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notfromcold · 8 months
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Izzy: I ... apologize. I thought that you and Blackbeard were engaging in activities of a, uh... sexual nature and it was affecting his judgment. I see now I misunderstood... it was simply fencing practice.
Stede: Oh, no no no. No, we were not doing anything like that.
Stede: We are now, mind you!
Ed: Quite a bit!
Stede: Quite a bit! But we weren't then!
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scarorb · 6 months
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altschmerzes · 16 days
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on a related note, oh my gd is trying to find advice on or information about writing sex scenes ever a fucking Grim experience. it's like a roulette wheel of arophobia, acephobia, insane generalizations, transphobia, misogyny, gender essentialism, more insane generalizations, and half the links on guides or compilations of resources are dead lmao.
and so much of what i CAN access, all of the other weirdness aside, is written in such a like... catty, rude tone? like hello can we all calm down please. can people who write about sex a lot or want to provide resources for writing about sex please be less fucking weird about sex.
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darubyprincx · 1 year
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im sick n fucking tired of these "aro/ace shy people who never make sex jokes or flirt" wheres my aros/aces who have the dirtiest minds in their entire friend group and flirt shamelessly with baristas. wheres my allos who actually just never talk about those things cause they're just [shrug] about it. what about ace/aspecs with allo partners who literally dont care for sex but do it anyways with them because they genuinely dont mind and it benefits their partner. like come on guys we've got the whole range of the coolest people on earth and y'all are just choosing the extremes??? FUCK YOU ALL this character who regularly flirts with everyone and makes so many innuendoes all the time is aroace actually. its canon because I Fucking Say So
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sawtual · 7 months
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well im glad im not the only one being correct around here
YOU GET IT YOU SEE THE SAME VISION
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abracazabka · 4 months
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hello karate kids why are you participating in top and bottom discourse can we not do that please. can we just say "switches" and all be friends can we do that please...
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spacemancharisma · 1 year
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ways i’ve described being attracted to people:
“I want to braid her hair and watch movies at a sleepover with her”
“I want to work in his household. I want to bake bread for that man”
“I want to chew on him like a rubber ball”
“I want to sit at her feet and have her pet me like a little dog and tell me what to do”
“I want to do bad things to him. like, legitimately morally bankrupt things”
“I want to build an altar and worship her as a deity”
“I want to wash his hair and put him in a baby bjorn”
“I have a pathological need to chew on that man’s tiddies”
“I want to have a complicated years-long homoerotic friendship with her”
“I have never wanted to suck a dick so bad in my life, I swear”
“I need to have had that man on a leash yesterday”
“I had a dream that he kissed my neck and I got the lipstick mark tattooed”
“I have never understood the urge to call someone I’m attracted to ‘mommy’ but I get it now”
“ohhh my god I need to put eyeliner on him right now”
“I want to go on a lord of the rings-style quest with him”
“I just want him to know I’m available if he ever needs his pussy ate. like, I’m here for you”
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plutotheforgotten · 4 months
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Just a reminder that if you have sex with someone and they overstep a boundary, even if it’s a “small” overstep, you can like… say something about it, or stop having sex with them if they continue to overstep. They should be respecting all your boundaries and if they don’t I promise you can find people who will. Don’t put up with that shit.
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neopronouns · 5 months
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flag id: a flag with 7 stripes, with the first and seventh being much smaller than the others, the second and sixth being much larger, and the fourth being slightly larger. they are red, dull cream, light red, and bright red-pink, light red, dull cream, and red. end id.
banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.’ in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.
sexologifascic: a gender connected to having a special interest in sexology. only to be used by autistic people
[pt: sexologifascic: a gender connected to having a special interest in sexology. only to be used by autistic people. end pt]
for anon! the red/pink stripes represent human sexuality and the paper-y stripes represent science/study/etc. the terms is 'sexolog' from 'sexology', 'i', + 'fascic'!
tags: @radiomogai | dni link
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artflameball · 1 year
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A very important question
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notfromcold · 9 months
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I have a fic idea that is very. Very. Definitely the filthiest and kinkyest thing I've ever written. I may. Post it anonymously if I do write and post it XD
It's just very Very. And I may be talking it up overly much. But **looks at Ed and Stede** These bitches love S&M and power exchange (while still being ridiculously schmoopy about it) good for them good for them!
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altschmerzes · 15 days
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update: the 'loneliness into loneliness' follow-up 'two aces qpr oneshot about platonic shower sex' fic is now at 2k and honestly. i still feel like i am a cringe idiot who doesn't know what i'm doing. but when i do NOT feel like that, i feel like i might have a knack for this stuff bc TBH? IT'S NOT TURNING OUT TOO BAD.
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aro-culture-is · 1 year
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Aro culture is being physically affectionate and cuddly as well as giving gifts as a show of platonic affection but people constantly assume you are flirting.
Aro culture is also making copious sex/your mum jokes so people become increasingly confused about my stance on relationships
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spacemancharisma · 4 months
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little bit of blood on bondage ropes: very sexy👍
little bit of blood on bondage ropes because you tripped so bad while you were hobbled that you almost broke your foot and had to pause the scene to do first aid: not sexy :(
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