#seriously anybody dm me plz

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Oh no… PLZ don’t tell me Patrick hired a PI and they took pics of the car rendezvous 😫 I can’t bear it!!

Side note tho I’m loving the progression of the story and these two just get me all warm and tingly inside lmao 💗

Ahhh thank you my dear! I'm so glad you're all so invested!!

I have to admit I'm loving hearing all of these theories, but you're just giving me more ideas, honestly.

But in all seriousness, if anybody can't handle the anxiety, send me a DM and I'll tell you, just as long as you keep it a secret lol

#ask #anon ask #sheriff!joel #STR fic

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- ̗̀✰ •【 ZOE KRAVITZ / CISFEMALE / 28 】announcing the arrival of her royal highness, ( GRACE ROWE ), the  ( PRINCESS ) of ( SOUTH AFRICA ). I’ve heard that she is ( MOODY ) & ( CYNICAL ) but can also be ( BOLD ) & ( WITTY ). ( GRACE ) is arranged to marry (  ELENA PONCE ). Rumor has it ( SHE WAS HOSPITALIZED DUE TO DEPRESSION ). We hope you enjoy your stay at London!【 OOC: lena, 21, est, she/her】

hey mtv and welcome to my dumpster fire of an intro!!! i’m lena, i’m a Complete disaster, and i’m psyched to be here w my ~messy~ child, grace! below is some poorly organized information about her 

tw: depression 

- kind of a Rude Bitch   - definitely a Bad Bitch - she’s not… mean per say, just indifferent to most things and people, so if she doesn’t know you or like you then she really has no use for you - hard to really and truly get to know, but once you know her then you have her trust and ya can see what a dope person she is - hates being royal; like, she loves her country and WANTS to make it better and better the world n shit, but she hates the attention so she kinda stands back and lets her parents and brother deal with all that shit - studied political science with a focus on social justice in college, but doesn’t really put it to use because she’s not really included in any political conversations SO - likes to do stupid, spontaneous, crazy shit that would probably NOT look good on the monarchy - likes going out and having a good time - BAD at emotions, 100% emotionally stunted bc she just tries to Not show anybody her vulnerable side because she thinks it’ll only lead to loss n getting hurt n all that emo shit (idk give her some ~angsty~ exes plz) - communicates in a LOT of sarcasm - taking things seriously? absolutely never - doing things from the goodness of her heart? not often - she may just be a princess, but she is the QUEEN of resting bitch face - she’s bisexual as hell  - she’s struggled with depression for a LONG time and about two years ago she made a suicide attempt and was hospitalized for a few months, she was embarrassed (bc Ugly stigma on mental illness) and likes to pretend it never happened - she sees a therapist and is on meds (all ~secretly~), but obviously depression doesn’t just Go Away, so she still struggles a bit

what is this? idk! but uhhhh give it a like or slide into my dms or my discord dms- or contact me by pony express, whatever you prefer; but YES, let’s do this shit!! xoxo 

#buckingham:intro #depression tw #let grace n i love u down !! #PLZ

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NERD NOTES- LIveblogging Critical Role Campaign 2 ep 7 PART ONE

Fjord is at 25/30 hp i’m pretty sure not 30/30

Also he used his spell slots so that Hex shouldn’t have gone off lol. They DID NOT short rest at the end of the last ep ETA NVM I just remembered Hex lasts an hour after casting, don’t mind me...

Oh god Khary’s character is squishier than Caleb... well at least he has less HP but his AC is probably better so they might be about even.

Traumatizing children, it’s a group tradition!

Ah the struggle of not having darkvision and having to light it up wherever you fight... risk giving away your position or take disadvantage on EVERYTHING

And Khary introduces his character with a voice of PURE SEXUAL CHARISMA.

Man as front-liners Molly and Fjord really need to pick up some better armor ASAP. Molly’s at 16 which... ehhhh.. but Fjord’s at what, 14? That, frankly, sucks. My BARD had better AC than that at lvl 3 and she’s not even proficient with medium armor.

NOTT YOU’RE OUT OF SPELL SLOTS TOO STOP THAT no seriously she used Shocking Grasp & Hideous Laughter last time and she’s only got 2 slots at lvl 3. She knows 3 spells but ONLY HAS 2 SLOTS so that Shocking Grasp should have been a no go ETA I LIED I LIED I’M DUMB Shocking Grasp is a cantrip!! I got it mixed up with Burning Hands...

AAAAND their great childcare record CONTINUES...at least Matt didn’t instakill the kid and is giving them a chance to heal him before he croaks.

Hyena down the gnoll hole.

Lol Jester is SO MAD that she has to SAVE THIS STUPID CHILD instead of KILLING THINGS a bloodthirsty girl after my own d&d group’s heart...

Poor Liam is rolling such consistently bad attacks... that Fire Bolt will work eventually, and when it does...he’s going to roll a 1 on the damage dice lol

Oooo I think Nott has a cruuuush.

I like how the child they saved is now just an it, lol... 

Yeah take a stroll down the hole, the goal is the gnoll ....

Seriously that gnoll is worth 60 gold go get it. That’s a healing potion + extra 10 gold.

God Shakaste’s so intense... i’m digging it

THANKS JESTER for asking the IMMEDIATE question that I wanted to know. If there’s no other survivors this crew needs to BAIL for now.

As an aside while they’re looting this room, I love Liam’s dedication to the German accent/Caleb voice, even when he’s telling Khary what dice to roll for his damage lol

Nott DEFINITELY HAS A CRUSH

Hey, they successfully rescued some people! And a child even! Although he’s probably traumatized for life...

PLEASE TAKE A SHORT REST ... Fjord needs his spells back plz

OK FINE DON’T LISTEN TO ME DO WHAT YOU WANT JEEZ Just RUN back in the mine...

Shakaste laying out some smooooth talk... Nott “I’m not interested in a relationship right now!” LOLLLL

OH GOD Fjord and Nott... YOU GUYS JUST HEAD BACK TO THE GROUP GEEZZZZ nah go with your gut, improv is great, take some risks!

Plus I think half-orcs should always have a bit of a tendency to recklessness, personally... that’s how I play mine at least! She’s level headed UP TO A POINT, then before you know it she’s spitting blood in her enemy’s face with one HP left but still going for a kill instead of running away...

But don’t take too many risks you’re only lvl 3 guys! ...Guys?

OK OK OK if Matt lets y’all retcon a short rest in there then go for it! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DM GENEROSITY WHEREVER POSSIBLE (I learned that when my lvl 1 druid got taken out by a Nat 20 attack after the DM at first wasn’t going to hit my squishy lvl 1 butt and I said, and I quote “No, it’s fine, I won’t die unless you roll a crit!” .... yeah when your max HP is 9 and you take 32 damage, that’s INSTADEAD.

Missed the end of that quick fight while I gave the animals their nightly treat...

The crew is plowing through this dungeon, nice job guys! Go til someone gets knocked unconscious, that’s my motto.

Hey Travis remembered to make a Con save after he took damage! So honest, what a good dude.

Honestly Khary/Shakaste’s natural charisma is too much, he could take charge and just lead everyone else around by the nose and they would thank him for the privilege!

“Cool it” OH GOD Fjord was that a dad joke when you cast that? Was that lame enough for a Dad Joke??

They still aren’t putting up the temp hit points for Armor of Agathys, Fjord’s at 30 right now not 20.

Ooo Frostbite’s nice. A little more damage than Vicious Mockery and has the same ability to impose disadvantage as a bonus!

Ahh cursing at people when you can’t think of a clever thing for Vicious Mockery... classic.

HOLDING ACTIONS in D&D: technically when you HOLD an action, you give a specific trigger that has to happen and then you will do a specific thing. Marisha used it correctly here as in “I will hold my action and when there is light I will attack the gnoll in front of me.” BUT you can’t use it like “I’ll hold my action and just randomly do something whenever.” You CAN hold your whole turn and say “I’ll take my turn after so-and-so” but that permanently changes your initiative order for the rest of the combat.

OH NO THE BIG GUY’S HERE!! BE CAREFUL SQUISHY BABY PARTY!!

I missed it on the screen if they added the temp hit points from Aid but they still haven’t added Fjord’s Armor HP properly...

Jester’s tanking so good! Good job girl! Use that shield!

Yeah nice deflect Beau! Our poor monk tanks all the time in our group too...

Yayyy Molly hit with both his attacks! Maybe the group’s shitty attack luck will change...

Nice one from Nott! ANND they did add the points from Aid, Shakaste’s total went from 18 to 23. STILL NOT THE ARMOR POINTS THO C’MON GUYS

YEAH NICE ATTACK ROLLS GOOOOO CALEB! NICE Scorching Ray!

The boys charging up Marisha before she rolls Acrobatics LOL

C’mon MAKE THAT SAVEEE with Advantage! DO ITTTT

....or not. Well could’ve been worse!!

Good news so far in this fight is everyone’s doing OK on hit points! Bad news is the big baddie hasn’t really taken a swing at anybody yet and HE’S GOING TO

OR NOT nice use of that spell Shakaste! Keep that big guy from hitting cuz he’s gonna hit hard!

Yay Jester and Nott teamwork kill!! I love them together so much...

Well at least they added Fjord’s HP gain from the Hexblade’s curse but he’s STILL 10 ABOVE THAT FROM THE ARMORRRRR

Beau’s bounces back from her gnoll hole stroll...

And Caleb’s attack mojo is officially back too!

Beau comes through with a clutch attack of opportunity to finish the last guy, yeah team! Cleaning out this gnoll hole like pros...

On to the break! And then Part 2!!

#critical role #critical role campaign 2 #spoilers #critical role spoilers #liveblog reactions!