#seriously this guy is pathetic

[scariddler]

post this bastard when they least expect it

#my riddler #he’s a freak #and gets into many unfortunate situations #by this i mean he is gotham’s punching bag #riddler fanart #edward nigma #edward nygma #riddler #worlds worst criminal #seriously this guy is pathetic

[beatcroc]

pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good... #i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying. #fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however.... #on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #arting #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.

[wyrmswears]

shoutout to this loser. whats up with him

#like who the fuck hurt you my guy #hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly.. #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago #I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too.. #seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER. #episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay #and that finale... what the freak... #lego ninjago #jay walker #suit jay #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising s2 #wyrm draws #i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose

[theendofviolet]

much to think about.jpg

#sampo koski #honkai star rail #seriously this trailer was So Much WHY IS HE TRASH CAN GODZILLA #so excited for my man to cause problems #also laughing at how hsr's version of childe is omnipresent trickster bugs bunny pathetic saul goodman Guy #love me a clown. love me a overly powerful clown

[frozenhi-chews]

Hey guy who just recently sent me an ask about one of my moots. Do not do this again. Absolutely disgusting that you're trying to harrass someone with the same thing you said with your previous ask. Get your transphobic cowardly butt off of my blog now and forever, thanks (:

Also celebrity crushes aren't the same thing as RPF you absolute withering bafoon

#like why did you try to tell me this when you KNOW i didnt fall for it last time??? #Freaking idiot??? #seriously get a life. watch my lite pony. learn something from that. why waste time trying tk harrass someone by harrassing their mootsM #harrassing their moots*? #this is pathetically sad #also if i dont see you on this post? much disappoint!! #altho it'd be better if you just stayed gone #the cake doth speak #yeah guess who's back guys

[ghostdrinkssoup]

the castle of otranto is so wildly out of pocket like all gothic novels are but this one was the First and it’s so funny for no reason. “the next transition of his soul was to exquisite villainy” is my favourite line for a fleeting moment manfred really felt an ounce of love and pity towards his POOR WIFE and then immediately swallowed it like no. I already decided I was gonna be evil. no more wife only divorce. this will not lead to any terrible consequences or misfortune whatsoever

#the sheer audacity of this man my god #he’s literally the worst I need him GONE #his son died and he was seriously like dw guys he was pathetic and puny and ugly anyway it was probably a Good thing #every time he opens his mouth to speak he says the most OUT OF POCKET THINGS I CAN’T STOP GIGGLING WTFFFF #gothic is not so far removed from comedy is my final conclusion #gothic literature #gothic #ghost speaks

[coentinim]

American Horror Story is such a shitty series my love for it is undescribable

#it's very camp #but also tries to take itself seriously too much so you don't know if it's grotesque or just bad storytelling this time #anyway i have only watched season 5 but im already in love with hypodermic sally <3 and james march #i meant sarah paulson* since she's in every season #sally is a treat though i want to hug her and also i want her to put a cig out on me whoops #also lady gaga made me forget she's lady gaga??? despite countess resembling her sometimes #that's impressive acting #and the pathetic cop guy did grow on me a lot after the plot twist #james ur an evil genius #american horror story #mine☆ #the ahs brainrot tag

[makoza]

I'm still getting antis interacting with posts very explicitly marked as 'proship'. Mostly just likes, but that's fine. I've still gotten a few reblogs too. I check all of those, btw, because of this exact reason. I find it fucking hilarious when I find people who have 'proshit dni' in their bios/posts and yet they're still interacting with me, a proshipper.

I'm not gonna tell them to stop cause I personally don't have a dni. I honestly couldn't care any fucking less, but it's still funny to watch them blatantly go against their own dni to interact with me. Honestly? Keep doing it, guys. Give me more entertainment. Make me amused at your blatant disregard for your own boundaries.

#random shit #mike-rambles #proship #antis learn to read maybe challenge (impossible) #seriously guys it's not quite pathetic but it's borderline

[bee-in-a-box]

more marcus headcanons?

Thank you for asking, Anon! Yes I do have headcanons >:)

(prepare for me looking way too deep into things)

I'm a very big fan of the theory/headcanon that Marcus' eyebrow raise is him turning off the safety on his heat vision

I really like how it changes the context of his eyebrow moments from

"haha I'm so smug and evil >:)"

to

"This situation is escalating, so I'm getting ready to attack you if you become aggressive + haha I'm so smug and evil >:)""

it kind of gives off the idea it might be out of anxiety

because him raising his eyebrows is a survival reflex.

okay next one

I think Marcus' body is made of aluminum

because

Marcus is waterproof in canon and aluminum is resistant to corrosion

Marcus' body uses hydraulics to move and aluminum is used often in hydraulics and robotics because it's lightweight

he has heat vision and fireballs/energy spheres that come from his hands and aluminum can withstand extreme temperatures

NOT ONLY THAT, but Metal detectors need to have certain settings changed to detect aluminum over other metals, so that's why Leo's metal detector didn't detect Marcus

on that note, I like to think he's like a terminator and that he's got "living tissue over a metal endoskeleton" so his outside is flesh and blood, and the inside is all robotic

because I would honestly HATE to think he has plastic skin and artificial hair. That really bothers me fhdjfjk

The living parts of Marcus are Douglas' DNA for sure

Which goes really well with my headcanon that Marcus was designed to look like young Donald

Douglas just, casually reverse engineering his genetic code in order to make his surrogate robot son look like his brother

I also think that Marcus' bionic intelligence is what gives him his sentience. Like, a lot of himself comes from his programming, but I think the bionic intelligence gives him the ability to learn and adapt, and have negative emotions.

There's no way Douglas would design one of his creations to defy him, but he can't really control how Marcus uses his bionics. So that's kind of my reasoning for that plot-fix

I have more headcanons, but these are the ones I was thinking of off the top of my head since it's been a while since I thought about Lab Rats lore. Let me know if y'all want another of these! Or headcanons of other characters!

#he is fun to talk about when I'm not actively watching the show and then I watch a marcus episode and I'm like #'oh right he's the sitcom equivalent of boba fett' #I.E. his potential was amazing and then he died pathetically #gonna quote myself here: #when I actually rewatch Marcus episodes I'm always a little disappointed when I remember that in practice #his character falls flat compared to everyone else. #He's kind of a one dimensional villain that only becomes interesting in the moments leading up to his demise #or in lore bits that we have to infer from throw away lines. #end quote #still stan him though #we love a guy who dies again and again and again #lot of t-boy swag you can fit in that guy #marcus davenport #lab rats #please don't take this too seriously! these are just my scattered fun little thoughts that are subject to change!

[stabbylambchop]

Hey uh

anyone here on Art Fight this year or-

Cuz I'm on there, same name and everything. I'm on Team Vampires.

You can like, add me or whatever...I mean, if you want...

I haven't interacted with anyone on here or even really drawn in a couple months, sweet pulsating spider-christ ...

#I KNOW I KNOW I CAN JUST. DO THE THING. BUT I ALSO CAN'T. YKNOW???? #I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND HAS BEEN I DON'T #I'M STILL STRUGGLING WITH HEALTH Y'ALL #and sometimes instead of bouncing back and forth from feeling stable enough to do things and absolute dog shit i just- #-'welp i guess I'll just not do anything! that'll solve all of my problems! I'll get better if i don't do things and just rest and space out #-'WOW I CAN JUST BE ISOLATED AND PATHETIC IN MY ROOM ALL DAY COOL' #like...I EVEN GOT MY PAIN MEDS BACK! AND I QUALIFIED FOR A HIGHER DOSE WHICH IS A MIRACLE BC THIS IS FLORIDA!! #but like. idk. #and it's not like i don't care at all!!! I've missed you guys like fuck!!!! i just feel like I'm so far behind and everyone is on another- #-plane of existence at this point! and the longer it goes the more guilty i feel coming back bc i feel ashamed and lazy... #but i know you guys don't give a shit about at all. and I'm sorry for assuming and being so hard on myself #but also my fandoms are all over the place rn so uh. I'm so sorry LOL #but seriously anyone on art fight?? i really need to get back drawing but it's daunting... #especially since my guess 2 or 3 years were kickass by the last 2 literally no one but my wife interacted with me #one friendly fire from my partner. in two fights. after putting HOURS OF EFFORT THRU CHRONIC PAIN AND ILLNESS into all of those pieces... #i know I didn't draw a fuckton but i just got so discouraged and sad after awhile. and some never even got any attackee comments. #it all felt so damn pointless #but I'm nothing if not a survivor #as Zapp Brannigan once said; 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised' #I'm a hot fuckin mess but even if i barely get any interaction at all again i can at least say i didn't give up- #and put in effort and love like always. no half-assing with art fight unless it's just me and my wife or a friend doin stupid friendly fires #BUT ANYWAY I STILL WANNA FUCK SLASHERS. IF ANYTHING THERE'S STILL THAT. IT'S STILL ME.

[littlegildedswallow]

oh OH OOOHhh the intensity in hannibal's eyes and voice when he stares into will's beautiful traumatized face and whispers "This killer wrote you a poem. Are you going to let his love go to waste?"

#i went breathless #the funniest part is hannibal wasn't even the killer it was the freakshow jailer guy #bestie is confessing his love by proxy using another man's actions 💀😩 #just when you thought hannibal couldn't possibly surpass his own loser cringefest drama he exceeds expectations by going above and beyond #my pathetic babydoll #but no in all seriousness that scene is so... evocative and breathtaking #mads you've done it again #hannibal rewatch #hannibal #mine

[moonscape]

finished cassette beasts started playing nexomon 👍

#bwark #the pokemon influence is HEAVY with this one. i don't mean that in a bad way im having a blast #there's definitely some flaws with the writing like it's kinda sloppy and tonally confused #like in the first route we see a house that's literally on fire and the couple that lived there are lamenting the loss of their home and the #game is literally like oh no! anyway #also the nexolord guy with the gay earring is so funny i can't take him seriously #he's like you're PATHETIC you're WEAK #and then he literally tries to murder you. bro i am 8 years old i'm literally just standing there #and your parents are just like oh don't mind him he's just a little quirky. guy had beef with a child for no reason #also i really hope the lines of dialogue that lean on the fourth wall aren't common because after rejuvenation overdid that in the karma #files update i am REALLY tired of that

[iqmmir]

I couldnt sleep and decided to draw

#.mimiming ❜ #i will not show the drawing but anyways #i went through the paper again #and huh #i thought i did alright but. #i think im gonna throw up #sorry guys for being so pathetic #my grades are straight up horrible and honestly i dont have the motivation to study anymore #but seriously.... why are they making /us/ study what was taught to my teachers and parents during their masters and ba.... #i did better than ny previous commerce exams i think... but still.... #last time i thought that about geography and. #i think i cried after seeing ny results.... #anyways.

[a-passing-storm]

John Wick is actually so funny to me. 

#like okay im watching the second movie rn #and watching him re-bury his assassinry stuff is so funny because like #there's a whole movie +2 others left surely he will simply have to break it open again #i'd like to imagine that every movie he buries it again and then has to dig it up exasperatedly #like 'great here we go again' #he's super badass etc but he has pathetic wet cat energy still #poor man just wants to enjoy his retirement in peace and it's SO FUNNY to me #but in all seriousness this is what makes him like... not a super boring action protagonist imo #he is Just A Guy #john wick #john wick 2 #dante dicit

[felixfathom]

btw i kinda gaf about the anon i got today like it was clearly just a little jokey joke but if you go on my blog just to say "youre not felixs #1 fan lol i am" next time im gonna bite your head off sorry. im mentally deranged and my relationship with this character is way more serious and deep than you could ever understand. like im not trying to sound entitled or rude and i mostly joke around when i say it because i myself have insane impostor syndrome and i don't fully believe it (that's why i joke about it. to try to make myself Better) and like i've been in really terrible mental states for not being able to live up to this silly stupid arbitrary title. and i'm not even that present in the miraculous fandom i just post for the people i Know. im not trying to impose myself on anyone i just want this one thing for myself. i think im not asking for much so please don't be insufferable on here again

#sorry stupid fucking post but i think people don't take me seriously at all and that they Intentionally poke the bear #cuz making fun of and triggering mentally ill people is something i've seen so much. and some of you guys r genuinely fucking pathetic

[archersgaymerblog]

I'm replaying pla ONCE AGAIN and. god i love the moment before you fight avalugg where fucking volo's like. "🥺🥺🥺 PLEEEAAASSSEEEEE let me gossip PLEASEEE i'm begging you. please let me speak. WHY WOULD YOU SAY NO D': WELL i'll tell you anyway :)" he's so pathetic and needy i love him

#my dumb textposts #volo #HE'S SO.... *squeezes him until he makes a squeaky noise* #it's ok bby i do wanna listen to ur gossip. i just also love seeing you frustrated n flustered AHJDFHAJK #there are people who take that moment. VERY seriously. as like a violation of the players boundaries but like. #i Do Not think it's that deep at that moment hfdsjakhjk i think he just really wants to talk about what he's learned. #and like. what he says afterwards seems to come from a place of worry. like 'hey avalugg is huge and dangerous. are you Sure?? about this?' #like i get certain interpretations of volo's dialogue considering his role postgame. but also i think he's just a silly lil guy hfdjkah #he tries SO HARD at the end to be evil but i still think he's just very needy and traumatized. and most of all pathetic. so important. #this might also just me being a gay man into walking red flags tho HFSJKADHJKDFHJKAH