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4me2knowandyou2wonder · 6 months
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Roach having a lot of Deaf friends because of his ability to sign.
Roach getting his music taste from them.
Roach now knowing a ton of songs with ton of bass, (as they blast really heavily-bass-centric music for the vibrations.)
Roach being desensitized to the fact that these hard-core rap songs have incredibly inappropriate, highly sexual, and often slightly misogynistic if not majorly misogynistic lyrics. 
Roach also being desensitized to simply how loud Deaf people like to play their music.
Roach blasting songs like, for example, zoom! By 1nonly around base making everyone lose their minds.
Song: *She wanted my dick in, she said it don't fit in. My whip burnin' rubber, I got all the friction*
Ghost: “Roach, what the fuck?”
Song: *bass kicks in*
Soap: *red* “bug?”
Song: *Okay, okay, like, get on, bitch. Okay, okay, like, she on dick*
Price, ever the feminist: “ROACH!”
Gaz: *just staring at Roach, trying to process how he could possibly have the audacity play the song that loud*
Roach: *blissfully ignorant* “huh???”
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geoledgy · 8 months
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Would anyone be interested in cartoon screenshot illustration commissions in the same style as my art fight pieces? (Not planning on opening comms anytime soon but maybe in the next...5 months - 1 year?)
If so...how much would YOU pay for one? (This is not me asking what to price them but more just to get a better gauge of what people interested can afford)
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sisaloofafump · 4 months
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Hi there! Do you accept commissions?
I do! I wouldn't be able to complete one until mid/late December, but I am open to discuss and coordinate any time.
Commission Info:
I currently don’t have a set commission sheet. However, I've attached various examples of character art and the respective style's price. It can scale up and down depending on extra characters (+50%), complicated backgrounds, rendering style, cropping (full body vs bust) etc. You can also check out the art masterposts pinned at the top of my page, or the non-fandom stuff on my instagram @ astridn.m. If you see something you like, shoot me an ask or dm and I’ll let you know what I would charge for something similar to that! I’m sure we could outline something to work within your budget and vision :)
I am happy to draw almost any subject matter but I do have limited experience with animals/anthro. Though I am a-okay with nudity and mildly suggestive content, I won't draw any properly sexual interactions. Payment would need to be through PayPal (from anywhere) or e-transfer (if Canadian).
Here are some examples of recent work in the non-abstract styles i am most familiar with and their respective prices:
(All numbers are rounded and loose estimations)
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Detailed full body, one figure, cell shading, simple background: $60 CAD // $44 USD // €40 EUR
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Detailed full body, one figure, COMPLEX shading, simple background: $120 CAD // $88 USD // €81 EUR
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Detailed full body, TWO figures, cell shading, simple background: $90 CAD // $66 USD // €60.5 EUR
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Detailed full body, TWO figures, NO COLOURS, simple background: $70 CAD // $52 USD // €47 EUR
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SIMPLE full body, TWO figures, cell shading, simple background: $15 CAD // $11 USD // €10 EUR
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Detailed HALF body, TWO figures, COMPLEX shading, FULL background: $110 CAD // $81 USD // €74 EUR
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Detailed HALF body, one figure, COMPLEX shading, simple background: $30 CAD // $22 USD //€20 EUR
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MID-DETAIL full body, one figure, cell shading, simple background: $25 CAD // $18 USD // €17 EUR
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cthulhusstepmom · 11 months
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Gaz finds out a couple of weeks after Price.
It's a complete accident and not even a fault on Soap's part really, unless you count getting the wrong type of bin.
It's some time in the middle of the night, Gaz doesn't know, Gaz can't be bothered to say. What he does know is that there's an intruder in his room ruffling around on the floor. "Ye wee foockin son of a bitch yer gonna wish ye were nae foockin born" ....Fucking Soap?
He doesn't even bother getting up. "Soap what the bloody fuck are you doin in here mate??"
The cursing on his floor goes silent. He's about to ask more when he feels a slight pressure on his calf, ready at this point to accept that Soap just wants cuddles and drag him on to the bed he's nowhere near prepared for the sharp pinch that clamps down on his leg.
"Jesus Mary and Joseph Soap what the hell??" He squeals at the same time Soap declares "I've got ye wee bastard!"
He looks down just in time for Soap to rip his covers and grab a... thing that had been attached to his leg, cradling it in his palms with a stern look.
"You gonna explain what the fuck just happened to me?" Soap, now looking appropriately sheepish holds up his palms like an offering. In them, cradled delicately in calloused hands is a baby turtle the size of a golfball. Little bugger is fucking cute too.
"I ah had them in ma closet...they wernae sposed to get out but the bin locks are shit. Think he could hear the water from your tanks or somethin, slipped right under the door."
Gaz, properly awake now, is taken to Soap's room with the little snapping turtle. He realizes for as good of friends as he is with the man he'd never actually been in his room, now he knows why.
"Mate there's no fucking room in here!"
"Ach ah know, I donnae have a space for turtles but they just hatched a couple days ago."
Gaz laughs. "Soap I meant for you ya fuckin muppet!"
Soap blinks. "Well I can get to the bathroom, and if I get chilly I can just curl on up in there with Wee Man."
Gaz takes it in, he admittedly doesn't know the first thing about reptiles but everything looks pretty fucking mint, fake and real plants all over, big sticks and caves to hide in, not to mention the size of the things. They don't look like much on the outside, sheets of blank plywood that look just the slightest bit slap glued. But the fronts have well installed sliding glass doors and the insides are all painted with hand drawn jungle and desert scenes and sealed expertly with silicone.
"You make this?" Gaz asks, gesturing to the enclosures.
Soap looks up from where he's contorted himself to get into his closet, fiddling with the bin that the baby turtles had escaped from where it sits on a heat pad.
"Oh aye, nothing much to look at but it gets the job done."
"Fuckin mint."
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saphushia · 5 months
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for the mcytifying of mc skins would you consider doing commissions for those?? asking bc im not a mutual and also for future reference when i (hopefully) have a skin i actually like.....
yeah i'd consider it, but it'd be smth i'd have to actually discuss with ya to give you a 100% answer. i take commissions on a case-by-case basis when approached by clients- meaning, no, i'm not going to open commission slots for that type of thing, because i don't do that. but if you or anyone else was interested in commissioning that, you can dm me, and we can discuss details and cost and if all is well then we proceed from there.
it also depends on like, do you mean commissioning to draw your character and the reference image is your mc skin (meaning it'd be a character design commission and i'd be checking in throughout the process to get you to ok concepts and design aspects) ? or do you actually mean you will throw money and an mc skin at me and i'll design it however i want with no further input from you. because either way, i'd probably do it for the right price, but you can guess which one i'd be more excited about lmao
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grim-artz · 1 month
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might as well post it here too
Set Price | USD | Paypal / Ko-fi only
Peppermint Dolly OPEN 10 USD
Misty Gloom OPEN 15 USD
Ruby Doom OPEN 15 USD
USD | Paypal / Ko-fi only
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The Price to Play On His Head...
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newkiqx · 9 months
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Installed a sensor on my girl so i know when
#Funy jokey#I've become addicted to cheap zigbee switches and sensors#I set this up so the air conditioner in our bedroom will stop running when the bucket is almost full theres something wrong with me#It works too and i love it :')#Next up is a small switched pump that will pump the water out for a set amount of time#Directly to the balcony plants#Our windowsill is too high up to run the condensed water out with gravity sadly so some kind of reservoir with sensor and pump has to do#Also planning a dedicated channel for outside air directly to the compressor with some kind of blowback valve#I hate mobile acs for how they are designed but there are no good high capacity mobile acs on the market yet#This should mitigate most of the issues though#The main issue is the lack of separation of compression and expansion stages which is why you should use outside air for the former#AND i have an hourly energy price contract which means i should switch the ac on/of on a set of preset conditions#I love tinkering and this is both pretty cheap and actually rewarding us with much better sleep during heat waves & less fuss#Also electricity savings#I put a bunch of stuff on this kind of sensing/logic already and its so nice to see your expenses go down with little to no impact#I feel like such a dad even though i dont have any kids#All of this is completely local and relatively cheap to set up but you have to like tinkering a little#Hmu if you want some advice i can point you away from large cloud based nonsense & help with initial startup#The two investments are a raspberry pi and a zigbee dongle#Possibly also a p1 reader or similar if you want data directly from your utilities#And after that most investments should be 10 dollars max per sensor or switch and most of the ali ones will work#And even have fancy features like somewhat accurately displaying power usage and current#Sorry for extremely rambly long tags i just get excited sometimes
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justaholeinmysoul · 10 months
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Some of yall really don't know what it means to be working class in some countries. Yes maybe we can afford little "luxuries" from time to time but that doesn't make people rich or capable to completely boycott the low costs companies.
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astrumocs · 2 years
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Interest check: if I made a talksprite commission post and offered Pixel, Sketched, and detailed lineart versions, would any of y’all be interested in getting some?
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losernumerouno · 1 year
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you know what paint tool sai has the best blending tool or whatever in all art programs. i've yet to use a program that is as good as paint tool sai's
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indynerdgirl · 1 year
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Random ask, because I saw the post and I've been following you forever: favorite tabletop game?
Munchkin! It's one of the few games I can get all four of my younger brothers to play with me (our games get vicious & at least one person always ends up cheating, so our sister refuses to play with us). As such, I have spent a stupid amount of money buying expansion packs to build up my original Munchkin deck and at this point, my deck is so large that it's impossible to play through every card in one game. I probably have enough cards to make at least two, if not three playable decks. 😆 I also have Marvel Munchkin and there are a few other versions I want to get as well (the Harry Potter & Disney versions top the list).
Runners up include Catan, Pandemic, Codenames, Ticket To Ride and Sushi Go! (all games I can also get my brothers to play with me). I also have a bad habit of buying new games and never getting around to playing them because I keep going back to my favorites. 😆
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clearbun · 2 years
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this was originally procrastinating on doing other stuff but i think i might actually use this style for comms if i can figure out pricing it was fun
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purplequay · 2 years
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no idea if this is something people do but who cares. hey followers, despite having commissions open im yet to receive one. so i wanna get some feedback. if ure someone who WANTS to commission me, feel free to send me an anon as to why ure hesitant on doing that
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designfailure56 · 2 years
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Do you do commissions?
I do! I made this big commission post a while ago but honestly, it works better for me to charge person by person. Once I get a good idea of what you want, I'll charge accordingly to what you need.
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fluffybunnybadass · 2 years
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man i saw allusions to the new cdc on twitter, went "oh man, i prob don't want to know" and yep, i didn't want to know
fucking someone come take the cdc out and/or somehow get WHO involved or SOMETHING just fucking snip this shit because this country has shown time and time again that it doesn't fucking respect us that live here
only $
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