#seriously get off of your ass

[disgruntled-lifeform]

My body is demanding that I rest today but it is driving me mad!

I just want to spin or weave or stand or sit but nope, that's illegal.

The only position that is 'comfortable' is on my stomach with my forehead in the matress and even then it hurts my neck and shoulders :/

#rant #.txt #chronic pain #I'm only 30 btw #reminder to get off of your fat ass lest you suffer as I do #seriously stand up RIGHT NOW and just move your body or be cursed for your hubris later

[coockie8]

i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that

Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.

I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to

Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!

#proship #proshipper #anti bs #just anti things #glad to know antis assuming every story about trauma must be about them specifically seems to be a universal proshipper experience lol #like *how* am I sexualizing *your* trauma when I literally do not even know who you are? #like if you hadn't commented I would've gone my entire life not knowing you even exist #if I had omnipotence like that I certainly would not be using that power to sexualize the trauma of some random fucking stranger! lol #you think my petty ass would be doing *that* instead of the infinitely more infuriating thing of spoiling every show you love at any chance #jokes aside though like seriously get fucking real #I hate to burst your main character syndrome bubble but nobody fucking cares about you #not in the ''nobody loves you and you'll die alone'' sense #but in the ''you are just Some Guy™ and the 8 billion other people on the planet have their own problems to worry about'' sense #if someone is writing about trauma maybe take your self-centred goggles off for 5 fucking seconds #and maybe you'll realise that it is 1000000% more likely this random stranger is writing about *their* trauma #and *not* the trauma of a person whose entire existence they are not even aware of #I do believe the tiktok trend of referring to strangers as ''NPCs'' has at least contributed to this epidemic of main character syndrome #people you don't know are *not* ''NPCs'' you fucking robot! #they are human beings just like you with lives and dreams and loved ones #you just don't know them #sorry but I genuinely think I'd go to jail for murder if I ever heard someone refer to me as an ''NPC'' out in public #'cause genuinely who the fuck do you think you are!?

[savetheghost]

Save: Don't ever smoke

Me reaction:

Dont Smoke

#seriously dont fucking smoke #this is hard as fuck to quit and if youre not completely hooked on it dont GET hooked on it #i had to take breaks and shit while hanging put eith friends and stand off 200 feet away cause second hand smoke is an asshole thing #its a shit ass habit and i know inevitably ill wind up hooked again cause ive done this twice

[stephobrien]

Qilby: “What makes you think I won’t get rid of you and dear Balthazar?”

Yugo: “The last time you were rid of me, I was in the Shukrute, and you literally knocked yourself out getting me back.”

#Wakfu #Wakfu spoilers #Wakfu Qilby #Qilby #Yugo #Wakfu Yugo #Steph's Wakfu musings #incorrect Wakfu quotes #Seriously Qilby #you WERE rid of Yugo and you worked your ass off to get him back #when you could've easily pretended there was no way to retrieve him #you're not fooling anyone

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up” #“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “ #“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol” #he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!! #anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy??? #this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment. #anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.” #bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you. #like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously. #but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess. #its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[simcardiac-arrested]

OHHHHH MY GOD COMING OFF ANON BECAUSE !??!?!? SCPSL MENTIOn!!?!??!? you are the ONLY person i've EVER seen that mentioned that game in being similar to lethal company ohhhh my god oh my god i used to be so crazy autism over that game Okay. okay. oh my godddd I LOVE(D) SCPSL SO MUCH and it makes me so so so happy to see a game like it get so popular!!! i love lethal company!!! and i love the creatures and the randomly generated facilities and the PROXIMITY chat and the lore (sigurd adn desmond<3) and i love that ALL MY FRIENDS CAN AND DO PLAY ITTT ^__^ its like 14 year old me got blessed by the autism fairy joy and beauty to the world

i don’t know how to say this in a way that wont make me sound like i shouldnt be allowed in public spaces so i’ll just go ahead and say it. I have 200 hours in scpsl

#i havent played it in like 2 or 3 years because one day #it just stopped working on win7. But i got win10 now so theoretically i could play it again. but do i want to #it’s not that it’s a bad game! like i said i’ve had a lot of fun with it. just like lethal company it has some truly #hilarious and truly scary moments #however i can remember a few times where it was just not fun ….. maybe it was the players or the unfair balance or wjatever. But well #i did love it. i love scp and getting to play an scp game for free was life changing to me. IT WAS SO FUN!! #AND I HAD THE MOST BLISSFUL GAMING EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I HAD A BUG WITH MY GAME WHERE I COULDNT HEAR ANYONE AND NO ONE COULD HEAR ME #Probably pissed off my teammates numerous times but well . At least got to exclusively vc with my friends on discord #i think the thing with lethal company (and by extension amogus which is also smth i associate lc with) is that you can play it exclusively #with your buddies. you dont have to join some random ass lobby with random ass people just because the game needs 20 players. U can just #have actual fun. because yes proxy vc is a fun feature for a game but i am seriously grateful that scpsl was bugged for me #i’ve played a lot of ‘shooter’ games (or just games similar to genre) and like Sure im used to people being jerks in game chat or something #but there’s a difference between game chat and straigjt up vc ….. so yeah. i know that it’s barely scpsl’s fault but i just felt like sayin #all that. Blinks #where am i . what am i talking about #sorry for the weird not quite rant about scpsl BUT YES i do think lethal company is quite similar to it. And like if that game was fun again #not to mention the creatures!!! like. coilhead? 173 but well it’s a common trope. eyeless dog? literally 939. A MASK THAT POSSESSES YOU? #DUDE . THIS IS 035 . BRACKEN? okay that’s like 096 but a little to the left #all they need to do now is add a 049 adjacent creature Or perhaps an evil ai computer that locks you in the building or makes landmines #explode on their own. i dont even know. zeekeers hire me #and yeah i love the rng of it all because it makes for a uniquely hilarious/terrifying experience each time. Something it sucks so bad and #you get a facility with like 1 door which is locked. but that too is funny. to me lc isnt about winning it’s about dying in the funniest way #sigmund and desmond lore is also rly good <3 i hope it gets expanded upon. Would love to see some more worldbuilding stuff like WHATHAPPENED #cramswering #anyway. it has been years since i played scpsl and i know tjat they did a bunch of updates and added a bunch of scps . So i dont know if the #game is better or worse now. and i dont know if i want to find out…. what if my game becomes unbugged and i hear people #now THAT’S real horror game material if you ask me

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"

#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow. #i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'') #though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl #and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him #so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker] #in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird'' #but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not #an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol #even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough #and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is #lackadaisy #oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job] #it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but #points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously #and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that #wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j. #that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch. #[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] #and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash #also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh #numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache'' #and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes) #900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't

[sunkingwrites]

wait i just realised how much colder it would actually feel in Canada and went NO FUCKING WONDER YOU’RE ALWAYS COLD oh my fuck. i’m so sorry you’re in a perpetual freezer. how are your toes doing, do you even know if they’re still there???

Counting my toes rn, they're all accounted for!! I wear big socks and my slippers most of the time I'm in my apartment, but I just succumb to the cold most of the time hfbsjdn- I live more inland on the island so at least there's that, but the wind on a maritime island is still cold as fuucckk soo- the only option is to bundle up.. which for some reason I'm always forgetting to do, I say it's for fashion purposes but I really just underestimate how cold it's going to be, rip me 😵

#sunkingchats #lukey <3 #dewdrop <3 #hello its me mr freeze my ass off #the amount of times i have gotten frostbite (fortunately not severe) is up there #my roommate got severe frostbite on her left ear last year cuz she was out without a hat FOR SOME REASON #it swelled up and got super cold and red- then it was very very hot but she felt freezing #and after you get frostbite its not like you can rub that shit- no friction nuh uh- you gotta soak it in warm water #so imagine soaking your ear is lukewarm- then evetually warm water #then that specific spot is way more susceptible to frostbite so you best be taking extra care cuz a DAMN you could just about die mhm 😌 #okay thats being dramatic- but like #you gotta take frostbite seriously! #sunkingrambles

[ariamelisma]

How dare Game Freak release a set of criminally undercooked games full of incredible Pokémon designs? Seriously I'm over it. I'm not buying any more Pokémon content ever again. Their disdain for their audience is painfully evident in the way that an entire year has passed and the games still look and play the way they do. They're embarrassed though, which doesn't make me feel better but shows that they're at least aware of the games' reputation.

So anyway I love Espathra's design and this was supposed to be an Espathra appreciation post lol. An Espathra will ruin your day without hesitation.

#Crazy ass psychic ostrich #Speed boost #Espathra #Pokémon #Scarlet #Violet #The designs are on point but the games are sooooo bad #Seriously what the entire fuck #Get your shit together Nintendo #And they had the nerve to make DLC without fixing the base game #Anyway sorry I kinda went off there for a second #No wonder this thing is in Ubers #Speed Boost Calm Mind Stored Power is BROKEN af #illustration #digital art

[mychlapci]

wattpad is a bitch because they deleted my hetalia germancest fanfiction. fuck them, fuck their bitch ass site, and fuck their parents.

#no seriously. that shit's been there for fucking years i wrote that when i was 14 get off my fucking back you dumb cucks #man if only there was a way to safekeep your fanfics on some kind of an archive... #these fanfics hold a dear place in my heart. me and my friend love to reread my old hetalia fics and laugh our ass off #good thing some of them were handwritten

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

:/ genloss still sucks. btw

#this is my far the most coherent episode but its still. so dumb. im sorry. i cant. #i cannot take any of this seriously. streamer mall. it bugs me so much that they arent even characters. #like i get it you got famous from using your minecraft username on the dream smp but like. come on. make up some names. #<< i realize thats just me being nitpicky at this point after everything but #come on. give me something. anything. to care about. #charlie is acting his ass off and good for him but i cannot take ranboo seriously ever smh #genloss crit #genloss neg #'some kind of facility' girl you look like youre in the mall down the road from me #i think theyre at least trying. attempting (<key word) to do horror now but. i still cannot take this seriousy #DYING for someone to try and convince me im wrong #i have about 3 hours worth of phonecall discussion and about 17 years of horror experience to back me up . objectively genloss is not good

[puppyeared]

wow! you guys really like her. here she is again teehee

#bow i peeped your tags TEEHEE #shes an orca that came from the ocean and turned into a girl to tell humans to stop polluting the ocean #but nobody took her seriously so she decided to kick their asses to get them to stop ^^ #its basically little mermaid coming on land to beat the shit out of you #but she is a sweet person :) just dont pollute the ocean or not take her seriously and youre good lol #she also comes off as rude but thats because she has an extremely rough way of speaking #so her saying haaah? is really just her way of saying huh. genuinely LMAO #also because she doesnt really see any need to bepolite if it gets her point across. i wish i were her #she doesnt care about her rep at school since shes literally just there to get humans to stop littering. dont shoot the messenger jeez #also it seems that yankees/sukeban seem to disregard dress code as part of their rebelliousness. i think shed just disregard dress code #partially because she doesnt give a shit cause shes a whale and also because shes tired of people not listening to her anyway #her rival is a beluga from the neighbouring school and ppl think they fight over turf but really its because they think thats normal #like theyve seen after school fights like oh its just like undersea warfare :) i see (google octopus warfare) #theyre actually on the same side but when they see each other after school theyre like oh. i guess we should do this now huh #my art #myart #doodles #my oc #oc #serilda #ALSO SHES TRANS

[boyobjectifier]

i genuinely cannot believe there is a GROWN ASS MAN on here “roleplaying” the stalker love interest from the fucking book i’m reading afgxhhsvzhsdj

#roleplaying is in quotes bc it’s not roleplay for him. #i’m sorry man but i cannot take you seriously because you wanna be a fictional character so badly that you modeled your entire blog’s- #aesthetic around this fictional guy and you make text posts as if you were him. that’s so fucking embarrassing 😭 #he’s so dead-serious and pickme weirdos are falling for it 😭 #i am distraught every fucking time i think about it and can’t stop laughing bc it’s like……. #you’re the off-brand version of the fictional character you’re modeling your personality around. that’s so WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! #get a job and get a different hobby please #h.txt #z*de me*dows i’m so sorry an ugly ass bitch like him would say something like that

[monkberries]

I have a late hot take Tuesday take: Ringo is the real PR Beatle. I have nothing against the guy but I have noticed nothing sticks to him in the way it does for the others. Reading Beatles bios, he's often described as the least communicative and even stand-offish. In many photos and videos, including Get Back, he looks like he's having the worst time of his life. There's been rumors over the years of him being grumpy to fans, not paying well, and there's the infamous "peace and love no more autographs" video. In his individual parts of Anthology he's subdued, monotone, and serious. And YET. Who has the reputation for being the stick-in-the-mud? George.

He outright admitted to almost beating Barbara to death and it sounds like the last years with Maureen got dicy yet who is known as the wife-beater? John.

Paul doing stuff for kids and playing up to cameras is cringe. Ringo doing it is charming. While Paul's response to John's death was awkward, Ringo came across as admirably vulnerable. Paul dying his hair? Pathetic. Ringo? You mean the guy who's somehow looked the same for 30 years?

He moved to Monaco to avoid taxes, was regularly photographed with different women, was one of the most notorious partiers in the 70s, has questionable political opinions, and was drunk in pretty much every 80s appearance but he narrated Thomas the Tank Engine, sang Yellow Submarine and loved his old bandmates so he maintains this cuddly approachable image. Ringo is down-to-earth!

His twitter is also a masterclass in PR.

That's not to say I think the way Ringo expresses his feelings is calculated or that all of this was necessarily intentional but I don't believe it's an accident either. So it's not fair Paul is the only one called out on it.

Wow this was an essay. Sorry. lmao

i know you're not trying to cancel him, and not to dunk on you, anon, because i love that you sent this (an Actual For Real Hot Take), but this reads a little like a Your Fave Is Problematic callout post where "nearly beating his wife to death" sits alongside innocuous things like "quit the band and went on vacation" lmao

i mean, i do totally agree with your point as a whole that ringo gets away with a lot in terms of his public image. he definitely does. i feel like of all of them, ringo gets talked about like a rounded complex human being the least.

#again i do agree with your overall point and please dont take my gentle ribbing too seriously because i understand what you were getting at #as to your points about paul being cringe and ringo being charming when they do essentially the same things - i mean. yeah. #for one thing i think paul just Is Cringier in the way that your embarrassing dad is cringey #but i also think it has to do with how much public exposure they have #paul just is in the public eye more and therefore has a way higher chance of coming off badly or cringey #whereas ringo is much lower profile so when you hear about him doing something you're more likely to think something like #''oh yeah that guy exists! love him'' rather than ''ugh this fucking cringe ass guy again i can't get away from hearing about him'' ya know #ritchie #macca #anonymous #hot take tuesday

[doomxdriven]

"People are now courting each other through games of 'Bingo'? Odd."

"I don't think its odd, I think its smart actually; what better way to tell if you're compatible with someone than playing a game with them? Knowing whether or not you can have fun with someone is crucial!"

"I admit, you have some good points there. It's still an odd way to go about things, but I suppose it's harmless," Jin smugly places a familiar board down on the table, "in fact, here, Amagai, why don't we play a game ourselves, see how 'compatible' we are, for fun."

"....... Funny you mention that, I actually remembered something I have to do all the way across town! Sorry I can't stay, maybe some other time!"

Amagai then promptly flash steps the HELL out of there, all as Jin chuckles to himself.

#amagai: shitposting #jin: shitposting #//reading some of the squares you guys have in your bingo card things are fucking hilarious. ive been seeing them on my dash all day. #//its gold LMAO #amagai vc: (internally) nope!!!! #jin vc: (internally and externally laughing his ass off) #//in all seriousness though i still need to finish up some replies here but i also have to be in to work tomorrow at 1am so im like.... #//despair. gonna try to get those out but i may not finish them until after work tomorrow lmao

[crypticblossom]

I hope every person that doesn't put their dog on a leash has all 4 of their tires become flat at once! ❤️

#seriously fuck you if you dont leash your dog #i dont give a shit if its 'nice' i have small animals i take outside and dont apprciate a gaint strange dog suddenly apearing #poor miku was scared half to death #luckily he didnt get bit or anything #human didnt get his ass off his porch to get his dog he just sat there and called it