh! Hey Dain, how have you been?” He immediately tenses up a little, reaching up to gently rest a hand on your shoulder “Aha, I’d like you to avoid using my name here” he tells you softly, low enough that your friends can’t hear. He’s so close you can smell his cologne and chocolate on his breath. Then, all too quick he pulls away, handing out menus and explaining the day’s special

When he turned around to leave, you had to peel your eyes away from him DAMN!!! He’s got a nice ass. You and all of your friends share a look that assures you they’re all thinking the same thing. They also picked up on that little exchange you two had ;) they start to urge you to give him your number, not knowing that you two kinda know each other already!!

You guys eat your breakfast and loiter around a little in order to check out the other bunnies. You all split the bill, handing the cash over to ‘Sweetie’. Your friend winks at you as they take a napkin with your number on it, fold it, and stick it in chest of Dain’s uniform. He looks a bit flustered but doesn’t question the gesture, leading you all back to the front of the cafe to take a picture together before you go

You and your friends walk around the city for hours, until your feet are sore and arms hurt from carrying shopping bags. As you all collapse back on your couch after returning to your apartment, you get a text from an unknown number “Hey. Do you want to hang out sometime? I know we haven’t talked in awhile. It’d be good to get back in touch”

Your friends all whoop and shake your shoulders as you respond, setting a time and place for your date 0-0

Xiao/“Tofu”

Xiao lives in a small apartment in Little Liyue, just a few blocks from the cafe. When he goes to school, he takes his motorcycle. He’s kinda hard to miss, you’ve come to admire him. You guys have a class together at your uni, just some art appreciation class that he actually seems to really like!!

You’ve tried chatting with him on multiple occasions, talking about art or asking about his tattoos, anything that interests him since you just wanna learn about him!! He seems so interesting, you can’t help but be curious

He’s always ‘busy’ after classes so he can’t ever go on study dates, he says he has a job but won’t say what it is. You try guessing and yet you’re wrong every time but you feel like you’ve guessed correctly before…he just lied. But why??

You find yourself at the cafe when they have a promotion going on, they’re collaborating with a company you like! So you head on in to get a themed drink and snack, you don’t plan on being there long! That is…until you see a familiar face

What are the odds that Xiao would be seating you? He won’t look you in the eyes as he brings you to your table, clearing his throat “Is there anybunny special you’d like to wait on you today?” He looks so embarrassed. “I’d like it if you’d be my waiter today, Xiao-“ “Hey- Hey please don’t use my name here. It’s bad enough I have you seeing me here…”

You kinda feel bad now and from the looks of it, he does too. “I didn’t mean to say that. Sorry. I just didn’t want you to see me here before I could take you out on a real date…I thought you’d think I’m a weirdo or something” he still won’t look at you, he focuses his attention in shuffling the menus in his hands

“Of course I don’t think you’re a weirdo. This is your job” you assure him “And I’d be a liar if I said you didn’t look good in your uniform. Please, my uniform is so ugly, if anything I probably look like a weirdo when I’m there” “You’re not weird. You’re cute” Xiao blurts out, practically shoving a menu into your hands and walking away. You can see how he’s blushing, the tips of his ears are red

Albedo is your waiter for the rest of your stay only because Xiao can’t even look at you across the room without getting flustered. Albedo slips you Xiao’s number as you’re on your way out the door, winking at you as he seats a new group at the table you were at previously

You text Xiao to ask if he wants to go out for drinks this weekend. It’s almost funny how fast he responds “I’d love that” :)

Scaramouche/“Boss”

You’re kinda new around here and you’re looking for fun things to do in the city. You find yourself at Celestia’s bunny cafe after seeing so many positive reviews. Let’s just say you were shocked to see the place after dark

All of the pictures online depict a pink, sweet, cute cafe…But now that the bar is open and the lights are low, it’s a bit raunchy in here! And crowded

You get yourself a drink, squeezing through the crowd to find a spot to sit. Someone bumps into you and your glass tips, green liquid sloshing out and onto the floor…And someone’s shoes

That someone is a bunny. He puts a hand on your arm, looking down at the mess…Then back up to you “Were you just going to walk away from this mess you made?” “No! No, I was going to set my glass down so I could-“ “Don’t lie to me. Ugh, look at this. Now my shoes will be sticky all night” he narrows his eyes, getting a little closer “If it was up to me, I’d make you lick them clean~” with a cocky smirk and a little squeeze on your arm, he pulls away, disappearing into the crowd

You’re so stunned by that little interaction 0-0 how dare he speak to you like that!!…How dare he not come back and speak to you like that again…

You squeeze back through the crowd, chugging your drink so you won’t spill any more, managing to catch up to him “You again? What, are you gonna clean me up? Or just stand there gawking at me like a fool” oh archons you’re really falling for him…falling for a total asshole

“You’re the one who bumped into me, bunny boy. Why don’t you get me another drink” you hand your empty glass over to him, earning an amused smile from the bunny “You’ve got some spunk, huh? Alright, fine I’ll get you another drink”

That’s all it takes for you to become a regular of his, stopping by for the night shift in order to chat with him when things aren’t busy or to steal him away when things are busy

Dottore/Alain/“Doc”

You two met at an old job in your college days (Pizza Hut Dottore Pizza Hut Dottore-) so you’ve kept in touch. You’ve kinda had feelings for him for awhile but he just doesn’t seem to be picking up on your flirting so you decide to be a bit more forward with your advances

“Hey, Alain, do you wanna go get a drink this weekend? I dunno, I just think it’d be fun” “This weekend? Eh…I’m a bit busy this weekend. Maybe next week” As long as you’ve known him, you’ve never heard of him working on a weekend so you just kinda assumed he didn’t want to go out with you

So you decided to check out the bunny cafe/bar that everyones been raving about. Maybe you’d make a friend at the bar! Or just have a good time being waited on by hot men in bunny outfits, who could resist?

You showed your ID to get in around 10pm, the bar was open for the night now! You were seated at a table near the bar since it was so crowded. Kaeya took your order and as he moved away, you caught sight of a familiar head of mint colored hair

“- so lean over and take it!” You watch in shock as he spanks a customer with a wooden paddle, the customer’s friends cheering as they film the whole thing on their phones. You’ve never seen such a side of your friend…and you’ve gotta admit it’s pretty hot.

Alain looks over your way for just a split second, just enough for you two to make eye contact. He excuses himself from that table and makes his way to yours, leaning over the pink table cloth to get in your face

“Can I help you?” He asks, his voice sounding strained “What, did you fucking follow me here?” You rush to assure him that you didn’t even know he worked here!! You just stopped by on a whim!!

“Well… Obviously I’m at work right now. I told you I was free later this week. Let’s aim for Wednesday night, I’ll take you somewhere nice if you promise to never tell anyone I work here. Deal?”

The rest of the night is somewhat of a drunken blur. After getting roped into a drinking game with another table, Alain stuffs you into his car and drives you home. You wake up the next morning with a killer headache, a set of bunny ears you apparently bought and a sticky note reminding you of the date you two planned together the night before ;)

Baizhu/“Honey”

The first time you went to the cafe with your friends, Baizhu had been working. You had no idea that he rarely worked, you just assumed he worked there as often as his other coworkers did! ‘Angel’ was there most weeknights, Albedo was there almost every day, ‘Doc’ was even somewhat consistent with his hours but for the life of you, you just couldn’t catch ‘Honey’ again!!

You made it a habit to ask about him, asking other bunnies to pretty please look and see when he was scheduled to come in next!! You just really wanted to see him again! That first time he waited on you and your friends, you’d absolutely fallen head over heels for him! And if was like the guy just vanished into thin air!!

His coworkers always told you they had no idea when he was coming in again, laughing a little at your disappointment “He’ll show up again! We’ll tell him you’re looking for him, okay?”

Sure enough, when you stop by on a whim after work, there he is. Honey’s at the front desk, flipping through receipts with his glasses perched on the end of his nose, looking oh so elegant just like he did when you saw him that day three weeks ago!!

Before you could even say anything, you could hear Ajax yelling from inside “HEY HONEY!! LOOK WHO’S HERE FOR YOU!!!”

He looks up at you and gestures for you to come closer “Ah, so you’re the one who’s been coming here looking for me~ Here I am, master, what can I do for you?” You know he’s toying with you and you can’t help but blush

You ask him to have lunch here at the cafe with you, he actually seems happy to! He sits and chats with you for an hour or so, his coworkers leaving you guys alone since they know how badly you wanted fo see him

“I’ll have you know, I got so many texts about you that I came in just for you today” he hums “I must say I’m not disappointed. Will you come see me again? I’ll be here next Friday from 2-4” he pays your bill himself before sending you on your way for the night. You still can’t believe that he showed up just for you 0-0 and you can’t help but feel giddy just thinking about seeing him again

😵‍💫Please excuse any spelling/grammar errors it’s 1am 😵‍💫

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i want the genshin bunny boys (especially scara, childe, dain, kaeya, and diluc) to make me think i can dom them before turning the tables and fucking me stupid

ANNSHDJSKA ANYWAYS SHEEESH IF THIS WAS REAL I WOUKD BE ONE OF THE REGULARS OH MY GOOOOOODDDD MMMMFFFF I WANT TO HAVE THEM ***** ** UNTIL IM ******* AND THEN HAVE THEM **** THEIR **** **** ** SO THAT IM ******* FROM ****************

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From my bunny cafe au 💕💕💕

((This kinda just turned into a somewhat self indulgent Kaeya fic so if you want someone else, Anon, feel free to send more asks!!! Hope this won’t disappoint!)) ALSO!! This is you guys’ first look into the cafe’s ‘basement’ ;)

Reader is gn, no gendered terms used in relation to their name/genitalia

CW: begging, domination, spit, manhandling, name calling

Kaeya sits beside you in your booth, the dim pink lights cast shadows on his face. He leans in close, eye flicking down to watch as your hand trails up and down his thigh

The waiter swirls his wine around in his glass, setting it down to wrap an arm around your shoulder. He leans in close, looking at you expectantly. You attempt to shrug him off, grazing your nails over the material of his fishnets, earning a dramatic sigh. “You aren’t ignoring me are you, master?” He purrs, scooting closer so his face is inches from yours. You can smell the wine on his breath as he speaks “I would just love if you came downstairs to play with me~ I’ve been bored out of my mind today, I was looking forward to having you all to myself.” Your hand travels up his thigh, coming to rest against his clothed cock, rubbing slow circles against him “Hey- Darling, you know we can’t do this up here”

The cafe has strict rules about sexual activity on the first floor. Grinding or sensual touching above the clothes is barely allowed, let alone anything you had in mind. The two of you would have to migrate to the basement sooner or later… However… You wonder how far the two of you can get before anyone notices- if anyone notices, it’ll be Zhongli. That man has some sort of 6th sense for any kind of rule breaking, it’s only a matter of time before he catches on. Kaeya isn’t the type to be subtle.

Wetness starts to seep into the fabric at your fingertips as Kaeya rolls his hips up into your hand. “Master please…Not up here” he’s all but whining for you, resting his head on the table so others won’t see his flushed face “You can have your way with me downstairs- just the two of us.” Oh how you love when he whines for you. An evil smirk works it’s way onto your face as you pull out your phone, actively ignoring your poor bunny as he pleads with you. It’s a good thing the bar is so crowded tonight, otherwise you’re sure other customers would hear him.

As predicted, barely fifteen minutes after you had started, Zhongli strides over to your table. “I don’t think I have to remind you of our rules” he shoots Kaeya a look of disapproval “Id like to ask you to take this behavior downstairs or off the premises…” Zhongli then leans down and whispers something in Kaeya’s ear, something you sadly cannot hear. Kaeya nods in response to what he says, reaching over to tug at your arm as the other bunny leaves you two to be alone once more

“Master…Please” he grips the sleeve of your shirt, knuckles going white. Maybe it’s his tone or the way he looks up at you with wide eyes and crooked bunny ears on his head… Either way you cave, grabbing his hand to drag him away from your booth. The two of you maneuver through the crowd, past the bar to the back. You show your card at the security desk and, once you’re cleared, you practically drag your poor bunny down the stairs. He wobbles in his heels, letting out pitiful, whorish whines of your name as he’s manhandled by you

Pink doors with glittery numbers line the basement hallway, you wait impatiently for Kaeya to open his door so the two of you can step into the familiar dark room. You open your mouth to scold him, to tell him how slow he was on the way down or tease in about how desperate he was for you but to your surprise, Kaeya shoves you against the door, pressing his chest against your back

“Not a word out of you” he hisses, warm hands yanking your pants down your thighs “You humiliated me up there, you know. All of my coworkers saw what you were doing to me” Kaeya uses his knee to nudge your legs apart, sliding his hands down your stomach “My my~ You know, I bet you had this all planned out, didn’t you? You wanted me to cry and beg for you, to tell you over and over how badly I need you. Too bad it’ll be the other way around tonight”

In one swift motion, he hauls you up over his shoulder, carrying you towards the back of the room to unceremoniously drop you on the creeky bed. If the lights were on, you’d be greeted by the sight of pink sheets and fluffy pillows. The room is clear as day in your imagination, you have it mapped out perfectly in your mind…Maybe you’ve spent too much time and money here.

You hear a zipper, some clunking, rustling fabric, the familiar sound of Kaeya undressing. You push yourself up, reaching out to touch him only to have him shove you back against the sheets once more “Stay down” he warns, roughly removing your clothes. You hear your garments being flung across the room, landing somewhere in the dark. Once you’re naked, Kaeya’s cool hands run up and down your sides, his hot breath at your neck. Your ears are greeted with another familiar sound: the crinkling of a condom wrapper “Now… Ass up, baby~”

The way he fucks you is ruthless, his grip on your hips will surely leave bruises. He’s moaning in your ear, always so vocal. He’s telling you who you belong to, what a whore you are for him, how your greedy hole is sucking him in. He groans that he wishes he could break the rules just this once, that he could fuck you raw so he can fill you up with his seed over and over again, his voice as gorgeous as always as he says such raunchy things.

You can barely string a thought together as you’re slammed into from behind, as gloved hands release your hips only to latch onto your hardened nipples. You’re drooling on the sheets beneath you, moaning nonsense in response to your partner’s words.

Kaeya’s been your go-to bunny for the longest time, once or twice a week you allow him to bring you down here to ruin you. Over and over, you find yourself crying for him to please please let you come or no please it’s too much! He never listens, he’s always doing what he wants. Kaeya is never one to let you come once and leave, he keeps you here, sprawled on the sheets for hours, grinning that smug grin of his as you come over and over for him. Over and over and over- Then he’ll make you lick your cum off his fingers, shoving them to the back of your throat as you do

This is different yet the same, the animalistic way he’s pounding into you, the way he grunts and groans, this is a new side to Kaeya you haven’t seen yet- a part of you thinks it’s because you two have gotten closer- but you know it’ll end the same. He’ll make you come as much as he wants, he’ll mark you up and tell you you’re his. And in your lust fuzzy mind, you know it’s true. You’re all his. You wouldn’t want it any other way

((Edit: I hope this is ok!! I shat this out, I’ve edited it like six times and I’ve come to the conclusion that I just won’t be happy with it no matter how much I edit!! I’ll rewrite it for you anon 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫))

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact writing #genshin impact kaeya #kaeya x reader #genshin impact smut #series: smut #series: bunny cafe 💕#series: notsfw #night posts #but in the broad daylight

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A Genshin bunny boy cafe

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This fine establishment allows (adult) customers to experience being waited on by hot men in bunny suits. And maybe, after dark, the bunnies can be of service to premium customers…

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Suggestive content (nonexplicit)

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“At Celestia’s Bunny Cafe, customers can enjoy a fun, flirty atmosphere where they can get coffee and chat while waiters in bunny outfits take their orders. You can request a certain waiter or have the staff surprise you! The menu consists of all sorts of drinks and treats that these boys can’t wait to give you! Once the sun sets, the bar opens which allows adult customers to have more time with their favorite bunny! Who could resist? No bunny is alike! Each visit to the cafe will grant customers a new experience like no other. With fair prices, handsome men and good drinks, this cafe/bar will be a must see place next time you’re in the city!” - Teyvat Times

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A lil bit of info about the cafe first:

- the cafe is owned by Ningguang and Beidou is the security manager and her wife

- Ningguang opened the cafe cause there was a maid cafe in Little Liyue that totally exploded in popularity practically over night! And being there entrepreneur she is, she hopped on the trend and opened her own cafe 2 blocks away. The cafe was meant to be a pop up thing that lasted a couple of months but due to the sheer number of good reviews and happy staff members, Ningguang keeps the place open :) she’s come to love the place too

- the bar portion of the cafe was added in later on to accommodate the adult fans! And the staff’s love for drinking too pfftt

- some bunnies have aliases since they have jobs outside of the cafe and don’t want to be recognized. Others just use their names cause they don’t care

- each bunny has a sort of ‘fan club’, usually it’s just their regulars who keep their pics in their phone cases or just come over to the cafe a lot

- premium members spend $150 per month on their membership and are invited to special events (like Hoppy Halloween), given special treatment at the cafe and are invited to Birthday Bashes!! Big ol’ birthday parties for whichever bunny has a birthday! Those are open to the public too of course but premium members get priority seating :)

- the cafe turns into a bar at night and only adults are allowed in! This is when things get a bit raunchy but nothing explicit happens

- customers are not allowed to touch workers unless they say so, maybe for a photo or a quick hug. Workers can touch customers who are comfortable with it or if they’re paid to (spanking, hugs, pictures, gift giving, kisses on the cheek maybe)

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Diluc, 25, “Angel”

One of the most sought after bunnies in the cafe. He wears the one piece and fishnets option for the uniform mostly cause the customers love it so much…he can’t help but love the praise and stares he gets. AND he can actually walk very well in heels ;)

I mean…Diluc is muscular and tall, that skimpy lil thing clings to him pretty well!! He racks up tips quick!! Not just for his looks. While he is a waiter, he also mans the bar when it opens for the night! He has all sorts of tricks from lighting drinks on fire to juggling shakers to pouring shots in customers mouths and spanking them! That one is always a crowd pleaser

Diluc isn’t the best at small talk when walking between tables, he finds he’s much more social when he’s standing behind the bar, serving drinks. He’s in his element there!

Kaeya got him the job here without telling him. He just called him up and went ‘i got you a job’ alsjsksj…As much as his brother annoys him, he’s kinda thankful he made him step out of his comfort zone. They don’t see each other much, they tend to schedule shifts where they aren’t in the building at the same time cause they’re not on the best terms 0-0

Kaeya, 23

A flirty bunny who wears the skimpiest uniform available, the classic sleeveless one piece with the cute, fluffy tail on the back. Always has rips in his fishnets and ‘accidentally’ lets his top slide down for a cheeky nip slip “Oops! Silly me~” we all know it was on purpose lmao, he just likes attention

He memorizes everything about regular customers and is always happy to see them!! They tip well ;)

Kaeya loves socializing and being in crowded places! He’s always chatting, even while carrying trays of snacks. He’s also a huge flirt, he thinks it’s cute when he gets customers to blush or laugh at a compliment or joke :) he’d never make anyone uncomfortable though, and if he did he’d apologize profusely

Any time someone asks why he wears an eye patch, he makes up a new story! “Angel stabbed my poor eye with a fork when he got mad at me!” “My dear boss took my eye as payment since I owe her money, poor me :(“ “I misplaced my eye, I’m sure it’s on the floor around here somewhere” “My eyepatch? Ah, I just think it fits my aesthetic~”

The second most likely to play drinking games with customers or other bunnies. 0-0 can you guess who’s most likely to get absolutely smashed while on the clock?

Ajax, 22

Oh Ajax…Oooooh Ajax. The resident trouble maker. He wears the one piece version of the uniform and alters it to wear a Fanny pack to stuff his tips in. I cannot make this up

After Kaeya and Zhongli expressed their dislike for the Fanny pack, Ajax clumsily sewed bunny ears onto it so it’d match the theme of the cafe! Now it’s kinda his thing to just pull shit out of it. Need a bandaid? He’s got one! Extra napkins? He’s got em! One singular pink press on nail? Hm…how’d that get in there

Ajax usually works afternoon and night shifts when he’s done with classes since he’s a college student. Night shifts are his opportunity to get wasted with guests! He challenges any bunny available to drinking games! He can usually rope Kaeya and Zhongli in! Dottore and Scara if he’s persistent

If anyone’s gonna get guests to dance and drink the night away until the bar closes for the night, Ajax will be right there partying it up. No one can deny that he doesn’t bring in cash! Cause even on slow nights, he can get people to have fun!

He can get a bit rowdy though so when he starts climbing on tables or shouting ‘watch me twerk!!’ His coworkers know to wrangle him and take him to the back for a nap 💀

Albedo, 23

Albedo is a bit more conservative so he wears the pants and vest version of the uniform. He just thinks it looks better on him since he’s, as he says so bluntly, ‘flat’.

“There is no reason for me to wear something so revealing when I lack assets to reveal” please Albedo-

Albedo spends a lot of time assembling desserts. He’ll bring cookies/treats to guests and frost them right at the table so they can see! He’s very skilled with his hands, his icing calligraphy is beautiful!

He once saw a customer working on homework while with their friends so he pulled a chair over to their table and helped. Bee is wicked smart, it’s enough to make your head spin

When he sees his regulars, he always smiles and brings them to a table away from everyone else so they can chat for a few minutes (as long as it isn’t insanely busy). He does his best to remember who they are and what they like :)

Albedo usually only works day shifts, he’s there most weekdays between 9am and 2pm! Out of everyone, he and Dain probably have the most consistent schedules. He’s kinda proud of that ;)

Zhongli, 26

A very handsome bunny who opts for the vest, tie and dress pants uniform option, he’s more of a conservative dresser but the vest and tight pants leave little to the imagination anyways

During the night shift, he can be persuaded to change into something more revealing. With his nice ass, tattoos and strong chest…ofc people want to see him in something more revealing. Even his coworkers want to see that cake

Always kind, polite and has stories to tell if you invite him to sit (which you’ll pay for later but who cares, right?), he has such a way with words you can’t help but be totally enthralled with what he has to say! Soon enough another bunny will have to come retrieve him cause he can’t just sit around for his whole shift!!

If anyone is having trouble deciding on what to eat or drink, he gives the most helpful recommendations! Zhongli is just great with people in general :)

He’s kinda the dad of the group even though he isn’t the oldest. Before the place opens, he’s helping everyone with or into their uniforms, he’s wiping down tables even though he doesn’t need to, he’s polishing his own and his coworkers shoes, he’s just a great guy to work with. If anyone’s just not feelin it or they just can’t come into work, he’ll most likely be the one to step in for them :)

He’s very close with the bosses, he and Ningguang went to college together so they’re friends! He brings her snacks when she’s in her office and when he takes breaks, he’s usually hanging around her

Xiao, 22, “Tofu”

Xiao wears the one piece version of the uniform and is the only bunny who can’t walk in heels. Poor man is a mess and has to wear dress shoes or flats otherwise he’d be stumbling over his feet all night! Can’t have that when he’s carrying drinks like hot chocolate!! He’s stubborn though, he’ll insist that he’s FINE and does NOT need help when he is very obviously about to break an ankle 💀

Xiao chose the name ‘Tofu’ name because tofu is his favorite thing…And now its too late to change his alias since his regulars and fans like his name so much! He’s a private guy so even though he doesn’t wear a mask to protect his identity, he just feels better if strangers aren’t knowing or using his real name

Xiao’s got one hell of a sweet tooth and often sneaks sweets. He’ll eat cookies or macarons with guests, sometimes even sneaking them from the display case when no ones looking. He’ll deny it though, even if he has frosting on his cheek

Xiao actually loves sitting with guests. He doesn’t talk much about himself but listening to what his customers or regulars do/like is fun for him! He was never someone with a lot of friends so being able to socialize this way is just nice

Not to mention, all of the people thirsting over posting about him online, showing the pictures they got with him and saying how fun he was…it kinda shocks him cause woah?? ‘People…like me’ :’) aw

Tbh he doesn’t even know why he’s so popular but Ajax tells him it’s cause he’s got ‘sick tats’… pfftt

Dainsleif, 25, “Sweetie”

Dain was actually a bouncer for the cafe during the night shift! That was until Beidou told him he’d make a good bunny. That was early on in the cafe’s first few weeks of running so they were still bringing in new people and cycling through workers to find good fits

Dain originally felt a bit out of place but he’s made himself at home now and has become more confident in himself because of his job :’)

He’s a bit heavy footed so he wears very short heels lmao within his first three weeks as a bunny, he broke two pairs of heels just cause he tends to stomp around 💀 he isn’t as graceful as he imagines himself

He wears the one piece and fishnets version of the uniform! Instead of a bow tie around his neck, he’s got a little collar with a bell!

Dain is a bit awkward when socializing, he’s a bit blunt (he apologizes when he catches himself doing that poor guy) but when he’s around Kaeya or Albedo he kinda perks up a little! They’re his work buddies, he always looks forward to working with them

He’s always surprised when people pick him to be their waiter for the day/night. He’s been working there for like a year and every time he’s like ‘they want me?? :0’

Endures Alain’s spanking and Kaeya’s flirting when he works night shifts with them…Archons help this man he’s got a great ass…

Dottore (I use the name Alain for him!), 26, “Doc”

A lot of people like being degraded, Alain is the bunny for you. He’s pretty mean and it isn’t just an act he puts on for work, he’s actually just a jerk lmao. Lots of people like him though just cause he’s so different than the rest!

He wears the full suit with the open shirt option for the uniform, he doesn’t wanna give too much away for free ;) the layers come off as it gets later and later in his shift until he’s just walking around shirtless in those tight pants 0-0

Alain wears a mask for his shifts only cause he is an oral surgeon! So he doesn’t want those clients recognizing him. This makes him even more popular cause people like how ‘mysterious’ he is since he’s the only masked bunny

Doc is only brought out during the night shift when only adults are on the premises

When his regulars come around he always greets them with an exaggerated “uuuggggh you’re back again? I thought I got rid of you” and his regulars think it’s funny every time

Alain carries a ‘love paddle’ around but he doesn’t actually hit anyone with it (unless a customer pays him to ;) ). He will give other bunnies a thwack here and there, Diluc and Dain are usually his victims

Doc always wanted to be a performer when he was younger but chose being a dental surgeon for money. So working at the cafe/bar is fun for him! He likes how he can just kinda be himself and people will pay to see him :)

Baizhu, 27, “Honey”

Baizhu… really should wear a mask since he’s a pharmacist…but he doesn’t! He claims he works mostly with the elderly and they’d never come to the cafe or recognize him…even though he’s got green hair…

He’s kinda a rare bunny, he isn’t there much and if he is it’s maybe once a week for only a few hours so when people see him there, it’s always a surprise! He’s a busy guy and this job is kinda just a fun, side job!

He wears the one piece version of the uniform cause…c’mon! He’s got NICE legs damn 🤤

Baizhu has such a low alcohol tolerance, it’s probably best for him to stay working during the day 0-0 he’s pretty funny when he’s drunk though, his face flushes bright red and he laughs a lot

Baizhu tends to hang around Zhongli cause even though they’re both young, they’re old souls at heart. They share lots of common interests so when things are slow, they’ll sit at a table and chat together :)

He’s a chronic blinker when taking photos with customers, he gets so embarrassed when he has to ask to retake them “I’m so sorry, I swear I’ll keep my eyes open this time!”

He loves snakes!! He’s got a pet snake and now that customers know he likes them, people bring him snake themed things like keychains :) lots of bunnies get gifts!! Baizhu is always surprised cause he’s rarely there so these people are persistent!!

Scaramouche, 26, ‘Boss’

He’s kinda the only bunny who didn’t pick his own name lmao Beidou called him ‘bossy’ one time and it just kinda stuck

Scara wears the vest and pants version of the uniform…He also greatly struggles in heels but refuses to resort to wearing flats like Xiao! So he wears short heels like Dain. He only wears dress shoes if he’s got blisters or his feet hurt

Scara is another night shift bunny, he only appears during the day if there’s an event where all bunnies are supposed to be there

Like Doc, he’s mean 0-0 He’ll spank customers and coworkers, he’ll take his gloves off to do it too! Again, he’d never spank customers without consent

He’s such a dick when serving drinks lmao “A fruit cocktail? What, are you five?” “More shots? Ughhhh…Don’t throw up on my floors” “I cant believe you spilled that. If it was up to me, I’d make you lick it up” 0-0

Venti, 28, ‘Bard’

Venti is the rarest bunny cause he technically doesn’t even work at the cafe!!! He shows up for special events to sing or to promote his band!

He brings in a lot of money when he does these events cause he’s usually on touring all over the country!! He’s only had three events in the span of a year and a half but people really love him!! People were lining up down the street

When he shows up, he doesn’t actually act as a waiter, he just performs all afternoon and more again at night. He takes lots of pictures with guests, messes around with his coworkers and at the end of the night, he finds an opportunity to quietly slip out the back (saying goodbye is just too hard :( he’d rather just sneak out than make a big deal of leaving)

Pray for Zhongli and Xiao cause if they happen to be there at the same time as Venti, he’ll make them come onstage to sing together! Xiao claims that years are taken off of his life every time he sees Venti but he’s so dramatic, everyone can see that they’re good buddies <3

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Pt.2 will have…explicit content… 0-0

“When the bar is up and running for the night, certain premium members may be able to take their favorite bunny down to the basement for…a romp in the hay….” Make them your whores <3

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