#seriously reblog this shitpost im proudof it

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i have an admission. whenever i’m about to go to sleep i just kind of lay there, suckling on my salt lamp like a mother’s tear. i have a sodium deficiency

#is this a sufficient response? #LMAO PLEASE REBLOG THIS I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON IT FOR NO REASON DLFJBSKFVSCJADVFK G #the backstory is that im in the confessional booth while the priest is on bathroom break but you came up and started talking #my art #seriously reblog this shitpost im proudof it