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kinghlaaluhelseth · 5 years

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#zgahdjfj #sermons.txt #tes #tes skyrim #edit: y'all still reblog this low effort amuley of mara joke so now you get toilet rotisserie chicken

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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kind of fuckin weird bethesda decided to lock shouts behind questlines like. todd. i dont want my ocs doing EVERY faction. like did u forget that in morrowind you can't join EVERY FACTION. why would you do this. fuck you i WILL sprint into that dungeon with a bowl. you game dev whore.

#clips my way into labyrinthian amd dustmans cairn #sermons.txt

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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so i installed a mod that lets you have a fully functioning dragon form so i could thoroughly roleplay as Yngvarr in all his dragon god glory and like three dragons???? showed up to attack dawnstar, i transform, start fighting them and

SIR???? YOUR PRIORITIES????

#GDHDHDVCB SIR I AN DRAGON WE SHOUT AND I AM USING SAID SHOUTS TO DEFEND UR TOWN #SIR.#sermons.txt #tes #tes skyrim #tes oc #dragonborn #yngvarr #screenshots

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 5 years

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wait i can post this now

#thank u arveltheswift for the Cool Text 😔#Saturday Chillin #sermons.txt #tes #eso #tes morrowind #vivec #kin tag

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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#i hate white people LMAO #sermons.txt #tes #bosmer

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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lmao im joining @julankaushibael and @sexy-orc-singles in this meme

#who let that guar in #sermons.txt #my art #tes #tes morrowind #tes oc #nerevarine #natavi ashinammu #king helseth #pairing: the king’s assassin

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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yngvarr: ah yes. me. my boyfriend. and the ancient dragonborn spirit that spawned from his dragon aspect that has yet to leave, watching us sleep.

#i stan the dragonborn spirit where does he come from #sermons.txt #tes #tes skyrim #tes oc #dragonborn #yngvarr #miraak #pairing: dragons gone wild

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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can i be real i actually dont trust bethesda to handle valenwood or hammerfell well at ALL let’s just go back to high rock u cant be racist against frenchies-

#FEAR FEAR FE #sermons.txt

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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teldryn with one of him and lukas's kids and an animal book: the cow says "moo"!

teldryn: the butterfly doesn't say anything...

teldryn: the pig says "STOP. YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW."

#raising a new generation of anarchists #sermons.txt #tes #tes skyrim #teldryn sero #pairing: the wolf and the raven

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 5 years

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game of the year

#you talk to a guard on a horse at the WRON ANGLE and this happens #sermons.txt #tes #tes oblivion #video captures

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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durnehviir: i name you qahnaarin.

miraak: gee konahrik how come you get to have two dragon names.

#yes im implying that miraak was able to go into the soul cairn with yngvarr #bc like. he probably has some real soul fuckery going on there.#obviously still has his dragon soul but like. so much daedric influence can fuck up a soul #beyond recignition #so the portal is like oh sure king go ahead #sermons.txt #tes #tes skyrim #tes oc #dragonborn #yngvarr #miraak #pairing: dragons gone wild #durnehviir

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kinghlaaluhelseth · 4 years

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so i have the SAM mods for se right. i download armor and clothing refits for the morphs. i get one for the dragonborm dlc stuff. i like an idiot do not look at the preview images. i go to solstheim so lukas can pick up his bf teldryn. and i am met with the realization i accidentally got a version of the refits made by what i assume is a horny gay man.