#seriously you’re funny

[theangrycomet]

I like to think these two are work friends that research at the same university who have absolutely 0 clue that they live on the opposite ends of the Science Dad moral spectrum.

Utonium isn’t one to judge a book by a cover and is oblivious on the best of days while Venomous just does NOT bother to do research on any of the heroes so has 0 clue that Utonium has anything to do the the Powerpuffs despite them both talking incessantly about their daughters for years.

They both just sort of assumed the other was on their side of the hero/villain spectrum.

#‘’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE A SUPERVILLAIN?” #‘’what do you mean you’re NOT?!” #Meanwhile Fink is actively biting everyone and everything until she gets her game back #Professor Utonium #Professor Venomous #Powerpuff Girls #PPG #OK KO #OKKO #OK KO Let’s be Heroes #I just think it’s be funny as hell #Man this is old- I seriously need to clear out my drafts folder #AngryComet Rambles

[rembort]

Naruto Shippuden reached its peak with this line and if you disagree I just don’t know what to say to you

#naruto #naruto shippuden #sai #gay on gay violence #Sai the Gutful Big Homo #you’re seriously gonna call Sasuke out dressed like that?? #i thought you were in the ANBU Root not the ANBU Closet #projecting #i love early Sai so much #Im happy when he learns to make friends but god he’s so funny on day 1

[paranoidteabag]

Transphobes who think that cis is a slur are so fucking funny. Like ah you’re right, everyone will be trans right now, thank you for sharing your opinion on this matter we appreciate it.

#No more cis people i guess #its um. Its actually rude to be cis now. You have to be trans or you’re being disrespectful #/j #seriously though #Transphobes can be so funny sometimes i swear #tw transphobes #cw transphobes #trans #transexual #trans pride #transgender #lgbtq+ #lgbt #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqplus #pride #queer #queer community #shitpost

[blindsherpa]

whoever’s holding my voodoo doll can you like pat it’s head and tell it it’ll be alright, make sure it’s hydrated too i’m starting to feel the effects

#i’m just a girl #you’re welcome to stab it too i’m sure that’ll help #i’m seriously dehydrated i think i’m gonna die #voodoo #funny shit #funny #memes #funny af #haha #lol #meme #lmao #stupid as fuck #people #dank

[hyenasnake]

Hot take but some of y’all good omens fans are just racist lol

We haven’t even SEEN Season 2 yet and y’all are already hating on Beelzebub’s new actress because she’s not Anna. Not to mention how many of y’all I see still drawing Beelzebub as white when they’re being played by a brown person now (this doesn’t apply to pre-fall or pre-s2 fanart obvs). We haven’t even seen Shelley in action yet and y’all are already hating for no good reason.

Y’all are absolute babies and need to grow up and re-examine your biases. Especially re-examine why you’re holding a brown woman to higher standards than a white woman.

#I also saw someone say Shelley Conn wasn’t a good fit for Beelzebub because she looks too ‘traditionally feminine’ #like first off holy transphobia #non binary ppl do NOT owe you androgyny #do You say this to actual non binary ppl? #‘hi sorry you can’t be non binary because you look too traditionally masculine/feminine’ #funny how I don’t hear anyone saying this about David or Michael or Jon when they’re all traditionally masculine looking #second off maybe you should think about why you’re holding a brown woman to higher standards than a white woman #like seriously think about that #good omens #beelzebub #Beelzebub good omens #good omens Beelzebub #Shelley conn #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable beurocracy

[addsalwayssick]

i hate your writing. the way you like james potter is disgusting. your not going to go anywhere in your life and especially not with any writing. it’s pathetic. i bet u sit at home is bed and write at night with all the lights off bc you’re pathetic as shit. james potter was not a good person and neither are you. before you start writing why do you go take some classes or something. why dont you just kys.

if you’re jealous js say that and move on idk

#in all seriousness #dont tell people to jill themselves #it’s not funny #i did get a laugh out of this one #also yes you’re right #i do lay in bed with the lights off and write like that

[figfauna]

Omgeeee why is there not a Jerma edit to the lyrics “Little Andy, soft in your newborn skin only one, little Andy, will you return again?” From Big Thiefs Simulation swarm In existence???

#jerma985 #jermaposting #jerma #jerma fandom #edit #it’s a genuine request #why are you not taking this seriously #i would probably cry #you’re literally about to make me cry #stop it it’s not funny anymore #my handsome man #sweet lil baby #cinnamoroll #little bean #okay tehehehhe sorry

[un-pearable]

ngl it’s very funny to me how fanworks treat the fall as SUPER DUPER SERIOUS and threatening considering all the other shit that happens. from a purely conceptual standpoint “guy falls off boat” would rank wayyyyyy below “guy channels so much Godly Creation Power he esplodes” and “guy thrown into volcano” and “guys are dramatically crushed between the immovable hands of giant mech beast” and “girl tragically poisoned as casualty of the heroes winning” yet its Guy Fell that they went with. hilarious. i mean that completely seriously i love how much the trilogy tried to walk back the silly stuff and give them like, actual human limitations and injuries but only bc the juxtaposition is comedy gold. fall damage was possible but only then. in the pilots they got flung fifty feet into stone walls by their dragons and walked away fine

#text✨ #ninjago #and like it’s not even the oni gas that fanart n fic makes a huge deal of??? #sure some of it is and that makes sense but the amount of stuff i see going “oh i’m gonna take it seriously cole must be SO fucked up” #i get why and glad you’re having fun but it’s like. #okay it’s exactly like idw suddenly deciding sonic can sprain his ankle suddenly. #guy walks away from explosion unscathed and breaks his leg stepping off a curb #old post i excavated from the drafts but i STAND BY IT it’s so so so funny bc of the comparison #fall damage existed only in the oni trilogy just like how real guns only existed in skybound

[cryptidqueerr]

i s2g if you’re new here from twitter you had better not bring all that over-the-top asshole behavior over here and start trying to bully our nice celebrities out of town. this isn’t like twitter, this isn’t a vehicle for your stunted rage, you don’t get to just throw bullshit around and get a power trip off being a dick to someone more famous than you. they’ve been here longer than you and by god they’ll be here after if I have anything to say about it

#neil gaiman #but seriously #if you’re new here from twitter this is not the place to vent your misdirected rage at celebrities #you’re nice you’re polite you’re respectful and if you’re lucky neil says something clever and wise or at least clever and funny #and ms. duane will tell you about the og trekkie fandom days

[lunarrosette]

I feel like sharing the list of things I am very passionate abt mostly because I will rant so hard abt any of them if asked

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #Encanto #aphmau #mcd #minecraft diaries #be more chill #some of these I have a lot more to say than others #but seriously I will talk so hard abt these #so if you’re curious #ask #I’m also posting this cause I think it’s a funny look into my psyche #lunarrosette’s shit

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Pros of sounding like australian batman: you’re automatically the coolest motherfucker on the street

Cons of sounding like australian batman: eez guunshskdgs ann ai goghdbshdng weih basjshamak

#xenoblade #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xenoblade 3 #grey xenoblade #xc3 #xc3 spoilers #but no seriously he does sound very cool and mysterious #it’s just that when you’re in a game where everyone is yelling #just talking normally makes you hard to understand let alone whispering #also he’s literally Volk from Fire Emblem Path Of Radiance #which I think is funny

[wolfwillowisp]

Me with mourning doves every spring

#no seriously #I can Trick mourning doves but only for a little while #it’s very funny. if you’re good enough at mimicking their calls #and they’re one nearby #you can call to them and they’ll either start calling back or looking for another dove. #eventually they get wise to it and fly off but yeah. doves #dunmeshi liveblog #dungeon meshi

[stargirlfeyre]

no one wants the aesthetic of your musty ship pookie😐we're more than happy that nesta and elain werent sa'd by their love interests and then lied to by their so called inner circle😕

Now how long were you scrolling through my account to find that post babe😕.

#nesta and elain fans are so funny #you think I’m taking you seriously when y’all gotta rewrite feysand scenes to make elain and azriel’s boring asses look interesting? #you think I’m taking you seriously when y’all are obsessed with shipping nesta with feyre’s husband? feysand is a musty ship but you’re #dying for nesta to take Feyre’s body place in it? elriels and nessian really need to learn their place in this fandom. why you speaking on #feysand when you ship THAT? #and it’s the ‘pookie’ that’s getting me like this didn’t gag me😭. try again.

[majoringinsarcasm]

People hating on a literal child because she doesn’t physically look like a character in a book who we only ever saw in concept art and fanart vs me who was kinda sad when I realized book Percy wasn’t black because the description of a young boy living in New York who’s close with his single mother parent who is constantly seen as stupid troublemaker by both peers and teachers and his moms awful boyfriend and who’s only friend is the only other Outcast (non white) classmate who’s only ally is the literature teacher who then he finds also has doubts about him felt very if not fully black then at least mixed coded.

But then I moved on and enjoyed the story for what it gave me, can some of these people say the same 🤔

#I have not yet watched the show I’ll probably wait for more episodes bc I canceled D+ like two months ago #but idk many of yall are not 12 anymore and saying Leah won’t do a good job or it won’t be as good #we only saw any of these characters in our minds eye #or concept art #im not saying you can’t be disappointed when things aren’t 100% a match bc you want to see a good adaptation of the Book #and I need to do a reread but I would think Annabeth’s whole other shit aka running away cross country at 7 always being nosy and wanting #a quest being ready for battle but learning to have fun too #is more integral to her character ESPECIALLY IN MARK OF ATHENA #the blond hair in the books is a trait from Athena so it’s not a unique hurdle other girls in the cabin wouldn’t also face #it mattered bc she was a main character #But taking the core struggle of not being taken seriously works pretty damn well for any girl but especially black girls AT ALL TIMES #and not to be funny but saying the other characters are already diverse feels like a side step #like look Hazel in her eyes and say not being taken seriously BECAUSE of your HAIR COLOR is on the same level #as not being taken seriously because you’re a black girl #and if this breaches containment #yes the show would have been fine even if a picture perfect accurate cast had been hired #but if we want to move past people being cast bc of how they look vs how they act #you can’t hold the gospel of a book series against literal children who are probably having the time of their life #or would be if grown ass adults were attacking them bc SOMEONE ELSE HITED THEM #if the show is bad it’s not bc Annabeth is black or Percy is blonde #hell in good omens both leads are older in the book they’re described as looking 25 and 30 #can you imagine good omens as it is now with book accurate casting bc I can’t

[tealbeats]

🫰💚✨

#Do you ever feel like sometimes you’re just there to write a bulliable character #it’s generally fine and I find it funny myself but sometimes I feel like I’m not taken seriously as a writing partner or that people will #find it hard to write with me because of that #I think that’s why I’m having a hard time being here rn #this so not directed at anyone in particular it’s just a feeling I’ve had for a while #I hope I get over it soon! #I’m okay I promise #𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐖𝐒. — | out of character. #tbd

[ssreeder]

I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️

This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes

#seriously max wtf I know you’re funny but when did you get HILARIOUS?!?! #I was sitting there enjoying some tea and bam you hit me with this & I swear I laughed until my face hurt haha #these are so true #I feel so exposed with my server name being not the author hahaha #I keep forgetting I’m not the author haha #I’m actually writing so much DILF content next chapter I think y’all will explode #it’s seriously just dilfs and zukka #so like… fucking dream chapter #I swear middle aged men aren’t allowed to be this dramatic and this funny #anyway max I love that you made this #also I’m so interested how much people are talking about Zara #like it’s the moment everyone’s like WHATS THAT BITCH GUNNA DO???? #& I will say…. you won’t be finding out next chapter #sokka was DONE having her steal any of his word count #so he took it back with force #but the DILFs can share haha #also the … IS THIS HEALING?? #hahaha #every time someone comments on liab and says please let the boys heal please #I cackle because how they gunna heal that fast?? we need YEARS before we see a decline in level 10 trauma outbursts #so this squiggly path of healing is what you get haha #sometimes we’re UP & sometimes we’re DOWN depends on the day #anyway max stop being so great #& I’ll think about killing iroh #zuko really needs another thing for real haha #liab #ITF #maxxx #maaaxx #(​ I fucking HATE that I can’t see my fucking tags I am so annoyed)