#sexjokes

[lordtsarkastic]

I would have been pleased with any number in between. LMAO #humor #funnyposts #funnymemes #humormemes #sexjokes #laughing #cantstoplaughing #twowomen #winedrinker (at Gothenburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeDaz9quhQw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#humor #funnyposts #funnymemes #humormemes #sexjokes #laughing #cantstoplaughing #twowomen #winedrinker

[squ1dpee]

Me, aggresively munching on the bible: “Forgive me father for i have sinned” more like… “Sorry daddy ive disobeyed god with my weinerrrr! *moan*”

#sexjoke #sex is a joke to me #forbidden food #i eat #I EAT THE BIBLE #exmormon #daddy

[quenthel]

they are doing what to thisle dunmeshi on reddit?

#quenthel special #isnt he like.. a kid... #why are they making sexjokes abt him... #hes getting the same treatment as venti genshin inpractical but at least venti is like an adult who looks young

[cum-roll]

I just saw your username and I thought “oh my god why is that your username!?” Before I saw your profile picture lol. Somehow being aroace makes the raunchy jokes make sense lol.

unfortunately i am very much aroallo, the sex jokes are not above me though

#my username is an inside joke between me and my friend #my name karol -> kamrol -> cumroll #its fits well on the sexjoke website #young master is saying things??

[horsebeast]

they call me wreck it ralph the way i wreck it ralph

#horse words #this is not a SEXJOKE!!!!!!!!!! its literal. im high btw

[andebonn]

'That Conversation' (vulgar brother-in-law down the pub version)

More rubbish like this: 'By Mistake On Purpose' published in various Internet backwaters.

#vector #illustration #cartoon #webcomic #childfree #reproductiverights #antinatalism #contraception #mantalk #dirtyjoke #sexjoke #pub

[irrfahrer]

[ PALM ]:          taking the receiver’s hand, the sender brings it to their mouth, and places a tender kiss against the receiver’s palm.

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐎 👀 !

Zivs ears jolted up in confusion when she watched Obi Wan reaching out, taking her small paw in his bigger hand and playing a small kiss on her furred paw. The gesture was tender, loving almost, and hit the young woman as unprepared as a strike at the back of her head. From one second to the other the youg womans pelt bristled like from elctricity and floofed her up until she looked twice her actual size, and her usually colourless, almost white nose and the inside of her ears turned so red they almost seemed to glow. She looked up at the man, then his warm hand holding her paw tenderly as if she was a precious gem, and then back up at the man while in her mind turned, turned, turned the same question over again: What was he thinking? SHe did not smelled any adrenaline from him, far from it to be fair, so there was only that panicky question turning in her head:What was he thinking?What was he thinking?What was he thinking?

They had been on their way to one of the Temples refactorys when he had reached for her, warm sunlight fell throug the high windows on the corridors tiled floor and claded walls ceiling and floor into molten gold.

"Oh Kriff off, I have a kriffing reputation to lose!", she adorably squeaked flustered, but did not pulled her small paw away and instead only wriggled her stark red ears up and down as if she was a panicky loth-kitten. What was he thinking, What was he thinking?Not for the first time in her life the Tynnan loathed the fact that her mindshield was too thick for her to reach out and read minds, so the question just circled wildly in her head, what was he thinking? What was he thinking? : "...I mean it, I will start biting in ten seconds! So what now? You gave my paw a peck? Scratched your beard against my pelt? Any more kriffing ideas? Did it do any good or was it useless?"

[ @lightfaithed ]

#Ziv ist ein harter keks die laufend sexjokes macht aber wahre romantische emotionen machen sie fertig #xxD #lightfaithed

[zabinsky]

I would let mr bean flick my mr bean

#mrbean #mister bean #sexjoke #mrbeansexy #ooh la la #zabe

[starsandhughes]

Has jamie ever walked in on trev and sissy 👀👀

no, but only because sissy is only modest when it comes to sex. she’ll make sexjokes and inappropriate comments, but they’re really good about locking the door. they’ll have sex around the house, but only when they know for a fact jamie won’t be home for a while, and jamie has no idea that trevor will casually rail sissy on the kitchen table

#penalty box series: asks

[realness-remade]

She calls my dick Space Junk the way it's out of this world. 😎

#Mario #SexJokes #SuperMarioGalaxy #MarioSexJoke

#Mario

#SexJoke

[squ1dpee]

Huh? Post nut clarity. What about post cake clarity? One bite and your tastebuds explode.

#asexual #cake #everything is cake #sexjoke #sex joke #sex is a joke to me #my boyfriend inspired this

[twentythousandvolts]

hey girl am i penndot?because i have no intention of filling those holes !!!! <- my brand new anti-sexjoke. i hope you enjoyed. like and subscribe for more pennsylvania department of transportation

[ohyeahtoys]

Which one do you prefer? 🤔 #orgasm #edging #denial #omg #sexmemes #sexjokes

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Atlas guns are named shit like Alpha Beta-Omega Prototypical XO-XO Pattern System and they still won't have the tracking mode go for headshots

CoV guns are named shit like Kewl Hawtt Konssekraitd Fukkd Fartyd Hai-Pristyss and they still overheat 5 shots in

Dahl guns are named shit like Extended Untamed Mammalian Rabid Jackalope and they still do 0 damage per shot

Hyperion guns are named shit like Synergizing Benchmarked Handsome Executive Buzzword and they still have that piss yellow color

Jakobs guns are named shit like Shittin' Polite Dastardly Leather Horse Big Iron and they still won't have an element

Maliwan guns are named shit like Starless Effulgent Duplicitous Verdant Particulator and they still have charge time

Tediore guns are named shit like Fast Deluxe Great Value Shoot-O-Matic +-= and they still have dogshit stats

Torgue guns are named shit like Cream Sexjoke Innuendo Euphemism Testosterone Doughnut Peepeepoopoo and they still do self-damage

Vladof guns are named shit like Eggiweg Keeshkas Moloko Rozz Sabog Shlapa and they still eat ammo at the speed of light

#my post #borderlands #text post #shitpost

[yumayuisimp]

Just want to say st that I F*CKING hate those sexjoke this fandom did about Yuuma (especially the d*ck joke). It disgusting 凸( •̀_•́ )凸

#admin #yumamukami #diaboys #just bc he have a big body??????

[riliane05]

❣️❣️ Chào mừng các tình yêu đã đến với “Crew Crew luv” ❣️❣️

Đây là bài ghim để giới thiệu sơ lược về chủ blog là tui, Riliane05, cũng như gắn một số link của truyện tui đăng trên các nền tảng để các bạn tiện theo dõi.

⏰ 08/04/2023 ⏰

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Các truyện của tui: Nhấp vào đây.

I. Về admin:

- Các bạn có thể gọi tui là Riliane hay Rili, tác giả, admin, v.v…

- Bút danh: Riliane05.

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- Thể loại truyện tui thường viết là đồng nhân - fanfic để phục vụ cho việc đu fandom.

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Một số fandom tui đang nhiệt huyết: Boboiboy, Slam Dunk, Nuarihyon no mago, Ensemble stars music, Sweet home.

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- Đây là blog cá nhân, được quản lý bởi một mình tui, không có admin nào khác.

- Blog này được tạo ra để tui đăng các cập nhật về truyện của bản thân, các thông báo,… đến với các độc giả.

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- Biết nhiều hơn về tui: Tại đây.

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- Hiện nay tui hoạt động chính thức trên các nền tảng: Wattpad, Wordpress và Tumblr, các bạn vui lòng không đọc truyện của tui trên các nền tảng khác.

IV. Nội quy:

Tui sẽ cố gắng tạo một sân chơi thoải mái nhất có thể cho các độc giả thân yêu. Tuy nhiên, điều gì cũng có giới hạn của nó, mong các bạn tuân thủ những điều dưới đây.

- Nói chuyện, bàn luận lịch sự, tôn trọng người khác, tránh xung đột.

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- Không sexjoke, deadjoke dưới bất kỳ hình thức nào.

- Hạn chế cmt về chủ đề không liên quan.

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#riliane05