#serious girlfriend

[spacedace]

Jon, Kon, Tim and Damian all chatting, and start musing on their various anxieties about going dark side and how they would stop each other.

Elle wanders in and only catches the last bit where Jon and Damian are referencing world domination and is just like:

Elle: Oh, are we going dark side? Who do you guys need me to fight? I can body just about anyone in the League but I'm pretty sure Batman had some tricks up his sleeve to deal with me so we'll have to account for that. I know you guys aren't gonna want to kill anyone in your families, but I'm pretty sure I could alter the nightmare dimension to be less, you know, nightmare-y while still keeping it inescapable so that's an option -

Jon: W h a t

Damian: We are not going "dark side" Nightingale...probably.

Jon: Definitely! Definitely no dark side!

Elle, relieved: Oh thank the Ancients, that was gonna be such a bummer

Tim: Jesus Christ you didn't even hesitate

Kon: You didn't even need any kind of justification. Did you just hear Jon say "take over the world" and that was all you needed???

Elle: I mean, yeah? I wouldn't be happy about it but I'm not just gonna let Jolly and Day go and take over the world without me.

Jon: I'm not sure if I should feel touched or worried...

Damian: Are you seriously saying your loyalty to us is greater than your duty to the world?

Elle: Day I would crack the universe in half and devour the souls everyone who ever so much mildly inconvenienced you two if you asked.

Tim & Kon: *fear.jpg*

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #kon el kent #kon kent #connor kent #tim drake #jon el kent #jon lane kent #jon kent #damian wayne #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #super serious chaos #the scariest part for Tim & Kon is the realization that all 3 of them are equally ride or die for each other #completely unhinged and devoted to each other #tim & kon are also secretly happy to know their little brothers' girlfriend cares about them so much #elsewhere bruce is frantically updating his files and trying to figure out how to account for this

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Polyvees headcanon that the reason Val and Vox brought Velvette into their relationship was a weird attempt to save their marrige by adding a third

#bad news is velvette doesn't like val so it didn't work #but vox got a cool girlfriend out of it #i also firmly believe that val and vel will try to push relationship responsibilities onto each other when vox is having tantrums #'hes ur boyfriend u do something' 'yea but he's ur husband of 20 years????' #vox having multiple serious long term partners but still obsessing over al #i hope velvette has her own side thing since vox has al and val has angel #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #voxval #voxvel #voxvelval #polyvees #staticmoth

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think it would have been funny if tim, after discovering his bisexuality and thinking that was the 'unique feature' he brought to his iteration of robin, mentioned this to the rest of batfam, only to find out they've all been some degree of queer this whole time.

#jason would be bewildered #and then has to ask tim how he DIDNT know. because jason's pretty notorious for having boyfriends that cause issues for the family business #ie: having them all on social lockdown for WEEKS after jason decided his current relationship was serious enough for him to reveal #himself as robin... he broke up with that guy less than a month later #and dick never let him live it down #and then they have to have the bruce conversation with him #which pretty much shocks tim beyond what he thought his body was capable of handling #“i thought.. he just didn't ever have a girlfriend because of the whole batman thing?????” #dick would recount it to bruce later on and he'd just sigh #this is all in my head again guys ignore me #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #red robin #nightwing #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #robin #dc comics #dc #gothihop speaks

[littlediscoveredstars]

I found this on Pinterest and decided to make it my first post with Dvattra. Eat up!

I really like how it turned out. I don’t consider myself an artist but this really felt worth the effort.

(Also, I adore this ship and everything with it so far! Consider me converted, as a Ram main!)

#d.va #hana song #ramattra #draw your ship prompt #they’re so cute! #serious awkward or oc and his gamer girlfriend #a pair I NEVER would’ve thought up on my own #but it works SO WELL! #dvattra #d.va x Ramattra #overwatch #artwork #fanart

[dayurno]

what gets me re: kevin with jean is that kevin is seriously the worst. like we see in-text specifically that kevin used to lean into jean’s space to whisper to him and it seems it was common enough to him that he didn’t think much of it (he did it once for asking jean to teach him french then again to make jean promise not to off himself), he said horrible things like ‘it could be our secret’ and ‘i don’t want to lose you’, he wrote jean memories and notes in postcards, he bought jean silly little magnets, even up to the point of tsc canon he was cradling jean’s face and gently touching his hand. so flirty! no wonder jean was down so horribly. no wonder nora sakavic said kevin was always the problem child

#hhey stop kevin stop stop giving me a reason to live if you dont like me back im serious #i know it wasnt on purpose and that only makes it worse to me like he wasnt trying at all #he wasnt actively making an effort to get jean to fall for him. that’s sick and twisted #hes so earnest 😭 ‘you’re worth it’ ‘every night’ ‘i don’t want to lose you’ LOOKING ASS #kevin’s girlish and vulnerable heart mon dieu #its sick its seriously sick #jean didnt stand a chance. literal hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ship dynamic #unstoppable force vs VERY moveable object #cat and bird locked in a cage together ship dynamic #could any of us truly say that we would react better or more wisely if kevin day treated us like his highschool girlfriend #txt #kevjean

[lunelicmoone]

#quackity #alex quackity #quackity my beloved #i need to have this picture hanged up and framed on every wall of my house im so serious #my girlfriend. MY girlfriend #this actually might be my new pfp for next month LMAO #anyway. god bless qsmp

[fossilfan39]

Save me doodling Rarepairs….rarepairs if you can hear me….

#maitara #zuki #need more ppl to pay attention to queer katara ships #she would literally be the girlfriend ever..like r u serious… #zuko is also the girlfriend ever #but in a different way #real zuki fans know it’s GIRL X GIRL btw #atla #avatar the last airbender #fabi art #zuko #mai atla #katara #suki atla

[dyemelikeasunset]

Morgan thinks it's so funny that her girlfriend is a whole ass fashion model yet is always unprepared for selfies

#mor is SO CUTE in this i'm very proud of how she turned out #adore drawing her in more lovely fashion styles #dom is very handsome but so fucking serious lmao at least smile for your girlfriend's selfie #dom and mor #my art #sapphic art #wlw art #queer art #queer artist

[sarasidlesaid]

I think Captain Janeway maybe vomited in her mouth a little when the Admiral Janeway said Seven had a husband.

#star trek voyager #star trek #seven of nine #voyager #captain janeway #captain kathryn janeway #j7 #janeway #kathryn janeway #she got serious again quickly #but she was disgusted #and then she was like #chakotay hates her #also that’s my girlfriend???????

[ride-a-dromedary]

Astarion and Shadowheart: *collars undone, thoroughly debauched* Sorry we're late! We were doing stuff. Halsin: *a step and a half behind them* I am stuff.

#these elves are poly (for each other) GOOD for them #BG3 Musing #i don't have a ship name for them so i'll just tag #bloody heart and a bear #i am an astarion/shadowheart/halsin truther with sometimes karlach thrown in there if she's comfy because they all love her too #thinking about how shadowheart in EA was willing to join in with astarion's romance when he was ready #how halsin flirts with the two of them and accept their teasing good naturedly #and how the two of them are the only ones fully on board with bringing halsin into the fray (i know people read star's agreement as being #not into it but let's not take his right to consent to things and be believed away from him and devoid him of agency okay) #like how can you hear 'nature used all of its powers when it sculpted you astarion' and 'to watch a woman flush with pleasure #is one of nature's sweetest gifts...though perhaps you will prove even sweeter shadowheart' and not swoon and go WELL OKAY #halsin: i can make them better :3 astarion/shadowheart: we can make him worse! >:3 #this is an unserious post but one about a throuple i am serious about - i have a serious post about them earlier on my blog somewhere #i am so sorry minty this could also be you but larian playing #when your half elf girlfriend is the only one of you who has to sleep so you both let her sleep on you preferably at the same time

[spacedace]

It occured to me that in The One with the Secret Live In Girlfriend I haven’t actually said what my head canons for Super Serious Chaos’ height is yet and like, it’s so important to me that yall understand that Elle is tiny in that fic.

Like Jon and Damian both ended up having massive growth spurts and shot up to be these god damned giants, and Elle - taking after Danny - is just this itty bitty hellion. So here be my head canons for them, plus a size chart to really drive home the fucking nonsense height difference there is:

Jon: 6′9 - he’s the tallest in his family. Shot up past Clark in highschool and just kept growing. Elle calls him “Jolly” as short for “Jolly Green Giant”

Damian: 6:5 - he also had a ridiculous growth spurt in high school, but because he’s almost always next to Jon, people think he’s shorter than he is.

Elle: 4′9 - she’s tiny, she took after Danny, but somehow didn't even manage to break 5 feet like her template/dad/brother. She's two whole feet shorter than Jon, just a hair closer to Damian in height. Whenever some truly apocalyptic shit goes down and her boyfriends have to hide behind her, it gives some real serious “They asked for no pickles” vibes.

Just look at this height difference, tell me the idea of tiny Elle standing infront of her two giant BFs protectively isn’t the funniest shit you’ve ever seen. Also, Dick & Lois are there too just to give you an idea of what they're dealing with in the first two chapters 😂

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #danielle phantom #dani phantom #dani fenton #elle phantom #Damian Wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #jon kent #jon el kent #Super Serious Chaos #dick grayson #lois lane #Secret Live in Girlfriend Au #small!Elle #She's fucking tiny #no one realizes that she could suplex any god on any day of the week #until it's too late at least #dick really is lucky to be alive after breaking in lol

[peridyke]

well meaning gifts

#Steven universe #lapidot #peridot #lapis lazuli #peridart #peridot looking up with a serious expression ‘HOW TO SUPPORT MY BIPOLAR GIRLFRIEND???’

[sonknuxadow]

theres multiple reasons i dont like s/urgeamy but one of the things ive seen people do with it that annoys me a bit is the idea that surge and kit are going to become good because surge is gonna fall in love with amy and thats gonna be her only motivation to change.. and im sorry but am i the only one who thinks it would suck so bad for such fun antagonists to instantly switch sides just because one of them was "fixed" by romance and no other reason

#that is not an appealing storyline to me at least not for something like sonic where i dont wanna see canon romance #i DO think it could be interesting if amy being nice to surge and kit is gonna somehow be the start of a redemption arc for them #but not in a romantic way . not in an instant ''well i guess i have to switch sides now because i have a crush on sonics friend'' way #and ive seen some people assume that surge and kit are actually being serious when they come to the restoration as if theyve changed #i definitely dont think this is the case i dont think theyre good guys now #at least not yet it is possible they could calm down one day. but i dont think thats whats going on right now #i dont get why people are so obsessed with shipping amy with everyone anyway #shes just a little guy she should be doing average middle school aged girl activities like playing neopets or whatever #not entering serious romantic relationships . come on #especially considering most of her friends are a bit older than her #also the constant ''haha surge stole sonics girlfriend'' posts are getting on my nerves too #like my reasons for not liking the ship + the fact that the joke has already been made a million times aside. #it just always annoys me seeing amy be reduced to sonics girlfriend when theyre not even dating

[morrowalker]

its always wusako this wuspheera that. when are we going to start shipping wu with the bounty

#i allow myself one insane post every once in a while #You think im joking. im completely serious #misako voice: my husband. and my husbands girlfriend The Ship Of Theseus #ninjago wu #ninjago #wu #bounty #she doesnt have a fandom tag but she has one for my blog

[musubiki]

im gonna make another female character that is down bad for taffy, flirts with him openly (post-timeskip) and he has no idea what the hell is going on so accidentally flirts back?!!

shed be like "Wow...hes so tall and cute." (holds up piece of cut apple) "Say 'ahh'." and taffy, who has no idea what shes doing but likes fruit, goes "...ah?" and eats it

cut to mochi holding coco back from violently beating that girls ass

#coco: i didnt know i was capable of such rage... #coco: (turns to lime) is this how you feel when guys flirt with mochi...? #lime: yeah #coco being mad at taffy after and hes like (whats wrong?) #coco is like (fuck you. go die in a hole) (not serious) #and taffy stands there for a bit dumbfounded #next panel is him crawling out the window of the 3rd floor and coco is like (NO!!!!!!) #my girlfriend is mad at me im going to jump out the window

[brown-little-robin]

in case any of you were imagining me being a bright shining presence in real life, please know that a fun guy came into the ceramics studio three days in a row to visit his ceramics-artist girlfriend and saw me working while sitting on my customary stool. and the 4th day he commented "you sit like uhhhh, like L. from Death Note"

#Robin speaks #WHLDKFJWLKFKLJDFKL I DO IT'S TRUE #...OH in fact I'm doing it right now #it must be a little unsettling #he seems to like me though!! #which is very cool because I think he's fun #not serious friend material maybe but fun. chill. we vibe. he's learning Japanese with his girlfriend because his mom is Japanese