#sexuality is fake

[bigskyandthecoldgun]

steddie fake dating au that starts because robin’s mom keeps pushing for her and steve to get together and robin gets so fed up that she yells, “it’s not gonna happen because some people are gay, mom!”

and upon seeing the utter horror and fear on her face, steve swoops in and says he’s the one who’s gay. cue mr. and mrs. buckley, local hippies, attempting to show how supportive they are, and all the while steve gets eddie to agree to fake date to get the buckleys to prove they’re safe, so that robin will feel comfortable enough to come out to her parents.

#steve using his puppy dog eyes to get eddie to agree bc “it would mean so much to robin to know that her parents would accept her” #eddie agreeing because. it’s STEVE. #robin not knowing about ANY of this until steve and eddie show up to her house holding hands #mr. and mrs. buckley just want their daughter to see that they’re totally cool with her gay friends #they aspire to be the cool parents #bonus points if steve is aware of his own sexuality the whole time #bonus bonus points if nobody else had been #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #robin buckley #steddie fake dating #prompt ! #feel free to use it tbh i’d love to see it #i might also use it. actually yeah i’ll also use it at some point

[astarlightmonbebe]

dohan is really out here living in a high stakes thriller while jihan and ajeong try out an enemies to lover romcom

#star stumbles #wedding impossible #kdrama #i put my money on the ex boyfriend we got one glimpse of who's on the relationship chart (??) but hey. #it could be anyone #i really hope we see him actually doing art sometime though #jihan's all about marrying off his brother and inheriting a company #ajeong is doing fake marriage enemies to lovers poor girl meets rich guy family drama #meanwhile dohan is being stalked threatened someone's out to get him hiding his sexuality #it's a lot and it's fun

[awesamforehead]

does the gay pornstar actually need to happen in order for people to actually acknowledge Dream being openly queer?

#not sfw #discourse #How hard is it to just congratulate and send good thoughts to someone going through a sexuality journey without bringing up drm? #Like....it happened with rboo havent we learned our lesson from that #Its tiring its so tiring leave drm alone hes not involved with this whatsoever you're fighting a fake villain in your head go outside

[abovethemountains]

Pizza Tower Sexuality Headcannons

#pizza tower #pizza tower headcannon #pizza tower au #sexuality headcanons #lgbtq community #pride icons #my post #fandom things #random hc #random headcanons #pizza tower peppino #noisette #the noise #pizza tower pizzaface #pizza tower pizzahead #peppino spaghetti #the vigilante #pizza tower pepperman #pizza tower gustavo #fake peppino

[queen-of-reptiles]

tried to get it out of my head but I couldn't.

GEORGIA STANWAY YOU IN THAT ARMBAND DID SOMETHING TO ME MA'AM - HOW DARE YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD.

it has actually made me spiral...

I'm so down bad for her omfg

please g - just one fucking chance ...

much love

your biggest simp xx

#woso #georgia stanway #woso community #woso soccer #england lionesses #georgia stanway rant #geogria stanway i love you so much my little fake german #ughhh #captain armband #rainbow captain armband #bi-sexual panic #i wanna cry #i love her so much man #england vs austria

[supercalime]

Honest question, why do yall care? I mean, if it’s real, good for them but like, this feels so gross. I’ve seen how fans treat them like characters, they deserve all the privacy they can get, relationship or not

#also looking back there’s a lot of signs that it is fake #I’ll list them if anyone cares: #first the shipping has been weird specially from the perspective of assuming Shayne’s sexuality #he’s been saying he’s straight since forever and court is enby #so doing so you’re actively trying to out him #Courtney would never wear a dress like that #also court would do something with their hair #those photos look like all the photos Brennan takes #the engagement one was probably shot in the same day with a shitty phone to fool yall #there are literally no pictures of them inside a venue or with anyone else #the only people sharing stuff are smosh people #those pics have already been edited and to edit wedding photos it takes a long ass time #it wouldn’t be possible to have them ready by Monday if they married on Friday #they’ve wanted to have the podcast to reach a certain amount of views in 24h #and what better way to do so then to lean into the parasocial babies who can’t diferentiate real and fiction? #anyway #I feel bad for them #if I’m taking out of my ass here and the marriage is true #they deserved privacy #they deserved to not have every interaction they had not be analyzed #no one should have to hide a relationship in fear of public response #lety rambles #shourtney #shartney #shortney #Smosh #Courtney miller #shayne topp

[cas-poisoning]

We are left with two equally hilarious scenarios.

1) Misha Collins probably isn’t straight but for whatever reason just pushed himself deep in the closet

2) his whole persona from last 14+ years has been completely fabricated for marketing’s sake

#bc let’s be honest. even before the fake bisexual comment he’s also portrayed himself as ambiguously queer. #which is not to say men can’t be comfortable with gender and sexuality and be straight #but I definitely think that he really leaned into for appearances #misha collins

[allforthe-gay]

Neil: everyone's like oh what's your sexuality

Neil: idk man i just know i like Andrew

#relatable shit #like bro no clue what my sexuality is #quit fucking asking <3 #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #all for the game #aftg #remind me to make a fake twitter thing with this

[flower-dagger-gay]

Step-by-step instructions on what to do if someone says or does something that "contradicts their stated sexuality"

1. Shut up.

2. Mind your business.

#seriously fuck conformity #all these rules are fake #show me the sexuality rulebook. #I'll eat it. #lgbtq #lesbian #gay #asexual #feel free to reblog

[dayurno]

huh!

#Everything Reminds Me Of Him #this is drag race all stars 8 and i keep thinking about. sorry #about drag race guest judge kevin day #it would. be. so funny. #his fake smile. the hot pink background. having to hold back on criticism. the way hed be borderline sexually propositioned by the queens #like every hot guy is #rupaul: and for our guest star of the week heeeeey its kevin day! are you excited to ball with our queens? #kevin: (demure laugh) very excited ru i'm honored to be here #AGHGHAHGGH. sorry i am so autistic but i can see it truly so very clearly. #txt #kevin