#server business

[businessmemes]

if you interact with Jenessica you will be reassigned to the JAR.

#business #businesscore #business memes #office space #memes #this is business #business tips #IT #business woman #server room #technology #wires #capitalist hell #officecore #corporate hell

[fluffyartbl0g]

So just curious: How does Skypiea go down in the speedrun?

wait wuh

Speedrun/Time travel AU Masterlist

@thychesters @thychesters @thychesters BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE BUGGY BOOGIE

WATCH HIM DANCE BOY DANCE!!!!!!

(Yes this is canon, buggy is in skypiea,,,, whas that rascal doin up there??!1?1!)

#buggys the type of guy who invests in stocks when travelling back in time #one piece #op fanart #time travel au #speedrun au #ask #buggy the clown #ohhh you wanna make boogie buggy a custom emoji in ur one piece server sooo badly you wanna do it i dare you #this is only 70 percent crack #30 percent serious business… like buggy…. serious guy 🤡 #THIS IS MY AU I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!!!!!!!

[omaano]

"I've grown these for you."

My first entry for the @rexobibingo - because what is a Gardener/Gardening about if not making leafy things grow out of love? (You can, of course, grow your leafy things out of spite too, I guess, that's always a very fair motivation if you ask me)

Keeping to good old habits from my previous bingo experience, please allow me to wholeheartedly and very passionately recommend @dharmaavocado's fic that has been on my mind throughout the whole time while I was working on this drawing We Who Love Our Hands in Dirt which was likely the first fic that has sold me on this ship, and Hanahaki as allergies will never stop being fascinating to me as a concept *w*

#rexobi #obirex #rexobi bingo #rex x obi wan #my art #captain rex #obi wan kenobi #star wars fanart #tcw fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #I haven't drawn flowers like this in a bit I was starting to feel bad about it #please make sure to check out dharma's fic if you haven't yet once AO3 is back in business again #Thank you everyone in the discord server for helping me with the colour picking! #if only my rl allergies could be cured by the simple method of a bit of introspection and *shudders* admittance of feelings #fuck allergy season it is only entertaining when it's happening in space #look at me showing up with personal art that isn't the Hades AU XD

[mishapen-dear]

tbh i think that even unwinnable fights should be winnable. some of the BEST fights i've ever run as a dm were ones i built kill the players (in a fun way. I had some cutscenes prepped so even the loss would be a different flavour of win)- but then they were clever bastards and managed to either win the fights or pull themselves out of trouble. I think it's perfectly fine to plan for a fight that players aren't supposed to win, but you need to let them. if they can't win, they can't lose, and the meaning of that encounter is diminished. do that too many times, and they stop trusting you to give them roleplay prompts and start expecting to sit there waiting while you drive the story for them.

but if they can win... if there is always the chance to win, no matter how impossible the odds, then they ALWAYS have hope. they always get invested. they feel the big emotions of success or the big emotions of failure, and you fucking Win as a dm/roleplay prompter/lead bastard.

#qsmp neg #qsmp crit #discourse #<- for blacklists #im not grumping or anything im just musing on like. the mechanics of why everyone is so upset about the latest fight #and how it can be avoided while still keeping these fights genuinely difficult and intense #its hard because there's so many players and they all have wildly different strengths and weaknesses #so someone who could take on the code easy needs that enemy scaled differently than someone who isn't a big fighter #but it's hard to do that in a world where they interact w the same enemy #and you only have so much man-power to cater to a big server like this one #and then you bring in the big powerful items that the players can and can't access but which the admins have ultimate power over #and the fact that some of the admins themselves have lag issues or aren't super great at pvp so they accommodate that with better gear #and it starts getting messy #but for the fights themselves yeah regardless of what armour or gear or killing-methods they use there should Always be a win condition #and idk maybe there was one and we just didn't get to see it #but if that win condition is 'parents sit in the safe room with their babies while the others are overrun' #then i think there are ways to build better win conditions #anyway i love game design and player/dm interactions qsmp hire me now i want to know your behind the scenes #jk im too busy to apply #but man. i wanna nerd out so bad that sometimes i think about it

[chuckyray]

I love the perception that everyone into jelix draws felix as some nervous little woobified nerd with a head full of fluffy soft hair and cutesy little pride flag pins because i draw felix like this:

#ive said it before and ill say it again. jelix to me is like brokeback mountain except theyre in business. #whatever jelix yall have exposure to is notttt what im doing i promise you. i dont even fully get the jelix yall always rant about #because i never see anything jelix ever. tbf i dont seek it out but even then ive never seen an actual piece of jelix fanart in the wild #only those funny emojis on the official twf server. #the walten files #twf #felix kranken #jf #jelix

[futuristichedge]

redraw

#silver #doodles #for the STH big bang server VC shenanigans #for the bit #im so busy im mad. i wanna draw hedgehogs dammit

[royalarchivist]

A little while ago, Rubius mentioned that he wants to log onto the QSMP, but he has many other things currently taking up his time. He wants to dedicate the time to QSMP that it deserves, and when his schedule is a little more free, he'll focus on the server. He also mentioned that he's already discussed this with Quackity.

#Rubius #QSMP #no transcript or translation because I'm at work #please feel free to hop in and add one! #and I actually got this news from Rubius' various update accounts I've been really busy today #This was sort of what I thought was going on vis a vis Rubius and the server #but it's always nice to hear reassurances from him!

[valcaine]

*Glides down into you inbox*

I got two things!

Um ok for the first you said you wanted drawing ideas? Mmm have Philza going mock fucking 10 as tech holds a speedometer and ran panics

And also what other cursed birdza/ emerald duo headcanons do you have

Teeth stew anon you have sparked my interest

-I'te

*takes off*

they are trying to see if his wings healed

(they did) (he destroyed the lawn)

cursed headcanons? uhhh philza can and will eat bugs and mice, he is the resident pest killer

#I have many more headcanons but that’s the only one I can think of rn LMAO #this ask has been sitting in my inbox for over a month but suddenly art block snuck up on me #so have this #I have also been busy with minecraft server stuff !!! and roleplay !!! #art coming soon about it even tho I am pretty sure no one really wants to hear about ocs but eh who cares #I also have a few mcyt drawings planned #though they may not be finished for a bit fsghabna #anyways that’s the life update #technoblade #philza #ranboo #nihachu #dream smp #dream smp syndicate #how do I tag again on here wai #art #digital art #doodle #asks #do send more asks !! could be doodle req or not #dsmp #vals doodle extravaganza #vals percieving box

[theminecraftbee]

Normally, traitors aren’t frog-marched to the Emperors themselves, regardless of what rank of information they had. These aren’t normal circumstances, though, Techno bemoans to himself. For one, the man is refusing to speak anything but French and a tiny amount of broken Bayesh. For another, on being made, he immediately handed over about three folders of classified information then loudly waited for handcuffs to be put on him.

Phil is lounging in his throne; he’d never been one for propriety. This leaves Techno to be, uh, the actually serious one. The one adorned in uniform, sitting and glowering down. It’s lucky that the traitor isn’t a pigman, because Techno isn’t actually great at glowering, but humans are weird about pigman facial expressions so he should be fine?

The traitor stands before them and grins. In perfect Bayesh, he says: “Finally. It took way too long for you to catch me, bitch.”

Techno pauses. He stares. In Piglish, he barks to his guards: “Everyone out. It’s Leader business.”

They file out. They’ll be waiting outside. Phil straightens in his seat and reaches for his own sword.

Techno, laboriously, drags his hand across his face. He switches back to Bayesh. God, does he regret being fluent in multiple languages sometimes. “What are you doing here, Tommy.”

“Showing you your intelligence weak points, fucker. Do you know how easy it is to slip Bayesh spies in here? I was smooth. A smooth customer. I was hearing classified milkitary secrets—”

“You were caught within two hours,” Techno says.

“That’s—that’s just what you think, innit?” Tommy says. Phil laughs. He’s the real traitor here.

“Tommy. I don’t wanna have to cause an international incident, but I’ve had a really long day, so if you just tell me who hired you to run a spy op, and why you decided it was a good idea to run it yourself, instead of sending one of your experts…”

“No one,” Tommy says.

“Hey, don’t lie you little shit. Techno might not want to start an incident but I don’t care,” Phil says. He grins and holds up his sword. “You wanna wake up in a jail cell and reveal some secrets? We may all be Leaders but it won’t stop torture from hurting.”

“What the fuck, Phil,” Tommy says.

“No one’s torturing anyone. We’ll just bomb them later if we must,” Techno says.

“And I wasn’t lying. It’s—can I take the wig off by the way? It fucking itches.”

“I despise you.”

Tommy takes off the black wig, revealing his blonde hair. “Anyway, I don’t want to work with you guys either, so I figured I’d get your attention by like, acting like we’re enemies and stuff. Got hired for espionage enough back in the day to pick up that much.”

“Who the fuck wanted you as a spy?” Phil asks.

“Fuck you,” Tommy says and doesn’t elaborate.

“Please just tell us what you want,” Techno says. “Please. I can’t handle this much you at any given time.”

“This needs to be Leader to Leader,” Tommy says, and something heavy laces his words. The hairs on Techno’s arms stand up.

“You coulda asked,” he says, in one final desperate bid for normality.

“No, I couldn’t have,” Tommy says. “I think Chip’s dead.”

Techno doesn’t notice that he’s standing until he is.

“What?”

“Yeah,” Tommy says. “Yeah. And, uh, I fucking. Need your help to figure out what happened. Before we get blamed. And I know, politically, you’ve got no reason, but if we don’t figure out—”

Techno sits back down, heavy.

“I know you understand Piglish. Let me talk in my native language. Phil.”

“Yeah, mate?”

“Go get the stuff.”

Phil’s eyes darken. “Right. That. Well, I’ll be back.”

Tommy’s voice, for the first time since Techno met him as a newly-minted Leader, standing on a wooden bench and yelling about executions, is small.

“You believe me?” he says.

“Why else would you come here?” Techno asks. “Not like we like you.”

“Good, because I’m shit at infiltrations. Would have been embarrassing if you, like, didn’t know your enemy well enough to know that,” Tommy says. He’s saying something else underneath it. Techno is neither good enough at Bayesh or at Tommy to guess what.

“Let’s work out an excuse to make a treaty. And you tell me everything.”

#smp earth #WELL THAT'S A TAG I HAVEN'T HAD TO USE IN A WHILE. #a bee fic #anyway have you ever had to excise a story hook that's appeared in your head? #anyway: in which business bay gets framed for murdering chip and unfortunately as much as tommy would like the notoriety #he can't afford to let a guy who could kill chip just run around. also no one believes him. #so he goes to the antarctic empire hoping to ruffle enough feathers to at least get them out of the way #and technoblade immediately goes 'oh god something that incredibly stupid WOULD happen to you. oh no.' #AND THEN THEY ARE FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER TO CATCH THE GODKILLER #for the record. i probably won't write this. #if you're in a certain server with me please ignore how much i've been going 'but i COULD write bedrock bros' recently i PROBABLY WONT #anyway. i thought maybe you all would like this. the worldbuilding is like. ADJACENT to empires earth? with a lot of months in-between #like it definitely has influences from when i was doing the empires earth stuff.

[rowarn]

i still wanna open my discord server but i'm rlly nervous to just open it to the public......sooo i was kind of thinking of starting slow and letting mutuals in if.....any of my moots r interested 🥹

#rowarnings #i am just One Person #and my bestie is in the server and could help mod a lil #but they r such a busy bee that i do not want to do that #so it will be just Me in charge #so i wanna start slow for myself u feel? 🥹

[juniper-clan]

can I ask what this discord server is if you don't mind sharing? been looking for a clangen community to interact with, but Tok nervous to go out into the main clangen server

I use /fallenclan's server, everyone there is great

#jcooc #i'm too busy to operate a server of my own if I did I would be an absentee parent and never be around to moderate

[osteochondraldefect]

posting these doodles rn :3 i enjoy playing dress up with these beasts

#hi if you saw my art in servers HGQJSGAJWHAJ #why is it that i post my art like. a week after i created it #anyways uhh been busy writing and making an animatic lately!! and also studying bcz ill be allowed back in school soon #ghosts art #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill

[shadowslocked]

“The QSMP doing events and lore feels off given the admin situation especially since we haven’t had an update” and “we likely will not receive updates on what is being worked on behind the scenes and if we do it likely won’t be in depth, we’ll have to wait and see what happens” are two things that can co-exist

#qsmp #qsmp neg #qsmp situation #can’t say I’m personally a fan either #but Quackity did say roleplayers were on hold till things were sorted #I’d rather believe they figured it out with the NPC/admins we’re currently seeing #and that’s why they’re on the server #but we also want really know unless someone with QSMP comes forward #as much as I’d like to know things are going well #Quackity already said he’d put in work to make sure people are paid #a stream repeating that isn’t going to help #and I can’t see him giving more details than that because at a certain point it isn’t our business #if something is going wrong we’ll have to wait till somebody comes forward about it #or in my case wait till somebody posts a link from Twitter

[3-aem]

Sighs

#this era of gojo is defined by using thirst traps as a coping mechanism #hey how many times are you going to draw him shirtle- #I'LL DO IT UNTIL I FEEL SOMETHING BESIDES TREPIDATION DAMMIT 😭 #the transgender song by crystal castles slaps so fucking hard #but when i die i gotta ask the cosmos how many times i listened to it while playing Minecraft that almost 2 years later it still reminds me #of that time i went like 10k chunks from spawn on the server and lived in a random village i found #trading wheat and gathering emeralds to purchase enchantments from the librarian #for a month basically. #eveyone else was busy accumulating resources to beat the ender dragon #and i was too but i was gonna be very cozy game about it.

[svtskneecaps]

yknow what with the strife building between forever and bad and the ripple effect that might have on the server at large i think now is the perfect time to fridge bad. go touch grass, mr boyhalo, it's time to see people either fall apart or come together without you. bc listen. listen. when the dms are bumpin with 'bad can you ___' every thirty seconds. sometimes you just gotta steal badboyhalo and see what the fuck happens. i just want to know.

and i also want bad to slEEP GODDAMNIT

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #he ended stream early for once but i don't believe for a second he left the server #for the love of god freeze dry this man #like i want to see how him being gone affects the server at large #(bc he's such a steady support for egg parents + theory people + dungeon raiders) #(like the french love him the brazilians love him philza knows if he can't take care of the kids bad will) #(fit lets bad watch ramon while ramon and dapper hang out) #(and shit dude bad and dapper are attached at the hip like it was devastating in the days after dapper lost his life bc before that- #-you barely ever saw bad ALONE; they went EVERYWHERE together even to secret order meetings) #bad please get in the freezer and nap for like three days #i'm in a funky mood and i'd LOVE to fuck around and find out #tho i understand completely that the lore is busy with a different angle and i will not find out #((i'm holding out hope to find out sometime but i recognize now will likely not be that time)) #((the worms in my brain are curious and they would feast deeply on the answers)) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #it's 4am btw if this isn't coherent its bc i didn't proofread bc it's 4am lol

[fewlimit]

BUN LIM LIME LIME JUICE?? BUD

DRAW THE THING I ASK YOU TO DRAW RN😠😠😡

- Your dear best friend😚

You owe me 10 dollars

I read the fic you send me tho, it was good

Fanart for the blog, @short-black-diamond of their fic 'Lydia x The king'

#this was also supposed to be in the tged discord server art wips but they were busy big braining #tged #the greatest estate designer #the greatest estate developer #webtoon #lloyd frontera #tged lloyd #manhwa #genderbend #genderbent #llydia #Llydia frontera #and the king #tged genderbend #i should really give male queen Alicia a name