#seriously this is bad

[formlessvoidbeast]

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#life of ts #writing #fanfic #seriously newbies don't do this #if the fic is really that bad get a beta reader to help you make it unbad #and if it isn't then fake it till you make it and stop shitting on it

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[madamemachikonew]

"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

#I don't follow YOI #but seriously though I feel really bad for the fans #Mappa has such talented staff but management's work practices suuuuuck #those guys are probably being overworked on way too many projects and there's been too high a staff turnover to continue the film #like I'd be amazed if any of the original artists are still working on it #imagine working on it knowing now that your work won't see daylight and that none of the overtime or suffering was worth it #yuri on ice #ice adolescence #mappa studio

[chloesimaginationthings]

The actual lore in FNAF ultimate custom night

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #evan afton #fnaf cassidy #fnaf crying child #fredbear #fnaf andrew #toysok #fnaf #fnaf 4 #ultimate custom night #fnaf ucn #fazbear frights #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #this comic is unserious btw #sorry if this is your first introduction to Andrew #BUT HEY ANDREW MENTIONED 🔥🔥 #I wanted to make a little joke comic around the lil guy #cause seriously anytime someone learns of Andrew they go ‘who?’ #Cassidy getting all this bad rep for no reason #she’s (maybe) not even the one who made Williams super hell #Andrew gets to scoot by smh

[scarymath]

#i seriously got emotional over this 😭 #just the sheer amount of work that went into making it happen #bad apple #touhou #reddit #r/place #Youtube #flashing #flashing tw #also sorry it's recorded poorly. i found it on reddit

[timetodiverge]

but HE STARTED IT!!

...this is PEAK sibling behaviour I am DYING

(and Omega's eyeroll? PERFECTION, NO NOTES)

#batcher watching them like Look at this wacky human behaviour #loving that it's omega's judgement that crosshair takes seriously and not mum's screwdriver of doom #omega is entering her eyeroll teen years and I am SO HERE FOR IT #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #TBB #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #clone force 99

[neurotypical-sonic]

I want to eat the chao fruit so fucking bad

#sonic voice #but no seriously i want to chomp down on those mother fuckers so bad #egg.txt

[diedoverahat]

five nights in 5,000 different positions

#i can’t stop guys #down astronomically bad #he’s all i think about seriously #he’s too hot #I NEED HIM #i’m mentally ill #crying screaming yelling #josh hutcherson #josh hutcherson renaissance #jhutch #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #micheal schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #micheal schmidt x you #mike afton #micheal afton #micheal schmidt x reader

[thatone-highlighter]

I love you albums. I love you songs connected by similar themes. I love you listening to songs in a specific order picked by the artist. I love you reoccurring motifs throughout the same album. I love you album covers. I love you albums with extended editions. I love you songs that reference each other.

#guys i fucking love listening to albums fr #best thing CDs have done for me is forcing me to listen to albums in order #this post is about. so many albums and artists #bad suns #imagine dragons #Set It Off #bastille #FUCKING HELL BASTILLE #theyre albums are SO GOOD #guys seriously. give me the future + dreams of the past. go listen to it. its so fucking good #doom days also fuckin slaps man. my fav oart is the fact the first 3 songs merge together for me until i realise million pieces is playing. #<- and ofc it has another place on it #also Imagine Dragons‘ Mercury 1+2 OUGH #the tone shift as you go through the double album until it does a full circle #sometimes a good album can be made up of songs that are banger after banger #<- All This Bad Blood-bastille Night Visions-ID smoke+mirrors-id apocalypse whenever-bad suns elsewhere-sio etc #and sometimes a good album can be made of songs that tell a progressive story while referencing eachother to enhance meaning and connect wit #-with the artists lived experinces #<- give me the future + dreams of the past-bastille mercury act I+II-ID Duality-sio #Tree Man Posts #music

[adh-d2]

The dad and the dog he didn't want 😭

#im not crying youre crying #seriously #the only time we've EVER seen him with an expression this soft is when someone mentions Tech #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #the bad batch #sw tbb #the bad batch season 3 spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb crosshair #tbb batcher #batcher my beloved #tbb season 3 spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb season 3 #tbb s3e5 #the return #my content

[ninjasmudge]

a downgrade really

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #cotl lamb #my art #its something abt black cat coded characters that take themselves too seriously that makes me want to make fun of them #i want to play through this game myself instead of watching play throughs but i dont have a controller #and im not joking im too bad of a gamer to play on keyboard ill never finish the fights #i wont get past leshy i know this

[theclaygolem]

I saw the face of God and He was smiling real big!!!

#one piece #op #monkey d. luffy #if u have seen this TOO BAD u see it again #gear 5 makes me insane u have no idea #luff the god of liberation???? i could seriously talk about it for hours #i dunno much about kinning but i kin this man i think #oda doesnt deserve to have this character be his #one piece spoilers #as a precaution i guess??

[alymccart]

[as always, click image, right click > open image in new tab for high res]

SO I HEARD A RUMOR that we were robbed of a Ball episode of HH and I am ROARING with fury.

So, that sparked the need to draw a dance scene, which was inspired by A Song (seriously listen to this), and fueled by an IV drip of Electro Swing straight into my veins the entire time I was painting.

I *realllllyyy* need to see a dressed up Charlie next season or I am going to CRY. Also, Vaggie in a tux, eh??? EHHH??

As an aside, reconciling this dance pose with the height difference of these two was... a challenge.

Anyway, please enjoy this!

#art by me #hazbin hotel #digital art #vaggie #chaggie #charlie morningstar #dance #dress #tuxedo #seriously please I want to see charlie and vaggie all gussied up and doting on each other like really really bad

[jestroer]

Dream is a total wanker, and I don't even want to mention him on my blog really, but I honestly could never fucking forget the "WHY has GRIAN, who in my opinion is not great at PvP, killed me at least 8 times in PVP games, yet I have NEVER finished ahead of him in buildmart". Still the funniest fucking shit ever

#he sucks so bad but he is also such a fucking clown #i do not know how anyone can take this guy seriously. he's like a 14 year old fr but hes like 24 i think #the buildmart rant will forever be engraved in my brain. WHY did GRI- #shitpost #idk i should probably tag for like dream mention #cw dream #yea

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg is really funny to me

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #rosemary winters #rose winters #resident evil village #resident evil #resident evil fanart #resident evil 8 #rebhfun #re8 #i love how straight up karl is #'i like u' #HELLOO? U HAVENT EVEN MET YET #hes seriously so funny #he wants ethan so bad #ok girl calm down hes not runnng away from u #oh wait he is #LOL #any wintersberg art i make is under a unspoken AU that karl didnt propose his stupid idea of using rosemary as a weapon🙏

[hotpotatopotat]

Bakugou finds comfort in Deku's emotional support hair poof

#mha #bnha #hotpotatopotat #my hero academia #bakugou #bkdk #deku #bakudeku #soft bkdk #this ship always cheers me up #seriously im having such a bad mental week for no reason #i love them so much #izuku #katsuki bakugou #kacchan