#serious joke

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw #kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma #kinda presumptuous and weird #sometimes older people are just hot #it speaks!

[caramiaaddio]

all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music

#goncharov #goncharov 1973 #i cannot fucking believe this is the best thing ive ever composed im so fucking mad #wrote a whole ass composition for a joke and its better than my serious shit lol

[secondbeatsongs]

cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

is it just me? does anyone else do this?

#personal #food #bacon #no you think this is a joke but I'm serious #this is how I open bacon #it makes it so easy to get the bacon out! #like this is a shitpost but I am serious

[bubba-draws]

They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

#i doodled this a long time ago and considering i havent posted any new art yet i decided to finish it #most serious au ever #they kept cursing for a bit till they finally calmed down #this is mostly a joke but u know im making it canon #hollow knight #hollow knight au #pure vessel #the hollow knight #hollow hk #the radiance #the radiance hk #radiance vessel au #first post of 2024

[myoonmii]

Some might say he didn’t take the news well

#Merlin #Merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #meme redraw #Merthur #redrawing Merlin as memes until I get my motivation back day 2 #Merlin??? a socerer??? #this guy are you serious ?? #bbc arthur #merlin fanart #Merthur fanart #merlin memes #jokes aside he really did have to take a moment there #this was Arthur in his head

[mroddmod]

i’m still hoping for a CX-2/tech reveal, if for nothing else than to see this scene play out

#more serious/finished shit coming soon but i sketched this out as a joke and then liked it way too much so i had to share lol #the bad batch #tbb #star wars #star wars the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb omega #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #cx-2 #mods art #mods draws #my art

[fuckyeahneopia]

#twitter #neopets #also apparently some people think this is serious #so to be clear: this is satire #aka a joke

[trashmancer]

“It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all~”

How I see the Minthara and Gale relationship. (Yes it’s a play on the classic Simpsons scene)

#bg3 fanart #galethara #webweave #gale dekarios #minthara baenre #yes he’s wearing wavemother it’s hard to tell because he’s kind of chibi back there lmao #this is a joke post mostly #but also serious #my art

[mintytrifecta]

Enough depressurized blobfish. I'm here to spread living blobfish propaganda.

Look at them. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Living comfortably at depths to over 1,200 meters in the ocean. Be nice to them.

#ENOUGH OF YOUR DEAD BLOBFISH IM SICK OF IT #marine biology #Blobfish #Marine bio #Fish #Ocean #Ocean creatures #Thedeeps #Deep sea fish #Putting it in every tag I am serious I am no longer joking respect the blobfish #Sea life #sea animals #Psychrolutes marcidus

[elkscreams]

New sibling lore just dropped

#myart #my art #is he joking? is he serious? that's up to y'all #batman #batman fanart #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #superman #nightwing #dick grayson #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne al ghul #damian wayne #batman and robin #robin #jason todd #red hood #cassandra cain #black bat #batdad #batfamily #batbros

[cadaverkeys]

I hate it when people say u need to learn the basics of art before u go into it...the true way to learn art is actually going directly to drawing what you like, then being so attached to it that you have to go back and learn the fundamentals in order to make the art of what you like better.

#rambles #this sounds like im joking but im SERIOUS. PASSION FIRST. THEORY SECOND.

[birf]

I was watching spy x family with friends and one of them went “if this is propaganda to have children and work for a government agency it’s working” and we all laughed but the more we watched we were like “…….oh my god is this propaganda to have children?”

#edit: this is a dumb joke my friend made do not come to my inbox arguing how sxf is not propaganda I don’t not care #please this wasn’t suppose to be serious or conspiratorial #also this isn’t a negative post I really like the show #spy x family

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

#twst is not an otome!!! #ngl i kinda only added malleus bc i needed one more 'serious' character to complete it lol #i don't play enough games to know another character #honorary love interest fr (he's close enough) #this is all for jokes btw lmao #mystic messenger #obey me #lovebrush chronicles #for all time #tears of themis #mr. love queen's choice #love and deepspace #jumin han #lucifer obey me #lucien #malleus draconia #clarence clayden #zayne

[theorderofthetriad]

anyways... here's why i think Loki and Matt Murdock should be each other's narrative foil(romantic):

• Loki- famously known liar, Matt Murdock- able to tell when people are lying

• Both wear helmets with horns on them, but Matt's are small and practical and Loki's are large and gaudy.

• Matt Murdock- Practicing Irish Catholic, Loki- Norse "God" of Mischief

• Loki- Presents himself as selfish and self preserving, Matt Murdock- Presents himself as selfless and self sacrificing

• Loki- Will flee if he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain, Matt Murdock- Knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain and does it anyway

• They simply seem like prime material for a "We vehemently dislike each other up until we (whoops!) realize we love each other so much we can't live without the other" type romance that I am always obsessed over.

• Thor would enjoy it, and, frankly, he deserves the entertainment.

#this WAS a rant i made about some ao3 discourse i saw on my dash. but now it's better #frostdevil #<- the ship tag which you should check out #im fully serious about this btw. this seems like a joke bc it's inherently funny but im also 100% not making a joke #otp: horned helms something about lying #santagno #loki #matt murdock #daredevil #Top Tino Post

[teaboot]

Not a Christian not an Atheist but a third, secret thing (superstitious and a bit fucked up)

#Posts that piss everyone off equally #I hope #This is a joke but it's also serious #Post because I said God bless unironically and caught myself