you're telling me Shez can beat the full classes of all three houses AT ONCE, and they hid this fact in GATEKEEPER'S PARALOGUE??
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this has been in my drafts since march 25th. i have no memory of ever typing this. help.
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The NYPD dance team shit is so fucking weird. I'm over here like why the fuck is this a thing why does the NYPD have a dance team and a paintball team and a rugby team and all this other shit is this high school? Why tf are cops dancing on local news programs like everything is fine?
And then I look around and all the criticism I see is about how the women on the dance team are fat and ugly. That's the problem we have with this, really? We're upset cause they're not attractive and they're bad dancers? Not the obvious attempt to distract everyone from the major police brutality and corruption issues???
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Doing a quick check in on followers since I got a BUNCH since the show dropped and holy shit there are still fucking harry potter blogs?? Identifying as the fascist wizard mbti type in their username even?? In the year of their lord 2022??
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the printing press
i find it fucking wild that the printing press was made in 1436
which means there were mass produced newspapers at that time
which is seen as one of the major factors for the fall of vlad the impaler
THE MASS PRODUCTION OF NEWSPAPERS KILLED VLAD THE IMPALER
fucking wild
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PBB was deleted half a decade ago… I hate the linear passage of time oh my god
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It just a occurred to me that sooner than actually, y’know, finishing the fucking game, YandereDev added a fucking Sans mode — sorry, Bad Time mode — to Yandere Simulator
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I write facts, not fiction
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figaydaine is a good ship but then you check the fics and its like. 4 tagged nsfw fics which Ew theyre Teenagers but then you go to the longest fic and its like! well this seems fine at surface level! and then it has fucking nsfw
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This is so off topic of like anything out of this blog but I need to be real for a second
Just got back from going to McDonald’s for THE SECOND TIME bc they fucked up my food and my mom said “bro I paid 2.19 for a cheese burger and we didn’t get the burger”
We ordered a NUMBER 7 (two cheese burgers large fry and a drink) with a large sprite no ice right? They FORGOT A BURGER so we went back
Ordered a burger and some nuggets this time (4 piece to be specific) THEY GIVE US A FUCKING MC CHICKEN AND 6 NUGGETS CRAMMED INTO A 4 PIECE BOX
My question is who the fuck got high at my local McDonald’s???
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why do I keep crying over things that shouldn't even matter, that aren't my business and that I don't even want to care about anymore? I swear to fuck I could have everything I ever wanted and I would still cry over him sometimes. Is this what it's really going to be like?
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Me, reading about archangels for worldbuilding purposes: "Look at all these names that end in -iel and -ael, that's cool."
Also me: "Metatron what the fuck."
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turns out the company i work for has Lore™️ and a webcomic and card game(?) that i had no fucking clue about. and this is one of the characters
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in shock hearing people say that babel only takes a turn and becomes heart-wrenching at the end because that experience is so incomprehensible to my chinese diaspora ass that felt like their heart was being torn from their chest in the very first chapter likeeeee babel is underscored by such immense amounts of tragedy and loss and horror around colonialism and imperialism from the very beginning it's so crazy that white people can just read the first half of babel and not feel like every bone in their body was being dissolved in acid by the centuries of unspoken grief written in robin's experience SORRYYYYYYYY. average poc reading babel vs average white person reading babel truly LMFAOOOO
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ngl i don’t think i will ever forget the fact that jared had to beg the writers to have Sam’s trauma with Lucifer taken seriously and then they ignored him completely so he put his whole pussy into looking up trauma responses and acting it out so that Sam’s trauma would be show cased for even a split second
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